Monday, October 16, 2006

Prostitution, Drugs And Porn

It was a dark and stormy night. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Abe freaks at Tek's proposal to Lexie, “I-AM-HER-HUSBAND.”

“Maybe if you acted like her husband she wouldn't have been having an affair with me for the past year.”

Lexie tells him to cool it. He says he knows she loves him. Lexie says, “No. I love my husband.”

Abe asks if that is clear to Tek. “Not until you answer my question,” says Tek, “Will you marry me?”

Victor acknowledges there is quite a storm brewing. He asks Kate if there is any word. From Phillip. Of course not.

Belle and Hope are at dinner. Belle is agonizing over the loss of her baby. Belle says she almost didn't accept Hope's invitation. It's more fun to stay home and pout.

The radio on the Fancy Face III booms out a weather bulletin and advises ships to return to dock immediately. Meanwhile, Shawn and Willow are already docked, so to speak.

Shawn tells the arresting officer he can't book the brat, “This is no hooker. She's my daughter.”

Coulda fooled me,” says the cop.


Bo asks Mimi to give them some space. He asks the brat how long it has been going on. The brat shrugs and officer Rick jumps in and says he thinks this was her first night. He can spot a virgin prostitute a mile away. She was also fighting off a potential trick. The brat claims that was because he wouldn't meet her price, “You should know about that, right. Mom?”

Rick also says she wasn't in the usual place for hookers. She was trolling down by the Brady pub. Bo freaks at the thought that she was doing this by her grandparent's pub. Rick thinks it was a cry for help. Bo takes him aside and asks him to let him handle this.

Rick leaves and Billie reads the riot act to the brat. Bo tells her she's in a heap o' trouble but just not getting arrested.

Mimi rushes up and asks Bo if they can talk before he leaves. Bo is hesitant, but tells Billie and the virgin pro he will meet them at the house. Mimi's concerned about Shawn on the boat with the perfect storm brewing. Bo assures her Shawn promised he wouldn't take the boat out past the first buoy. “Yeah,” says Mimi, “But I don't think he's thinking straight.”

Your point,” asks Bo. He tells her he'll take care of the situation with the brat and then call the harbor master.”

Victor tells Kate he had Nico run a check on Phillip's credit card. They know he took a flight to NY, and then just disappeared. He assures her they will use all of their resources to find him. Kate says she should have told him but she was afraid Belle would leave him. When Shawn drove his car into the living room, Victor expected Phillip to come over in a rage.”

“Shawn is a self destructing hothead,” says Kate, “We raised our son better than that.”

“Right,” says Victor, “Phillip has much more sense than Shawn. He only tried to drive the car through a concrete wall. Instead of challenging us he just takes off – again.”

Belle whines about Mimi keeping the secret about Claire. She tells Hope Marlena wants Claire and her to stay at the penthouse a few days. Hope asks if that is what Belle wants.

“I don't know,” says Belle, “I'm not a little kid anymore.”

Hope agrees, “You're an adult who acts like a little kid. Besides, you don't have to raise Claire on your own. Shawn will be there to help.”

“I don't know about that,” whines Belle, “He doesn't love me any more. He didn't just leave Mimi. He made it clear he doesn't want to be a part of Claire's life or my life any more. He's moved on.”

Shawn and Willow are moving on together as the Fancy Face III floats toward the jaws of death. “The boat's really rocking,” says Willow.

It's a good thing I put that sign on it,” says Shawn, “If this boat's a-rockin' don't come a-knockin'.” Willow is amazed at the size of the waves. “I think we've got a problem,” says Shawn.

Lexie tells Tek she won't marry him and asks him to leave her alone. Abe asks if Tek has some kind of death wish. “You think you can take me,” huffs Tek.

Abe lets out a belly laugh, “I have put worse than you in prison.” Tek asks if Abe is going to arrest him. He says he hasn't broken any laws, “If you wanna stop me from loving Lexie, you have to kill me man.”

“With pleasure.”

Lexie tells Abe to back off. Abe says he only cares about Lexie and his family and if he has to beat that message into Tek, he will do it. I can't let him keep drooling all over you. I am your husband, dammit.”

He doesn't drool,” says Lexie, “He slobbers. Let me handle this.” Abe gives her five minutes. Lexie drags Tek outside to talk.

Cap'n Shawn barks orders as the Fancy Face III rolls in the sea. “Aye-aye,” says Willow. The ship's radio screams out more bad news as the radar shows the boat heading ever-closer to the big red blob.

Shawn throws Willow below deck and lashes himself to the wheel. That doesn't work, so he runs down and tries to call the Coast Guard on the radio. “Now what,” asks Willow. He tells her to keep trying to get someone on the radio as he runs back upstairs.

Shawn doesn't believe Shawn wants nothing to do with them. “He was furious with Victor, Kate and half of Salem for keeping the secret from him. When he dropped the lawsuit he thought he was doing what was best for you. He didn't know you were questioning your marriage.” He's the only one

Belle says, “The truth is, he didn't want to be burdened with the responsibility of raising a daughter.”

“No,” says Hope, “He couldn't stand the thought of living with an infant. But he certainly wanted to live with Claire. I know my son and if he knew you loved him as much as you do he'd be fantasizing about you every time he takes a hooker out on a boat.”

Victor and Kate walk into Chez Rouge. Kate tells Victor this is just like Rex leaving all over again, except it's worse. At least she knows where Rex is but she has no idea where Phillip is. Victor assures her they will find him and make amends. “And what about everyone else,” asks Kate as she looks over toward Belle.

Bo and Billie get the brat home and ask what in the world she was thinking. She says she was peeved at Max for breaking up with her and decided now she wants to be the one in charge when it comes to men. Bo doesn't buy it so the brat changes her story and says she did it because ever since the Benson's died she hasn't had a family.

“How can you say that,” yells Billie, “You've had the most dysfunctional family in town.”

She says Billie is now involved with “Cap'n Steve, the one-eyed pirate” to care about her and Bo hates her, “Because I messed up your perfect little life.”

Bo says they're off track. They are talking about the brat turning tricks, “Yeah, girls do sleep around when they miss love in their life, like your mom, but they usually only turn to the streets when they need money. But ever since we found out you are our daughter, you have wanted for nothing.”

“Except for parents that put me first.”

Bo accuses her of trying to get Billie and her back together again, “Sorry, kid, that's not gonna happen.” He sends her to her room. Grounded for prostitution.”

Bo and Billie discuss what they are going to do to her. Bo tees off on the situation of Lockhart and Hope. He thinks he has to protect Hope and can't be distracted by Chelsea's games. Billie thinks the brat needs professional help. She can't accept the fact that what Bo and Billie had is over.

“You think that's true,” asks Bo.

Lexie tells Tek, “Abe is my husband.”

“For now,” says Tek.

“For all the Days Of Our Lives,” says Lexie.

Tek tries to kiss her but she pulls away. She claims this is all about Tek not being able to deal with the word “no.” Tek claims she is scared to be the sexy wonderful woman he knows she can be.

Willow screams for help on the radio while Cap'n Kangaroo fights the ship's wheel and then goes for a swim.

Prevuze

Victor says he will speak to Belle. Kate gets a message and says she has an emergency and has to leave. Kate leaves and Victor heads toward Belle and Hope's table.

Belle says she still loves Shawn. Hope encourages her not to give up on him. Belle and Hope leaves. Hope gets a call from Mimi on the way out. Mimi tells her about Shawn's trouble, “I tried to tell Bo but he's too busy with Chelsea. She got arrested for prostitution and Bo let her off.”

“HE WHAT?!”

Hope says she will call the Harbor Master and she will meet Mimi at his office. She hangs up, “Damn you Brady.”

Billie believes Bo and Hope belong together. She says she couldn't tell Bo what she had done because she didn't want him to hate her or Chelsea.

“So now that you've given up on me you're going after another married man.”

A girl has to have a hobby,” says Billie. She claims Steve is interested in her. Bo says Kayla is the love of his life. Billie says she has made a lot of bad decisions in her life, but for the right reasons. But she has learned not to stand in the way of true love. Laying down in it's way is another story. She thinks the three of them should go to therapy together. Bo agrees. Chelsea eavesdrops.

Lexie claims Abe satisfies her in every way. He says “Maybe for now but what about in ten years when you're still young and sexy and you're wheeling him around in a wheel chair?”

Lexie hauls off and whacks him, “You BASTARD!”

Uh-oh. Belle has a spell. Victor asks if she is OK. She claims she's find. “We need to talk,” says Victor.

Mimi and Hope meet at the dock. Mimi claims Shawn went out because he was trying to impress his new girlfriend. Hope doesn't care what he was trying to do, she just wants him back safe. Hope makes a call to Bo, "If you care anything about your son you will get here now." Bo bolts.

Willow comes up onto the deck looking for Shawn. Shawn crawls back on board and asks what she is doing up there. Willow says she got in tough with the coast guard and told them where they are. A helicopter arrives overhead and drops a basket. Willow rides up.

Lexie tells Tek leaving him was the best thing she has ever done. Abe interrupts. Lexie says she's calling Micky to have him draw up a restraining order. Abe tells him if he violates it that will give him grounds to kick him off the force.

Victor says he's trying to apologize to Belle. Belle laces into him, “How could you not tell me that Claire is Shawn's daughter?”

Victor says he was trying to protect Phillip. Belle says what he wound up doing was driving his son away.

Victor says, "If there is anything I can do..."

Belle says, "I would sooner live on the streets than take any help from you. I will never need you because my parents know how to love and protect their children. But all you know how to do is destroy people."

the brat comes out. Billie tells her Bo chased after Shawn. She tells her they are all going to therapy. More lecture about prostitution, drugs and porn. She tells her to stay out of her father's business while he is still having trouble with Hope. She agrees. Fro some strange reason, Billie is skeptical. She goes into the kitchen. The brat calls Chelsea and tells him she just found out some interesting information about Bo and Hope he will want to hear, “Get over here right away.”

The Harbor Master tells hope they have rescued Shawn and Willow. The Fancy Face III, however, will make a great new addition to the Salem Barrier Reef. Hope thanks Mimi for calling her since Bo has failed her once again. Mimi leaves. She can't stand the thought of seeing Shawn and Willow together again.

In comes the wayward son and his first mate. Willow says the whole thing was amazing, just like Fear Factor. Shawn makes the formal introductions. Hope wonders why Shawn didn't turn back at the first time of trouble. He was busy.

Bo rushes in, “Shawn, are you OK?”

“No thanks to you,” says the untamed shrew.

Previews
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Chelsea says, “Right about now is a perfect opportunity for you to make another move on Hope.” Patrick asks, “Why is that?” The brat says, “Because she's going to need another shoulder to cry on while Bo is busy moving into the dog house.”

Hope says, “While your son was busy struggling for his life, you were at the police station trying to protect your daughter from being booked as a prostitute.” The other prostitute looks on.

Marlena tells Belle, “Why don't you find him and tell him how you feel before anything else keeps you apart.”

Lucas says, “Sami, how can you do this.” Sami is next to tears.

5 Comments:

Anonymous applecheeks said...

Great pictures today: Patch's amnesiac teddy bear, the captain & ship "going down" and the later comment about Captain Kangaroo battling the storm.

And I really lost it when I got to the picture with Willow giving the Coast Guard their location. That's what Prevuze has been lacking....a good blond joke! HAHAHA

Suggestion to Bo: How about some tough love here? Let TS get arrested for solicitation and spend a night or two in jail. Might do the little brat some good.

7:15 AM  
Anonymous KOTU said...

Wow! I think Prevuze has been hitting Squint's bag-o-pills this morning! Funny Prevuze, as usual, but some pretty major slip-o-the-fingers while typing.

"Shawn" doesn't believe Shawn wants nothing to do with them? Should it be "Hope doesn't believe..."?

"The brat calls Chelsea and tells him...". Or, the brat calls Patrick...?

"Shawn" tells the arresting officer his daughter isn't a prostitute? Maybe that's "Bo" tells...?

That's alright. It happens to everyone eventually. DAYS just rots out the brain, letting the old synapses to fire randomly at times. MWUUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

7:20 AM  
Blogger Bulldog said...

Maybe Prevuze' typos were due to the strain of worry that Jr. was actually lost at sea. HAHAHAHAHAHA

I was so hopeful the new head writer would come up with something new. Here we are again with the same old plot - Jr. gets in trouble, Bo chooses the brat over rescuing him, Hope gets mad, yada yada.

Loved the pictures today! And I LOL over the image of Jr. trying to strap himself to the wheel. A great way to start a dreary Monday morning! :D

8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Belle tells Victor she will live on the street before taking any help from him...might be the way to win back Shawn I am thinking!

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guest Prevuer today must have been Belle lol

It was another funny prevue

6:21 PM  

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