Friday, September 03, 2010

The PGA Tour Douchebag Championship

Why does it always happen when I'm on the road? Here I am, miles from the Prevuze Compound, I log into the Sat-o-saurus to download today's feed and...


To quote Carly... I mean Hope... Maggie... uh... actually every character who has been on DOOL from the beginning, "I blame myself." I start wondering what I did wrong that would have messed things up.

Well, I checked everything I could on this end and it all seemed in order from my remote location, so I got the bright idea to check the listings for Monday (Labor Day in the US). Sure enough, there is no broadcast on Monday. Instead, DOOL will be preempted so NBC can show the PGA Tour Golf Playoff:Deutsche Bank Championship. Actually, if you want to know the truth, A repeat episode of the Dr. Oz show will air instead of DOOL, but I think it's because the PGA Tour Douchebag Championship follows immediately after.

I know so many of you are such avid golf fans this is actually very good news. Or not. But let's face it... a slow rolling putt moves a lot faster than a DOOL plot, so maybe you'll enjoy the change of pace.

The problem it presents for me is I did not know this was going to happen and so I did not expect to have to get up this morning and be extemporaneously witty. Not that I ever am, but it kind of comes naturally reporting on DOOL, which seems to make a habit out of shooting itself in the foot over and over, in an extemporaneously witty kind of way.

So about all I am prepared to do is say I hope you all have a great weekend. Rest assured I'll be here bright and early Monday when I fear we will learn the bumbling surgeons in Salem don't make very good barbers either.

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Blogger Applecheeks said...

Deutsche Bank Championship...... Douchebag Championship...

Without my caffeine yet this morning that took a few seconds, but GOOD ONE, Prevuze.

Thank goodness it's the Friday before a three-day weekend. Otherwise, without Prevuze I'd need to go back to bed and pull the covers over my head.

Have a great one everyone.

5:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for deciphering - I knew it had to be something, but even with the coffee, my cold seems to be preventing my mind from working....

6:26 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Let's see...I haven't seen yesterday's episode yet and no Prevuze today? Will I survive not knowing if EJ lives or dies? Not knowing if Maggie has been sarcophagus'd? Not knowing if Nathan has killed anyone on the surgery table today?.....

Yeah. It'll be OK. It's Friday, a holiday weekend and gorgeous weather. Happy weekend Prevuze and Prevuzites! :D

7:08 AM  
Blogger LeeLeigh said...

OMG, no Prevuze. What am I going to do? How will I cope? Forget it - I can't take the pain anymore. I'm going into the Salem river to fish out that gun Sami tossed away. On second thought, I won't need the gun. That river will probably kill me.

I read Prevuze daily, but I don't always read the comments posted. However, I'm on vaca this week (at home, how exciting... but I'm a homebody) and I have lots of free time. one day's comments mentioned a big ruckus, so I went back to find out what went on. Wow, 52 comments! and some really intelligent ones! including the death penalty and the wars! pretty wide ranging topics for a commentary about DOOL. quite a bit of uproar for a conversation about a soap opera. Do some of those posters think that EJ, Sami, Rafe, etc., are real people? One has to wonder..... Perhaps Prevuze should install technology that lets only those with more than one brain cell post a comment. (Anyone with more than one brain cell is shades ahead of the residents of Salem.)

on another note, I wish I could make some text in italics, but there doesn't seem to be any way to change the type. none that I can see - and I've had a lot of caffeine. help!

With no Prevuze, I'm going back to bed. I had such a good sleep last night, in my white satin. Later I'll finish those letters I've written, never meaning to send.


(p.s. thanks for the golf warning on Monday. I wasn't aware. I just love golf.... cough, puke)

8:09 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Do some of those posters think that EJ, Sami, Rafe, etc., are real people?

You mean... they're... not? Next you'll be trying to tell me Santa Clause isn't real...

8:17 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

(p.s. thanks for the golf warning on Monday. I wasn't aware. I just love golf.... cough, puke)

OK, since I know everyone who reads this blog loves golf so much, here's a little TRUE golf story from the news a couple days ago: A golfer takes one swing, sets 12 acres of the golf course on fire and it takes 150 firefighters to put it out. Now THAT'S a bad day at the golf course. How'd he do it: CLICK HERE.

I've never had anything quite that bad happen on the golf course. I once killed a duck with an errant shot and it took me years to live down the fact that I was a "duckie murderer." And once playing in the southwest I hit a shot into some kind of protected desert plant and was told if I tried to hit it out from there I would be arrested. Truth be known I should be arrested for most of my golf shots anyway.

Prevuze: Best golf blog on the Internet.®

8:43 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

PGA - pretty god awful. Douchebag Championship indeed!

Now that he's free to philander at will, I expect that Tiger's gallery will include a lot of hopeful hos. Remember - ahem - ladies. If Tiger can cheat on Elin, he'll do the same to you. Check the Gal Manual for details.

Have a wonderful holiday weekend everyone. I intend to make mine golf free.

8:58 AM  
Anonymous Maggie Mae said...

You could have thrown in an Obama joke. :D

Have a great week-end. IMO watching your death star would be more satisfying than watching DAYS anyway.

10:08 AM  
Anonymous ChowdaLuvva said...

I for one am looking forward to EJ being in a coma for a week (i.e., until November Sweeps). Gag

And for the next round of who's the daddy. Double-gag

What say we throw around some ideas for the DOOL writers for some actual original story lines? Or at least some that they haven't already used 15 times this decade. Any ideas?

11:46 AM  
Blogger LeeLeigh said...

so sorry little Prevuze. there, there, calm down. go back to sleep little one. Santa Claus is real. And so are EJ, Sami & Rafe. now hush little baby - don't you cry.

4:22 PM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

so sorry little Prevuze. there, there, calm down. go back to sleep little one. Santa Claus is real. And so are EJ, Sami & Rafe. now hush little baby - don't you cry.

OK, I feel better, but... still bummed about Pookie.

4:53 AM  
Blogger Arlene said...

Oh Prevuze. Don't worry about Pookie. He/She/It is probably on a big farm on a tropical island getting a pedicure and massage. Only to discover that the whole farm is run by Shawn and Belle! AH! But never fear, I'm sure everything is going to be just fine. JUST fine.

As for golf.... Uhm, yeah. Who once said, "Golf is a good walk spoiled."

Have a great weekend all! (And this Ejami is glad to miss a few days of Safe scenes.)

4:51 PM  
Blogger JenH said...

Prevuze, alll hail your beautific benevolence. That feed went out for a reason. That reason is (Shirtless Rafe) best left in the ether.

I find myself more interested in Vivian than I thought I'd ever be since when, the late 80s? When she showed up with horrid hair and nonsensical dialogue, i figured it was just another add-on that the writers thought would distract us from the fact that their current stories bite the big hootchie goddess of ReHash in the Sky.

But given how the youngsters are acting, I'm all for the oldtimers getting their dancing shoes on and having a good old fashioned live burial!

9:15 PM  

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