Saturday, March 20, 2010

Big Boobed Babes Behind Bars

The following is a Prevuze editorial.

Women in prison film (WIP) is an accepted genre of exploitation film which emerged in the late 1960s. The plots of these salacious, usually B-grade films feature imprisoned women who are subjected to nearly constant abuse, sexual as well as physical. The abuse usually comes from sadistic and mean guards, male and female. Violent activities and nudity are commonly seen throughout the films. The genre also typically shows the prisoners engaged in graphic lesbian sex.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, a particularly disturbing sub-genre of these films has emerged. Women in monotonous prison films (WIMP) are creeping into the mix. In this new arena, abusive guards have been replaced by guards who give relationship advice, violent fights by shoving and lapel-pulling sequences, prison riots by fingernail polish tossing hissy fits, nudity by orange prison uniforms so baggy they could provide a bigtop for Ringling Brothers, visitors parading through to get advice on how to live their lives from incorrigible habitual offenders and, possibly worst of all, bitch-ho'z named Tiffany, no doubt imprisoned for uptalking.

We say the time has come as viewers to demand the return of those old-time prurient, yet somehow wholesome, big boobed babes behind bars semi-pornos. Settle for nothing less.

The opinions expressed in this editorial are exclusively those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of any rational or sane human being. Nor do they represent the opinions of the author in the event that I forget tomorrow what I wrote today or in the event I find out those opinions are really unpopular and decide to do a lot of bobbing, weaving, waffling and backpedaling on my stance.

As you ponder this important issue, don't let it get in the way of the fact that the weekend is upon us. Wherever you are, make it a good one. Settle for nothing less.

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Blogger Firstfall said...

Thanks Prevuze! I don't know about a great weekend here though. We have to fix a fence the wind blew down and then my daughter is emotionally blackmailing me to take her to see "Alice in Wonderland" in 3D.

My word verification was 'copsynci' which seems to fit with your post.

6:42 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Oh my, did I ever need that this morning. Prevuze description of the WIP film's devolution to WIMP was hilarious.

I'm hoping Prevuze vast knowledge of WIMs comes from Wikipedia and not personal experience. Otherwise that would just be.....

Oh, who am I kidding. It fits the Prevuze & Prevuzites' warped profile perfectly. Now, who has my copy of Maximum Security Sizzlers?

6:45 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

What are they doing in that top picture? Maybe they're just giving her regular coffee instead of a decaf vanilla latte with foam. HAHAHA

You're so right on about the Prevuze viewers, Applecheeks. I no longer will shamefully hide my DVD of Love in Leavenworth.

Hey, inspite of a possible 8 or more inches of snow today, thank you Prevuze for brightening my weekend. Have a great one everybody!

7:15 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

What are they doing in that top picture? Maybe they're just giving her regular coffee instead of a decaf vanilla latte with foam. HAHAHA

I'll just let you draw your own conclusions. CLICK HERE.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you say water boarding?

2:15 PM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Can you say water boarding?

Running it through her nose like that I believe the technical term might be snoterboarding.

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

I'll just let you draw your own conclusions.

Sing it Ziggy!!

Oooh-how, Sufragette City, oooh-how, Sufragette City, oooh-how

Ohhh, Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am!

If Nicole had gone on a hunger strike, I doubt Lois would have bothered force feeding her.

Even with her tiny tatas, Nicole could have a starring roll in "Salacious Salem Sluts in Slammers". OK Prevuze and all you kinky Prevuzites - buy your tickets. I'll pay for the popcorn, and let's hope the flick is in 3-D. Chloe and Sami will be fine but Nicole needs all the help she can get.

Have a great and snowy weekend everyone!!

7:32 PM  

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