Tuesday, June 24, 2008

A Globe-Trotting Bohemian Commitment-Phobic Surfer

Bo and Hope are at Chez Rouge to celebrate or commemorate whatever Bo's big secret is. Maybe one of his brain cells activated. Hope wants to know why he brought her here. Bo says she'll find out when the time is right. "I know," says Hope, "You got a lead!"

"I'd have to get a clue before I got a lead," says Bo. They discuss the arson case. Bo doesn't want to talk shop. He says tonight is about them. "It's only you and me and I'm not going to let anything spoil that," says Bo.

In walks the spoiler. Daniel comes over to their table. Hope nearly chokes. Bo wonders if Daniel is there for a hot date.

Stephanie and Caroline talk about Max. The only thing more boring than Stephanie talking with Max is Stephanie talking about Max. Chelsea busts in asking for Stephanie's help. She was supposed to be there five minutes ago and has just come back from a whirlwind shopping trip. She bought four outfits and has to decide which one to wear.

The waiter pours wine for Trent. He thanks Nicole for joining him. She says she didn't have a choice. Trent toasts the past and the future. Nicole doesn't want to toast the past, but decides to do it anyway as long as she can drink, "But if you say, 'the past is in the past,' I'm going to hurl."

Stephanie and the brat pound on Max' door. He lets them in and Chelsea runs into the other room to change. Max decides he's outta there. Stephanie asks, "Where are you going?"

Max says, "To find my father. I'm going to have it out with him once and for all." A message scrolls across the bottom of the screen, "This is not a flashback...This is not a flashback..."

Roman is in the pub with Patch and Kayla. L'il Joe is now over his crisis so Patch and Kayla are out madly trying to line up babysitters. Roman tells them the John Black mess isn't going well.

Marlena is soooooo sorry. We all obsess over Theo. "Everything has changed because of one word," says Abe.

"And that word is autism," says Lexie.

"Actually," says Marlena, "I think he's just pouting because you made him get rid of that ridiculous Mohawk haircut."

Chloe dresses after romping with Phillip. Phillip wants to bask in the afterglow. Chloe says she has something more important to do. She says she's doing this for his own good. He, of course, asks what.

Abe talks about how much different today is from yesterday. Lexie says it's not much different, "It's just that today, we know what's going on with him. Theo should be talking more."

"I'll bet that's a problem your parents never had," says Abe.

Lexie says, "Living in denial isn't helping."

Abe grits his teeth, "And neither is damning our son with some damn label."

Lexie says, "If you would have put 'damn' in that sentence one more time I would have to notify the Guinness Book of World Records."

"This is none of my business," says Marlena, "but I'm going to butt in anyway. I want to help."

Bo asks Daniel, "So who is it? Knowing you, you've probably got some hot babe on your arm."

Before Daniel can answer a waiter tells Bo and Hope their table is ready. Hope can't drag Bo over there fast enough. Daniel tries to call Chelsea, but gets voicemail.

Hope points out that Robbins and Nicole are together. The ever-vigilant gossip is always on patrol.

Nicole tells Robbins who Bo and Hope are. He says he already knows Bo because he came to his place after the break-in.

Stephanie doesn't want Max to do this. Max claims he can handle himself. He needs to know. Stephanie wants to go with him. Max says no. A message scrolls across the bottom of the screen, "Do not attempt to adjust your picture. The problem is not with your set..." Max promises he will tell her everything but needs to do it alone right now.

Chelsea comes out dressed and hauling the rest of her stuff. She books, and Stephanie tries to stop Max from going on his wild goose chase.

Chloe tells Phillip he'll find out what she's up to after she talks to Roman. That really gets Phillip's attention. Chloe asks him to trust her. She claims she wouldn't do anything to hurt him and he can come with her. Phillip agrees. He leaves to get the car and Chloe makes a call to Lucas, "It's me. I'm about to do it."

"I wish I could do this myself," says Lucas, "I owe you. Good luck."

Lucas hangs up and John asks what that was all about. Lucas stares.

Stephanie still wants to know what's really going on. A message scrolls across the bottom of the screen, "You are in hell..."

Nicole wants to know why Trent can't just leave her alone. "Because I missed you," he says, "I'm not the same person and I'd like to make amends."

Nicole doesn't want any part of him, "All I want is the answer to one question... Are there any other soap operas looking for cast members right now? "

Bo spews compliments and continues to be coy.

Chelsea shows up in all her skankliciousness.

Roman says, "I will definitely come and meet L'il Joe, but first I want to crack this arson case."

"But I was hoping you'd meet him before he goes on social security," says Kayla.

Patch goes over to Stephanie and Max and asks to talk.

Chelsea sees Bo and Hope. She says that could be a problem.

Lexie takes Abe's hand and bawls. They tell Marlena they need to work though this by themselves. Marlena reminds them, "I lost a baby to SIDS. Either that or maybe it was a suicide... we never really found out. It destroyed my marriage to what's his name, even though it never would have lasted anyway."

Lexie says, "If he were physically sick I'd know what to do. I'd call a doctor. I just want my little boy to be all right."

Patch wants a word with Maxwell alone. Stephanie goes over to Kayla and Roman. Morgan hustles in and tells Roman she thinks her father is missing. "How do you know," asks Roman, "Did the river disappear?"

Lexie apologizes for falling apart. Marlena reminds her she's not alone, "There are all kinds of support groups for this and, of course, say it with her, I'll be there for you." Abe shows Marlena out.

Trent tells Nicole their secret is safe. Nicole is skeptical. Sam the student comes up and gushes over Robbins' book. Trent introduces Nicole and Sam leaves. Robbins thinks he's becoming the local celebrity. Nicole thinks he's eating it up. She's surprised he introduced her. Time was when he wouldn't do that.

OK. Bo is ready to spill the beans. He says he had a near death experience and realized they could have lost each other, but didn't. The purpose of tonight's festivities is to hope next time they have better luck.

Chelsea decides she doesn't need to be too worried. Daniel wonders if she is really ready for this.

Morgan says her dad said he would call and hasn't. She's tried to call him but it only goes to glub mail. Roman says she has to wait 24 hours. Morgan asks, "Does that count the 24 hours I just told you about? Something has happened."

Patch says, "I think we should have a man-to-man. On second thought, make that man-to-dork." Max tells Patch he's been hiding things. "You mean that brainy thing," asks the ever-articulate Patch. Max says he hid that because he doesn't want to be like his father.

Lucas tells John he's just trying to make things right. The doorbell interrupts. Rolf shows Marlena in. She kicks Lucas out but asks Rolf to stay. John wants to know what this is all about. "This is about getting my husband back," says Marlena.

"Which one," asks John.

Trent says, "They're playing our song."

"We don't have a song," says Nicole.

"I thought we did," he says. He asks her to dance. Nicole don' wanna. He tells her she'd better think about being a little nicer to him. Nicole agrees to dance.

Chelsea decides she's OK with the whole situation. Daniel has decided to be more open-minded. She explains she hasn't told her dad, but told Hope.

"In other words," says Daniel, "Bo is now the only one in town who doesn't know."

Chelsea says, "It's just that Hope doesn't freak out as much about things." Daniel decides they are two adults who are doing nothing wrong. They decide they have nothing to hide and should go say hello to Bo and Hope.

John says, "You blow my mind, Blondie. Yesterday you were talking divorce." Marlena says she doesn't want him back she wants her husband back. She pulls out the disc. The blood drains from Rolf's head.

Chloe says she has news about Paul. She says she saw him at the pier the night of the arson. "Let's start at the beginning," says Roman.

"That would be one hell of a flashback," says Chloe.

Max says his biological father is as low as they come. He tells Patch he's back in town, "He's making life hell."

"I know what's that's like," says Patch, "I live with Kayla. Duke was an SOB, too." Max says he would never hurt Stephanie. He loves her too much. Patch says Max has nothing to lose by opening up to her. Patch says Max can call any time night or day.

Trent and Nicole dance. He says he wondered if his past would catch up with him when he returned to Salem, but thought it would be his son.

Bo swallows his tongue. Hope smiles, "We're glad you came over." She turns to Bo, "Aren't we?" Bo hesitates.

KICK!

Bo finishes bandaging his leg and says, "I'm just a bit surprised. He's a little... uh... old for you."

"BO..."

Bo tries to change his tune, "He seems youthful, for his age." The happy couple decides to let Bo and Hope get back to their desserts.

After they leave Hope lectures Bo for being rude. "He should be with someone like himself," says Bo.

"Who," asks Hope.

"I don't know," says Bo, "A globe trotting bohemian commitment-phobic surfer."

Chelsea tells Daniel Bo will come around. He thinks she has the most incredible smile, "God I bet you were hot in braces."

"Yours isn't so bad either," says Chelsea.

"At my age they're all false teeth," says Daniel.

Trent tells Nicole Max is his son.

Chloe says Paul reeked of gasoline.

Abe assures Lexie, "We'll get through this together. Then you can have one of your affairs and blow it all to smithereens."

Lucas eavesdrops as Marlena says the disc is the key to unlocking John's past.


Previews
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You can watch the previews later today on our PREVUZE II website.

19 Comments:

Anonymous Leslie said...

Bo says she'll find out when the time is right. "I know," says Hope, "You got a lead!"

"I'd have to get a clue before I got a lead," says Bo.


Actually, that could be the mantra of the entire SPD.

Bo asks Daniel, "So who is it? Knowing you, you've probably got some hot babe on your arm."

Wait until he finds out it’s just Chelsea. Bo will discover that Daniel isn’t quite the hot babe magnet that Bo thought he was.

He needs to know. Stephanie wants to go with him. Max says no. A message scrolls across the bottom of the screen, "Do not attempt to adjust your picture. The problem is not with your set..."

Thanks for the information Prevuze. However, that something I won’t see…ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chelsea shows up in all her skankliciousness.

I love it when Prevuze adds a new word to the Prevuze lexicon!!!

"He should be with someone like himself," says Bo.

"Who," asks Hope.

"I don't know," says Bo, "A globe trotting bohemian commitment-phobic surfer."


What do you know? Bo is capable of a coherent thought.

Great Prevuze and photos…sorry I can’t say the same of Daze.

5:48 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

…to celebrate or commemorate whatever Bo's big secret is. Maybe one of his brain cells activated.

Talk about starting right off with a snark guaranteed to make you squirt liquid through your nose!! ROFLMAO

”Actually," says Marlena, "I think he's just pouting because you made him get rid of that ridiculous Mohawk haircut."

Yeah, they just shaved him almost bald instead. HAHAHA

Stephanie still wants to know what's really going on. A message scrolls across the bottom of the screen, "You are in hell..."

Actually, poor Prevuze is in hell alone because, like Leslie, I plan to ZZZZZZZAAAAPPP through these scenes.

Roman says, "I will definitely come and meet L'il Joe, but first I want to crack this arson case."

"But I was hoping you'd meet him before he goes on social security," says Kayla.


Man-o-man, Prevuze echoed my sentiments exactly after Roman’s idiotic statement. And, while I’m at it, so far this is my HUH?! moment for the day. Pard can’t take 20 minutes to drop in and say “hi” to his newest nephew? Do Payla have him stashed somewhere in Timbuktu or something?

My second HUH?! moment was Max whining that Trent was back and making life hell. Seems to me Max is the one making life hell – for Trent, Stephanie, the audience. Poor Trent is just trying to teach, hawk his book and make us wonder what is up between him & Nicole.

I started noting all the great Prevuisms and had to give up. There were too many. Like glub mail.

Prevuze once again brings sunshine into a gloomy, raining day.

6:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great bunch of pictures today. The caption under Datillo's pic was so, so true. [Though some might say that Brian came back to play this idiot, so what does that make him. I'd never say that of course.] hehehehe

And, poor Rolf. Apparently, with his culinary skills, who could tell the difference between his cooking and his compost pile.

Good catch, Bulldog. I know the show is trying to save money, but draping their cast in cheap chain necklaces you can pick up at the Dollar Store is a pretty drastic step. HA

KOTU

6:43 AM  
Anonymous tess said...

Thanks for posting! I'll be catching up on the yardwork tonight. Pulling weeds is much more compelling than watching days.
The show appears to be going from bad to worse.

7:12 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Get rid of the stupid disk! I don't want OldSquints back, I love NuJawn!! >:(

The brat just returned from a whirlwind shopping spree. How does she afford that? Do Ho and Dope give her unlimited credit cards or something?

LOL over the Brownie troop leader picture, Baby DJ commiting suicide and the Maxphanie scenes leading us to hell.

Fortunately Prevuze has saved us once again. Thanks!

8:06 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Applecheeks, DOUBLE HUH!
Chloe is going to do the "Lexi" thing and say she saw Paul at the dock covered in gasoline, BUT she's not going to do anything to hurt Phillip.

That makes about as much sense as Max saying Trent is making HIS life a living hell, when Max is doing the snarly stalker thing.

And Bulldog, we just have to pray to the DOOL Gods that somehow when they strap John into the "chair o fun" something will happen and we'll end up with NuJawn but with Ol'John's memories.
I agree I LOVE LOVE LOVE NuJawn!
His sarcasm and snarky comebacks are just about the only non-zap worthy things in the show lately.

8:51 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Just saw Prevuze II. Jawn doesn't look all that happy about the prospect of getting his memories back. LOLOLOL

9:13 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Just saw Prevuze II. Jawn doesn't look all that happy about the prospect of getting his memories back. LOLOLOL

That's because something dreadful and terrifying comes along with those memories - Marlena.

10:02 AM  
OpenID tripp3235 said...

The brat just returned from a whirlwind shopping spree. How does she afford that? Do Ho and Dope give her unlimited credit cards or something?

Nope she probably uses the $50K that Nick gave her. Which yea, never came out on the show!

But yet we get every single moment of Chelsea/Daniel's date. Ugh.

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I finally sat down and watched the show the other day. I have a few comments, so please bare with me.

1. How come every woman in salem wears tank tops or tube tops? I live in Las Vegas, and you rarely see anyone wearing that! And it's warrented here!

2. Has anyone put together the fact that Chelseas Grandma Kate may be the mystery woman that died on the beach (Daniels fate-o-love)? That's why she doesnt want him operating on her, cause he will figure it out? Just a thought, stranger things have happened on that show. (eew, the Chelshire cat will have lost 2 men to her mother and grandma)

3. Um, can someone force Kristen Alfonso to eat a burger or something! Dang! She looks like a walking skeleton! She is going from beautiful to just plain gross looking. All those bones and veins....

4. Is Nicole Max's sister?

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know which writer on DAYS had Bo using the terms "A globe-Trotting Bohemian Commitment Phobic Surfer", but bless his or her heart because that was the most accurate summation of the Daniel character that I've every heard!

I've also noticed that Lucas seems to have become a very experienced sneak and eavesdropper--- I bet the guys in prison just loved the budding stool pidgeon in their midst!

However, I doubt that John, EJ, or even Sami will be thrilled with Lucas new hobby! X-e-r-e-s-a

11:47 AM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

Chelsea says, "It's just that Hope doesn't freak out as much about things."

What? Hope did nothing but freak about almost everything about Chelsea before her sudden transformation into accepting her.

Granted Chelsea killed her son, but who hasn't killed, maimed, lost or screwed somebody's loved one on DOOL?

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it me or doe anyone else think Chloe is an android? Either playing with children (Morgan) or in the throws of passion, she has the same expression.
I'm sad so many people beat me to the Chelsea comment about her buying four outfits. I wanted that one. I'm moving to Salem. I am an educator now and have to live hand to mouth during the summer months. I move to Salem, I'll be rolling in Monopoly money forever. How do so many businesses stay afloat when only 6-8 people in the whole town actually draw a paycheck?
I was so sick the other day when Chelsea was talking to Hope about her date. You'd have thought Chelsea was 13 yrs old or something. Giggling, smiling that underbite smile that shows all 66 of her teeth and then buying four outfits to go to chez rouge?! I thought Chelsea was out of public school.
Dan likes Chelsea's smile...yeah...right...in a power failure he can use the stored solar energy from them to run his treadmill. I thought he'd say something about her eyes. " Ah, Chelsea. You're eyes are as two prunes pressed into a marshmallow."
Chelsea giggles, " I only have prunes for you, Daddy...uh...Daniel."

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

"who hasn't killed, maimed, lost or screwed somebody's loved one on DOOL?"

And prunes for eyes. The commenters are on a roll today! HAHAHAHA

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All 66 of Chelsea's teeth bwaaahaaahahaha!!!!!! That's so TRUE! I hate that stupid smile where she just out her jaw like a cash register cha-ching. Cash register mouth hahahahaha!!!! That's where she gets her money to go shopping.

12:42 PM  
Anonymous camilla said...

Want to hear something gorgeous? Here's Kyle Lowder's music myspace page.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=188747022

Who knew 'Brady' had such a gorgeous voice of his own?

12:56 PM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Anon - Is Nicole Max's sister?

I was seeing that on the horizon as well, but just read in the latest SOD issue that the show is casting for a female to play Trent's daughter (i.e., Max's sister).

Who knew 'Brady' had such a gorgeous voice of his own? Camilla - you must not have been a viewer when Kyle was on the show. He sang up a storm.

1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am glad they are doing a story on autism as a parent with a child with high end autism it is happening more and more so I hope they stick to the true facts!

5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work with autism in the elementary schools. I've worked closely with two children dealing with asperger or high functioning autism. I know the inital diagnosis is devastating for parents. But, my kids are great kids. They're like any other kids in that they have their academic strengths and weaknesses. I work closely with them on social skills and they seem to be doing find. Just like any of us, they have their little quirks. But, all in all their great kids. It's a tough diagnosis to hear. But, it's not the end of the world. Their world hasn't changed, just our idea of what kind of kid they should be has changed. I'm glad they're illuminating this on DOOL.

10:27 AM  

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