Friday, March 21, 2008

The Man Is Scum

Hope comes into Bo's room and finds Kayla. She's surprised to find her there but Kayla explains she has escaped from her crazed captor, "They called me in for a video consult. I know a lot more about video than medicine." No word on where Patch is; probably following the trail of chips and dip.

Kayla says Bo is doing fine as he hovers near death. Hope just came from seeing Ciara, whom she barely recognized. She just doesn't know how Maggie and Grandma are keeping up with her.

"Donuts and coffee," says Kayla, "And they're probably having some donuts and coffee themselves."

They talk about Shawn and Belle's trip. Hope isn't thrilled about the trip but she knows from her own experience it will bond Shawn and Belle forever. Crazy glue no doubt.

BEEEEEEP! Bo's machines go off the charts.

Ava obsesses over Hope's picture, "What am I gonna do with you Kayla? I'm so much prettier than her."

Angelo arrives and we have a big reunion. Angelo hates to see her in prison like this, "Why can't they get you better?"

"I'm fine," says Ava, "You're my favorite cousin. You know I'm emotional. Complicated. Daddy thinks I need a shrink and meds. I'm fine. You know me." Angelo promises always to take care of her. Ava says she can't be happy living like this. Ava knows her father is out now. Angelo just wishes Ava weren't so high maintenance. Ava works him, "You and me would make a great team."

"Yeah," says Angelo, "What you want is that Patch guy. He's no good for you. If it weren’t for him we'd be having big time fun right now. The man is scum."

Ava reels, "Don't you say that!" They argue about things Patch did. Angelo tells her to forget him.

Belle drops the boat trip bomb on Marlena. Shawn says Bo is OK with it. Marlena protests. She wants to know whom else Belle has told. "Well," says Belle, "We told Hope and..."

"OMG," gasps Marlena, "The whole town knows."

Sami walks in and overhears. Belle fills her in. Shawn wants to set sail tomorrow morning. Sami twists her face.

Kayla goes to work on Bo. Dr. Evil storms in and takes charge. Kayla grabs his clipboard. "What the hell are you doing," snaps Dr. Evil.

"I'm trying to save this patient's life," says Kayla.

"That's what I thought I was doing," says Dr. Evil, "You seem to be trying to stop me."

Angelo and Ava continue talking about Patch. Ava gives the rundown of their history. Patch left. Ava lost it and they locked her up. Being with Patch would make Ava all better. She wants him back. She asks Angelo for a grilled cheese sandwich and says she wants to take a walk while he makes it. Angelo resists. Finally, he says he knows he'll regret it, but agrees. He gives her fifteen minutes. Ava leaves. Pan to the picture of Patch and Ava.

Kayla tells Dr. Evil to get out. He challenges her capabilities. She has him read Bo's chart. He reads the indications for the drug he has prescribed and sees that one drop would cause Bo to shrivel up and die. Dr. Evil apologizes and leaves. Kayla tells Hope she will make sure he faces disciplinary procedures. And the writers win the Emmy for the most contrived scene in soap opera history.

"Thank God you were here," says Hope.

"Lets not think about it," says Kayla.

"Not thinking is something we're both good at," says Hope.

Predictably, Angelo brings the grilled cheese sandwich into Ava's room and finds that she hasn't returned. Big George comes in, "You dope, she's gone." Angelo decides she couldn't have gotten far. Big George says that would be true except for one small detail – Ava took Angelo's car.

Angelo discovers Ava has lifted his car keys, "She must have had this planned!" Big George congratulates Sherlock for figuring that one out. Angelo thinks Ava may have gone to find Patch. If Angelo were any sharper, he could almost cut through melted butter.

Sami thinks it will be lonely without Belle even though they only see each other twice a year. Marlena wonders where Belle got the boat. Belle tells her it was a gift form John. Things suddenly get uncomfortable and Sami and Shawn take the twins for juice. Belle whines, "Well, my father wanted to give me a gift and I wanted to take it."

Marlena says, "This is not your father!"

Belle gasps, "I thought the paternity tests cleared that up years ago." Marlena asks Belle to reconsider.

Oh, what do you know, Claire has showed up. She guzzles juice until the bartender has to cut her off. Shawn and Sami discuss the trip.

Marlena works on Belle not to take the boat. Belle thinks buying her a boat sounds like something the real John would do, even though he 'died' and left her penniless. Marlena puts on her psychoanalyst hat, "You think he's coming back and you will be disappointed."

"No I won't," says Belle, "I won't be here."

Patch asks the bodyguard how long Kayla has been in there. He gives Patch specific details, "A while." Patch tells him Kayla can't figure out what's going on. Hope comes out. She tells Patch about the incident with Dr. Evil. Patch senses Hope is distraught. He tells her to take a deep breath and hugs her. Ava watches. Hope also senses something is wrong with Patch. She asks what it is. Patch don' wanna talk about it. She thinks he's worried about something. Patch backpedals. Hope insists she won't let up until Patch tells her what it is.

Patch knows when he's beaten. He relents, "Someone's gunnin' for Kayla because of me."

Bo wakes. Kayla tells him he gave them a bit of a scare. He asks about Chelsea. Kayla says she's doing fine and Hope went to get something to drink.

"Knowing Chelsea might pull through would give anyone reason to drink," says Bo. Kayla promises to be there for him.

Patch says it's a long story. He gives Hope the Reader's Digest version. He tells her Ava has showed up again and wants to pick up where they left off, "She's threatened Kayla and the baby. She's crazy."

"Well," says Hope, "at least she would fit into the family."

Patch tells her he saw Ava in Ireland, "She's the reason the plane crashed." Patch, of course didn't tell the police but Abe is working with him, "If she smells cops all hell will break loose. The scent of donuts drives her crazy."

Hope realizes she and Ava have met. She tells Patch about the meeting and urges him to go to the police. Patch rejects the idea because they have nothing to pin on Ava, "We don't want to mess with these people, believe me." Patch walks off. Hope stares.

Belle knows John 2.0 isn't the man he used to be but thinks this boat is his way of saying he loves her. Marlena thinks Belle is wise beyond her years. I could have sworn she was older than five. Belle asks for Marlena's blessing.

Patch shows Hope the bodyguard, as if Hope and the rest of the world can't see him standing over there anyway. He says he can't tell Kayla, "She might lose the baby. She lost her pop because of that crazy bitch Ava." He tells her Stephanie knows, too. Patch is going to keep the guards on and keep trying to track down Ava.

Bo thinks Kayla is one tough cookie. She's going to turn into one tough Dorito if she doesn't lay off the chips and dip.

Patch goes to contact Abe to see if he's come up with anything else.

Sami and Shawn blather on about the trip. Shawn misses OMB. With Shawn at the helm, they'll probably be joining him soon.

Marlena gives Belle her blessing. She's not completely happy with them taking the boat, though. Belle can live with that. Unfortunately. Marlena vows not to give up on John. Belle thinks it's weird Claire bonded with John when no one else could. Marlena knows why, "Robo-John seeks out logic. Claire was the only one in Salem he could count on for that." She'll pray for Belle every day. Belle thinks maybe they can meet up in an exotic port someday and Marlena can bring the real John. Sami joins the bawlfest. Marlena hugs them both.

Hope comes back in. Kayla tells her Bo is doing fine. "How is Kayla," asks Hope.

Kayla is ticked that everyone is on her case about the baby, "Women have been having babies since the beginning of time! I know because I've been around since the beginning of time."

Hope thinks Kayla would be better off at home. Kayla protests and says she thinks Patch is hovering but doesn't need Hope to do that too. She thinks Hope needs some time to herself and suggests she go shopping. Hope does her best Homer Simpson impersonation, "Sshhooppppiinnggg..." She can't get out of the room fast enough.

Shawn and Belle have to go pack. Belle wishes Sami and Marlena could come, too. Sami thinks they haven't built a boat big enough for the Bradys. Hmmm... the Titanic was big enough... That would be too much to hope for. More hugs and tears.

Patch finds Kayla in Bo's room. She tells him Bo is doing well. He asks about her. She tells him she'll go rest soon, but she's glad he's there. Smooches.

Hope asks the nurse to call if there is a change with Bo. She leaves. Ava follows.


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7 Comments:

Anonymous Leslie said...

"Yeah," says Angelo, "What you want is that Patch guy. He's no good for you. If it weren’t for him we'd be having big time fun right now. The man is scum."

Cousins? Angelo and Ava can double date with Max and Stephanie.

Kayla tells Dr. Evil to get out. He challenges her capabilities.

Who doesn’t?

"Thank God you were here," says Hope.

"Lets not think about it," says Kayla.

"Not thinking is something we're both good at," says Hope.


How very accurate Prevuze!!!

Angelo thinks Ava may have gone to find Patch. If Angelo were any sharper, he could almost cut through melted butter.

Angelo sounds like a prime candidate for the Salem PD.

"She's threatened Kayla and the baby. She's crazy."

"Well," says Hope, "at least she would fit into the family."


Prevuze hits the nail squarely on the head once again!!!

Marlena thinks Belle is wise beyond her years. I could have sworn she was older than five.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bo thinks Kayla is one tough cookie. She's going to turn into one tough Dorito if she doesn't lay off the chips and dip.

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Just trying to mix up the laughs a bit.)

This was certainly a 5 star Prevuze today. I could have just kept adding Prevuisms to my comments but I didn’t want to be greedy. I’ve left some really prime Previusms for others. To those who observe, have a blessed Easter.

5:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She thinks he's worried about something. Patch backpedals. Hope insists she won't let up until Patch tells her what it is.

Patch knows when he's beaten. He relents, "Someone's gunnin' for Kayla because of me."

Don't patch realize when it comes to gossip no one can keep hope from getting the info.
instead of becoming a cop. hope should become a PI.

How many times has sami and shawn actually talked lol come to think of it that would be a interesting conversation who had more wrecks vs marriages.

lol the funny thing about the whole bo situation was it took lexy and kayla weeks to figure out what was wrong with bo. but it took a doctor who's not from salem to fix bo within a couple of days. no wonder lexy did a background check? how dare them have a real doctor inside salem

6:39 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I wonder why they always feel compelled to dress Kayla in layer upon layer upon layer? When I glanced at that picture of her I first thought why is she standing in the hospital wearing a Hawaiian lei? HA

I still can't get over Belle and Jr's idea of "waiting until Bo is better" is a couple of hours after surgery. Oh well, whatever gets them out of town the fastest!

LOL over "The Titanic was big enough...That would be too much to hope for." How about the Hindenburg? HAHAHAHA

A very funny Prevuze and a Friday. You can't beat that!

7:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like me I think MBE is having trouble losing a few pounds which is why they dress her that way.

7:42 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Kayla tells Dr. Evil to get out. He challenges her capabilities. She has him read Bo's chart. He reads the indications for the drug he has prescribed and sees that one drop would cause Bo to shrivel up and die. Dr. Evil apologizes and leaves. Kayla tells Hope she will make sure he faces disciplinary procedures.

Would this be the same disciplinary board who took Lexie's medical license, then a year later, made her Chief of Staph??

Belle thinks buying her a boat sounds like something the real John would do . . .Marlena puts on her psychoanalyst hat, "You think he's coming back and you will be disappointed."

Yes, she will, because this John is much more fun and interesting than 'Ol Squint!

Patch senses Hope is distraught.

I he using his "Spidey" senses? Or having a "Pirate" premonition?

Hope also senses something is wrong with Patch.

We know on this one, that Hope is using "The Force" because she wears as much make up as Queen Amadalla and is as scrawny as the Evil Emperor.

Belle wishes Sami and Marlena could come, too.

So does Shawn, but not for the same reasons. *wink wink nudge nudge, say no more, say no more*

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9:40 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Glad Leslie left some Prevuisms for me to note.

These got me warmed up:

Sami thinks they haven't built a boat big enough for the Bradys. Hmmm... the Titanic was big enough... That would be too much to hope for. [And loved Bulldog's suggestion too.]

"Well," says Belle, "We told Hope and..."
"OMG," gasps Marlena, "The whole town knows."


So by the time I got to this one, I totally lost it.

Patch, of course didn't tell the police but Abe is working with him, "If she smells cops all hell will break loose. The scent of donuts drives her crazy."

Sorry I got into the story so late today. This would have helped me cope with work this morning.

The pictures were stellar today. Prevuze' pics are always great, and here's a special shout-out to Bulldog (Man! I'm with Hope on that one.) and Alias99!

I could go on for several paragraphs pointing out more holes in the Belch storyline. But, as Bulldog points out, anything to get them gone is fine with me.

Sure wish Claire could stick around, though.

11:51 AM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

Hi gang,

DOOL is DOOL and reality is reality, and never the twain shall meet.

I can't believe that Belle is willing to sail around the world with Shawn with his track record. Doesn't he navigate into storms? Especially if he's getting it on abovedeck?

Ok, miracle doctor is trying to kill Bo? I must admit, I haven't watched DOOL or read a Prevuze all week. Worl before pleasure or torture if it's actually watching DOOL. I shouldn't be so mean. I love me some nonsense.

Have a great weekend everybody.

1:24 PM  

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