Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Grandma Moses

Ethan bustles into Tony's office, "Do you have time to go over the proposal for the Sync & Suck software account?"

Tony does. Morgan comes in with her stack of papers and the action is frenzied. Anna joins them and the pace slows. Tony asks, "So, what can I do for you?"

Anna points at Ethan, "I want him." Chills of doom run down Ethan's spine.

The crew in the waiting room sleeps. Patch gets up, walks over to the waiting room TV and turns off DOOL. Roman wishes someone would tell them something.

Kate leaf's through a magazine in Chelsea's room, "How to make your man say wow." She reads a bit of the article, "I have better ways than those." She goes over to wake Chelsea as the magnificent medical magician walks in.

Chelsea wakes and scowls, "Sorry, I'm a little out of it."

Daniel says, "Good. You're getting back to normal quicker than I thought you would."

Bo vegetates. Hope and Caroline hover. Lexie and Kayla walk in and announce, "All we can do now is wait."

Ethan recovers, "Well, I'm into aggressive older women... not that you're that old, but..."

Anna is shocked, "NOT FOR THAT! I need help at my firm. I need you."

"Words that I've longed to hear from you," says Tony, "But you can't afford him." Tony asks Ethan to show Anna his paycheck. Ethan pulls it out and hands it to her.

Anna gags, "Does he pay you by the month?"

"That's my weekly check," says Ethan.

Anna decides Morgan might be more appropriate help. "This isn't the DiMera Deli," says Tony, "You can't pick and choose from my employees like a pastrami sandwich."

"I need an assistant," says Anna, "Mine is at the hospital."

"You assaulted her?"

"No," says Anna, "Bo Brady is very sick."

Dr. Almighty tends to Chelsea. She encourages Kate to go home now that she's OK. Kate leaves. Daniel helps Chelsea adjust her pillow and tells her she did surprisingly well in the operation, and has done a brave and amazing thing, "It took some guts."

Chelsea zones, "Oh... I'm a little slow... I just got that... HAHAHA. Is my dad OK?"

Dr. Jonas stares, "Of course he's OK, but we have to act like there's some suspense on this show. All we can do is wait and see."

Patch folds an origami. "That's cute," says Roman, "I've never seen an origami in the shape of a beer bottle before."

Roman picks up a copy of the same magazine Kate was reading before, "Look at this stuff... Change your style... Go from flabby to fabulous... Make a man say wow... Hey, let's have a look at that one. I can use it next time I'm over at the Brokeback Bathhouse." Suddenly, Roman gets a call and rushes out to take it.

Caroline and Lexie encourage Kayla to go home. She protests as Patch walks in. He wants to take Kayla home. He thinks Caroline should go home and get some rest too. They both reject the idea. "I can't decide which one of you is more bull headed," says Patch.

"I don't know either," says Caroline, "But you've got more bull in you than the two of us put together."

Bo stirs, "I... how... how can I get any sleep with all this arguing going on."

"He made it," squeals Caroline.

"I knew you'd make it back to me," says Hope.

"Back," asks Bo, "Without the surgery?" Hope frowns.

Chelsea apologizes for getting drunk. Daniel gives her the 'drink responsibly' lecture and tells her to rest. Stephanie comes in. Daniel asks her to make sure the donorette gets some rest. As he walks off Stephanie about has a heart attack, "He is so hot! He's like a TV star with a scalpel."

"He is a TV star with a scalpel," says Chelsea, "Well, except for the part about being a star."

Stephanie stops hyperventilating long enough to ask, "Do you think he could look at my pancreas?"

"I don't think he'd be interested in the pancre part," says Chelsea, "But he'd probably look at the rest of it."

"You saved your dad's life," says Stephanie.

"Pretty cool, huh," says Chelsea. Stephanie asks if Daniel is single. Chelsea rolls her eyes, "Shut up."

Anna fills Tony in on Bo's situation, "And so Stephanie is at the hospital with her cousin Chelsea and her Uncle Bo, not to mention her Uncle Max." She tells Tony she's never even seen her boss and really wants to get an account. Tony guesses it's Kate's account she's after. Anna shows him her portfolio.

Tony looks at the designs and says, "How nostalgic."

Ethan steps up, "Oh, it's on paper. I remember that from school." Tony tells her they are working on Kate's account, too. She asks to see his concepts. Ethan fires up the computer and shows her the whiz-bang multimedia presentation.

Lexie comes out and announces Bo is awake. She allows Shawn and Belle to go in for a while. Phillip pulls Belle aside and asks what's up.

Bo is ticked off because he didn't give his permission for the operation. Hope tells him she signed the papers and Chelsea is fine. Caroline rambles about how brave Chelsea is, "And Lexie did such a good job on her. If I were in a bar fight I'd want Lexie with me."

"Right," says Bo, "I'd rather have Lexie with me in a bar fight than to be my doctor in a hospital."

And of course, Caroline reminds them how OMB was there with them, too, "He's only been up there for a couple weeks and he's already been promoted to Lieutenant God."

Anna is amazed at Tony's mondo-boffo presentation. Tony attempts a compliment, "Your work is... interesting... just like Grandma Moses." Anna says she wanted her presentation to be simple but sophisticated. She asks Tony for help and Tony gives her both barrels as Ethan and Morgan soak it all in.

PrevuzeTony accuses her of being hard headed as Anna contemplates an abstract painting on his wall. She removes the painting and rushes Tony, "I'll show you who's hard headed!" SLAM! She smashes the painting over Tony's head.

Patch and Kayla arrive home as Patch sprinkles rose petals across the room in her path. Kayla can clean them up later. He pops a bottle of bubbly cider to toast Kayla. She insists he toast the other docs too. He will but she's the only one he wants to kiss. He gives her the remote and tells her that's the most strenuous thing she can do from now on. Then he decides he'll go out for food, and yells down at Peanut to ask him what he wants to eat. Peanut wants turkey on rye and a piece of pie. Patch rushes out the door. Kayla doubles over in pain.

Phillip says he is OK with Belle and Shawn's relationship. Belle tells him about their prospective trip around the world. Phillip says, "Wow. If you end up taking Claire, I'm never going to see her again, am I?"

Belle says, "What does it matter? No one has seen her for weeks anyway." Phillip just wanted to be a part of her life. Belle promises he will be.

Phillip looks deep into her eyes. So deep, in fact, all he can see is the void, "Belle Black Brady, all I can say is bon voyage. I'll miss you." Hugs. Belle sheds a tear.

Stephanie gives Chelsea the origami. She says Nick was waiting but had to go and will be back as soon as he can. Stephanie is proud of her. Chelsea is kind of proud of herself, too. The conversation works it's way back to Daniel. Chelsea says she felt good about herself when Daniel said she did a good job.

Kate finds the miracle worker out in the hall. She wants him to check on Chelsea regularly. She knows his main concern is Bo, but if Chelsea doesn't recover completely he will have Kate to deal with. Daniel says Chelsea will be out soon. "Good, "snaps Kate, "Make sure of it."

Tony stands there with the painting smashed over his head. He removes it and says, "I'm sure one could consider this deconstructing art." He sends the interns out and then slowly walks toward Anna.

Anna backs away, "That smile isn't very friendly."

Patch and Kayla smooch. Even though Kayla's had enough water to be her own small ocean, Patch gets up to get her more. Kayla winces in pain when he turns away.

Hope fondles Bo's hand as Dr. Miracle walks in. He tells her to get her butt out so he can examine Bo. Hope leaves. Outside, Hope says she hopes the worst is behind them.

Anna tells Tony not to lose his temper. "You're a spoiled little brat," says Tony, "And I like to spank spoiled little brats."

"I bruise easily."

Tony moves in and things heat up. He tosses her on the couch. "Admit it," says Tony, "You want me."

"I want you," gasps Anna. Tony dives in. Let's just hope Ethan doesn't bustle in again.

Chelsea wants to see Bo. Stephanie reminds her she promised Dr. Hunk she would make her rest. She'll go check on Bo for her. Chelsea just can't get over the fact that a part of her is inside Bo and might help him live. It was a miracle for both of them, and life changing too.

Anna and Tony cuddle. Tony thinks love in the afternoon could replace their three-martini lunch. Ethan knocks, "Is everything OK in there?"

Tony and Anna rush to arrange themselves. They get organized and open the door. Tony snorts, "And let that be a lesson to you!"

Anna yells, "If you think you can muscle this account away from me, you are mistaken!" Anna huffs off.

Chelsea promises to rest.

Dr. Jonas steps out into the waiting area and changes water into wine. The bigger miracle is he changes the hospital coffee into something they can drink. He gives the crowd the rundown on Bo and Chelsea.

Bo wakes with a start, "Hope?" But Bo is alone. Hope's gone. Bo figures he must have died and gone to heaven.

Previews
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You can watch the previews later today on our PREVUZE II website.

26 Comments:

Anonymous Leslie said...

The crew in the waiting room sleeps. Patch gets up, walks over to the waiting room TV and turns off DOOL.

Even if it’s lacking on DOOL, accuracy is important to Prevuze.

Chelsea wakes and scowls, "Sorry, I'm a little out of it."

Daniel says, "Good. You're getting back to normal quicker than I thought you would."


Good one Prevuze!!!

Roman picks up a copy of the same magazine Kate was reading before, "Look at this stuff... Change your style... Go from flabby to fabulous... Make a man say wow... Hey, let's have a look at that one.

If anyone on this soap could use a make over, it would be Roman. He should be taking notes.

Apparently, smashing a painting over Tony’s head is foreplay but who cares. Tony and Anna are finally back, and their return now makes this soap actually watchable. Hopefully, Ejami is not far behind. I also hope that Bo recovers at lightning speed. This maudlin storyline has been rough on my zapper.

Another great Prevuze and photos!!! Now if only DOOL could come close to your standards, we wouldn’t have to b*t*h so much.

5:38 AM  
Blogger Firstfall said...

Thank you for posting the clip of Anna smashing the painting over Tony's head! I can't wait to see that on my TV tomorrow!

6:23 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

OK, I'm going to be the official keeper of the times we'll have to see Kayla Doubling Over and Over with Lots of Twinges and Pain. Otherwise known as DOOL TP. Currently the DOOL TP count is at two.

Our first Prevuze moving picture in ages!! I'd forgotten how great they are. More, please!

Besides the Prevuisms Leslie mentioned I also loved Pard at the Brokeback Bathhouse. HAHAHHA

Great Prevuze today, thanks!

7:22 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Bulldog - I think you have to count the 1-2 times Kayla experienced DOOL TP after the plane crash, don't you?? LOL

Loved Caroline's face lifts, Patch's Bible and, of course, the moving picture.

But I think everyone is being a tad harsh about Dr. Dan. Calling him a "miracle worker". Implying that he has a swelled head. I think it is just a case of we viewers being so used to incompetent (Lexi) and clueless (Kayla) doctors there at Salem Hospital, we don't know how to take someone actually knowing what he's doing.

Just as long as he doesn't fall for the practically-still-a-teenager Chelsea.

Love you, Prevuze!

7:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three-martini lunch?!? Wow, I have a pretty high tolerance, and I'd be on the floor, much less able to go back to work!

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did automa-john refer to bo as beauregard yesterday? how does he know thats his name? he doesnt recognize kate, but he remembers bo's full name, despite not knowing the short version when he first saw him after his "death"?

8:11 AM  
Anonymous em said...

I'm with you applecheeks: No Lolita Chelsea w/hunk doctor. (Perhaps it was a Freudian slip, but I had to change 'hunk' from originally typed 'hung'. I tell you, I've been asking for another good looking guy for too long!)

Anyone else notice this one?

Phillip says, "Wow. If you end up taking Claire, I'm never going to see her again, am I?"

If? If they take their only child? Mr. Potato Head Phillip has noticed, too!

8:11 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

(Steve) yells down at Peanut to ask him what he wants to eat. Peanut wants turkey on rye and a piece of pie. Patch rushes out the door.

Why can't the people on this stupid show give their children, born or unborn, HUMAN names??
It's no wonder they forget they have kids. They don't give them names why should they remember they have them?

Stephanie comes in. Daniel asks her to make sure the donorette gets some rest. As he walks off Stephanie about has a heart attack, "He is so hot! He's like a TV star with a scalpel."

Okay stop now, enough.
Dr. Dan is NOT hot, NOT hunky, and NOT even remotely good looking by any stretch of the imagination.
He looks like an George Hamilton clone with an over inflated ego.

And these almost underage girls fawning all over him is just nauseating. Especially when they both have ACTUAL hot guys already.

New blog post today: Read, Enjoy, Comment.
These Are The Daze Of Our Lives

8:32 AM  
Anonymous em said...

Dr. Dan is NOT hot, NOT hunky, and NOT even remotely good looking by any stretch of the imagination.

Is too!

8:35 AM  
Anonymous em said...

But we've had to look at the Brady bunch for so long, maybe we are just grasping at straw.

I'd like to see a line up of the men of Salem. Pickins' are slim.

All we've got is EJ & Dr. Dan.

8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must agree with Em - although I do think Philip is hot. But EJ and Dr. Dan are the only other two. And yeah maybe Dr. Dan is really not that hot, BUT he is a god compared to what else is on the show, ESPECIALLY Nick and Max!

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

I'd like to see a line up of the men of Salem. Pickins' are slim.

All we've got is EJ & Dr. Dan.

Em: EJ is the winner hands down but I’ve also always been partial to Bo. He’s actually gotten better looking as he as gotten older. Some men have an unfortunate habit of doing that.

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Sensitive Guy said...

HOT GUYS - HOT GUYS - HOT GUYS! DO YOU THINK THAT'S ALL MEN ARE GOOD FOR? MUST WOMEN CONTINUE TO SEE US AS NOTHING BUT SEX OBJECTS? MEN ARE MUCH MORE THAN THAT! WE HAVE MINDS, TOO! WHEN WILL IT END? WHEN WILL IT END?

10:11 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Sensitive Guy said...
HOT GUYS - HOT GUYS - HOT GUYS! DO YOU THINK THAT'S ALL MEN ARE GOOD FOR? MUST WOMEN CONTINUE TO SEE US AS NOTHING BUT SEX OBJECTS? MEN ARE MUCH MORE THAN THAT! WE HAVE MINDS, TOO! WHEN WILL IT END? WHEN WILL IT END?


HEY, Are those dishes done yet?
And I think you still have some ironing to do, don't you? And there BETTER NOT be any starch in my blouses this time!

10:32 AM  
Anonymous em said...

No, men are also good for cutting the grass.

But yeah, I know how you feel about that sex object thing.

10:33 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

MUST WOMEN CONTINUE TO SEE US AS NOTHING BUT SEX OBJECTS? MEN ARE MUCH MORE THAN THAT! WE HAVE MINDS, TOO!

Ahh, but that's the rub on DOOL. Not many of these guys appear to have minds, brains, or an IQ above that of dryer lint. "Looks" is about all we have to enjoy.

That, and Jawn's new personality.

In defense of Patch and his 'Peanut' nickname. Until they know the baby's sex, most parents come up with "cutsy" names for their unborn spawn. Now, "Pocket" was an entirely different matter!

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Sensitive Guy said...

"No, men are also good for cutting the grass."

"HEY, Are those dishes done yet?
And I think you still have some ironing to do, don't you?"

YEAH, IN A THONG. AND PLEASE LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN YOU TALK TO ME, NOT - YOU KNOW WHERE.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous em said...

If you're wearing a thong, trust me: I'll be looking you in the eye.

Unless I'm looking for my digital camera.

12:01 PM  
Blogger cfish said...

Jeez, for a sensitive guy he sure yells a lot ...

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

I can’t decide if Sensitive Guy is actually a sensitive guy or a prankster. When someone gives themselves a label, such as sensitive, then acts in a manner that contradicts the label, such as shouting in an e-mail, I find the label somewhat suspect. It’s called truth in packaging. However, I am willing to give Sensitive Guy the benefit of the doubt. I’m sure he’s the type of guy who walks out of a movie theatre at the sight of gratuitous female nudity without equally gratuitous male nudity. For this reason, he doesn’t get his money’s worth very often. I’m sure he has also read and jotted down notes in Germaine Greer’s “The Female Eunuch” and Betty Friedan’s “The Feminine Mystique” and has read novels by Erica Jong, Kate Millett, and Gloria Steinem. He would never refer to Ms. Steinem as the good looking feminist.

Soap operas are primarily aimed at women. Men can take their shirts off on TV. Women cannot. By the way, those soap opera guys wouldn’t have god-like bodies if they couldn’t show them off. If you’ve got it, why not flaunt it. It also helps that their fans admire their heroes’ bodies. Admiration is not the same as objectification.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Sensitive Guy said...

"If you're wearing a thong, trust me: I'll be looking you in the eye.

Unless I'm looking for my digital camera."

OMG! PICTURES FOR YOUR PORN COLLECTION. YOU'RE ALL ALIKE.

I'm going home to mother.

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Havent you all noticed anything yet? Days is famous for putting characters on that look somewhat like "real" famous people:
Max - Johnny Depp
Nick - Prince William
Phillip - Zach efron

Now you do some.....

2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I can come up with is that Victor looks exactly like Lech Walesa and I'm guess nobody knows who that is.

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think they hired Julie Pinson to play Billie because she looked like Lisa Rinna who played her, too.

4:44 PM  
Anonymous em said...

Victor looks exactly like Lech Walesa

lol! Hey, he does!

Of couse, I already shared mine, but I think Phillip looks like Mr. Potato Head with all those changing faces (& removable leg) of his.

6:44 PM  
Anonymous Victoria said...

The only good looking guy on Days is EJ. Dr Dan is not remotely attractive. Max and Nick are laughable.

8:07 AM  

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