Monday, March 17, 2008

Let 'Er Rip

Salem Hospital rules only allow two persons at a time in a patient's room. Since the dingbats in Salem can neither count nor tell time however, we find all the Bradys and anyone who has ever met someone named Brady hovering over Bo. Daniel isn't optimistic if they have to wait much longer. Hope can't accept that. Daniel tells her to say her goodbyes as Shawn comes in. Daniel fills him in. Victor injects his two cents worth. Hope tells Daniel, "I promised him he was going to make it."

Daniel says, "I'm sure that gave him great comfort, Dr. Hope." There is nothing Daniel can do if Chelsea's system isn't purged soon. Daniel tells Kayla and Lexie he doesn't have a clue what to do. That makes three of them.

Max and Stephanie discuss the situation. Max is down on himself. Stephanie tries to build him up. She thinks he saved her life when he helped with the Ford thing, "You are amazing, Max. You make your family proud and you make me proud. Of course, let's face it, we all don't have a lot to be proud about." Hugs.

Kate is with Chelsea. The brat apologizes for her bender. Kate just wants her to focus on getting better, meaning sober. Kate tells her things might go wrong, "You could die, Chelsea. But we're all trying not to get our hopes up." Chelsea asks for water. Trusting Kate goes to get it. After Kate is out of sight, the brat yanks her IV.

Marlena finds John and asks him what he's doing there and why he's by himself. "I'm not part of the in-crowd," says John, "but I'm supposed to be here. Marlena wonders if she hears a little concern for Bo in his voice.

"Yes," says John, "As a human being I can relate to being hooked up to machines, and, for God's sake, the man is married to Hope. Even a robot like me can sympathize with that." Marlena is thrilled John is showing a little of his human side. "Don't push it," he warns. Marlena vows to push the real John through the veneer. John insists it's not a veneer.

Daniel obsesses. He throws a fit and tells Kayla to kick the people out of the lobby. He doesn't need a bunch of people staring at him. The audience is all to happy to oblige, too. Outside, Lexie tells Roman to have the group scram. Roman makes the big announcement. He suggests they go to the OR waiting area. The crowd shuffles off.

Max continues to worry. Stephanie is going to stand by her man. Kate finds them and tells them Chelsea is the donor, "Unfortunately Bo doesn't need to have his circulatory system replaced with alcohol, so they can't do the operation yet."

"Poor Chelsea," whines Stephanie.

A nurse finds the brat's room empty and goes into panic mode.

Daniel paces. He asks Hope to leave for a few minutes. Hope don' wanna. Kayla backs her up. Daniel insists. When Hope leaves he tells Lexie and Kayla he has nothing.

"So why keep Hope in the dark," asks Kayla.

"Because I am the doctor, "booms the megalomaniac. He sends his go-fer Kayla for an article he read recently and says they will meet in the lab. Kayla scoots and Dr. God turns to Lexie, "Are you ready?"

"Yes."

"Let's let 'er rip."

Phillip and Roman talk about OMB and Phillip's relationship with Bo, Shawn and the rest of the Bradys. John walks by and they talk about him. They don't think much of the new John.

John's ears are burning. He sees Marlena and Belle talking about him. John tells them he is bored with all this waiting around. Marlena wants to know if John has suggestion about something else they could do. John smiles his poop-eating grin, "Nothing Isabella's tender ears can hear."

"You mean the same innocent Isabella who's hobby is having monkey sex with her ex," asks Marlena.

Max and Stephanie talk about Chelsea. Kate finds them and says she was off to get Chelsea some water, but a nurse told her Chelsea isn't supposed to drink anything. They go to see the brat and find her empty bed, as the poor unsuspecting nurse walks back into the area. Kate bawls the nurse out for letting Chelsea get away, and then rushes into the waiting area, "Roman!"

Roman asks, "What?"

Kate says, "It's Chelsea. She's gone."

Daniel and Lexie peer into their microscopes and toss medical terms around. Kayla brings the study in and hands it to The Great One.

Everyone in the crowd outside the OR mumbles in unison, "Chelsea's gone!" Roman goes to call security. Shawn rages about the brat's irresponsibility. Roman bumps into Patch and fills him in.

Chelsea wanders up to Bo's window and enters the room. She lies down with Bo and hugs him. She breaks into tears and we have her, oh so predictable mea culpa.

Roman goes to tell Hope Chelsea is missing while Patch heads off on his own wild-goose chase. Hope is with the others so Roman gathers them around and tells them what's going on. Phillip goes to search. Hope goes to check on Bo.

Chelsea bawls and babbles. Bo vegetates. Chelsea rambles. This would be a good opportunity to take out the trash or put those clothes in the dryer.

Marlena thanks John for helping look for Chelsea. She's glad he's there. It's a comfort to her. She knows he doesn't understand that, though. She tells him they were great when they were together and that's why it's so hard for her right now. She asks if he's rethinking the Kiriakis war.

"I will do whatever it takes to gain control," says Automa-John.

"Of what," asks Marlena.

"Of whatever," says John. Well, that certainly clears that up. "Being a control freak is better than being a madman's pawn." Phillip joins them for an uncomfortable moment.

Chelsea begs Bo to hang on. Hope comes up to the window and sees them together. She pulls Daniel over to look. Hope wants to be mad at Chelsea but can tell she loves her daddy.

Daniel holds up a hypo, "Do you believe in luck or fate?" He goes inside Bo's room and orders a blood screen for the brat. Kayla and Lexie waddle in behind him. Lexie takes Chelsea for the blood screening. Hope and Kayla stay to get in the way of the Great Man Of Medicine.

Lexie takes a sample of Chelsea's blood. Somehow, the brat survives.

Daniel injects Bo's IV as Hope hugs him. She hugs Bo too.

Kayla tells Daniel to have more of a positive attitude.

Phillip and Kate yammer about nothing important.

Chelsea tells Lexie she hopes the blood test is over, "Needles freak me out, especially when you're holding them."

Victor bumps into Patch and congratulates the daddy to be. Patch is happy to have the second chance to be a father. He thinks second chances are important. They both hope Bo gets one.

Bo wakes up and asks for a drink. Kayla vetoes that. Bo doesn't have much breath left and Kayla helps him waste it with small talk.

The brat broods. Stephanie yells from the other side of the curtain, "Are you naked?"

"No."

Since she's not, Max decides they can go in without blinding themselves. She fills them in on what's happening and hopes her system is purged in time to save her dad. Stephanie suggests prayer. They all hold hands as Father Max stumbles through a prayer.

"I don't think that one will make the next edition of the Bible," says God.

Bo and Hope share a moment. Bo gives her a thumbs-up. Oops, sorry. That's not his thumb. Daniel doesn't like Bo's glucose levels. Hope takes Daniel out to talk about Bo's condition, since it's far more important to yammer about the patient than to take care of the patient. Hope insists Chelsea won't let her father down.

Lexie reads Chelsea's blood screening results and rushes out of the lab.

Back in the waiting room... Wait... wait... wait. Silence... boredom.

John says the crowd there makes him jumpy. Marlena reminds him he and Bo were close and were both very determined people. "Is that so," asks John, "Well maybe I haven't changed as much as you think I have."

Lexie barks orders into an empty room. She wants the brat rushed to pre-op. She makes a beeline into Bo's room, "It's clear. She's ready."

Daniel takes charge as he rushes out of the room, "It's Showtime!" Hope tells Bo he will make it.

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19 Comments:

Anonymous Leslie said...

"Yes," says John, "As a human being I can relate to being hooked up to machines, and, for God's sake, the man is married to Hope. Even a robot like me can sympathize with that."

Isn’t that the truth!!!

John smiles his poop-eating grin, "Nothing Isabella's tender ears can hear."

"You mean the same innocent Isabella who's hobby is having monkey sex with her ex," asks Marlena.


Snicker, snicker!!!

Chelsea bawls and babbles. Bo vegetates. Chelsea rambles. This would be a good opportunity to take out the trash or put those clothes in the dryer.

…so far this whole episode sounds like an opportunity to clean every closet in the house because is sounds bleeping endless.

Bo and Hope share a moment. Bo gives her a thumbs-up. Oops, sorry. That's not his thumb.

Bad, bad Prevuze!!!!!

Back in the waiting room... Wait... wait... wait. Silence... boredom.

That would include anyone crazy enough to even attempt watching this drivel. Prevuze is once again providing a much needed service to the faithful and earns a medal of honor for taking one for the team.

Loved Prevuze and the photos. A transplant and breast augmentation…Dr. Dan must be quite a surgeon.

5:53 AM  
Anonymous em said...

Glad I have Prevuze to save me from this snoozer of an episode . . .

Special kudos for this Prevuze Hall of Fame material:

Bo and Hope share a moment. Bo gives her a thumbs-up. Oops, sorry. That's not his thumb.

7:08 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

I STILL want to know how Chelsea is going to live without a pancreas!!

It's not like it's an organ where you can just donate part of it, or you have two of them.

Max and Stephanie discuss the situation. Max is down on himself. Stephanie tries to build him up.

OMG too many WRONG thoughts running through my head!! So many potentially censored things....LOL

Phillip and Kate yammer about nothing important.

Add a few more names and this could pretty much describe the past WEEK of DOOL!!!

New blog post today, read, enjoy, comment:
These Are The Daze Of Our Lives

7:17 AM  
Anonymous em said...

I STILL want to know how Chelsea is going to live without a pancreas!!

Deb, it seems like you've been watching daze long enough to understand real life facts are not important.

And I believe Dr. Dan explained that this partial-pancreas transplant is new (risky) breakthru surgery/treatment. Nothing but cutting edge medical care in Salem. (cough cough cough)

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To be fair...in my "spare" time, I looked it up and you can partially transplant a pancreas from a living donor. Come on, you mean you all haven't checked your facts?

7:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All funny Prevuze, thanks! But the LOL moment of the day was Chelsea's request for some boobs while they're in there...AHAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAHA!!!

7:34 AM  
Anonymous Lilly said...

Nice touch, Prevuze - green for St. Patrick's Day.

7:37 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I think this whole episode is full of blarney just for St. Patty's Day.

LOL when I saw the picture of Pard. So, he finally gets himself over to the hospital to see his dying brother. How big of him!

I actually had a dream last night that NuJawn was my boss! For once it was a semi-entertaining and kind of amusing dream. I hope they keep him as he is now but I doubt it. (BTW, if I ever start dreaming of any of these other DOOL characters just shoot me now.)

Begorrah, Prevuze! Very funny today!

7:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Chelsea can live with out a pancreas why can't bo just have a partial you know like the labomany(SP) I think bo has already had
Love all you material you could do stand up for soap opera impersonaters that was a joke.

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prevuze II?

8:29 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Prevuze II?

Yeahwell, I almost hated putting it up today because all you're going to find out is you get more of the same dreck tomorrow.

8:37 AM  
Blogger cfish said...

Bulldog said,
"I actually had a dream last night that NuJawn was my boss!"

Is your boss starting to wonder why you start giggling every time you pass him in the hall?

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm really missing Ejami these past few weeks. It has been like Death Valley on DAYS without Sami and EJ sparring, exchanging snarky remarks, or presenting a united front to anyone who tries to hurt the other!

I'm sorry that Ali had the flu(it took me nearly a month to recover myself from it and I had hte flu shot), but I was so looking forward to EJ and Sami teaming up to battle the officious guy trying to deport EJ!

As for Chelsea, there is nothing that getting a daily swift kick up the backside wouldn't cure!

I'm surprised that Miss Narcissism hasn't been covered with mold by know from all her self-pitying tears.

Kudos to Kristian Alfonso--she is truly showing the pain of a woman about to lose her beloved husband to death, and her desperation to save him!

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't miss Ejami one bit, as a long time viewer, I'm happy to see the vets more often!

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Is your boss starting to wonder why you start giggling every time you pass him in the hall?

No, but my coworkers are starting to wonder at the semi-stifled laughter when I'm reading Prevuze in my cubicle!

11:13 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Anonymous said...

To be fair...in my "spare" time, I looked it up and you can partially transplant a pancreas from a living donor. Come on, you mean you all haven't checked your facts?


FACTS???
Since when do facts have ANYTHING to do with DOOL!!

11:15 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Many, many good Prevuisms and pictures today which is more than I can say for the show.

I'm reading Prevuze so late there isn't much more to contribute.

It did occur to me that rather than Daniel shooing everyone out of the PUBLIC CORRIDOR because he didn't want them staring at him; he could have taken himself somewhere else more private.

Chels may whine a good game about wanting to save her Dad, but actions speak louder than words. (1) She goes and gets soused before she finds out for sure if she's the donor. (2) When Dr. Dan tells her they are running the IV's full out to try and flush her system, she yanks the IV out and pads down to her dying Dad's room to whine some more.

That gal is prime, grade A material for college all right.

Yet another episode destined for the zapper.

12:13 PM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Yet another episode destined for the zapper.

Oh, come on, have some pity on your poor zapper.

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Bored To Tears said...

I have watched DAYS when nobody even knew who Marlena Evans was and as much as I love the vets, I've just now realized why Doug/Julie/Laura/Bill etc. were written off, as they got old they got boring.

I've never wanted to take a nap as much as I did during DAYS lately.

4:06 PM  

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