Thursday, March 20, 2008

Fancy Face IV

"She sells sea shells by the sea shore." Rolf putters around while he listens through his headphones and utters inane phrases, mostly recorded on yesterday's episode of DOOL.

John walks into the room, "What are you doing?"

"Practizing diction," says Rolf, "The six sheiks sheep shield... I will never get this"

"You bring people back form the dead," says John, "Work on it."

John calls Hollingsworth to make sure his "charity" appreciated his last donation. Hollingsworth asks if there is anything he can do for John. John says no. But he just happened to hear there might be a weight and manifest discrepancy on the last Kiriakis shipment. Hollingsworth hangs up and goes over to Max. He sends him to the Kiriakis dock to load containers back onto the Kiriakis ship. Max protests. Hollingsworth offers to pull strings to cut his community service hours if he does this. He walks off and Max calls Phillip, "I thought you might like to know your company just had two shipments of cargo placed under quarantine." Phillip will be right down.

Victor comes in to see Marlena. He isn't comfortable being there, and thinks this is a big mistake.

Patch finds Kayla at work and lectures her. She says she's there to see Bo. Patch snorts, "Isn't there another doctor not carrying my baby who could do that?" Kayla wants to go look in on Bo and then promises she will go straight home after that. Doting Patch won't be welcome to come with her, though.

A man stands a few feet away. There is a flashing neon sign above his head saying, "BODYGUARD... BODYGUARD..." Kayla leaves. Patch walks over to the bodyguard who says there has been no sign of trouble.

Shawn and Belle arrive at John's mansion. John asks, "What can I do for you?"

Belle says, "We came over to say goodbye. Shawn and Claire and I are leaving."

John says... Sorry, I couldn't hear it. The audience cheering drowned it out.

Victor and Marlena talk about feelings. Marlena knows he hasn't had closure since Isabella's death. Victor tells her if Bo had died, he could have said goodbye, but wasn't there for Isabella, and "this" John doesn't remember her. And Brady is in a troubled marriage. He knows he's done things people in the town didn't approve of, but they pale in comparison to what Stefano has done, so they tolerated him. He always wanted more for Phillip.

Max comes back. The guy's a superstar. In five minutes he single handedly has reloaded an entire ship. Phillip shows up and asks Paul what's going on. Paul talks about discrepancies between the cargo and the manifest. Phillip huffs, "How much would it cost to make this problem go away?"

Hollingsworth is indignant, "Are you trying to bribe me?"

"Just trying to get to a mutually beneficial resolution," says Phillip.

Morgan shows up and hands Paul a croissant and coffee. She tells them Paul is her father.

John apologizes for being cold, "Bring me a souvenir. Send me a post card." John offers to buy them a boat.

"Like hell you will," says Shawn.

Patch tells the bodyguard not to let Kayla out of his sight. Kayla comes out and asks who the guard is. Patch dunno, "There's something I've got to tell you."

Kayla says, "Well, that sounds serious."

Patch says, "It is."

Suddenly, Patch decides it should wait. Kayla gets a call. She has to go see Lexie. Patch will wait for her. This nonstop action is leaving me breathless.

Max introduces Morgan. Phillip asks if Paul wants his daughter to know what he is up to. Hollingsworth apologizes for any inconvenience to Phillip, but claims he isn't up to anything. "This isn't over," says Phillip. The audience groans.

Hollingsworth gets a little nastier, "Walk away or I will hit you with fines and an investigation." Phillip walks. Paul tells Morgan he's in the right and asks Max if he knows how Phillip found out about the problem with his shipments. Max plays dumb. It's not a stretch.

Victor gets a call. Phillip gives him the lowdown on what's going on at the docks. He thinks John Black got to the Paul.

Shawn and Belle want to think about accepting the boat. John gives them time as he takes Claire into the kitchen for juice, "Walk this way." John walks like a crippled duck. Claire follows.

After they've gone, Shawn and Belle discuss the boat. Shawn doesn't want to take a boat from John. Belle thinks John is doing this from love, "He doesn't consciously know why he's doing this – kind of the way I do things." Belle talks Shawn into it.

John comes back, "Well, boat or no boat?"

"Boat," says Shawn. John orders champagne. "It's a little too early for alcohol, isn't it," says Shawn.

John gives his half smile, "Leaves more for us. Ha-ha-ha."

Shawn decides he will name the boat fancy Face IV, "Or is it V? Or VI? Actually I've lost count."

Belle gives John a little hug, "Thanks."

"Glad to do it, Dink."

"It's Tink."

"Truth be known, it's 'Twit,'" says John. John sends them off to buy a boat. Belle says goodbye. Hugs.

Claire chimes in, 'Goodbye, John."

John walks over and tells Claire to make sure her folks have plenty of juice for her, "I'm gonna miss you. You're the only one in town who got me." They hug. "I think there's something in my eye," says John. Shawn and Belle leave with Claire.

Victor says he has known Paul Hollingsworth for a long time, "He used to be upper crust and has fallen on hard times." Victor will deal with him. He hangs up and tells Marlena he has to go. Victor thinks John is involved in this. He will continue the session at another time.

Victor leaves. Marlena stares, "John, how could you?"

Shawn, Belle and Claire come into Bo's room. They make the big announcement; since Bo is headed out of the woods, they are headed out of town.

Hope is destroyed, "The mother part of me doesn't want you to go."

Bo sends them off with his blessing, "But what are you going to use for a boat?"

"Why does it matter," asks Shawn, "You know I won't make it out of port without sinking it."

Phillip storms into John's mansion, "I know what you are up to at the docks."

Morgan wishes Paul and her mom would at least talk to each other. Paul doesn't think that's a good idea.

Victor shows up at the dock and runs into Max. He tells him he appreciates the heads up Max gave Phillip and asks how he would like to do that on a regular basis. Max asks, "Are you asking me to spy for you?"

Belle tells Bo about John buying the boat for them. And, what a coincidence, the marina has the same kind of sloop Bo had, and it will be ready tomorrow.

Victor is just asking Max to keep his eyes and ears open. Max agrees.

Phillip unloads on John, "What you want to do is to break up our company."

John smiles, "Right. And how am I doing so far?"

Hope didn't realize they were leaving so soon. "The truth is," says Bo, "you don't want them to leave at all."

Hope smacks him in the gut, "So what." Pancreas juice squirts across the room and Bo doubles in pain. Eventually hope comes around and agrees they should go.

"I guess this is goodbye then," says Shawn.

Patch tells Kayla her doctor was there and was upset because Kayla isn't home resting, "It's not just me. Even your doc says you are endangering the baby."

Victor joins Paul and sends Morgan packing. He asks Paul's cooperation. Paul says Victor has it as long as his ships meet the guidelines, "There are discrepancies and we have to investigate."

Victor warns, "Don't let hard times make you an easy target for John Black. Whatever he's paying I'll double it." Hollingsworth says he's not for sale. If Victor tries to bribe him again he will have him thrown in prison. Paul walks off. Victor says, "John must be paying him a bloody fortune."

The doorbell interrupts Phillip's harangue. "Did you call the feds," asks John. He turns to see Marlena, "Worse. It's my conscience." Marlena accuses him of bribing customs officials down on the docks.

John asks, "Who told you that, and what exactly did they say?"

Patch and Kayla bicker. Kayla agrees to back off on her workload and asks what Patch had to tell her. Patch cops out big-time, "Just that there is nothing more important than my family, and I will do whatever it takes to protect you."

"Who's protecting me from you," asks Kayla. They head for home where Kayla can wolf down 3,000 more calories of chips and dip.

Shawn and Belle promise they will be back. A dark mood falls over the audience. Hope says goodbye to Claire. Shawn hugs Bo. Belle stands there like a bump on a log. Hope blathers and hugs Shawn, "I'm so proud of you, dropping out of the academy and all." Claire says goodbye to Bo. Belle thanks Hope for all her patience, understanding and nagging. Hope kisses Claire goodbye.

Bo offers Shawn some sailing equipment that's in his garage, "I think there's even an old anchor in there."

"A what," asks Shawn. Shawn and Belle ride into the sunset.

"Smooth sailing," says Bo. Hope bawls and falls into Bo's arms.

Victor says things didn't go well with Paul but thanks Max for his help, "If I can't have an amicable relationship with John so be it."

Marlena grills John about bribery. John says he didn't do it. Marlena isn't happy with the way John is handling things. "Stick around," says John, "Things are just getting started." Marlena huffs out.

"That was cold," says Phillip.

"What did you expect," asks John. Phillip knocks over the king on John's chessboard and leaves.


John smirks, "I knew he was gonna do that." John walks over and finds Marlena has left her gloves. He asks Rolf, "Think I was a little rough on Blondie?"

"She knew you vere lyink."

"Call Hollingsworth," says John, "and make sure he's not playing Victor and me against one another, and then send Blondie these gloves with a dozen roses."

Down at the marina, Ciara crawls onto Shawn's new boat and hides in one of the closets below.


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11 Comments:

Anonymous Leslie said...

Rolf putters around while he listens through his headphones and utters inane phrases, mostly recorded on yesterday's episode of DOOL.

Just think of the wealth of material for Rolf!!

Victor comes in to see Marlena. He isn't comfortable being there, and thinks this is a big mistake.

…and so do we. Let’s see. Jawn is Marlena’s robohusband, and Victor is Jawn’s business nemesis. Hmmm, that really makes for interesting doctor/patient dynamics. It kinda makes me wonder about the ethics involved. Silly me. DOOL doesn’t care squat about ethics.

John says... Sorry, I couldn't hear it. The audience cheering drowned it out.

Once again, accuracy is Prevuze’s mantra.

"Walk this way." John walks like a crippled duck.

This would be a good time for some Aerosmith background music, and Steven Tyler could really add a little something to this tired soap.

"Glad to do it, Dink."

"It's Tink."

"Truth be known, it's 'Twit,'" says John.


Ain’t that the truth!! So, the brain trust comprised of Shawn and Twink were planning a cruise but they didn’t have a boat. Why does that not surprise me?

Max asks, "Are you asking me to spy for you?"

Duh, why yes, I am.

The Jawn/Victor/Phillip battle actually has potential to be entertaining. Sounds like a half way decent Daze, but, as always, this was an outstanding Prevuze!!!

6:07 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

This reminds me of the time I was stillborn and buried in a swamp. Fabulous!

How the h-e-double hockey sticks were Belch planning to travel the world without a boat? A job? Any money? No brains??? And talk about a great send-off, "Hey Mom, Dad, we're leaving for parts unknown for an undetermined amount of time. So, goodbye!" Just tugs at your heartstrings doesn't it?

Sounds like a pretty good episode. Lot's of Jawnisms. Beginning of some Victor/Jawn smackdown. Tons of great Prevuisms and pictures. Thanks!

6:18 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

How the h-e-double hockey sticks were Belch planning to travel the world without a boat? A job? Any money? No brains??? And talk about a great send-off, "Hey Mom, Dad, we're leaving for parts unknown for an undetermined amount of time. So, goodbye!" Just tugs at your heartstrings doesn't it?

Apple, Apple, as you have oft told me, DOOL has NOTHING to do with logic or thinking!
Now watch it next time!!!

Taking a cue from some of the comments from yesterday's Prevuze, My new blog today is: JUST FOR THE LADIES!!
These Are The Daze Of Our Lives

6:32 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

How the h-e-double hockey sticks were Belch planning to travel the world without a boat? A job? Any money? No brains???

I think you answered your own question, AC.

6:34 AM  
Anonymous Carol said...

I'm sorry, I have to laugh AT the Writers for their 'bumbling' attempt at Belle, Shawn & Claire's pathetic storyline. As a DOOL fan, I'm actually borderline insulted that they would even attempt to pawn this off as entertaining... Shame on you writers... Do us all a favor, go back on strike! Pathetic way to end this!
I feel bad for Martha, Brandon & Alina... As much as I have b*tched about their acting at times, they certainly don't deserve this lame send-off storyline!!! But then again, they're probably glad to be off of this 'sinking ship of a show'! (sorry guys, couldn't resist!) LOL!

Glad to see they are finally giving John, Phillip & Victor a decent storyline. Now if we can just get the rest of the cast one we might have a show we actually will sit down and watch - instead of just reading Prevuze everyday, (don't worry Prevuze, we'll NEVER dessert you!!!)!!!!

Funny, funny stuff Prevuze... Great Pictures!!!!
Keep up the GREAT work!

7:11 AM  
Anonymous Linda25314 said...

Pancreas juice squirts across the room and Bo doubles in pain. Now THAT'S funny!!!

I'm glad to see the Kiriakas family back in the mix. They have an edge that DOOL needs. Stefano has always just been mean, but Victor is a ruthless businessman with a heart. I would like to see Phillip become more like his father so he doesn't fall into the mix of 20-something year old men who are all alike.

Although we don't really know much about Morgan yet, what do you think about a possible Phillip/Morgan hookup? Phillip/Chloe has been done before.

8:17 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Thank you, Deb! What a nice way to welcome in the vernal equinox!

8:20 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I have a couple of questions only the wisdom of Prevuze or its readers can answer.

First, during the big dramatic operation, why was the great doctor - the only one who's ever done the procedure before - standing in there with Bo instead of removing Chelsea's? Wouldn't he do both parts???

Second, does Paul have the same southern accent as Morgan? If not do they explain?

I really brought attention to myself LOL over "What does it matter. You know I won't make it out of port without sinking it." As well as the squirting pancreas juice.

Excellent Prevuze, thanks for the laughs this morning! :D

8:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Shawn and Belle storyline is so dumb, I bet the writers hate the characters as much as we do. I can just imagine the writers sitting around planning this storyline:

"Let's have them leave on a trip around the world on the boat, with no money, no plan, and not even a glimmer of a clue."

"They don't have a boat, remember, Shawn sank it."

"Hey, that's even better. Let's have them tell everyone they're leaving to sail around the world and say goodbye, when they don't even have a boat!"

"Perfect! And let's have Shawn initially turn down an offer of a free boat!"

"Brilliant!"

10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And ??? Shawn uses what for brains? Glad they will be gone. Want miss them a bit. Have missed Sami and E.J. they must be getting time off for carring the show all the time they were on strike. Glad to see old Vick doing something. I find him and Phillip very nice looking. So sad Chelsea,Stephanie and Max could go with Belle and Shawn. GREAT PREVUZE TODAY,This one may be woth watching.

1:51 PM  
Blogger Deb said...

Applecheeks, hope you check in again, I fixed the glitch on my blog so "that" picture should come up now.

Enjoy!!!
These Are The Daze Of Our Lives

2:39 PM  

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