Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Hot Male Bods

Stephanie and Chelsea are back at another rush party at the I Felta Thigh sorority. We flash back to the girls talking about joining in the first place. Stephanie lectures Chelsea about her fear of rejection, "That's why you drop people the minute something goes wrong."

That's lame," says the brat, "Nobody rejects Miss Skankaliciouis."

Back at the party, sarcastic Chelsea tells Stephanie she's glad she convinced her to do this, "It's freezing in here." Stephanie tells her it's part of the hazing.

Morgan comes in and lectures the girls about keeping a clear complexion. "Now, we've got some work to do, pledges."

Which frat do you want us to streak," asks Stephanie. Morgan chastises Pledge Johnson for that insolent remark, "There will be no disrobing. I'm deciding which of you will be joining us here and which of you lucky oneswill be sent packing."

Patch interrupts the regularly scheduled TV broadcast for a message to Andre. He wants Roman, or the curtain goes down on Stefano's last aria.

Bo and Hope watch form Stefano's empty hospital room. Bo tells her about the other hostage situation, "Andre has Roman in the pub and there is a bomb."

"A bomb," asks Hope, "They're watching DOOL? "

Patch hosts his own version of a reality TV program.

Back in the pub, Roman screams for Sami to get out before the explosion. Fourteen seconds.

Morgan pitches the sorority's work for the Raven House Women's Shelter. Stephanie leads the cheering. Morgan is going to set up a competition for the pledges. They will pair up and each team will have 48 hours to raise cash, "You can raise it any way you want... Whatever you do has to be legal... No topless carwashes. The team that raises the most money will automatically be voted in, and be enshrined in the wall of sisterhood as IFT's 2007 Angles."

Chelsea mocks the whole thing. Stephanie joins in. Morgan asks if they want to share something with the group. Chelsea thinks the whole thing is funny. "I'm not ashamed of my accomplishments," says Morgan, "I've worked my tush off to get here. I'll help you with your full potential, pledge Johnson, if you make the cut."

The meeting ends. Stephanie is upset, "She earjacked our whole conversation!"

"We are never gonna get in," says Chelsea.

Eight seconds... Two minutes worth of chaos... Seven seconds... Another two minutes of panic... One second... Andre pulls the plug on the bomb. EJ reminds him the vendetta is over and suggests he call the TV station.

On TV, Stefano asks Andre to bring Roman to the station. Bo and Hope watch. Bo starts to leave, but Lucas interrupts, "Is it true Steve has Stefano DiMera held hostage in a TV station?" Bo confirms it's true and then Lucas says he's looking for Sami. Bo drops the bomb (no pun intended) about Sami, Roman and EJ being Andre's hostages.

On TV, Patch takes Andre's call. Patch offers to trade Stefano for Roman. Andre says it's a deal.

Lucas heads out. Hope follows. Bo calls the police station, "I'm on my way over to the TV station. I'll handle this situation myself." Translation: Operation Fiasco is about to begin.

Patch tells Andre to bring Roman to the TV station. Andre insists on a neutral meeting place. Patch's trigger finger twitches. Stefano gets on the phone and tells Andre to follow Patch's instructions. Patch snags the phone and tells Andre he has ten minutes to get there.

Andre goes into action. Sami wants to go. "I don't trust you, Andre," she cries.

"Trust," asks Andre, "And I don't trust you. As a matter of fact you and EJ have been the bane of my existence for months now. Maybe I should finally do something about it."

Rack 'em and break 'em. The boys play pool. The girls discuss their project. Stephanie comes up with the bright idea of selling term papers online. Chelsea reminds her that is illegal. Stephanie imitates Morgan, "Hi! I'm into dieting, reading to the blind and baton twirling." Chelsea joins in on the fun and wonders why they want to join a stupid sorority anyway. Stephanie says she wants to meet hot guys. She says she's forgetting about Jeremy. Chelsea asks what if he wanted her back. Stephanie says she'd ask him what he really wants, "There are other fish in the sea. Too bad no one will pay me for what I'm really good at."

"That's illegal, too," says Chelsea.

"I mean being a doormat," says Stephanie, "And flirting."

Bo & Co. arrive at the TV station. Bo makes the introductions, "This is my wife, Hope. She's a cop."

"Who's this guy," asks the station manager.

"Lucas Roberts," says Bo.

Lucas hasn't heard the sound of his own voice for a while, so he chimes in, "I'm Roman Brady's son-in-law."

The manager asks Bo, "You always invite the whole family?"

"Just the ones we wouldn't mind getting rid of if there is trouble," says Bo. He tells him to keep the cameras rolling and goes up to talk to Steve.

Lucas gets impatient and calls to leave a message for Sami.

Sami and EJ are tied up back-to-back in the pub's kitchen. In the background we hear the ominous sound of gas hissing. Or maybe it's the audience. EJ tells Sami to take shallow breaths. Sami struggles to get loose.

Chelsea asks about Max. Stephanie says they are in college and supposed to meet new people, "Like for example, that hottie in the hat – he's totally undressing you with his eyes."

The hottie finishes undressing Chelsea and then runs out screaming.

Adrienne takes their order. They make small talk about the big crowd tonight. Adrienne says it's because there is a college football game in town. She grumbles about being short-handed and asks the girls if they can help out. Stephanie asks how the tips are.

"On game night you can make $100 easy," says Adrienne.

"We'd love to help," say the Bobbsey Twins.

Bo tells Steve, "You know I will have to arrest you."

"That's a small price to pay," says Patch. He rages at Stefano for killing Benjy, "Andre is on the way, but this is gonna get ugly if he misses that deadline."

Bo says, "No one is gonna die here today."

Patch says, "You mean besides the ratings. Time will tell."

Lucas phones, but gets no answer at the pub.

Andre drags Roman in. He tells his welcoming committee he can still set off the bomb.

"Where is Sami," asks Bo.

"Oops," says Andre, "We forgot someone. Salem's very own Helen of Troy." Andre taunts Lucas about his impending divorce. Lucas is in total denial. Stefano interrupts and confirms EJ and Sami will marry.

Andre changes his tune, "In hell, perhaps, but in this life there will be no wedding."

Meanwhile, life's a gas for Sami and EJ. They try to scoot over to the alley door. Gas hisses. "What did you have for dinner," asks Sami.

As they scoot, they bump a table and a bottle of cooking oil drops off. The bottle breaks and the oil runs out. "We have to get out of here," snivels Sami.

Chelsea and Stephanie work the bar and check out the guys with Adrienne. She leaves and Stephanie comes up with the idea of holding a guy-auction to raise money.

The crowd in the TV station questions Andre about Sami. "If at first you don't succeed," says Andre, "try, try, again. By now Samantha is just a memory."

Sami says, "Something is really wrong. My babies... we have to get out!" They both reach down to try to smear oil on their hands to use as a lubricant. Unfortunately, they can't quite reach it. EJ asks her to try to grab a piece of broken glass. Sami struggles to get it.

Stephanie says, "It's a great idea – getting coeds to bid on hot male bods." Chelsea thinks they don't have enough time to set it up. Stephanie goes over to a customer to do some recruiting. She asks one of the guys, "Would you be OK with it if you were up for auction to a bunch of coeds?"

"Start the bidding," says Joe Cool, "I'm all yours, babe."

Stephanie goes back to Chelsea and tells her what a great idea the guy thought it was. "He just thought you were coming on to him," says Chelsea.

"Listen up, buzz kill," says Stephanie, "Are you in, or not?"

Lucas threatens Andre if anything has happened to Sami. Bo asks Roman if Andre is telling the truth. With his mouth duct-taped, all Roman can do is nod. Well, actually the bobble has pretty much gone out of this bobblehead, so he more or less flops his head, but confirms Andre isn't lying. Lucas heads for the pub.

Stefano gasps, "Andre! What have you done?"

"What you should have done months ago," says Andre, "When Elvis made his first mistake."

"You idiot," screams Stefano, "What do you think I have been working for? Everything I have done has been for Elvis."

Andre ain't pleased, "And what about me you SOB? You're leaving it all to the bloody Brit while I am here trying to save your life?"

Stefano is sinister. He promises, "You will get what you deserve."

Sami finally snags a piece of glass and then they argue over who should attempt to cut the rope. Finally, EJ takes it. Then he drops it. Now that we are all on the edge of our seats, he grabs the glass again and starts to cut the rope. Meanwhile, Sami slumps. "Stay with me Samantha," says EJ, "Talk to me."

Stephanie asks Adrienne what she thinks of the idea of an auction. "Can I bid on more than one," asks Adrienne.

Chelsea continues to be a wet blanket, "Where are we gonna find them, 'Guys R Us?'"

"Oh, come on," says Stephanie, "Have you ever met one frat guy who didn't think he was God's gift?"

"No," says Chelsea, but she remains pessimistic. Stephanie keeps up the sales pitch, "You might even meet someone interesting."

Chelsea turns and asks, "Oh, you mean like swinger-boy over there?" Swinger boy gives Adrienne a healthy butt slap. The crowd squeals with delight as Chelsea's jaw hits the floor.

"At least he knows how to have a good time," says Stephanie. She continues to try to sell Chelsea on the idea of an auction and Chelsea finally relents.

Stefano tells Andre he's gone too far. Andre says Elvis was a liability so he had to eliminate him.

Crack cop Bo grabs Andre's arm. All hell breaks loose. Andre winds up holding Hope with a gun to her head.

Bo begs Andre, "Take me instead."

"Well," says Andre, "You are prettier."

Patch holds the gun to Stefano's head while Andre holds his to Hope's. They stare at each other, hiss, grit their teeth and prepare to pull their respective triggers.

With a straight face, Bo says, "I'll handle this."

Andre tells Steve to go ahead and shoot Stefano. He will rejoice if he dies. Stefano begs Andre to back off, "This war is over."

"This war is over when I say it is," growls Andre, "From now on, Bo, you are dealing with Andre DiMera."

Sami regains consciousness. EJ cuts the rope and frees them. He shuts the oven door and cuts the ropes tying Sami's feet, "Get some air."

Sami rushes over and opens the back door. EJ fades to unconsciousness. She rushes back to him and screams, "EJ, start breathing! The vendetta will never end without you! I don't want you to die. I hate you but I don't want you to die. I hate myself for this, but I care about you. I don't want you to die!" She cradles EJ and begs him to wake up.

EJ whispers, "Samantha."

"OMG," gasps Sami, "You're gonna be OK. We will be OK." Lucas comes in and watches.

Bo scoots his gun across the floor, "I'm the one you want, Andre. We had a deal – Roman for Stefano." Bo orders Patch to release Stefano. Patch puts down his gun.

Andre says Hope is more valuable to him. Stefano orders Andre to stand down, but Andre ignores him. Andre walks Hope across the room. Bo trains his gun on Andre.

Hope lets out a yell and gasps, "Bo..."

Bo points his gun and tries to decide which one to shoot.


You can watch the previews later today on our PREVUZE II website.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read somewhere yesterday that they are killing John off. Has anyone heard this? It said they taped it yesterday and he had an offical Cop funeral.

4:55 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Prevuze, you hit the nail right on the head with this one.

"A bomb," asks Hope, "They're watching DOOL? "

Sami and EJ are tied up and threatened with carbon monoxide poisoning. Sami was duct taped to a steering wheel. Lucas was locked in a truck’s meat freezer. Shawn and Belle were locked in the Pub’s freezer. Sami and EJ were locked in a steam room. Have I missed anything, Prevuze? I think the next crisis should be something retro. Andre should tie Sami to railroad tracks. The dastardly Andre has a Snidely Whiplash quality to him, and EJ has the heroic good looks of Dudley Do-Right. Sami always needs rescuing so she’s the perfect Nell. Wasn’t Nell enamored with Dudley’s horse? Daze already has the perfect horse’s tuckus, Lucas.

5:47 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

I read somewhere yesterday that they are killing John off. Has anyone heard this? It said they taped it yesterday and he had an offical Cop funeral.

John is headed for the big soap opera in the sky.

6:04 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Yeah, they have to get rid of John to make way for the REALLY great actors like Chloe! Jeez.

But, back to todays wonderful Prevuze. Loved Lucas's short-bus and "Horton the Who" pictures and Patch's weather forecast.

Two of my favorite Prevuisms today:
Too bad no one will pay me for what I'm really good at....being a doormat," says Stephanie.

And the understated, but hilarious,
With a straight face, Bo says, "I'll handle this."

6:45 AM  
Blogger jeremy said...

heres the spoiler pic for the john spoiler


im already tired of 90120 part 2

6:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great Prevue today! Just thought of a beautiful old song that DOOL should play whenever Chelsea & Stefanie enter the room together,that wonderful song, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT.

7:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know it was a typo, but with Chelsea's bod, she would be perfect for IFT's 2007 Angles. Har har, sorry couldn't resist : )

7:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read on dayscafe.com that john gets hit by the car and taken to the hospital then he vanishes....wonder if this will be another patch thing that andre or whoever has set up

7:57 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

I just love Prevuze!

If they're getting rid of John, are they getting rid or Marlena, too? (please?) And if they're having an official cop funeral for him, is Brady going to be there for it???

8:54 AM  
Blogger cfish said...

Michelle -- I heard that Chloe is coming back sans Brady. Whether that means they split up or what, I don't know.

9:44 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

John is out, Chloe is in, it's offical, we are in HELL!!!

John will disssapear leaving us to listen to Marlena whine, and whine and whine and whine.

Or maybe her and Roman will get back together?

I am really starting to wonder if TPTB even care about us fans anymore.
Not that Squint was doing much of anything lately, at least the potential was there as long as he was lurking around.
But to dump him and bring back Chloe??? A character who was pretty much universally hated by every DOOL viewer, doesn't seem to make much sense. And to bring her back without Brady makes even less sense.

What about Eric?? How about bringing him back to help Sami out? They could invent a new Dimeara daughter for him to marry thus releasing Sami from her deal with the devil!

Don't get me wrong, I am NOT a Lumi fan. I think Lucas is fairly worthless as Sami's "soul mate", and am really happy to see her with EJ, even if their marriage is arranged.

These Are The Daze Of Our Lives

10:04 AM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

How much you wanna bet we will be watching Shelle,Phillip and company the next two days

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I did amazingly well stifling my laughter until the very last line "Bo tries to decide which one to shoot." HAHAHAHAHHA

And I also love leslie's comment that the railroad tracks should be next. Maybe if wonder cop Bo can't handle everything going on they should get Lassie in there to at least come and bark that someone's in trouble!

I'm going to miss Squints, too. I wonder if Drake Hogestyn just wanted out for awhile.

Great pictures and Prevuisms today!

10:46 AM  
Anonymous moposh said...

No way would a sorority pledge anyone who wasn't interested. Give me a break. Are Chels and Steph rushing or are they pledges yets because you don't start doing projects for a sorority if you're still rushing and rushing is governed by the sorority/fraternity council. There are rules ya know.

Now it seems like Steph isn't interested in rushing after all.

And if the girls can hardly find enough money to pay for tuition (although Chels should get a break since Billie works for the school), no way are they going to be able to come up with the money needed for a sorority!!!

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Scolly said...

And Deb, not only do we have to listen to Marlena's whining when Squints "dies", how about blubberin' Belle??

Altho she'll be in hog heaven with both Jr and Phil falling over each other to comfort her. GAG.

Until Chloe shows up, of course, and she'll be totally jealous of her and Phil just like she was Jr. and Meems. HAHAHAHA

1:49 PM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Deb - you continue to amaze. Your latest post out on your DAZE blog is great. Someone whose brain is less fried than mine today needs to take a crack at it! LOL

PS. I also loved the Salem High segment with the age appropriate kids in it.

2:27 PM  
Blogger Deb said...

Thanks Applecheeks!!
I often wonder if anyone is reading, but I keep writing anyway.

It lets my "twisted" side out to play! LOL

6:29 PM  
Anonymous sue said...

Love the Prevuze and the short bus! The bringing the whole family along to the scene comment was what most of us have been thinking and lucas not hearing himself speak fits too =)

Geesh if Sami wasn't so ready to have those babies the thought of her and EJ wrestling in oil is rather interesting...

I want a Roman bobble head!! And I adore dear Andre.... poor Andre...

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Carol said...

I know that it is hard to admit. But I do belive the show has gotten better in the last few weeks. Now I will miss John, I hate (really hate ) to see Marlena get all snot nosed. But I am glad, maybe they can get a story line for all the adults in the show. They do seem to be floundering. As for Sami and E. J. I think some tension would be a good thing. God know she never got it with Lucas.

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Theresa said...

If you want to figure out why they ditch Squints for Chloe, you have to do the math...

Squints yearly salary $1,000,000,000.00

Chloe's yearly salary $100,000 and all these adoring fans!

7:43 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

I agree with Deb. Dumping John, and bringing back Chloe? Gag me. And without Brady, at that. What ARE they thinking?

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

from the soap scoops site Drake wanted out. leslie your post was funny!

9:08 PM  

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