Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Standing By To Renounce Satan

Sami and Nicole trade wisecracks and insults as per yesterday until Sami loses it and...

ARE YOU READY TO RRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE???

Ladies and gentlemen, for the WCA* world champeenship, in this corner, weighing... well, we don't divulge that... Miss Sami "The Sniveler" Brady Hernandez, vs. Nicole "Misty Circle" Walker! And they're off...

EJ walks up and soaks it all in, "Wow! This is better than those stag movies Father and I were watching last night."

*World Catfight Association


Kayla and Caroline are still going at it in the pub. You've heard it all before. Kayla thinks Caroline should blab. Caroline thinks Kayla should shut up. Kayla is shocked to find out no one knows the paternity test secret, "You didn't tell anyone you switched the paternity tests."

Back in the foreign land known as church, Phillip gushes over Parker and says Daniel and Chloe belong together, "I'm sure Daniel doesn't mind sloppy seconds twelfths."

Carly and Daniel also talk about Parker as Victor gets a call and excuses himself. Melanie and Maggie talk about the sadness of having Bo and Hope missing and the possibilities of additional babies in the future.

Rafe tells Victor over the phone he's calling to keep him out of jail.

Back at the hospital, World War III continues...

Kayla and Caroline are doing pretty well staging their own world war, too.

Chloe gets off the phone with Father Matt and tells everyone he'll be later than he thought. Well, everyone decides they can stay. "The godparents are standing by to renounce Satan whenever Father Matt gets here," says Phillip.

Daniel thanks everyone for coming and gets all mushy about it.

No mushiness at the hospital... Orderlies pull the contestants apart. EJ watches.

OK, guess what Caroline and Kayla are arguing about. Adrienne comes in and has a happy reunion with Kayla. "Kayla has come back to put us all back on the path of righteousness," says Caroline. Adrienne announces she knew about the big switcheroo, too.

Stephanie and Nathan are on the plane... in first class, contemplating joining the mile-high club.

Rafe says the state police have made finding Bo and Hope their first priority and will be all over anyone who tries to help them. He says he knows Victor has his men out looking for them and should be careful. Victor is noncommittal.

The crowd at the church continues to wait. Not that Chloe is uncomfortable to be in church, but she bursts into flame and pukes green bile. Chloe asks Daniel to take some time off and go somewhere. Just the three of them. Victor returns. Maggie joins him and he tells her there was no news about Bo and Hope. Neither of them can believe Bo and Hope would leave Ciara behind. Maggie is sure Victor would rather be out helping them.

The orderlies hold Sami and Nicole back as they continue to scream at each other. Nicole settles down but Sami continues her meltdown and the orderlies call for security to bring restraints.

Kayla continues to be holier than thou. Well, holier than everybody, actually. Adrienne and Caroline gang up on her.

Melanie and Phillip kid about names for their baby. If it's a boy Melanie wants to name him Phillip. Since Parker is taken by another of Phillip's sons.

Maggie tells Carly Victor hasn't heard anything about Bo and Hope. She thinks Carly must feel alone right now. "I have Melanie," says Carly.

"It doesn't get more lonely than that," says Maggie.

Victor waxes eloquent about holding Daniel at his christening. He goes totally maudlin and patches things up a bit with Chloe. Everyone sings Kubayah as Father Matt walks in.

Phillip says, "Time to get this show on the road, Parker."

Parker says, "Yeah... if you call DOOL a show."

Nicole licks her wounds as EJ comes up. He says Sydney has a clean bill of health and asks what happened to Nicole. Nicole says she bumped into Sami. Several times... over and over... well, mainly she bumped into Sami's fist, "She went postal." EJ thinks Nicole should press charges. Nicole sloughs it off, but EJ insists.

Rafe interrupts a phone call with Roman as they haul in Slammin' Sami. Sami tells him about Nicole, "We have to do something."

Stephanie flashes back to arguing with Kayla and telling her if Melanie finds out, she’ll run to Nathan. Nathan wonders if problem-plagued Chloe will make a good mom. He says it bothers him that Chloe cheated on Daniel, "She doesn't deserve Daniel." Stephanie asks he can forgive her.

The christening gets going for Parker Daniel.

Meanwhile, Stefano plays with himself... uh, I mean plays chess with himself, as EJ comes in.

Rafe lectures Sami for attacking Nicole in public, "It would be better if you beat the crap out of her where there are no witnesses," he says, "The only reason you haven’t been arrested is you're related to half the police force and sleeping with the other half." Nicole storms in and demands Sami go to jail.

Kayla... Caroline... Adrienne... sameo, sameo. Adrienne gets a call and leaves. Caroline and Kayla continue to whine at each other. "I just don't know how much more we can take," says Caroline.

"Neither do we," scream the viewers.

Father Matt continues...

EJ tells Stefano what happened at the hospital. Stefano says all this confirms Sami is mentally unstable. "Not possible," says EJ, "Being mentally unstable requires a mind." He suggests he can manipulate Sami into doing this over and over.

Nicole tells Rafe Sami attacked her and it took two orderlies to pull her off. Nicole claims it was all Sami's fault. "Looks like a case of 'she said... she said,'" concludes Rafe.

Kayla and Caroline have settled down and are sitting together. In some circles this is known as the lull before the storm.

Nathan says he can't judge Chloe. "I grew up without a dad and had a great mom. I know it was hard for her and don't know if Chloe is up to it," he judges.

EJ says he has another plan... he'll destroy Sami's self control and watch her self destruct. Stefano tells him not to underestimate Samantha. EJ says he'll use her tenacity against her. Stefano counsels caution, but EJ insists Sami will fall apart, if she has any parts left.

Rafe says he'll arrest Nicole if she presses charges against Sami. Nicole backs off, but threatens to have Sami arrested if she attacks her again, then stomps out.

Caroline and Kayla rev the argument up again. Caroline says she has examined her conscience and found she doesn't have one. She storms off and Kayla whines to herself.

Father Matt baptizes Chloe's Rosemary's baby.

Sami thanks Rafe, "Nicole makes me so mad I can't even talk."

"Don't I wish that were true," says Rafe. He tells her it won't be like this forever. Sami admits she blew it and it won't happen again. Translation: Tickets for the rematch go on sale tomorrow.

Nicole tells EJ what happened at the cop-shop. EJ thinks it went well and thinks Nicole has put Sami on notice she can't mess with her.

Back on the plane Nathan sorts through the souvenir revealing TSA pictures of Stephanie and tells her eventually lies catch up with you.

Sami thinks she can "go all zen" and distance herself from Nicole. Even Rafe sees through that one. Sami has another meltdown and starts throwing things. Rafe snaps her out of it and tells her to think about her kids, "Just breathe..."

"BREATHE," screams Sami, "That's your advice? EJ will kick Nicole out. I know it."

EJ says he has something he wants Nicole to do, "I want you to marry me."

Father Matt continues the ceremony as Kayla and Caroline arrive at the church. The doors to the sanctuary swing open so everyone can hear as Kayla screams, "You have got to tell Daniel that he is not the father of Chloe's baby."

Previews
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Nicole asks EJ, "The question is, why me? What are you up to?"

Vivian says, "I can handle EJ DiMera."

Dan attacks Phillip, "I told you I'd kill ya!"


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6 Comments:

Anonymous NeeNee said...

Prospective name for
Melanie & Phil's baby:

"Peter.Parker.Pocket.Kiriakis"

(word verification:
"Keedet". . . as in
Peter Parker Pocket Kiriakis
will find himself as a
keedet in military boarding school
before he's weaned.

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Kayla and Caroline are still going at it in the pub. Oh how I wish it would be a Nicole/Sami-type of CATFIGHT. Wouldn’t that be cool??

So they hauled Sami and Nicole out of the hospital. Apparently Sami wasn’t that concerned over Allie’s test results.

Unless Nathanie are actually up in the air I can’t believe he’s going to get the word about the baby and dash off of the plane. If he does do you think Steponme will have enough self respect to boot him to the curb? I predict she’ll trail after him like the desperate doormat she is.

Loved the WCA and I completely created suspicion amongst my coworkers when I laughed over this:She thinks Carly must feel alone right now. “I have Melanie,” says Carly. “It doesn’t get more lonely than that,” says Maggie.

Thanks for being the bright spot on an extremely gloomy afternoon, Prevuze! :D

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Lali said...

My thoughts on the EJ/Sami storyline: It looks like EJ might be trying to send Sami over the edge and have her put in an asylum so she can be out of Johnny and Syd's lives. On the other hand, spoilers say that EJ promises to be a better man if Johnny gets well. I suspect that Johnny will become ill when he runs away to find Rafe (also reported in the spoilers.)

5:33 PM  
Anonymous Lali said...

Looks like I spoke too soon. Latest spoiler says Johnny will have cancer in other eye. If this doesn't bring EJ to his knees, nothing will.

5:55 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

The crowd at the church continues to wait. Not that Chloe is uncomfortable to be in church, but she bursts into flame and pukes green bile.

Now that would have been entertaining. I have never sat around a church waiting for the priest to show up to conduct a service. In most cases, priests live in a rectory right next to the church, but Father Matt was called away for an undisclosed reason. Maybe there was a line of writers waiting for a chance to ask for absolution for creating the drivel known as DOOL.

Kayla continues to be holier than thou. Well, holier than everybody, actually.

That wouldn’t take much.

Phillip says, "Time to get this show on the road, Parker."

Parker says, "Yeah... if you call DOOL a show."

Smart kid.

"I just don't know how much more we can take," says Caroline.

"Neither do we," scream the viewers.

Amen to that! ZAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

He suggests he can manipulate Sami into doing this over and over.

…and

EJ says he has another plan... he'll destroy Sami's self control and watch her self destruct.

EJ should really find something more challenging to do with his time.

Rafe says he'll arrest Nicole if she presses charges against Sami.

I believe that Nicole would have been well within her rights to insist that she be able to speak to an officer not related or married to Sami. Nicole also should have marched into the SPD with an attorney. The stupidity of those scenes is epic.

Sami admits she blew it and it won't happen again. Translation: Tickets for the rematch go on sale tomorrow.

LOL!!!

Once again, right on Bulldog! Sami is so jealous that Nicole is in the life of Sydney and Johnny that she completely forgot about Allie. Sami’s enabler dud - whoops - I meant dude of a husband didn’t ask about Allie either.

As CATFIGHTS! go, that was a real doozy! Great job Prevuze!

8:24 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

This was a great start to my four-day weekend. I must say, yesterday's episode was actually pretty action-filled.

I did have a few quibbles.

Apparently Sami wasn’t that concerned over Allie’s test results.

That's true, Bulldog. I didn't even think of that. What the heck happened to Allie while Sami was getting hauled down to headquarters?

Maybe there was a line of writers waiting for a chance to ask for absolution for creating the drivel known as DOOL.

Loved that, Leslie. That scenario makes more sense than what the writers came up with for Father Matt keeping a church full of people waiting for him. LOL

Kayla continues to be holier than thou. Well, holier than everybody, actually. Adrienne and Caroline gang up on her.

Any WHY was Kayla so insistent?? Because the writers couldn't think of a better way to finally get the baby-daddy secret out.

I must get going. Have a few days before the daily grid starts again.

Word verification: skorr That could mean I'm off to skorr some fun. But isn't skorr a brand name?? Heaven forbid I just provided product placement plug for something?

8:56 AM  

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