Monday, December 27, 2010

Bah! Humbug!

We pan down to the Horton bulbs form a picture of Tom and Alice. Maggie, Doug. Jennifer and Julie try to cheer Ciara up but Ciara announces she doesn't believe in Santa.

Meanwhile the most phlegmatic Santa you've ever seen visits Johnny. Santa gives him a matador transformer. Ranta says Johnny's mom told him he wanted it and that she misses him. Santa says Rafe misses Johnny, too.

"Tell Rafe he's not fooling anyone in that white beard and red suit," says Johnny.

Lexie tells EJ Johnny is going home.

Sami, Will and Gabi are at the Hernandez Hovel. she calls the hospital to ask about Johnny. She gets Stephanie, but Stephanie no can tell per EJ's orders.

Lexie has EJ sign the release forms as Kate walks up. They tell her about the eyeballectomy and Kate is soooooo sorry.

Santa Hernandez comes out and bumps into Santa Brady. They have a staredown. Great minds think alike," says Brady. Apparently bird brains think alike, too. The pair decides to get while the gettin' is good.

"I had cancer and now I'm cancer free," says Kate.

"I got shot and now I'm brain free," says EJ. He leaves.

Kate gives Lexie a present for Theo even though she and Stefano are on the outs. Stefano walks up.

Stephanie says she could get in a lot of trouble but tells Sami they are releasing Johnny. Sami hangs up, sighs and tells Will and Gabi the news. She vows to get Johnny back, "I am not gonna rest until I get Sydney and Johnny back here." "I hope you've got a lot of No-Doz," says Will.

At the Kiriakis mansion, Vivian bustles with Christmas stuff as Victor comes in growling into the phone. "You forgot to say bah, humbug," says Vivian. She reminds him if he had helped her get rid of Carly Hope wouldn't be in prison. Vivian has her painting there and Victor says the painter didn't capture the viciousness. He suggests she disappear. Vivian pouts.

Santa Brady finds Nicole and suggests she sit on his lap and tell him what she wants.

Ciara says she doesn't believe in Santa because her mommy and daddy won't be home for Christmas. Jennifer tells her they'll be home soon. If there's any significance to the date it'll probably be April Fools' Day.

Sami finishes wrapping a present for Johnny as beardless Santa Rafe comes in and tells her he visited Johnny. Sami tries to keep a stiff upper lip. Rafe gives Sami a kiss and it ain't his upper lip that's stiff.

Vivian announces dinner as Victor computes. It seems no one is there with them because no one wants to spend Christmas eve with her.

Lexie sees Stefano and runs like a frightened bunny rabbit. Stefano tells Kate giving a gift to Theo was thoughtful. He says he knows Johnny will be fine. Kate asks about Chad, but Stefano says that's none of her concern. Kate tells him to forget it and walks off.

EJ gives Lexie the release papers. Lexie suggests he tell Sami the good news. "Sami is destructive and needy," says EJ, "I am the only parent Johnny needs."

Sami comes in to find ornaments with her kids' pictures on them. Rafe made them and Sami loves them because they look just like the ones Johnny and Allie made in kindergarten.

Four adults can't outsmart Ciara. Try as they might, she still knows the score when it comes to Mommy and Daddy. Nathan and Stephanie arrive, but the adult-kids odds don't get any better.

Julie takes Doug aside and asks what they should do. Doug tells her what he'd like to do. "Besides that," gasps Julie. She suggests channeling Alice.

Will, Gabi, Rafe and Sami open presents. Will gives Gabi a present. She rips it open to find what looks like a camera. Will and Gabi give Sami a family picture. Sami uses that as an excuse to fall apart about the missing kids.

EJ, Nicole and Stefano come into the rumpus room. Johnny wonders if mommy is coming, too.

Sami and Rafe are down at the pier. He tells her he wants to give her something with no one around. "It's a little cold for that, isn't it," asks Sami.

They give each other a safehouse key. "Where we fell in love lust," says Rafe. He tells her the safehouse is on the market. Sami suggests going back to pay it a visit. Rafe says that would be like breaking and entering. "You still drive me crazy," says Rafe."

"It's a pretty short trip," says Sami.

Christmas dinner is over at Maggie's place. Nathan drops the big bomb, "I've decided to leave Salem."

Maggie says, "Gosh... and I thought Christmas was over."

Abe and Lexie arrive with Theo. Theo gives Ciara a stuffed dog just like his toy dog Charlie. Ciara has nothing for him in return, but all guys know that's just the way things go with women. The Guy Manual says so.

Maggie takes Stephanie and Nathan aside and says she can't believe they're leaving. Nathan tells her about Johns Hopkins. "If they've accepted you, they're not the prestigious institution they used to be," says Maggie. They all promise to stay in touch.

Lexie announces they have to leave for the DiMera mansion. Abe lectures Lexie for what EJ is doing to Sami.

Johnny wails for his mommy. Stefano tries to settle him down but Johnny ain' buyin' what Stefano is sellin'. Nicole steps in and talks Johnny out of his funk. She plays the "opening presents" card and takes him off to get one. EJ thanks her as Johnny tears into the wrapping.

Stefano steps out into the foyer and calls Chad. Chad doesn't want any part of him and hangs up. Stefano sighs, "Merry Christmas, son."

Julie wonders with Nathan leaving and Melanie gone if Maggie should get out and meet some new people. Maggie assures her she'll be fine. Julie asks if Maggie has thought about dating Victor. Maggie says Victor infuriates her, "It's been less than a year since I lost Mickey."

"Hardly," says Julie, "Mickey was always lost."

Maggie says in her private moments she's still grieving. Julie consoles her but says, "Mickey would want you to have some joy in life."

"How come he never wanted that when he was around," asks Maggie.

Doug asks Abe if he knows anything about Bo and Hope. Abe don' know nuthin'. He also doesn't know anything about Bo and Hope. He says he'll do what he can to keep them safe, but it's out of his hands, and leaves.

Julie tells Doug Abe's hands may be tied but her's aren't. She calls Victor to ask a favor, "I know your men are looking for Bo and Hope and I'm asking you to keep me informed." Victor agrees and asks Julie in return to wish Maggie a merry Christmas. She asks Maggie if she wants to talk to him. Maggie turns her down.

Kate comes into the den where the stockings are hung by the chimney with care. She finds a little box and opens it, "Whatever this is it had better involve diamonds." She opens it to find coal. If she waits long enough it could become a diamond.

Stefano announces it's time to open presents. The children squeal with delight. So do Johnny and Sydney. EJ asks Nicole to stay.

The Fearsome Foursome decorate the Horton tree. All the ornaments with names go up. Doug tells Julie she lifted everyone's spirits. "I might have to channel Alice more often," says Julie.

The Hernandez clan is in a strange place — church. Sami leaves as they read the Christmas story.

Victor asks Brady if he doesn't think he's had enough as Brady pours a drink. Brady says he can never have enough booze when Vivian is around. Kate and Vivian snipe at each other and Vivian leaves.

Theo reads the Christmas story. Stefano congratulates his abilities.

Lexie and Abe decide this hasn't been a terrible night. That's the what you
always want, isn't it. A non-terrible Christmas.


Back in church they all sing Silent Night...

Meanwhile, Sami sneaks up outside the rumpus room and looks in on the scene.

Doug and Julie put Johnny and Allie's bulbs on their tree and we pan to Alice's empty chair and then to her picture. Oh! The artistry!


Previews
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Caroline gasps, "Kayla! What are you doing here?"

Sami tells Nicole, "If you think he's actually going to let you in Sydney's life, then you're dreaming."

EJ tells Lexie, "I make the decisions, okay?"


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8 Comments:

Blogger Applecheeks said...

It's been a quiet day. Too quiet. The natives must be plotting....

....Oh, wait. Wrong scenario.

Well, it has been quiet, so to stay awake I read Prevuze right after lunch.

Rafe gives Sami a kiss and it ain't his upper lip that's stiff.

Naughty Prevuze! I bet Santa left a LOT of coal in your stocking(s) this Christmas. Of course, that might be a good thing, being out in the wilderness like the Prevuze compound seems to be, you might need it for heating.

The Hernandez clan is in a strange place — church.

Yeah, them, Nathanie and six other strangers. With this kind of turn-out, on Christmas Eve yet, that church has got to be hurting money-wise.

Loved the evolution of Rooster Cogburn picture. And I'd like to know where to send my dry-cleaning bill. I forgot the Golden Prevuze Rule and had a red-colored beverage in my mouth when I got to eyeballectomy.

Thanks for the afternoon laughs, Prevuze.

12:21 PM  
Blogger MissScarlett said...

Hello Everyone! My New Year's predictions for the lovely folks of Salem:

Regardless of Steph's numerous privacy violations she'll keep her own job but Nathan won't get his. I'm afraid we won't be getting rid of either of them that easily...as usual this is more than likely a big tease with a typical letdown. Especially with Debbie Downer Kayla back in town rooting around for the truth again.

Ciara will be disappointed that Santa didn't bring mommy and daddy home for christmas but they will make a big New Years Eve entrance. Since Hope will have her freedom because of Carly's help they will all move in together and be a big happy bunch...Unless..

Carly stays with Daniel and Chloe where they can be a big happy bunch until Chloe gets busted one way or the other.

Rafe will either be injured and in a coma or killed in the Bo/Hope escape fiasco which will bring Sami back to EJ so she can get her kids back into her life. But Nicole will still be there and they will all be one big happy bunch (minus the Brady!). EJ will continue his long journey into madness.

Melanie will get pregnant and then the Parker bomb will drop..whatever will she do??

So Boring and yet so terribly Predictable! I think the writers were shot in the head along with EJ because these are the most repetetive drawn out storylines in history! OMG it took Stefano less time to create an entire alternate universe "kill" and relocate everyone in the entire town!! LOL! Prevuze you make my day! Love the Horton Ornament photo!

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was disappointed to miss today but we had a blizzard on the east coast and here in the metro NY area it had to be televised pretty much all day so there was NO DOOL.
I'm glad I was able to catch the high/low lites here, with that special Prevuze touch.
Have a great day!

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Classic pic of the tree decor! I see the townsfolk are finally putting their real names on the baubles. funny stuff, love your blog Prevuze! :-D

7:50 PM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

So Kayla is on her way back. Groan! She apparently has decided to wear the Saint crown in Hope’s absence.

And I just finished watching the episode. Those ornaments in the Hernandez Havel wouldn’t even be fit as prized in a Happy Meal. I think the prop department could’ve spent maybe a little more time on that.

It’s somewhat telling, isn’t it, how easily Johnny gets distracted and forgets about his mommy? Who can blame him since he’s spent most of his life with babysitters.

I’m like you, Applecheeks, when I hit eyeballectomy I almost had a spit-take. Altho mine was with popcorn. And this was next:”Mickey would want you to have some joy in life.” “How come he never wanted that when he was around,” asks Maggie. Or, how come he was never around period? HA

Loved the Horton ornaments. Late to Prevuze today but it was well worth it. Thanks!!

8:00 PM  
Anonymous mike said...

What a sad Horton ornament hanging this year. They are mostly gone or dead.

Loved the True Grit timeline!

4:22 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Santa says Rafe misses Johnny, too.

"Tell Rafe he's not fooling anyone in that white beard and red suit," says Johnny.

Phlegmatic indeed, so did Ranta perform a magic trick with money? Since they’re so adept at sleight of hand, Rafe and Nicole should head off to Las Vegas to become the new Siegfried and Roy.

Santa Brady finds Nicole and suggests she sit on his lap and tell him what she wants.

What? No censored link?

Jennifer tells her they'll be home soon. If there's any significance to the date it'll probably be April Fools' Day.

We couldn’t get that lucky.

Sami tries to keep a stiff upper lip. Rafe gives Sami a kiss and it ain't his upper lip that's stiff.

Naughty, naughty Prevuze!!! LOL!!!

Rafe made them and Sami loves them because they look just like the ones Johnny and Allie made in kindergarten.

If the police gig doesn’t work out, Rafe can always get a job at Hobby Lobby.

Ciara has nothing for him in return, but all guys know that's just the way things go with women. The Guy Manual says so.

Yellow flags are raining down upon the Prevuze blog, and Prevuze is assessed a 15 yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct.

Abe lectures Lexie for what EJ is doing to Sami.

What about what Sami did to EJ? She tried to kill him. Hopefully, all of the fair citizens of Salem will find that Santa left their memories under the tree.

Back in church they all sing Silent Night...

It would appear that the acting police commissioner’s powers of observation are so poor that he doesn’t realize that Sami took a powder. Geez.

The Christmas tree bulbs and the evolution of Rooster Cogburn are hysterical!!! Great job Prevuze!!!

7:02 AM  
Anonymous chaya said...

There have been so many "hos, "sluts" and tramps on this show, how do we know what bulb belongs to what person? Perfect picture to start the morning.

I only spit out a bit of ice tea reading Prevuze today - primarily because I've learned (almost) not to drink when reading it. Unlike Applecheeks, no dry cleaning bill because the tea hit the cat. He was not happy.

10:32 AM  

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