Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Two-Faced Bitch

Salem Hospital: Where they bring patients in kicking and screaming, but roll them out gently and peacefully on gurney's headed for the morgue. Hope tells Maggie and Kate the cops found damning evidence in Daniel's apartment. After discussing the situation, she tells them she can't discuss it. Kate flashes back to dumping the contents of the vile vial into the food. She pops back to this sad excuse for reality and the alligator tears flow.

Inside Chloe's room, Daniel begs her to snap out of it.

Stephanie finds Nathan at the pub. She grills him about Melanie and figures out she stood him up.

At the cabin, Melanie is concerned about Phillip being drunk. The sot grabs her and slams her back into the table. Melanie pants, "What re you doing?"

"Giving you what you want."

Daniel continues to beg Chloe to fight. Kate watches through the window, "Let go Chloe, just die."

Will asks Mia what she was writing about. She is distant and he says she looks upset. Mia admits that, "You've been so good to me you deserve to know everything."

Bo arrives at the hospital. Hope tells him leukocystine poisoned Chloe. Bo seethes. He just doesn't see how Daniel could be involved in something so dastardly.

Kate thanks Maggie for being there. "I have to be here," says Maggie, "Things are getting too juicy to miss this story." Kate forgives her for blabbing about Chloe and Daniel's affair. "Thanks," says Maggie, "I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to drop that bomb." Kate says she hasn't been able to reach Lucas and doesn't know how she will tell him the awful news if she does get hold of him. Maggie is surprised Daniel is still inside with Chloe, all things considered. She hopes he's not responsible for this, though.

Daniel vows to stay by Chloe's side. Bo comes into the room. "You can't be in here," says Lexie.

"Police business," says Bo, "I have to question Daniel. Delighted Kate watches through the window and smirks.

Nate tells Stephanie about getting called back to the hospital earlier. St. Stephanie says she feels compelled to tell him a few things about Melanie.

Back at the cabin, Melanie and Phillip come up for air. Melanie decides they can't do the nasty. Phillip swears this isn't a rebound thing. "It's more than that," whines Melanie, "There's kinda somebody else."

Daniel refuses to go with Bo. Bo tells him he doesn't have a choice. ex-Chief of Staph Lexie reminds Daniel she's still his boss and orders lowly Dr. Daniel to go. He and Bo go outside.

The girls watch Bo haul Daniel off and wonder what's up. Hope says he's going to question Daniel and she has some questions for them.

"This is so cool," says Maggie, "Having you and Bo here doing this investigation together is just like having Nick and Nora Charles at the scene. Only... they actually solved crimes."

Mia hems and haws. She tells Will she did things at Salem West she's not proud of. "I know," says Will, "You got involved in drugs."

Mia hesitates, "There's something else about me." Chad jogs up.

Daniel rolls through his history with Chloe for Bo. He insists he accepted Chloe's relationship with Lucas, but his feelings for her didn't change. He also says after Chloe and Lucas were married they were tempted, but Chloe was never unfaithful. He says Chloe told him today she's going to leave Lucas. Bo is skeptical. Daniel insists he's sure about that. Bo smirks and says he heard a conflicting story.

Hope questions Kate. She wonders why Daniel would decide to leave town so abruptly. "He had groped all the women and Salem and had to move on," says Kate. Maggie does what Maggie does best. She butts in and tells Hope what Chris said. Hope establishes that things on the set were strained.

Out of the blue, Kate wails, "This is completely my fault. I'm responsible."

"That's commendable," says Hope, "It's rare to find a responsible person in Salem."

Chad says he's training for cross country. He asks Will if he's involved in any sports. Will tells him he plays baseball. "Oh, that's right," taunts Chad, "Didn't you go 0 for 3 in the playoff game?" Will gets a call. Chad keeps it up, "Well, the Chicago Cubs are calling, slugger. With your talent, you might want to set your sights on a team like the Washington Nationals."

Will walks off and Mia flashes back to the hot back seat romp with Chad. She asks Chad to leave her alone. Chad says, "I met your rehab counselor... Nicole, who also told me to stay away from you. But you know what? I can't."

Bo tells Daniel about the phone call Maggie got, "You threatened Chloe." Bo establishes that Chloe and Daniel were alone on the set earlier and that they made the whole cast and crew stand outside right before Chloe collapsed.

Daniel asks, "What the hell is going on here?"

Bo asks, "Why don't you tell me?"

Kate says it's her fault because she pushed Daniel and Chloe into doing the show even though they had had an affair. Lexie overhears, "Daniel and Chloe were lovers? Well that makes sense. Chloe wanted me to keep Daniel away from her."

Hope gasps, "SHE WHAT?"

"Yeah," says Lexie, "She didn't want him anywhere near her."

Nathan says he already knows about Melanie but wants to make up his own mind about her. Stephanie apologizes, "I'm sorry I was gossipy, immature and an idiot."

"We can't help what we are," says Nathan. He tells Stephanie Melanie left with Phillip.

Stephanie asks, "So you're saying Melanie stood you up for Phillip?"

Phillip says he didn't see that coming. "He's a doctor," says Melanie, "Are you jealous? He's funny, comes from a good family and is very handsome. He's one of the reasons I stayed in Salem. I now, you think I'm in over my head."

"You're over your head in the baby pool," says Phillip.

"We were in the middle of a date when you showed up," says Melanie.

Chad tells Mia he's trying to apologize. He thinks it's his fault she got hooked on drugs and asks for another chance.

Mia huffs, "Are you for real?"

Chad says, "At least think about it."

Will walks up, "Think about what?"

Daniel insists there is a mistake. He wants to get back to Chloe and says he'll take Bo's pancreas back if he doesn't let him go. They talk about leukocystine. "It can only be administered by a doctor," says Daniel.

Bo pounces on that, "Someone like yourself?"

Lexie tells Hope about Chloe repeating over and over that she didn't want Daniel around. Hope takes her aside and asks to talk to Chloe. Lexie tells her Chloe might not make it.

Chloe vegetates...

Nate says Arianna saw Melanie and Phillip leave and told him about it. Stephanie takes back all the good things she said about Melanie.

Melanie says, "I came here with you because you needed me."

"I do," says Phillip, "but you brought that to a screeching halt."

Melanie snorts, "Not every girl in Salem wants to jump your bones, tungsten and plastic. I was once attracted to you but now I'm over it and we are just friends. Despite what everyone thinks I have a heart."

"Mine's artificial," says Phillip. Melanie stomps out.

Kate says she still hasn't been able to contact Lucas. She talks about what might have been with Chloe and Lucas, "And even if Chloe pulls through he'll find out about the affair."

"Please let me be the one to tell him," begs Maggie, "I'm going to go call... uh... what's my husband's name again? "

Daniel wonders where this is going. Bo says, "Chloe was poisoned and we found the poison in your apartment."

Prevuze

Chad says he was just asking Mia to trade shifts at work. He apologizes about the baseball crack and leaves.

Will sneers, "The guy's an ass. Too bad you have to work with him."

Mia says, "There is something you should know. Chad and I didn't just date. We were... together... really TOGETHER."

Phillip and Melanie are back at the pier. A tow truck beside them uses its wench to pull Phillip's new Ferrari GT out of the water. Phillip offers a ride, but Melanie decides to walk and Phillip apologizes about everything that happened. They agree to keep their rendezvous quiet. Melanie says, "What just happened... I can't figure out if it was real or you were drunk or what. If it was real, you have to be totally over her before it ever happens again."

"I know you have a heart," says Phillip, "Back at the cabin I was just trying to feel around for it to make sure." Melanie walks off.

Nathan gets another page and says he has to go back to the hospital. Stephanie tells him he has a right to be involved with whomever he wants. Nate leaves. Outside, he runs into Melanie, but tells her he has to go back to the hospital.

Hope continues to grill Lexie. Lexie tells her about the other tainted food and the poisoned apple. Kate steps in and says the apple came from Daniel's housewarming gift.

Daniel is indignant, "YOU SEARCHED MY APARTMENT? DID YOU HAVE A WARRANT?"

A what?

"What are you accusing me of," screams Daniel, "I would never hurt Chloe." Bo tells Daniel he's a suspect and has to stay away from Chloe. Daniel freaks and tells Bo he has to let him do his job.

Will is as clueless as his father, "Together?"

"TOGETHER."

"So that's the big secret," asks Loserclueless Jr, "you went out?" Mia assures him it's over. "You had a boyfriend," says Will, "so what?"

Inside the pub, Stephanie gets all over Melanie. "You two-faced bitch. Pretending to be my friend and making a big deal about saving my life. And all the time what you wanted was two-faced Phillip."

Phillip staggers back into the den at the Kiriakis mansion. He pours a drink, obsesses over Stephanie and flings the glass into the fireplace.

Lexie says, "This just doesn't make sense."

"It's DOOL," says Hope, "what do you expect?"

Maggie is in the room with Chloe falling apart. Suddenly Chloe's machines sound the alarm. Maggie runs out to get help as the crash cart team runs in. Daniel turns to Bo and asks to go in. the cops hold him back. Bo says, "It's for your own good, man."

Inside, Lexie pumps on Chloe's chest. Outside, Daniel screams, "CHLOE... CHLOE..."

STELLAAAAA... STELLAAAAA... STELLAAAAA!!!

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9 Comments:

Anonymous Berg said...

Between the "Stella, Stella" comment and "So that's the big secret," asks Loserclueless Jr," Prevuze was golden today. Great way to start hump day!

4:55 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Hope tells Maggie and Kate the cops found damning evidence in Daniel's apartment. After discussing the situation, she tells them she can't discuss it.

Hope was mentioned as a candidate for chief of police, and she’s discussing evidence with the town gossip and Salem’s oldest hooker. Geez.

Melanie pants, "What are you doing?"

"Giving you what you want."

Hopefully, that includes acting lessons and a voice coach.

St. Stephanie says she feels compelled to tell him a few things about Melanie.

Apparently, Stephanie is taking pointers from Maggie.

"This is so cool," says Maggie, "Having you and Bo here doing this investigation together is just like having Nick and Nora Charles at the scene. Only... they actually solved crimes."

What they really need is Asta to sniff out evidence.

Chad keeps it up, "Well, the Chicago Cubs are calling, slugger. With your talent, you might want to set your sights on a team like the Washington Nationals."

Oh my, I wasn’t sure where you were going to go with that one Prevuze but the Nationals are certainly turning out to be the Detroit Lions of baseball.

Stephanie asks, "So you're saying Melanie stood you up for Phillip?"

What are the chances that Stephanie is now a gossipy, immature and very jealous idiot?

Melanie snorts, "Not every girl in Salem wants to jump your bones, tungsten and plastic.

Snigger, snigger, snigger!!!!

Lexie tells her about the other tainted food and the poisoned apple.

What?!!!! This is the third time Chloe was in the hospital and somehow someone was able to narrow down the poisoned food to an apple. How is that possible? Did the hospital do a toxicology check on the contents of her stomach? What about the hors d’oeuvres? Since no one else had a reaction to any of the other apples in that very large basket, even the SPD should think it’s rather suspicious that the intended victim bit into the only poisoned apple in the bunch. Since Daniel did not make the delivery, the retailer and the shipper should be questioned about the packaging and the possible contamination of the basket before the SPD jumps to a conclusion.

Bulldog – what an excellent suggestion! I’m sure Kate wouldn’t mind purchasing several pairs of rubber gloves to straighten out Phillip’s love life. I also liked the super Bo and Daniel photo Prevuze.

Happy h@@p day everyone! There you go – no need for a censored link!

5:45 AM  
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6:44 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

What they really need is Asta to sniff out evidence.

Something smells, all right. And I think it's so bad the rest of us wouldn't even need Asta to sniff it out.

Chad keeps it up, "Well, the Chicago Cubs are calling, slugger. With your talent, you might want to set your sights on a team like the Washington Nationals."

Oh my, I wasn’t sure where you were going to go with that one Prevuze but the Nationals are certainly turning out to be the Detroit Lions of baseball.


Maybe the Nationals should try football and the Lions should try baseball. Let's face it, neither could do any worse at another sport.

Prevuze - Best sports blog on the Internet®

6:46 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

First I must acknowledge the seriously funny pictures today. Bulldog, I almost spit out my bite of breakfast sandwich seeing yours. I loved Sami's inspirational picture (although I think that really IS a picture of her twins). Brady's "tip" Bo's conclusions were typical Bo conclusions. But the best had to be the last.

Thank goodness there was nothing in my mouth when I got to the Wanted poster. I'm still laughing like a loon, which is what the auditors sitting outside my office today must think I am right now.

Bo tells Daniel about the phone call Maggie got

Uh, Bo. I hope you aren’t considering that as evidence the prosecution could use in a trial what with being hearsay and all. There are just so many holes in this entire poisoning storyline I’m surprised Shawn hasn’t driven the Fancy Face XX through it yet.

As always, a great recap to a not-so-great DAZED episode. Thanks!

6:49 AM  
Anonymous Lemon Grass said...

Top notch banners.

Outside of Phil and Melanie, I'm so glad Prevuze is there to take the hit on an otherwise dreadful episode.

7:09 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I STILL don't get the point of Melanie taking Phillip to the island instead of the mansion.

Thanks, Prevuze, for saying the Washington Nationals instead of the KC Royals. :P

I got a kick out of "Not every girl in Salem wants to jump your bones, tungsten and plastic." I think anyone would have a difficult time convincing Phillip of that.

However, I do have a bone to pick with you, Prevuze! It was extremely unkind of you to use my driver's license photo for the wanted poster.

But extremely funny! And I'm glad I was at home when I saw the picture of Bo's conclusion - I laughed so loud I woke the dogs up downstairs and they started barking, thus probably waking up the whole neighborhood. Prevuze - best wake up call on the internet!

7:43 AM  
Blogger Klaus said...

lol @ Bo's conclusion. Sounds eerily true.

Phillip swears this isn't a rebound thing.
It's just very, very, identical.

~My God, Chad needs a life. He is way too invested in the life of his ex and her new bff.

Stephanie takes back all the good things she said about Melanie.

"You two-faced bitch. Pretending to be my friend and making a big deal about saving my life. And all the time what you wanted was two-faced Phillip."
Stephanie is so repulsive. Just when when I was getting over my dislike of her. Oh well.

~I also thought Will was a little smarter than his parents. lol

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