Tuesday, July 21, 2009

I'm Your Worst Nightmare Come To Life

Phillip sits across from Melanie at a table in the pub. He invites Melanie for a spin in his new Ferrari GT. She gets distracted by a text message. It seems Phillip's artificial parts aren't processing the alcohol fast enough and he's drunk. "Why are you readin' when you could be ridin'," he slurs. Melanie decides she wants to go.

Nicole comes downstairs to find Will at the door. "Can Johnny come out and play," he asks. Nicole says Johnny isn't' there. Will decides to stay and talk to Nicole.

Chad gets on Mia's case about cutting her hand and also about her drug rehab story, "I'm trying to figure out when and how you became a liar."

Chloe tells Daniel she's leaving Lucas, "I want to be with you for all the Days Of Our Lives." Ecstatic Daniel moves in on her.

Outside, Chris wants to get back into the kitchen. He knocks on the door,
"He-llooooo! We have to get started, people."

Daniel shouts at the door, tells Chris to shut up and goes in for seconds at the Chloe buffet, "I will never let anything come between us again."

Kate sits on a park bench and plays the fake recording. Maggie listens on the other end of the line. She screams in horror, "Chloe! Are you there?"

Kate finishes and tosses the phone into the trash.

Maggie wails into the phone as Hope comes up. Mags says she thinks something terrible has happened. "What," gasps Hope.

"I think DOOL has been extended for another year." Bo arrives as Maggie continues to snivel.

Daniel and Chloe suck face. They want each other, a fact that is fairly apparent even if you're not watching closely. Chloe decides they have to cool it until Loserclueless gets back.

Chris patters on the door,
"Hellloooo... can I come in?" Daniel opens the door and Chris swooshes in, ""Well my, goodness whatever we were talking about must've been uber-important. Listen up people! let's gooooooooooooooo!"

Chloe stops munching on Daniel and starts munching on the deadly brownies.

Back at the pub, Phillip continues to get increasingly inebriated. Melanie tells him she's on a date. He tells her to break it. She declines. Phillip gets up, swings around and grabs another glass of booze off of a tray Arianna is carrying.

Nathan finds Maggie and Hope, then gets another page. He scoots off as Bo comes back and says he keeps getting Chloe's voicemail when he tries to call her. He tries the land line and Chris answers. "I'd like to peak to Chloe," says Bo.

Chris huffs,
"You and half the world. Sorry buddy."

Bo gets official, "I am with the police and this is official police business."

Chris doesn't buy it,
"You are one sicko fan. You can't use a line like that on me."

Bo hangs up and tells the group, "Some crazy woman answered the phone. She wouldn't let me talk to Chloe because they were taping."

Maggie explains that was Chris but figures if they are taping things are OK, "But Daniel sounded so angry when I overheard him." Bo and Hope decide to check things out.

Chloe insists she is fine. Daniel worries that this may be an infection. Kate rushes in and things get going. Chloe starts her spiel as the cameras roll, but swoons into Daniel's arms. "Quick," he screams, "Call a doctor."

"You're a doctor, Daniel."


"Then call 911," he shouts.

"What's the number?"

Will tells Nicole about running into EJ. He says he thinks Nicole arranged Sami being with Johnny. She insists it was EJ's decision, "Look... I know I wasn't the person I should have been when Lucas and I were together... but, hey $5 mil is $5 mil."

Will thanks her for what she has done with Johnny and tells her he and his mom are doing OK right now, "Especially since we never see each other." Nicole tells him the pain from Grace's death will be there for a long time. Will leaves. Nicole grabs her tummy, stares and breaks down.

Chad pesters Mia. He asks for the name of the rehab center, or her drug dealer, "I want something specific. I want something real."

"If it's reality you want, you'll have to try another show," says Mia, "But I can tell you this... the best part of rehab was you weren't there."

Chad doesn't believe her, "You never touched drugs. This story is lame."

"This is DOOL," says Mia, "What do you expect?" Chad vows to find out what is going on and leaves.

Arianna reminds Phillip the drinks aren't free. Phillip hauls out his wad-o-cash and tosses a big bill on her tray. He starts to leave, but Melanie catches him and pumps him about the number of drinks he's had. She refuses to let him drive and threatens to call the cops. He decides to test her. He yanks his keys out of his pocket, but drops them and Melanie scoops them up. She heads for the door, "Let's go, Phillip."

The group in Maggie's kitchen waits for the ambulance as Chloe lies unconscious and drooling on the floor. Daniel decides he can't wait any longer. He runs into a phone booth, Changes into his Superdoc tights and cape outfit, runs back into the kitchen, scoops her up and flies off with Chloe in his arms.

Nicole comes into the Java Café and finds Mia, who has just finished her fifteen minute shift. She asks Nicole if EJ found out the truth would he be OK with things. Nicole, predictably, wonders what's up. Mia whines, "The father of my... of Sydney." Seriously, you need a scorecard to keep 'em straight.

Daniel wheels Chloe through the nursing area into her room and the staff hauls her into bed. Dr. Daniel goes to work, feeling and groping like crazy. Chloe drifts back to consciousness and Daniel vows never to leave her. Then it's lights out again for Chloe.

Bo and Hope are at Maggie's and Kate and Maggie talk about what just happened. The cops grill the girls and wonder if Daniel has any reason to be angry with Chloe.

Kate turns to Maggie and lets it slip on purpose, "Don't say anything, Maggie." HA! That's like telling a guy who just had the Burrito Humongo at Taco Bell not to pass gas.

Bo warns them, "You do realize this is turning into a police investigation."

Maggie asks, "Shall I order donuts? " She turns to Kate and says they have to tell, then turns back to Bo and Hope and tells them Daniel and Chloe had an affair.

Phillip and Melanie arrive at the Horton cabin. "I'm sorry," says Melanie, "I though a Ferrari was one of those cars you can drive right into the water."

"Don't worry," says Phillip, "I can afford another one."
Phillip is totally soused and Melanie figures she should take him home. He wants to stay but she says she knows this whole thing is about Stephanie. "You should know something," says Phillip.

Melanie says, "Well, there's a first time for everything."

Mia tells Nicole about Chad, "Chad isn't like Will. He never stops until he gets what he wants. Including me.

Nicole is deadly serious, "I want to know everything about this boy. Let's start with the basics... boxers or briefs? "

"What's the point," whines Mia, "What can you do?"

"I can fix this."

Kate tells Bo and Hope the affair has ended. Then she gets on Maggie for yapping. Maggie reminds her she heard the threat, but Kate defends Daniel. Chris steps in and tells them Daniel made everyone wait while he talked to Chloe and when he got back inside Chloe looked awful. Kate goes over the top defending Daniel.

Back at the hospital, Daniel comforts Chloe. Chloe says, "My head is spinning."

"That's a good thing," says Daniel, "I didn't know your head was capable of doing anything." Daniel vows to keep a close eye on her and asks if she was eating or drinking before the taping. She says she ate some of the brownies in Maggie's kitchen. Doom and destruction music plays in the background.

Bo makes a decision, "I'm going down to the lab and check out the brownies."

"Aren't they a little young for you," asks Maggie. Kate tells him Daniel has quit the show and will leave town. Bo huffs.

Daniel instructs the nurse to call Bo and tell him he suspects they are dealing with an ingested substance.

Suddenly, Chloe starts rattling around in her bed like a poor imitation of the schlocky acting in Exorcist XXVII.

Phillip rants about Stephanie not being able to deal with who he is, "Part of me will always love her. Unfortunately, those are my fake parts, so I'm moving on."

Melanie gasps, "Are you saying... we..."

Phillip slurs, "You tell me."

Chloe rattles like a jackhammer on steroids. Finally she calms down and mumbles. Daniel tells her she had a seizure and instructs her to get some sleep. Her machine goes berserk as her blood pressure drops. SuperDan goes into action. Maxine calls out her BP numbers, "She's gonna code!"

Daniel screams, "No she's not! She will not code. I won't lose her."

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Bo decides to get CSI Salem over to Daniel's apartment toot sweet. He leaves. Hope gets a call and says she has to go to the hospital. She leaves. Kate huffs, then she turns away and smirks like the Cheshire Cat.

Chloe's blood pressure continues to drop. Daniel continues to call her name.

Mia sits on the park bench and types her journal into her laptop. Will finds her and asks what's going on.

Chad jogs past Nicole and she calls out to him. He stops, "Who are you."

"I'm your worst nightmare come to life."

Nathan comes back to the pub and Arianna tells him Melanie left with Phillip.

Melanie thinks she should take Phillip home. She tells him she's not going to stand around and be his rebound girl. Phillip is ready for action. Closer... closer... kiss.

Chloe's BP starts to rise. Things are looking up until Lexie comes into the room. Just Lexie's presence kills off most patients. She tells Daniel, "I have news that changes everything."

The cops search Daniel's apartment. Bo calls for a warrant. One of the cops asks him, "Aren't you supposed to have a warrant BEFORE you enter someone's home?"

Bo snarles, "Are you wasting valuable time reading the constitution again?"


A guy with a CSI jacket comes up and hands Bo a baggie with something in it. "What is it," asks Bo.

"It's a baggie with something in it," says the CSI guy.

Bo reads the label, "Leukocystine. Hmmm... Luke O. Sistine. I think that's the guy they named that chapel for in Rome."

Nicole and Chad talk. She tells him he is the reason Mia was doing drugs, "Do you think your mom would get her appointment to the federal bench if this came out?"

Chad gasps, "How do you know about that?"

"Never mind how I know," says Nicole, "You will stop bothering Mia and shut up about her life, or you'll go to that military academy at the bottom of Alabama." Nicole grins at him.

Mia tells Will there is nothing going on. Will digs and Mia tells him she's upset, "You've been so good to me. You deserve to know everything. And I'll even act like I'm going to tell you everything, but there's not a snowball's chance in hell I actually will."

Melanie pulls away. Phillip apologizes for being inconsiderate and forward. Melanie is skeptical, "Do you really mean it?"

"You know I don't," he slurs. He slams her onto the table and goes for the gold.

Bo is on the phone with Hope telling her about Luke O. Sistine.

Kate and Maggie stand by the nurses' station. Kate tells Maggie she is baffled by this. Maggie wonders why Daniel would hurt Chloe. Kate says, "When a person gets really angry you never what he will do."

Lexie tells Daniel they found leukocystine. Daniel gasps and orders the proper protocol. Lexie tells him the police are involved. Daniel says, "They should be under the circumstances."

Outside, Hope tells Kate and Maggie the police may have found damning evidence in Daniel's apartment, "From now on he has to be treated as a suspect."

Inside, Lexie watches as Daniel administers some sort of Anti-Luke O. Sistine drug, "Come on... Come on..."

We pan in on Chloe. She wakes for an instant, "Daniel, I can't be with you until this dizziness goes away."

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9 Comments:

Anonymous Berg said...

Not that I care what a lumi I mean, any Anon posts but I actually thought the show sounded quite dramatic and good enough that I may actually watch in later today! I mean who can't love a drunk Phillip! Chris is always fun too! For the record, this has to be one of the worst setups on record. Not that Dr. Copafeel drives me nuts, but you would think that even Hope would know something is amiss. How reliable is Maggie anyways?

Coffee spitting moment for me? Seeing Rafe fall off the ladder! Someone has a talent for Photoshop.

My huh moment, what was Will doing at the Mansion? Also, if you were a young just out of high school guy and some older chick starts to threaten you - wouldn't you be MORE curious that something was up? Just sayin'

Prevuze, a blog that keeps us happy (like happy pills) so we don't end up like Chloe.

4:12 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

I actually thought the show sounded quite dramatic and good enough that I may actually watch in later today!

Careful now, that sounds almost like a commitment. Don't forget, this is tomorrow's show unless you live in Canada. I know either way, waiting to see it will just be torture.

5:10 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Will decides to stay and talk to Nicole.

Now why would Will want to do that? He has already proven he’s a heck of a lot smarter than either one of his parents - I know, I know, that’s not saying much – and he is well aware that Nicole is Sami’s bitter enemy.

Chloe stops munching on Daniel and starts munching on the deadly brownies.

Once upon a time, I ended up in the emergency room with a case of hives so bad that my throat was constricting. Since this had never happened before, an allergic reaction was suspected so I was told to write down everything had I eaten. Chloe has already landed in the hospital twice with a mysterious illness and is now headed for her third hospital stay. At what point is the uber-fabulous Dr. Schtupp-A-Lot going to link Chloe’s illnesses to food provided by Kate?

"Look... I know I wasn't the person I should have been when Lucas and I were together... but, hey $5 mil is $5 mil."

Hmmm - $5 mil is a lot of money to blow through. I wonder if Nicole invested in Enron.

Nicole grabs her tummy, stares and breaks down.

Did Nicole get a batch of Kate’s poisoned brownies too?

"I want something specific. I want something real."

"If it's reality you want, you'll have to try another show," says Mia.

Truth, justice, and the Prevuze way!

Bo makes a decision, "I'm going down to the lab and check out the brownies."

"Aren't they a little young for you," asks Maggie.

That set up would have been perfect for Daniel. HAHAHAHA!!!!

"Leukocystine. Hmmm... Luke O. Sistine. I think that's the guy they named that chapel for in Rome."

Prevuze, the best history blog on the Internet!

Prevuze and Bulldog’s photos are great. When I looked at them, I had to laugh. First, I can’t believe Chloe didn’t figure out that the scarf belonged to Kate. The saturated purple was a perfect match for the outfit Kate was wearing. Exactly, where did the DOOL props people unearth the wooden ladder? If Rafe hadn’t fallen off of it, he could have fallen through it. DOOL – a soap with more holes than a wool sweater attacked by a legion of moths.

5:56 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Bo hangs up and tells the group, "Some crazy woman answered the phone…

How funny!!

Chad vows to find out what is going on and leaves.

No rehab center is going to give out names of patients to teenagers. And you, Mia, tell the guy it’s none of his freakin’ business. And hey, Chad, what’s it to you if she’s telling people she was in rehab? (Say, Leslie, I thought the same thing about Nicole sticking her nose in.) And by the way, you, DOOL writers, get a damn clue about how to write a decent storyline!!

Phillip and Melanie arrive at the Horton cabin. "I'm sorry," says Melanie, "I though a Ferrari was one of those cars you can drive right into the water."

Well, Mel, I was pretty much thinking the same thing. So let me get this straight. Phil is SO drunk YOU have to drive. So you drive to the ferry, wait around until the ferry comes, get all the way to the island and hike to the Horton cabin and NOW you think he’s so soused he should be at home?? Talk about lame set-ups.

Prevuze was so chock-full o’ goodies today. A few of the ones that made me go “WHOA, good one!”:

Bo makes a decision, "I'm going down to the lab and check out the brownies." "Aren't they a little young for you," asks Maggie

"Aren't you supposed to have a warrant BEFORE you enter someone's home?" Bo snarles, "Are you wasting valuable time reading the constitution again?"

Anti-Luke O. Sistine drug.

The picture of Rafe in mid-fall was fantastic. Loved the caption. Oh, Sami, while you’re at it, please bring a handful of the Percocet for the audience.

In the meantime, Prevuze, you are the Percocet that helps turn the pain of this show into belly laughs.

6:41 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

That is a great Rafe shot! I was so disappointed when we didn't actually get to view it and this is the next best thing. HAHAHA

My big HUH? moment was also Melanie driving Phil out to the island instead of directly to the mansion. Totally ridiculous.

And you know why nobody has any real sympath for Chloedan? Because neither one of them had the (blank) to just tell Kate where to go and stick to it. So just for that I'm hoping her plan succeeds.

Loved Luke O. Systine and "Daniel, I can't be with you until this dizziness goes away." Which, I'm ashamed to admit, took me a minute to get.

Prevuze - the best cheer up a gloomy day blog on the internet! :D

8:24 AM  
Anonymous I Challenge You To A DOOL said...

"uber-fabulous Dr. Schtupp-A-Lot" MADE MY DAY!!!

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Berg said...

Careful now, that sounds almost like a commitment. Don't forget, this is tomorrow's show unless you live in Canada. I know either way, waiting to see it will just be torture. Phew! Thanks for the warning, I forgot and was set to sit down to watch yesterday's Prevuze craptastic show instead of today's Prevuze (tomorrow's show) without my favorite stuffie and blankie to go night-night

Thanks for the reminder!

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Chloe banner is hilarious Bulldog.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://primetime.tv.yahoo.com/
The girl who plays Arianna is T.O.'s ex-girlfriend! I don't know how she would put up with his ego....

1:41 PM  

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