Thursday, February 05, 2009

Sex Kitten

Stephanie finds Phillip at Titan. They share small talk about Kayla. She says she's there just to see him. She gets all syrupy and says how thankful she is for last night. They reiterate that they are falling in lust love with each other.

Melanie wanders outside and flashes back to Phillip and Stephanie at the hospital talking about "what we were doing before we came to the hospital." She puts two-and-two together, "Who cares if they are doing it. I sure don't. I just care about shaking things up."

Victor and Brady are at the Kiriakis mansion. Victor asks, "So... I hear Melanie is getting squirrelly." Brady defends her and Victor gets all over him, "You've certainly known the kind of woman who would love to bring a man down."

Lucas finds Maggie in the hospital. Surprise! Surprise! Maggie wants to talk. Daniel watches and flashes back to the latest Inailedherfest he had with Chloe. Maggie says, "This isn't easy, Lucas, but it just simply has to be said."

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Daniel stares.

Lexie and EJ meet in the pub. She congratulates him for elevator baby. Lexie wants to see her. EJ isn't sure now is the best time to go over there and ogle.

Chloe wants to know what Nicole has done. "I did something wonderful," says Nicole.

Maggie says she thinks Lucas should get to know Chloe a little better before he leaps into marriage with her. Lucas says he doesn't need to do that, "Believe me, Chloe and I have no secrets. With her, it's all on the table."

"Right," says Maggie, "And the couch... and the floor... and the bed..."

Kate finds Daniel at the hospital, but sees Maggie and Lucas as she comes up to him. She makes a quick left and joins them.

Meanwhile Lucas continues to insist there are no secrets, "I've heard it all from Chloe."

"I don't think you have heard this," says Miss Busybody.

Nicole evades. Chloe figures this has something to do with Sami. Nicole says the baby has something to do with her.

Kate interrupts Maggie and Lucas before Maggie can deliver the coup de grâce. She reminds Lucas they're supposed to meet Chloe at Cheatin' Heart. Lucas says there is no way they can get there on time to meet her.

"That's OK," says Kate, "The bride to be will probably be late."

Daniel chimes in, "No. I don't think she's pregnant yet."

Kate runs over to Daniel and says she got bad news that could destroy Lucas' future with Chloe.

Melanie arrives at Titan and has a catty moment with Stephanie. She tells Phillip she's having second thoughts about placing the Alternative Fuels Project at Titan. She's worried about the lack of professionalism there, "Like... I walk in and instead of seeing the CEO hard at work, I see him with his little sex kitten."

EJ tells Lexie Sami may get out of the witless protection program soon, so he needs to go home and talk to Nicole about that. He says he wishes Sami the best but nothing more. His life is now with Nicole and his daughter. Lexie brings up the dreaded M-word. EJ breaks out in a sweat.

Nicole bobs and weaves as she tries to explain to Chloe what's going on without explaining what's going on. Chloe is supportive, "If you ever need any help I'm (say it with her) always here for you."

Nicole tells Chloe, "I need one last favor and then everything will be perfect for EJ and me."

A nurse calls Kate for blood work as she and Daniel talk about Chloe and second thoughts.

Loserclueless assures Maggie everything is OK between him and Chloe. He leaves. Maggie stares at Dr. Bumpandrun

Chloe says EJ and Sami are old news. Nicole says if EJ finds out she kept her secret from him everything she has built will disappear. "My lips are sealed," says Chloe.

"You might want to try a little of that sealant on your knees, too," says Nicole. She tells Chloe the situation with Daniel is in her hands, "All you have to do is decide." Chloe scoots.

Phillip lectures Melanie about decorum in the office and insists Stephanie isn't his sex kitten. He tries a different tact. He says he doesn't want to argue, and wants to straighten things out. Melanie sees through that, "You are such a player. Don't con a conner." He accuses her of being jealous of Stephanie. She, of course, denies it and tells him she's through with Titan.

"I can stop you," says Phillip.

"And you will lose," says Melanie.

"The loser here," says Phillip, "That would be you."

A gal in the audience turns to her friend, "This dialog just sends chills up my spine."

Her friend says, "It's sending something up my esophagus."


Victor and Brady discuss women. They also discuss Chloe and Nicole. "I know the DiMeras are tying to steal the Alternative Fuels Project," says Victor, "But at least for now they're stuck with that conniving little bitch."

Chloe shows up at the free buffet known as Daniel's apartment. Daniel tells her he knows that Maggie knows about their little affair, "I know Maggie wants me to break it off."

"That seems a little harsh," says Chloe, "Wouldn't it be enough just to..."

Daniel interrupts, "We did that censored link yesterday."


Melanie talks about her bank of lawyers and what they can do to Titan. Phillip counters by saying he knows for a fact nothing has been solidified with the DiMeras. Melanie takes out her phone and calls EJ. She tells him she's going to go with him on the Alternative Fuels Project as Phillip listens.

Nicole holds Sydney. Brady walks in.

Stephanie meets Maggie at the hospital and tells her Kayla is dong great. Maggie asks how things are with Phillip, just like it's actually her business. Blushing Stephanie says her life is really good right now. Maggie asks if Melanie is causing problems with her and Phillip just like it's actually her business. Stephanie claims not.

EJ tells Melanie this is the second best piece of news he's gotten today. "What a difference a day makes," says Melanie.

"Well," says EJ, "I really do have to go."

"I'll have to check my calendar about that and get back with you," says Melanie.

"Huh-What?" Confused EJ says he'll be in touch and hangs up.

Melanie talks into the dead phone, "We'll get together to iron out the details." She hangs up.

Phillip is ready to explode, "It's not gonna happen, Melanie."

Brady sees Sydney in her crib and figures Nicole talked Mia into giving her the kid. Sherlock Holmes had nothin' on this guy. Nicole tells him that's how it happened and wants his support. Brady thinks she's handling it all badly. "I won," whines Nicole, "Don't I at least get a smile? I'm a mother."

"You got that right," says Brady, "Your nightmare is just beginning."

Chloe lectures Daniel, "This has to be over. It's done!" As we have learned, this is Chloe's idea of foreplay.

Phillip bats his eyes at Melanie, gets in her face and tells her this won't work. She tells him he can't turn on the charm and make her putty in his hands. Phillip asks, "So because I chose Stephanie you're gonna walk away? Pretty childish. You will never get between Stephanie and me."

Brady insists what Nicole has done is illegal. "Give it up," screeches Nicole, "You are like a dog with a bone."

"No," says Brady, "I'm a bonehead with a dog. Consider the possibilities."

EJ walks into the room, "What possibilities?"

Brady says, "The possibility that someone would walk into the room at a critical moment like this."

"On this show," says EJ, "The odds of that happening are nearly 100%."


Kate meets Lucas at the Cheatin' Heart. Chloe is missing in action.

Speaking of action, Chloe insists her affair with Daniel's is done. Daniel moves in and works her, "I won't walk away."

"Then I have to make the decision for both of us," says Chloe, "It's over!" He shushes her. Suddenly, Chloe wins the Danley Cup. In case you didn't know, that's the big prize in tonsil hockey.

Victor stumbles onto Melanie and Phillip. She tells him he's through with Titan. Victor turns to Phillip, "You fired her?"

"No," says Melanie, "I fired him. Chow." She toddles off.

EJ wonders what's up with Brady being there. Nicole says they were arguing about vaccinations for Sydney. Brady says he just happened to stop by. EJ remains suspicious. Brady decides he should go. EJ follows, "You know you've practically ruined one of the happiest Days Of Our Lives." Nicole separates them and assures EJ they are just friends. EJ ain't buyin' what she's sellin'. Sydney cries and Nicole goes off to check on her. She turns back and watches as EJ says he wants answers.

Kate and Lucas sit at their table at the Cheatin' Heart. Kate goes through her calendar, "I think May is better than June."

Lucas asks, "Are you talking about months for having the wedding or the new girls who are working for your escort service?"

Daniel and Chloe romp.

Victor can't believe Melanie called EJ right in front of Phillip. Phillip insists he won't let her walk away from the contract, I warned you. Now she has to be dealt with."

"Harshly," growls Victor, "Understood?"

"Understood," says Phillip, "Titan will keep the project and I will bury Melanie." Stephanie eavesdrops.

EJ doesn't want any more lies. Brady doesn't want any more accusations. They hear Nicole screaming and run toward the rumpus room.

"NO! MY BABY! SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MY BABY!"


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9 Comments:

Anonymous Berg said...

This simply has to be said....writers, get a freakin clue! Thanks again Prevuze, this show has not limits in how dreadful the writing is. I can see how Prevuze just about practically writes itself.

3:41 AM  
Anonymous Belinda Little said...

Phil's gonna bury Melanie?

Why do I think he's gonna end up getting buried IN her instead. :D

5:23 AM  
Blogger Klaus said...

"You've certainly known the kind of woman who would love to bring a man down."
So Kate has swapped minds with Victor? Is there no woman charming enough to grace the halls of Kiriakis manor?

"Like... I walk in and instead of seeing the CEO hard at work, I see him with his little sex kitten."
For once she isn't exaggerating to sell her point.

"But at least for now they're stuck with that conniving little bitch."
Oh how I wish he would do something else other than harping on Chloe and Nicole. Hopefully this 'war' with Stefano with reroute how he spends his time.

EJ walks into the room, "What possibilities?"
This is another boggling thing. Does anyone just walk in and say "Hi, guys. What's going on?" or something equivalent. They just walk in and demand inclusion into a conversation that doesn't involve them. Especially that 'Who were you talking to?' before the person even got a breather. My mini rant for the week.

EJ remains suspicious. Brady decides he should go. EJ follows, "You know you've practically ruined one of the happiest Days Of Our Lives."
My, how childish.

She turns back and watches as EJ says he wants answers.
"You know you're not to entertain company whist I'm away sweetheart." lol @ Nicole for not being able to have friends.

"Harshly," growls Victor, "Understood?"
What? Are they going to kill her? Whatever harm they cause to is going to make Max go into frenzy which in turn will make the Brady's upset with them. Well whatev's, lets see how mature businessmen deal with a petulant teenage girl.

5:35 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

They reiterate that they are falling in lust love with each other.

There’s an awful lot of that going on in Salem. Silly me but I’m still amazed at the speed in which these horribly mismatched couples are swearing undying love for each other. Daniel and Chloe slide from one “meaningful” relationship to another as quickly as they can drop their drawers. EJ moves on from the “love of his life” to the easiest lay in Salem and gets all mushy about it. After a little elevator tryst with Chloe, Lucas thinks she is “the house with a picket fence” material. DOOL has chosen to go with the rompum stompum youngsters and move away from the libido challenged veterans. What, so they can ramp up the soft porn? Apparently, they have decided they need to attract 12 and 13 year old male viewers. Who needs Dad’s “Playboy” when it’s easier to watch Mom’s DOOL?

Victor asks, "So... I hear Melanie is getting squirrelly."

Yep, she’s nuttier than a Dairy Queen Peanut Buster Parfait.

Daniel watches and flashes back to the latest Inailedherfest he had with Chloe.

Inailedherfest…now if that isn’t a five-star word for the Prevuze lexicon, I don’t know what is.

A gal in the audience turns to her friend, "This dialog just sends chills up my spine."

Her friend says, "It's sending something up my esophagus."


…and we all thought we were suffering from gastro esophageal reflux disease. The sale of Prilosec OC is sure to tumble.

"I won," whines Nicole, "Don't I at least get a smile? I'm a mother."

"You got that right," says Brady, "Your nightmare is just beginning."


Good, she can join the rest of us watching this nightmare of a storyline.

Chloe wins the Danley Cup. In case you didn't know, that's the big prize in tonsil hockey.

Prevuze, the best sport blog on the Internet!!!


"NO! MY BABY! SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MY BABY!"

Is this why the writers dropped that ever so subtle clue by revealing Nicole’s blood type?

Kudos to Bulldog for the hilarious photo of Illinois’ favorite impeached governor. It just goes to show you that Salem is in Illinois. Prevuze that empty stage says it all.

5:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How appropriate....Kate and Lucas are waiting for Chloe to discuss wedding plans at The CHEATING Heart. Love it.

5:52 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

I can see how Prevuze just about practically writes itself.

Shhhhh... That's my little secret.

6:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd love to see EJ get all paranoid and "Gaslight" Nicole. Then she'd experience some of the psychological distress she's caused so many other people.

6:41 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Bulldog - Blagoevich - Bo. Who knew? LOL

Loved the pictures of Maggie and the remaining cast members.

My favorite prevuisms today:

A gal in the audience turns to her friend, "This dialog just sends chills up my spine." Her friend says, "It's sending something up my esophagus."

"That seems a little harsh," says Chloe, "Wouldn't it be enough just to..." Daniel interrupts, "We did that censored link yesterday."


Kudos to Prevuze for another great recap of a lousy show.

7:34 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Is Brady related to Maggie? He obviously inherited the buttinsky gene from her. He adamantly washed his hands of Nicole the other day so why not stick to it and stay away from her??

The fuel project Kiriakis/DiMera rivalry story did have possibilities in the beginning. And as usual the writers turned it into stupidity.

At least we didn't have to suffer through Bo's-in-Hope's-doghouse today.

I LOL over the Kayla picture (I need to have the same "procedure" done) and loved the "Danley cup". Thanks, Prev!

8:03 AM  

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