Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Sister Mary Slut

Daniel stands at the open door of the Horton cabin and tells Lucas he's there to talk about Chloe.

Chloe slips up and tells Nicole about Sami's pregnancy.

Nicole gasps, "Lucas is the father right?"

Sleazo and Rafe tumble back and forth across the safehouse floor. The gun flies. Sleazo gets it, "You're gonna die but not right away. First you will tell me where that blonde bitch is."

Sami worries because Rafe has been gone so long. Her baby is due and she doesn't know what she will do when it comes.

"Judging by your history," says Sister Teresa, "You'll send it to Europe, pawn it off on another woman or give it to an ex-husband."

John lies unconscious on the floor. Marlena calls for adrenaline. Brady steps up with a syringe, "Here, I think this is adrenaline."

"Close enough," says Marlena. She grabs the hypo, stretches her arm halfway to the ceiling and...

PLUNGE!

Ouch! Right in the eyeball.

Lucas invites Daniel in. Daniel says, "Chloe is going through something and she is covering it up."

Luclueless asks what he asks so often, "What are you trying to tell me?"

Nicole rants, "That overly fertile bitch! And Lucas! He must've known all this time. OMG, does she want him back? Is Lucas leaving you for that cow? It's bad enough he can't keep it in his pants. Can he at least use protection?"

"Oh," says Chloe, "So you've discovered protection since your elevator escapade? How nice."

Nicole blabbers on, "So anyway, even though Lucas is stupid and without self discipline, you still love him and I know this hurts."

Chloe finally gets a word in, "LUCAS IS NOT THE BABY'S FATHER!"

"He's lying to you," says Nicole, "Who else could it be?"

"EJ. EJ is the baby's father."

Hell hath no fury, "I'll KILL HER!"

Bo works on John as Marlena begs him to suck it up and come back to life once again. This guy has died more times than a 1986 Yugo with a leaky fuel pump. Charlotte taunts. Hope hauls her out. Marlena tells Brady to go after them and find out what was in the syringe.

Daniel says Chloe is stressed. He stumbles around and avoids Lucas' questions.

Nicole is stunned. She decides Sami has to be lying. Nicole asks how long Chloe has known. Chloe tells her she knew before Sami went into the witless protection program but she didn't tell Nicole because she seemed so happy. Nutty Nicole nukes. She vows not to let Sami ruin things for her and EJ.

Sister Teresa wants to know why Sami is so frightened, "Why don't you start by telling me who you really are?"

Sleazo points the gun at Rafe's temple, "Sami Brady... where is she?"

"Never heard of her," says Rafe.

Sleazo taunts, "You wanna play games with me? You know, Hilda played games with me and she's pretty dead now."

"Hilda was a Fed," says Rafe, "You're gonna get the needle."

"Not if I don't get caught," says Sleazo, "So, where is she?"

Rafe continues to deny that he knows, "So, are you gonna shoot me now or are you gonna mess around until I have to endure another episode of DOOL? "

"I'm not going to shoot you," says Sleazo, "Eventually, you will talk."

Speaking of talking, Sami comes clean with sister Teresa. She tells her who Rafe is and that she's in the witless protection program. She also tells sister Teresa she doesn't hate the baby's father, but it's his family she fears. She tells her about the weird house Johnnie lives in, "The grandfather is pure evil."

"My organization takes evil very seriously," says Sister Teresa. Sami begs her to hide her baby.

Bo and Marlena work on John. John gurgles. Bo huffs. Marlena falls apart.

Lucas says his fight with Chloe is none of Daniel's damn business. He gets a call. He says he has to go pick up Allie and asks what Daniel has to tell him.

Chloe tells Nicole Sami is hiding in a convent. "A convent," shrieks Nicole, "Haven't they noticed Sister Mary Slut is about to pop out a baby? Sami have something in common. Neither of us wants to tell EJ about the baby. So, do you know the name of the convent?"

Chloe asks, "Why?"

Nicole says, "Oh, I was just hoping we could get that little piece of information to the guy that's trying to kill her."

Sami tells the sister ditching the kid at the convent is only a temporary solution. She believes EJ loves Johnnie, but the grandfather loves hurting people. She thinks she has lost Johnnie to that family but can't let that happen to this baby. Sami turns on the tears, "Please take my baby."

Prevuze

They wheel John into the emergency room. Brady rages. Mommy pulls him aside to try to calm him down. "I saw him when he was watching that video," says Brady, "He loves you so much."

"Of course he does," says Marlena, "What's not to love?"

Dr. Kayla bends over, "John! What did Charlotte do to you?"

John looks up, "You're the doctor. Isn't it your job to find out?"

Bo tells Charlotte they're going to the station to talk. She wants to know if John's alive. Bo asks, "You're supposed to be a doctor – whatever happened to 'First, do no harm?'"

Charlotte says, "You're supposed to be a police officer, whatever happened to 'First, don't screw up?'" She tells Bo and Marlena, "John will never be the same as he was."

Marlena asks, "You mean the same as he was before today or the same as he was before he lost his mind or the same as he was before when he was Roman or the same as he was..." Bo hauls Charlotte out.

Hope zones, "John, don't let the crazy lady win."

Kayla walks up to Marlena, "John has had an... episode. It's like a stroke."

"He had muscle relaxant injected," says Marlena, "How did you figure out it's like having a stroke?"

"I went to WebMD," says Kayla.

Marlena tells Kayla about the tape, "He remembered things. He remembered me and Charlotte kept that from him. If we could only get him to access those memories when he's awake."

Brady comes out of John's room, "I think he has done that."

Lucas tells Daniel Allie has a tape of Chloe singing which puts her to sleep. "Chloe performing would put anyone to sleep," says Daniel, "But I didn't realize Chloe and Allie were that close."

"They are," says Lucas, "They're very close. In fact, their mental ages aren't just close, they're almost exactly the same."

Suddenly, Daniel realizes this really is none of his business. Luclueless doesn't understand why Daniel is so focused on Chloe. He tells Daniel he doesn't have to worry and can go home. Daniel apologizes for bothering him and starts to leave. Lucas stops him and totally comes out of left field as he asks Daniel if he should tell Chloe not to go to Vancouver.

"I thought you said this was none of my business," says Daniel.

"My mind can only hold one thought at a time," says Lucas, "And that's a stretch."


"Chloe just has to figure things out for herself," says Daniel.

"That's a stretch, too," says Lucas.

Nicole says her little death threat was just wishful thinking, "Sami isn't even here and she's still tearing my life apart." Nicole doesn't believe Sami is trying to hide the baby from EJ, "Once she has that baby Sami has a bargaining chip. Please don't tell Lucas you told me this."

"Sure," says Chloe, "There are a lot of things I'm not telling Lucas these days. What will you do?"

Nicole isn't sure what she will do. She suggests Chloe go home to Lucas, "I'm sure he's much better company than I am."

"Not really," says Chloe, "But my Chia Plant is better company than both of you." Chloe leaves and Nicole looks up the address of the convent.

Brady says he showed John the tape again while he was in the room and when it got to the part where he remembered seeing Marlena he squeezed his hand and said, "See light."

Marlena panics and runs into John's room, "John, it's me. You gave me a hell of a scare. Wasn't the first time. Better not be the last. I need to reach you. We can do that through our memories."

Flashback to memories... I don't know what they're saying since the early memories of John and Marlena go back to a time before there were talkies.

Marlena asks, "John, do you remember?" She gives him a reassuring smile.

Chloe shows up at Daniel's apartment. She comes in and tells him she fought with Lucas. Daniel tells her he knows because he went to see Lucas, "But I didn't tell him about us. I didn't tell him because Allie needs you. Both Allie and I love you. And when you love someone you don't destroy their life."

Chloe gasps, "You mean it's over?"

Sister Teresa says, "My child, you need to think about this and pray."

"Oh, right," growls God, "Dump her in my lap."

Suddenly, Sami notices she lost her medal.

Sleazo dangles the medal in Rafe's face and threatens to eliminate members of Sami's family one by one if he doesn't blab.

Rafe chuckles, "If you only knew. She's right under your thumb."

Sleazo drools and contemplates his thumb. Rafe attacks and it's another safehouse donnybrook.

Kayla announces that they have identified the potion Charlotte injected into John, "Unfortunately, there is nothing we can do."

"There is nothing we can do," repeats Brady, "That's exactly what they have carved in stone above the entrance to this hospital."

Flashbacks... flashbacks... flashbacks...

Suddenly, John quivers. Marlena calls, "KAYLA!" Kayla rushes in and barks orders. John goes back to his catatonic state. "Thank God you were here," says Marlena, "I thought he was about to come out of it."

Lucas tiptoes out of Allie's room, "Come on Chloe where are you."

Daniel tells Chloe this is what is best. Chloe asks, "So what do we do now?"

Daniel suggests, "One for the road?"

Oh, yeah. Chloe attacks.

Marlena leans in and takes advantage of John while he's unconscious. More flashbacks...

Suddenly, John's eyes pop open. Marlena gasps, "John, what is it?"

"I-I-I... r-r-remember."

"Whimper."

Rafe and Sleazo continue to fight. Sleazo pins him.

Sami prays and tells God she needs his help. Nicole comes in and watches.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Leslie said...

Her baby is due and she doesn't know what she will do when it comes.

"Judging by your history," says Sister Teresa, "You'll send it to Europe, pawn it off on another woman or give it to an ex-husband."


Alas, Sami will never win a Mother of the Year award.

Is Lucas leaving you for that cow? It's bad enough he can't keep it in his pants. Can he at least use protection?"

"Oh," says Chloe, "So you've discovered protection since your elevator escapade? How nice."


Along with “slam hog”, Nicole is the first dictionary definition of “hypocrite”.

Bo and Marlena work on John. John gurgles. Bo huffs. Marlena falls apart.

This really sounds like must see TV.

Nutty Nicole nukes.

Prevuze gets an A+ in alliteration.

She thinks she has lost Johnnie to that family but can't let that happen to this baby.

The whole premise that Sami is afraid that she will lose her children to the DiMera family is dumb and suggesting a nun would be reinforcing her fears is even dumber. If it comes down to a legal battle, courts tend to award custody of the children to the mother with visitation rights to the father. Sami is hardly an unfit mother anymore than EJ is an unfit father. They might be half wits but that doesn’t mean they wouldn’t be able to provide a loving and safe environment in which to raise their children. Sami just needs to instill into her children much higher moral standards than she possesses to combat the negative DiMera influence.

She tells Bo and Marlena, "John will never be the same as he was."

Marlena asks, "You mean the same as he was before today or the same as he was before he lost his mind or the same as he was before when he was Roman or the same as he was..." Bo hauls Charlotte out.


Love it, love it, love it!!!!!

Witless protection program…damn straight Prevuze!!! Sleazo is finally threatening Sami’s children. Johnny and Allie spend so much time at relatives’ homes that it would take weeks before their fathers even realized they were missing. All the photos and captions are terrific, and the censored link certainly gives new meaning to Wednesdays!!!

7:08 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

"Here, I think this is adrenaline."

"Close enough," says Marlena.


OMG! That was close. I was centimeters from having a drink in my mouth when I read that one.

This guy has died more times than a 1986 Yugo with a leaky fuel pump.

Or more times than viewers’ hopes of a decent writing staff for this show.

She thinks she has lost Johnnie to that family but can't let that happen to this baby.

Well, only because she abandoned Johnnie there and hid out so she wouldn’t have to tell EJ about her pregnancy!

Dr. Kayla bends over, "John! What did Charlotte do to you?” John looks up, "You're the doctor. Isn't it your job to find out?"

Poor John, he must be in bad shape if he expects anything from the crack doctors in Salem.

Flashback to memories... I don't know what they're saying since the early memories of John and Marlena go back to a time before there were talkies. ROFLMAO

Loved the photos. I wonder what the pervs, googling the word "slut", will think when they get a hit on this episode of our favorite soap. LOLOL

Thanks Prevuze.

7:21 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Did they show Lucas blabbing Sami's whereabouts to Chloe? What an idiot!! That's one step below telling Maggie or Hope.

I wonder if Nicole gets Sami's baby if Mia will then start blackmailing Nicole about her secret or we'll just never see her again.

In the office or not, I couldn't help but LOL over "There is nothing we can do," repeats Brady, "That's exactly what they have carved in stone above the entrance to this hospital". I think it's similar to "There's no case we can solve" carved above the door to the Salem PD. HAHAHA

I also loved "OUCH! Right in the eyeball."

And any day there's a censored link it's automatically going to be a good day. Thanks, Prevuze!

8:16 AM  
Blogger Klaus said...

Leslie, nobody can battle the moral influence of the DiMera's. They are supposedly the devil incarnates.

Actually, I never knew Lexie was a villain.

"My organization takes evil very seriously,"
haha, it sounds like she's speaking to an overwrought child.

"You're supposed to be a doctor – whatever happened to 'First, do no harm?'"
Where were these morals when Marlena stuck Stefano?

...threatens to eliminate members of Sami's family one by one if he doesn't blab.
Ah, now this has taken a turn of the ridiculous. He's going to kill off random Brady's to get at one woman!?

Nicole comes in and watches.
Wowzers. Nicole tracked her down... like in a hour and sleazo has been looking for weeks. Somebody is getting a poor performance review.

8:25 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Wowzers. Nicole tracked her down... like in a hour and sleazo has been looking for weeks.

Klaus, Nicole has the advantage of having a gossipy and easy BFF in Chloe. If Sleazo had met Chloe, he could have tracked down Sami long ago and gotten a romp too.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Berg said...

Did Sami just give up on Johnnie? I am so lost! She likes EJ - doesn't like EJ I am confused.

UGH to Nichole. Why isn't Nicole mad that Chloe has neglected to tell her this tidbit of info back when she found out. And Lucas couldn't keep a secret if his life depended on it. Back to zzzzzzzzzzzz

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Betyar said...

Here comes Luclueless...Why the heck would Lucas open his bfm to blab about Sami being at the convent? and to Chloe of all people? He knows they can't stand each other! And then he tells Chloe he can't go away with her because Sami's in danger? WTF?This is just ridiculous! He says Sami's in danger but he divulges her location??? Lucas is really CLUELESS!

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Men in Black want Lucas' GUY card back? Does that mean he is from another planet? Actually that would so explain so much.

LOL

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know John died last year, but I don't recall him dying before that. Did I miss some deaths?

6:38 AM  

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