Monday, June 30, 2008

The Poster Guy For Bad Boys

Chelsea and Caroline prepare to go to the party. Caroline gets sentimental about DMB*. She decides to go to the cemetery and put a flag on his grave. Morgan finds Chelsea and thanks her for letting her stay over. Morgan gets sentimental about her dad and the 4th of July. Chelsea says she has to get her mind off her dad and come to the Brady-Horton party.

(*Dead Man Brady)

EJ comes in and finds Lucas wandering around. "Have you seen Samanther," asks EJ. Lucas tells him she's at Bo and Hope's BBQ. EJ says he will let her know Lucas is sorry she couldn't join.

"Hold it, big boy," says Lucas, "I don't think you're going anywhere."

Bo arrives home and tells Hope about the things they found in Morgan's luggage. He says they found a letter to Morgan, "We didn't read it but will be there when she does."

They go into a smooch-fest as Doug and Julie arrive. Jugs and Doolie are dressed as Betsy Ross and Uncle Sam. When they get kinky, they don't go halfway. Doug laughs and turns to Julie, "And you thought the only fireworks you'd see tonight would be up in the sky."

"I knew they wouldn't come from you," says Julie.

"Excuse me," says EJ, "Did you just tell me I can't go to the Brady-Horton 4th of July party?"

"You can do whatever you want," says Lucas, "But Sami didn't invite you." EJ reminds him he's family because of his son. Lucas says he won't be married to Sami for long and warns him if he shows up he'll make Sami angry. Lucas tries reverse psychology, "OK, go ahead, go if you want to."

EJ bites, "You'd like that, wouldn't you?"

Doug and Julie tell Bo and Hope they got off their cruise and hopped a plane. They will join the cruise at the next stop. The conversation degenerates into talking about the greenification of Bo and Hope's house. Bo has installed solar panels and all kinds of other green-gumbo around the place and Doug and Julie are so proud.

"Our electric bill was pushing $350 a month," says Bo, "and now we don't have one. And installing the panels only cost $65,000."

"I've never seen anyone so smart," says Doug.

"We're off the grid," says Bo.

"Is that anything like being off your rocker," asks Doug.

"We don't have to worry about blackouts," says Bo. Subtle.

"Just bankruptcy," says Doug.

"And my lawnmower is made out of sunflower seeds," says Bo.

Julie and Hope tire of the boy-banter. Julie offers to help. "I thought you'd never ask," says Hope, "I was afraid I was gong to have to watch Ciara." Doug goes to help Bo and tells him he gave everyone a scare. Bo wants Doug's advice about Chelsea's situation.

Morgan asks about Chelsea's date. Chelsea blushes, "Is there a better word than fabulous?"

"Nauseating," says Morgan. Morgan is jealous. She wishes she could find someone who would sweep her off her feet.

"Daniel says I sweep him off his feet," says Chelsea, "Because I’m shaped like a broom."

Phillip and Chloe are sitting together at a table across the room. Phillip wishes Chloe had kept her mouth shut. We miss some of the conversation until the applause dies down. Chloe says, "I just did it to try to help you, Phillip."

Phillip says, "Unfortunately, what you did only made things worse."

Lucas' reverse psychology has worked! EJ decides to stay with Lucas and have some fun. OMG! EJ has been outsmarted by Lucas who was outsmarted by Chloe! ALERT THE MEDIA! WE'VE DISCOVERED THE BOTTOM OF THE FOOD CHAIN! "I'm outta here," says Lucas. EJ asks him to stay.

Nicole comes in, "Lady liberty has arrived. Let's get this party started."

Julie and Hope talk. Hope tells her things are better than ever between her and Bo, "That pancreas operation has severely limited his ability to talk, but not do dishes." Julie has always known Bo and Hope were meant to be together, but it was Doug who was against it. Hope compares her situation with Doug to Chelsea's situation with Bo.

"That's funny," says Julie, "I never knew you donated a pancreas to him."

Bo tells Doug Chelsea is dating an older guy.

Chelsea says her dad isn't thrilled she is dating an older guy. She realizes she's trying to get Morgan to forget about her dad and then goes on and on talking about her own father. She assures Morgan her dad and Hope and the SPD are doing everything they can to find Paul, "There could be a perfectly logical explanation for that."

Morgan says, "Maybe he's never coming back."

Chloe says she knows Phillip had nothing to do with the fire and they need to find Morgan's dad and prove it. Phillip wonders if she's making this all up and tells her she should have told him what she was going to say. Chloe apologizes. Phillip brushes it off, "What's done is done."

Chloe asks, "Is that like saying the past is in the past?"

Chelsea encourages Morgan to come to the party. Caroline gets back and says Roman is coming to help. Caroline walks off and Morgan says she feels bad for Chelsea's grandma. "There is an upside," says Chelsea, "With DMB gone, she baked four less pies and only had to order half the beer." Chelsea goes to help Caroline.

Hope tells Julie about Daniel. Julie can't believe Hope has any concerns at all, "Daniel is a..." An angelic choir sings the Hallelujah Chorus as Julie utters the holy word... "DOCTOR!"

"An older doctor," says Hope, "Much older. Bo has issues with that."

"You'd think Bo would be more understanding," says Julie, "Doug had issues with you dating Bo."

"Yes," says Hope, "But Bo wasn't a..." An angelic choir sings the Hallelujah Chorus as Hope utters the holy word... "DOCTOR!"

Doug reminds Bo he thought he was the worst person to be dating Hope, "You were the poster guy for bad boys." Bo says he didn't much care what Doug or anyone else thought back then. Doug says everything he did back then made Hope angry. He implies Bo should back off. Doug has already checked Daniel out because he handled Bo's operation, "He's a..." An angelic choir sings the Hallelujah Chorus as Doug utters the holy word... "DOCTOR!"

"He's a flight risk," says Bo. Doug says these are the same kind of things people said about Julie and him.

EJ wonders what Nicole is doing there. Nicole says she heard John was having a private party and she decided to stop by and show her spirit. EJ reminds her she wasn't invited. She wonders if he was invited to Bo and Hope's party. EJ tells her he wasn't but had decided to go anyway until Lucas used reverse psychology on him.

"OMG," gasps Nicole, "You were outsmarted by Lucas who was outsmarted by Chloe?"

"I'm afraid so," says EJ, "I would have shot myself but I figured if I were that dumb I couldn't figure which way to point the gun."


EJ finds the bottle Nicole brought is nearly empty. Nicole says she had to do something to entertain herself on the way over. EJ pours her a drink and makes a toast, "If you get drunk enough, maybe I can outsmart you."

Nicole says, "You're smiling like something good happened so do tell."

EJ says, "You're probably the last person I ought to tell about it."

Julie says, "Doug behaved like any father worried about his daughter."

"Daddy didn't have anything to worry about," says Hope.

Julie gasps, "But he caught you two in bed together."

"I was with Bo," says Hope, "Like I said, he didn't have anything to worry about."


"Your father was a bit of a bad boy in the good old days," says Julie, "Too bad the good old days are long gone."

Doug says eventually he came to see how much Bo loved Hope and gave his blessing.

"Is that how you remember it," asks Bo, "I don't remember you being quite that forgiving."

Doug clarifies things, "I didn't kill you."

Bo thinks Daniel could make Chelsea happy but the age difference is the problem.

Julie works on Hope and Doug works on Bo. Both think Bo and Hope should back off. "You're not gaining a son-in law," says Doug, "You're losing a brat."

Phillip says he probably won't go to the BBQ. Chloe says, "But it's the social event of the year."

"The party on the Titanic was the social event of the year, too," says Phillip, "But that doesn't mean I would have wanted to be there."
Phillip decides he's going to stay there with Kate. He invites Chloe to get together later. She says she'd like that and excuses herself.

Phillip sees Morgan and goes over and finds her crying, "Have you heard anything about your father?"

"Blubber-blubber-no-blubber."

Phillip tries to reassure her, "It's going to be OK."

"SSSOOOOBBBBB!"

Nicole pries, "Why won't you tell me?"

EJ says, "I don't want to hear any of your lip about it."

"You know I will keep bugging you until you tell me," says Nicole, "And I'll know if you're lying just to get me to shut up. Try me."

"OK," says EJ, "I'll tell. Just as soon as I change for the party. See you."

Lucas comes in as Nicole pours another drink, "Help yourself. You're in love with Sami and considering that you might want to fall off the wagon. I don't understand, why the hell do you keep coming back for more?"

Lucas doesn't answer but the "L" on his forehead speaks for itself.

Roman arrives at the pub. He and Caroline have a giggle fest. Roman is going to miss the way DMB used to sample his and Bo's Brady burgers to decide which was best. Roman thinks it's too bad Lucas can't come to the party. Caroline hopes Sami won't bring EJ.

Phillip says he's got people looking for Paul, "My friends over at the Salem Grappling Hook Company."

Morgan wants to know, "What's the real reason you're looking for my father?"

"Now that he's spent all that time in the Salem River," says Phillip, "He's worth a fortune in mercury."

Julie is surprised Hope would giggle at the concept of true love. "Honestly," says Hope, "It's coming from Betsy Ross." Hope thinks Doug and Bo are talking about the same thing. They go to spy on the guys.

Bo says he realizes he's got to back off. "Think long and hard before you act," says Doug, "Hurt and angry daughters are not very big on forgiving and forgetting."

"That was pretty lame," says Bo, "But it's better than 'the past is in the past.'"

Phillip admits Paul isn't his favorite guy. He thinks he was working against him and his father. Morgan says his bags were checked but he never boarded the plane, "Why would he do that?"

"Maybe after he checked his bags, he found out he was flying on 'Touch This Guy' airlines."

Lucas says love is a foreign concept to Nicole. Romping, however, is not a foreign concept to her. She asks, "When you found EJ and Sami in the sack, did it hurt?"

Lucas claims it didn't, "We're working on it."

Nicole asks, "Is there anything that can make Sami truly happy?"

"I can," says Lucas, "I love her."

"I hope it works out," says Nicole, "I really do."

"If you mean that, thanks," says Lucas, "But I don't want your help."

Nicole thinks she and Lucas are a lot alike, "We're both romantics want to be loved, but not to be sober. If you give Sami your heart she will stomp on it."

Lucas says, "Not this time. He leaves.

Nicole twirls her drink, "I wish you all the luck in the world."

Fireworks spew across the sky. Doug thinks it's a bit early for them and figures it's just a test. Julie wants to know if he and Bo had the same discussion she and Hope has. Doug thinks it was the same topic. Julie says, "You were worse with Bo than he is being with Daniel."

"Wweeelllll Duuuhhhhh," says Doug, " Bo was not a rich, successful..." An angelic choir sings the Hallelujah Chorus as Doug utters the holy word... "DOCTOR!"

"Bo turned out to be the right guy," says Julie.

"That's right," says Doug, "Hope could always depend on him to take her back after the little tramp came crawling back from an affair. I hope he and Chelsea can work things out the way Hope and I did."

Bo tells Hope about the conversation with Doug and says he would find it hard to back off. Hope encourages him to cool it, "If my dad hadn't done that we wouldn't be flipping Brady burgers right now."

"I'll never forgive him," says Bo.

Nicole goes through things at John's desk. Rolf asks if she is looking for something in particular. "Mind your own business, Ralph," says Nicole, "Why don't you go out into the kitchen and bring me some caviar?"

EJ walks in, "Rolf, how about some crumbled eggs, Dijon and toast points?"

"Whatever happened to normal food," asks Rolf.

Nicole wants to know what's up with EJ, "You promised."

"Did I pinky swear," asks EJ.

"I will get this good news out of you," vows Nicole, "So.... ??"

EJ caves in, "Sami found out we are no longer married." The blood drains from Nicole's face.

Phillip tries to encourage Morgan. Morgan thinks none of this would have happened if Chloe hadn't said something. Phillip has to go but tells her to call if she needs anything. Hugs.

Chloe soaks it in. Once she has had enough, she breaks things off, "OK..."

Phillip makes excuses for the hug but Chloe doesn't buy it.

Roman arrives at the Brady party. He immediately gets on Bo about the Brady burgers and they make a beer bet based on who eats the most of Bo or Roman's burgers. "Damn is that beer gonna taste good," says Roman. Hope encourages Bo to build a better burger and wants to know what the big secret was at Chez Rouge. Bo says he can't tell. Hope pouts. Bo goes to flip his burgers.

EJ tells Nicole Sami overheard John saying he and Sami aren't married. Nicole wonders if Sami went ballistic.

"Of course," says EJ, "In the ensuing exchange..."

"You mean explosion."

EJ continues, "...she was forced to admit she has feelings for me. So I suppose I should be thanking you. Cheers."

Lucas stands outside the door and listens. Oh, God, Sami, how could you?"


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14 Comments:

Anonymous Mandy said...

Thanks for the great update!

4:44 AM  
Anonymous Meg said...

"OMG," gasps Nicole, "You were outsmarted by Lucas who was outsmarted by Chloe?"

Ahahahaha... that's pretty bad, EJ. Maybe Chloe can tutor you... d'oh.

4:50 AM  
Anonymous felis said...

poor lucas

5:11 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Chelsea and Caroline prepare to go to the party. Caroline gets sentimental about DMB*.

My goodness, right out of the starting gate, and I’m laughing out loud!!! I’ve got to hand it to you Prevuze. You are outstandingly demented!!!

"Hold it, big boy," says Lucas, "I don't think you're going anywhere."

EJ has an ankle bracelet, too?

"We don't have to worry about blackouts," says Bo. Subtle.

"Just bankruptcy," says Doug.

"And my lawnmower is made out of sunflower seeds," says Bo.


Prevuze is in overdrive!!!!

Chelsea blushes, "Is there a better word than fabulous?"

"Nauseating," says Morgan.


OK, I’ll stop but that one was just too good not to point out!!

EJ continues, "...she was forced to admit she has feelings for me. So I suppose I should be thanking you. Cheers."

…so this calls for a thank you romp in an elevator? Just readin’ the spoilers kids.

Prevuze must have had a fun and relaxing weekend because today’s Prevuze was really kick a@@!!! What will Prevuze do with the Wimbledon two-day hiatus? I can hardly to find out what it’s like to have a well-rested turbo charged Prevuze returning to the blog!!! Could it be anything like MacArthur and the Philippines? Hmmm, maybe that should be the Terminator.

5:50 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Could it be anything like MacArthur and the Philippines?

Uh... MacArthur eventually got fired. I guess I'll be OK unless Harry Truman reads Prevuze.

5:59 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Uh... MacArthur eventually got fired. I guess I'll be OK unless Harry Truman reads Prevuze.

Uh-oh. As much as the Lord and the heavenly angelic choir* make appearances, I was under the impression Prevuze is a big item "up there". You might be in trouble Prevuze. HAHAHAHAHA

*P.S. loved their appearances today! LOLOL

A couple of my favorite Prevuisms:
"Now that he's spent all that time in the Salem River," says Phillip, "He's worth a fortune in mercury."

and;

"Maybe after he checked his bags, he found out he was flying on 'Touch This Guy' airlines."

You know, I thought the S/L last summer was lame. But, darn! Looking at a long, LONG summer of Chan, not to mention Angry Max the Mouth, makes me nostalgic for the good ole days of the “Touch This Guy” airline.

Great observation about the cost of installing solar panels versus saving $350 a month on electricity. At that rate those panels will have paid for themselves in about 15 1/2 years!!

My HUH?! moment today:

Doug & Julie couldn't be bothered to come to Salem when their son-in-law and grand-daughter were at death's door, but they hop off their cruise and fly back just to attend the PARTY?? Puh-Leeze!

Thanks for the Monday morning boost, Prevuze.

6:41 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Other than EJ telling Nicole Sami knows he lied what else did they accomplish today? Nothing. Talk about a complete time-wasting rehashing episode.

It's a wonder they didn't talk poor Jawn into hosting the big bash just so Lucas could be a part of it. I wish they had - imagine Jawn's reaction to the whole motley crew being in his house? HAHAHAHA

Thank you for the Monday laughs to get us going. In fact, an angelic choir sings the Hallelujah Chorus as everyone utters the holy word... "PREVUZE!"

6:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to agree with Mike who posted on Saturday, the only thing even a little entertaining is the whole Jawn and the disk storyline. I zap right through everything else, sad, for what was once a great show, or at least one that kept me interested.

7:22 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

I wondered about that Bulldog.
If the Horton's are so big on family why didn't they arrange some way for Lucas to be there?

And where are Maggie and Neo-Mickey?
Patch and Kayla? Stephanie?
Lots of people missing for such a traditionally huge bash.

But then again it IS only the first day.


"Hold it, big boy," says Lucas, "I don't think you're going anywhere."


Whoa! Excuse me if that doesn't sound WAYYY too much like a line from a bad porn!!! Maybe prison changed Lucas more than we all thought! ROFLMAO!!

Bo installed solar panels? Yo DOOL writing staff, the 80's called, you're hopelessly out of date with that reference.

Solar panels are the most expensive, and least effective way to produce home energy.

Salem, as we have already established, is in Illinois.
We don't have enough days of full sun here to justify the use of solar energy. What we do have however is wind.
It would have made much more sense and cost less money if Bo would have installed a windmill/generator to go "off the grid".

And beyond that, ENOUGH ALREADY with the "green" references. It's getting old faster than a Kayla meltdown, or a Luejami (Lucas EJ Sami) argument.

Great Prevuze!! As always.

7:57 AM  
Anonymous victoria said...

That's what I really hate about this show. If they wanted EJ and Nicole to sleep together they should have done it before Sami admitted her feelings not after. It's bad enough that these people change sexual partners faster than I change my underwear but at least don't make it stupid sex. Why would EJ sleep with Nicole when he if finally getting what he wants, slowly but surely? He's waited this long why would he do it now.

8:20 AM  
Anonymous rotteneggs said...

Good question Victoria.
EJ remained celibate during his marriage to Sami. He remained faithful to her even though he knew she was sleeping with Lucas across the hall, he stayed true to her while she hissed and bitched at him every day and now, when what he wants is within his grasp, he strays?

Dena, this isn't the way to do whatever in the hell it is you're trying to do.

8:27 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

”Whoa! Excuse me if that doesn't sound WAYYY too much like a line from a bad porn!!! Maybe prison changed Lucas more than we all thought! ROFLMAO!!”

OK, Deb, this begs several questions. Just how much research in the porn area have you done, and is there such a thing as good porn? Enquiring minds need to know.

10:56 AM  
Blogger fwickafwee said...

excellent, Prevuze, again you outdid yourself! Thanks for the great start to my Monday.

1:26 PM  
Anonymous bohopefan said...

Always love the updates! Days is still keeping my attention after all these years :)

5:13 AM  

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