Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Ho’omaka Hou

Daniel twirls his 'fizzy.' He's not worried about the bar bill since they are drinking ginger ale. Chelsea says, "I can toss back a ton of ginger ale, as long as the women's room is close by."

Daniel tells her he's on call tonight, so liquor is out. He thinks things seem a little awkward between them even though they know each other so well. He makes a toast, "Ho’omaka Hou... That's Hawaiian for, 'Ho's make better dates.' " Apparently Ciara wasn't feeling well so Bo and Hope have left the building. Chelsea tells Daniel Bo likes him but he's hung up on the age thing.

"I'm not worried about it," says Daniel, "Bo's not that much older than me. How about you?"

"I'm not worried either."

"That is so hot," says Daniel. "You are so beautiful. What are the chances that I could make you smile just like that every day?"

"How could you do that," asks Chelsea.

"I have enough money to buy a Toys R Us franchise," says Daniel.


Nicole orders another. Trent doesn't want her to get drunk. Nicole reminds him he used to like it when she got drunk, "I was just your little sex toy." Trent wants to start over. Nicole doesn't.

Morgan insists Chloe is lying.

Marlena tells John the disc is the key to their future. John thinks it's stolen property. Lucas eavesdrops outside the door as Marlena tells John the disc contains his memories. Rolf denies he had anything to do with it. Marlena says, "I know you did this, Rolf. And now, I want you to undo it."

Rolf asks, "You mean dinner vaz zat bad?" He says the whole thing is preposterous. Marlena accuses him of lying. Lucas walks in and asks if the disc contains a map of John's brain. Marlena wants to know how long he has been listening.

"Not long," says Lucas, "I just had to come in because I couldn't stand the thought of everyone be me talking." John says he is weighing his options. Marlena insists she knows what is on the disc.

Lucas revs up the mouth, "How do we know they are John's memories on the disc?"

Marlena says, "Because they are teensy little brain waves. It almost looks like they are squinting." Rolf again denies everything. Marlena says he masterminded the whole operation.

John asks how she got the disc, "Or have you had it all along?"

Morgan thinks Chloe is covering for someone, but can't say for sure whom. Morgan thinks John did it. Roman says they don't have evidence but they do have an eyewitness, "That's the way we prefer it. The SPD doesn't know what to do with evidence, but we'll believe any Tom, Dick and Chloe that comes along."

Chelsea thinks her family is cool, but Kate is overprotective. She wants to talk about "us."

Nicole is having a hard time letting her guard down, "You're afraid I might get bombed and blurt out some incriminating scenario from your dark, murky past."

Paul's apparition hovers over the table, "His past can't be as dark and murky as my present."

Marlena remembers getting the disc and promising Phillip she wouldn't say where she got it. Phillip reminds her, "And I know you always do the right thing... except when you are a serial killer or demon-possessed."

John wants to know. He thinks she's protecting the criminal that robbed him, "The question is why would Phillip care?

"I never said it was him," says Marlena.

"Because you are protecting the enemy," snorts John.

"This isn't a game," she says, "This can give us a future."

Chloe insists she's telling the truth. She will sign an affidavit. Roman takes her to talk in private. She tells him she is sure she saw Paul.

Daniel says, "There is no 'us' at this point." If that's true, Chelsea wonders why they are out on a date. Daniel says they are just exploring the possibilities.

Trent claims he has nothing to hide. He tells her Max knows about him. Nicole asks, "What did he do when he found out – spit on you?" Trent says he cares about Max and her. Nicole says meeting Trent nearly ruined her life. He says it was ruined before he met her. If it weren't for him she would probably be dead.

Daniel gets a page. He says he has to get back to the hospital. "Rain check," says Chelsea.

"Rain or shine," says Daniel. He asks her to come with him. Chelsea follows.

Max wants Stephanie to stop trying to talk him out of going off the deep end. He says he is going to tell everyone Trent is a ruthless heartless bastard. Patch thinks that would be a mistake.

Chloe fabricates her tale for Roman. Morgan comes up and makes a scene. She says Chloe is doing this is because she was kissing Phillip. Phillip tries to calm Morgan down. Roman tells Morgan to leave. Morgan has the required meltdown before she goes. Phillip follows. Roman turns back to Chloe and shocks everyone by asking a pertinent question, "What was Paul wearing, Chloe?"

Lucas offers to help. John don' wan' no stinkin' help. Marlena wants to know what is in the lab that might help. Rolf thinks Marlena is vulnerable and is setting herself up for disappointment. John says nobody is doing anything with the disc until she reveals the source. Marlena says she can't break her word to her source and, by God, her word is as good as gold.

THIS JUST IN: GOLD MARKETS TUMBLE!

Daniel brings Chelsea into an empty patient room where they can be 'more comfortable.' Chelsea isn't sure about this, "I think I can still sense Grandma Kate's cooties in here."

Daniel says, "I'll be back really soon." As he starts to close the door, he asks, "How's dating a doctor so far?"

"It's not dull," she answers.

A gal in the audience stands up and shouts, "Yes it is!"

Max doesn't understand why Patch is telling him to back off, especially since Patch had the same type of experience with an abusive father. Patch says he knew his father but Max doesn't know his, "Get the truth. Make sure he is the monster you think he is. Then go berserk just like I would." Kayla jumps in and tells him to make sure before he does or says something he would regret.

Knowing Kayla always gives sound advice, Max tells her, "It's not like I was going to take his kidney or anything."

Chloe says she wasn't paying attention to Paul's clothes. She asks to get a glass of water. Roman goes for it while Chloe texts Lucas. Meanwhile, Roman calls the cop shop and puts out an APB on Paul.

Marlena wants to know if John isn't curious. "Mildly," says John. Marlena asks him to force Rolf to do this. Amidst Rolf's protests, John asks for arguments sake if he could do this, what might happen. He's not so sure he wants to subject himself to the disc.

Lucas' phone rings. He reads Chloe's text message, "What was Paul wearing?"

Lucas is on top of this one. He texts back, "Clothes."

John wonders what if this is a trick, "I could end up more screwed up than I am now. In other words, I could be my old self. I won't take the risk."

Roman comes back. Chloe's phone rings. "Expecting a message," asks Roman.

Max growls, "My birth father was scum."

Patch says, "I feel you, Maxwell."

Max reels backward, "Don't you dare!"

Kayla tries. She says she thinks maybe Trent is a deferent man. Max claims he is still a worthless SOB.

Nicole claims Trent didn't turn her life around. Trent asks, "Who was there for you? I was. I helped you get back on your feet."

Nicole claims she did it herself, "You used me just like my father did. He drugged me and made me do porn. You turned me into your 'it' girl whenever you needed a warm body to have sex and dumped me like garbage. You left me feeling as empty as my father did. It hurt so bad I didn't care if I lived or died." At the moment, neither does Trent.

We pan across Chelsea's legs as she lounges on the bed. It takes a strong stomach, but we make it. There is a knock on the door, and a guy comes in pushing a cart. Chelsea tells him this is a mistake because the patient has left. He announces, "This is all for you. Enjoy."

Nicole bawls, "I believed the plans and dreams we had. I thought you were in love with me. I thought we were going to be together for all the Days Of Our Lives. I fell for all your lies and then you took off and left me with nothing."

"We're all responsible for our own destiny."

"That's profound," says Nicole, "Whom did you steal that from?"

"I thought of it on my own," says Trent, "You don't expect a DOOL writer to come up with something profound, do you? I'm disappointed in you. You're a sniveling, whining little ingrate who loves feeling sorry for herself."

Chloe looks at the message and says it's her attorney. Roman wants her to come to the station. He gets a call. Chloe sneaks a peek. When Roman gets back to her, Chloe suddenly and miraculously remembers what Paul was wearing, "A gray suit and dress shirt with no tie. What if Paul is guilty?"

"He'll go to prison," says Roman, "Unless he gives up who he was working for." Chloe thinks he did this to get back at John Black. She thinks John and Phillip are innocent.

Lucas wanders in the hallway and frets, "Chloe, did you get my text?"

Chelsea starts to lift the cover off the cart. Daniel swoops in and says, "Don't touch that. Allow me. Dinner courtesy of Chez Morgue." He says 'Aloha' and gives her a lei. Oh! The metaphor! Chelsea thinks this is perfect. She starts to lift the cover off the food, but he tells her not to peek. Rather Daniel wants to take a peek. He kisses her, "Thank you for being you. Daniel moves in. Dinner can wait.

Max remains defensive and belligerent. He leaves.

Morgan tells Phillip she's worried about her father. "He's probably lying low somewhere," says Phillip, "but I'm sure we'll find him. Bodies usually bloat and come to the surface. Whatever happens I am on your side. If John is behind this I will make sure he pays." Morgan smooches him.

Nicole claims she isn't feeling sorry for herself and will never trust anyone again, "You are a crude, selfish uncaring bastard who will do anything to get to the top and hurt anyone along the way. Your nice guy routine won't work." Trent claims now that he's on top, no one can bring him down.

Nicole threatens, "You wanna bet?"

Trent gets nasty, "You will keep your mouth shut or your own dirty little secret will get out and you have more to lose than I do."

Marlena agrees this could be a risk. John wants the disc. Marlena refuses. She thinks they are on the right track. John demands the name of her source. Marlena says no, and tells him to have Rolf access the information, "Stefano is involved."

"I can't speak for Stefano," says Rolf.

John chuckles, "Stefano can't speak for Stefano." Marlena wants to get the information right now.


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29 Comments:

Anonymous evilgenius said...

CRIKEY Prevuze, ouch on the MBE caption. Yes that jacket wasn't great but she's not fat. Bad, bad Prevuze.
Oop I forgot to say something snarky - umm..Chelsea and Dan SUCK. Does he really say "Thankyou for being you" ?? Good Lord.

5:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is nothing better than a little snark with my coffee in the morning.

5:59 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I'm STILL chuckling over the Kayla picture. I really don't believe she is fat at all but who would know the way she's always dressed in ten layers of Victorian clothing?? Apparently not only on the show but in real life. I think she's a good candidate for What Not to Wear.

While on the subject of Kayla, when did she and Patch find out about Trent? I know they know Max's big genius secret but when did they find out Trent is his father? Or do they both have Lucasitis and stood behind the door eavesdropping?

LOL over "It's not like I was going to take his kidney or anything." and the Mousketeer pic.

Great job today, the little wait for Prevuze to appear was well worth it!

6:29 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Chelsea says, "I can toss back a ton of ginger ale, as long as the women's room is close by."

Is “ginger ale” a code phrase for a kiddy cocktail?

Phillip reminds her, "And I know you always do the right thing... except when you are a serial killer or demon-possessed."

…or injecting Stefano with a drug to make him catatonic.

Daniel gets a page. He says he has to get back to the hospital. "Rain check," says Chelsea.

"Rain or shine," says Daniel.


I think I’m going to hurl.

John chuckles, "Stefano can't speak for Stefano."

…but apparently that’s going to change in about a month. Speaking about changes, what’s going to happen when Alison Sweeney starts “showing”? Since DOOL is not using it, will she be carrying around Stefano’s painting to hide her pregnancy or are the writers going to work it into the storyline? If Sami ends up with child, it would mean the EJ can boast that he has Olympic caliber swimmers…two romps equal two kids. How efficient.

OK, Bulldog, that censored link is way too funny!!! Talk about funny…a Mouseketeer uniform. Well, at least, we know Chelsea won’t be wearing a uniform belonging to Annette. What do you know…another boob, or lack there of, reference! Great Prevuze, and yet another awful Daze.

6:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prevuze was on a roll today, so many LOL moments. I had a serious choking fit when I read about the brainwaves on the disc squinting. I found this hilarious!

7:01 AM  
Anonymous marykay said...

MBE's outfit is not flattering. But she's not heavy, she just needs better clothes.

The other captions are really funny, and thank you, thank you, thank you for giving us a daily dose of snark on Chan (or is it Dansea?).

Hey, maybe Lucas and EJ can help each other out with this height difference. EJ can tell Lucas when he needs to use some Selsun Blue, and Lucas can tell EJ when he's overdue to trim his nasal hair. Buaha!

7:05 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Leslie - "or injecting Stefano with a drug to make him catatonic." Excellent point!


I didn't know Alison Sweeney was expecting. I did hear yesterday that Stef will be returning right before the Olympics.

Prevuze is not only a hoot but educational, too. HA

7:22 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Great picture, Bulldog. But kind of tame for a censored link. HAHAHA

"Ho’omaka Hou... That's Hawaiian for, 'Ho's make better dates.' "

OMG! I had to spit my mouthful of soda back into my glass before it went spraying.

Lucas revs up the mouth, "How do we know they are John's memories on the disc?" Marlena says, "Because they are teensy little brain waves. It almost looks like they are squinting."

How does Prevuze come up with this stuff? Hilarious!!!

I would be SOOOOO happy that my doctor (paged to the hospital because of my emergency) drug along his little girlfriend and stopped to arrange for a little surprise "snack" before seeing to my, probably, life-threatening problem. I believe I will dub this my HUH?! moment for today. I imagine the orderly who had to stop and run this little errand for the great surfer doc felt the same way. LOLOL

Thanks for the great Prevuze!

7:36 AM  
OpenID tripp3235 said...

OMG, just when I don't think Chan could get written any worse. This date is all kinds of nastiness.

And is the page an emergency? Can doctors bring their dates with them to the hospital and see them in between rounds? Seriously?

7:51 AM  
Anonymous Karren said...

I dont want the Old John back! I hope he decides not to play with the brain O matic in the basment

8:43 AM  
Anonymous rocketdog said...

thank gawd for prevuze because the show is breaking my heart.

kayla isn't heavy by any stretch of the imagination but her taste in clothes leave a lot to be desired.

marlena just sucks. i hope john totally destroys that disk and takes ava right then and there.

8:52 AM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

Nicole claims she did it herself, "You used me just like my father did. He drugged me and made me do porn. You turned me into your 'it' girl whenever you needed a warm body to have sex and dumped me like garbage. You left me feeling as empty as my father did. It hurt so bad I didn't care if I
lived or died

Trent gets nasty, "You will keep your mouth shut or your own dirty little secret will get out and you have more to lose than I do."

Drugged by father-check
made to do porn by father-check
golddigger-check
lush-check

Evrybody in Salem knows this already right? What more nasty little secrets could she be hiding?

Anybody?

9:10 AM  
Blogger cfish said...

Brendamouse said,
What more nasty little secrets could (Nicole) be hiding?


Maybe that she had Trent's baby? That could be who the girl in the picture is -- but who could it be?

9:28 AM  
Blogger cfish said...

Hmmm, or maybe that she used to be a man???? Now, THAT could be an interesting storyline twist!

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prevuze II?

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Kayla caption is hilarious. I've always thought she was heavy, particularly for an actress, and that she dresses totally frumpy to hide that.

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kayla (Mary Beth)is not heavy at all. Just because she has curves and is not a toothbpick doesn't make her heavy. She does need some serious help in the wardrobe department!

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The person who commented that Kayla was heavy should post a picture of themselves. I hope they are a size 1 and perfect. She's not heavy, she just needs to stop dressing in 500 layers!

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work with autism in the elementary schools. I've worked closely with two children dealing with asperger or high functioning autism. I know the inital diagnosis is devastating for parents. But, my kids are great kids. They're like any other kids in that they have their academic strengths and weaknesses. I work closely with them on social skills and they seem to be doing find. Just like any of us, they have their little quirks. But, all in all their great kids. It's a tough diagnosis to hear. But, it's not the end of the world. Their world hasn't changed, just our idea of what kind of kid they should be has changed. I'm glad they're illuminating this on DOOL.

10:28 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

I'm glad they're illuminating this on DOOL.

Well, we can only HOPE they illuminate this and don't turn the storyline into the usual DAZED mish-mash mess.

I had another comment on this SL. While having a well-done story on autism would be good, I'm disappointed they used the ONLY child of color on the show. Unless they make him highly functional, he's not going to have many "juicy" or "romantic" story lines in his SORASed future.

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brendamouse - I was just saying the same thing to my sister! (And you forgot Nicole's father pimping her out to his friends in trade for dope.)

Like cfish, the only terrible thing I can think of is a kid that she gave away. Although, the sex-change idea would be a hoot!

KOTU

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daniel twirls his 'fizzy.'

To heck with the censored link. I found this statement extremely disturbing until I read a little further and realized what they were talking about. LOLOLOLOLOL

JOLIE

11:44 AM  
Anonymous saggybaskets said...

unless during nicole's sex change operation she had ovaries installed, that can't be it.

remember, she was shot in the ovaries when someone was aiming at victor.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Mandy said...

Today's episode was great! Loved Daniel and Chelsea's scenes

Morgan annoyed me, I wanted to slap her

Thank goodness Stephanie had very little lines!

I hope John destroys that disk!

I felt bad for Nicole

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Victoria said...

Glad to hear Stefano is coming back. Hope he tells everyone about Marlena so they can see her for what she really is. Then he can be a good guy against the new John. Not going to happen, I know but wouldn't it be nice??

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there any chance that the actress who plays Kayla is pregnant in real life? She looked pregnant in today's episode and that might be why she's dressing like that.

7:11 PM  
Anonymous evilgenius said...

lol, I'm pretty sure MBE isn't pregnant. She wore those tops for effect when Kayla was pregnant and I guess it's realistic that a new mother would still wear them straight after the birth. If you look at the photos of her from the Emmys (the red carpet not the pre-show thing which is where the Prevuze pic is from) you'll see she looks great, and unpregnant. Is unpregnant a word ? It should be.

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Jeffy said...

What are the chances that I could make you smile just like that every day?"

"How could you do that," asks Chelsea.

"I have enough money to buy a Toys R Us franchise," says Daniel.


OMG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE READ ALL WEEK! YOU GUYS ARE AMMMAZING!!

11:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Theo will be fine. Like I said earlier, it's the parents who are affected by the diagnosis. Nothing really changes for the kid unless you can say that somebody finally understands his way of communicating and can help break through the barrier. He'll be glad of that. Lexi and Abe seem to be taking this as if Theo just got a life sentence or even died.
Abe: "I was just playing with him this morning and now this." Now what? He's the same kid you played with this morning. He's not dead.

12:12 PM  

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