Tuesday, June 03, 2008

I Own You, Punk

Sami and Lucas rush around the mansion madly packing toys. Apparently Sami is going somewhere. She may also be taking the twins. She tells Lucas she's decided to walk them down to the Java Café. Lucas says she can leave them there with him. Sami says she's asked everyone to baby sit. "What's wrong with me," asks Lucas.

"I can't go into that," says Sami, "The show only lasts an hour. Besides, taking care of the twins can be overwhelming if you haven't had practice."

"I have to start learning sometime," says Lucas, "Leave them with me."

EJ steps into the room, "Over my dead body, Lucas." Lumi fans in the audience cheer.

Lexie Carver, Chief of Staph, wanders the halls of Salem hospital looking for something to screw up. Daniel grabs her and yanks her behind a drape. Lexie tries to compose herself as Daniel says he thinks they both deserve a break. He has arranged a breakfast for both of them. He pulls a cloth up, reveals the spread and hands her a cup of coffee. Lexie says she knows they've been having fun working together and wonders why he won't stick around. She will hate it personally and professionally she he goes. Lexie takes a bite of her bagel and gets a clump of cream cheese on her nose. Daniel wipes it off, "Can't have my Chief of Staph with cream cheese on her nose." Lexie gets a page and leaves.

Chelsea comes into the pub and sees Robbins and Nick working. Robbins thinks Nick is brilliant.

Chelsea joins Morgan. They chat about their grades as Stephanie comes up. Both Stephanie and Morgan aced their internships. Chelsea has to make up for all the time she missed while she was out. Morgan decides she has to run. Stephanie joins Chelsea. Pete rushes by and Stephanie asks him where Max is. "He has the next shift," says Pete, "He should be here soon." Stephanie figures that kills the evening. Max comes into the pub and walks up to their table. He turns into a zombie when he sees Nick and Professor Robbins working together.

Paul sneaks around the docks and hides as Nicole shows up. Chloe bumps into her. Nicole is looking for John and Chloe is looking for Phillip. Since neither of the boys is there, Chloe decides to move on. Nicole stops her, "Hold on there, Sugarcakes, it's time we had a chat."

John meets Phillip at the Kiriakis mansion. Phillip denies knowledge of the coke planted on John's ship. John tells Phillip, "You set me up. And now you have to pay."

Lucas tells EJ to stay out of this and they trade a few threats. Sami breaks up their argument and tells EJ if he has a problem with Lucas watching Johnny, she will take him with her. EJ definitely has a problem with Lucas watching Johnny, so Sami will take him and leave Allie with Lucas.

Abe meets Dr. Dan in the hospital hallway. He tells Abe Lexie is in a meeting, "You know, I've worked for a lot of Chiefs of Staph, but Lexie is special. I don't see how you both handle your busy schedules."

I've been trying to make time for her," says Abe.

"What a coincidence," says Daniel, "I've been trying to make time with her."

Lexie comes up as Daniel leaves. Abe suggests breakfast, but Lexie tells him Dr. Dan has already aced him out on that. Abe suggests lunch, so they can snipe at each other about Theo and all the trouble he's having at school.

Max zones in on Robbins and Nick, and then sits with the girls. Stephanie tells him about her grades. Pete comes up and Max asks him to take the next shift. Pete says, "Max, I'm sorry. I've been here since morning. No one in Salem works a full day."

Max goes right off the deep end, "PETE, I'M ASKING YOU A FAVOR HERE, ALL RIGHT?"

John accuses. Phillip denies.

Paul listens as Nicole and Chloe talk about Phillip. Nicole is playing the stepmom thing to the hilt, "I care about Phillip." Chloe wonders why Nicole is so interested in John. Nicole says, I am watching you and won't let you destroy Phillip the way you destroyed this dialogue. They leave. Paul comes out of hiding just in time for Morgan to show up. He tells her she shouldn't be there.

Allie is too much for Lucas to handle. He bumbles around trying to get her to stop crying. He has no luck, so he makes a desperate call to Sami, "I can't get Allie to stop crying. Where is that cute little doll?"

"EJ," asks Sami, "He just walked into the Java Café." She tells Lucas to check the nursery for Allie's toys and hangs up.

EJ joins Sami, "It's lovely to see the two of you... without Lucas." EJ is between appointments. Sami asks if his next one is with Nicole. EJ says no, he has lots of clients now. She tells him she knows how hard he works for the twins and it means a lot to her. Magnanimous EJ will always make sure they are provided for.

Stephanie asks if everything is OK. Poor Max is just too distraught to work. He blows up and storms out.

Nick and Robbins walk up and ask if everything is OK. Chelsea asks if something happened between Nick and Max.

Lucas runs around like a blithering idiot. Sorry for the redundancy. Allie screams at the top of her lungs. Desperate Lucas runs upstairs to check the nursery for Allie's doll. Allie heads for the hills. Lucas comes back with the doll he was looking for, but sees Allie is missing. He heads for the door and runs out of the mansion after her.

EJ and Sami laugh and play with Johnny. "This is nice, isn't it," asks EJ, "Johnny... you... me..."

Daniel walks in to the Java Café and orders. He calls Chelsea, "I need to see you."

John bets Phillip's drug dealer will turn on him. He thinks Phillip is lying, "Your old man was a formidable opponent but you're still wet behind the ears." Phillip reminds John he has nothing between his. John says, "You made a bad move trying to frame me."

Phillip snorts, "And you made a bad move starting this turf war."

"Thanks for admitting you planted the coke," says John.

"Tell me," says John, "Do you sleep with your eyes open?"

"I used to," says Phillip, "My new face was pretty tight when they first put it on."

John walks out as Chloe walks in and asks what just happened.

Paul tells Morgan to leave, "The pier has become too dangerous to meet here." Max walks up and remembers Stephanie telling him she wants the truth, and then telling Stephanie why he left Chez Rouge. Then he remembers yet another scene where Stephanie was bugging him, which, frankly could be any scene they have had together.

Finally Max snaps out of it. Ugly ole Bluto walks up and tells Max to get to work. Max says he will be glad when he doesn't have to take orders from him anymore. Bluto says he is sick of being assigned worthless pieces of garbage, "Until you're released form community service, I own you, punk."

That does it. Max attacks. Bluto outweighs Max by at least 100 pounds, but Max makes mincemeat of him. Paul and Morgan run up. Morgan screams, "Max, what are you doing?"

"Well, it's not Dancing With The Stars," says Max.

Bluto manages to pick himself up, "You shouldn't have done that."

"BRING IT ON," yells Max. Bluto decides he's tired of being a heap of rubbish on the dock, so instead he's going to tattle to Max' case worker. Bluto limps off as Nick and Stephanie come running down the stairs. Stephanie screams, "Max, what are you doing?"

Nick asks, "What's wrong with you?"

Sami and EJ work on Johnny. Sami pulls off his diaper and hands the dripping, bloated wad to EJ. EJ makes a face and handles it gingerly, "These DOOL scripts just keep getting worse, don't they? " He hands Sami a fresh diaper. She puts it on Johnny and turns and shares a high-five with EJ. He helps her up and heads for his next appointment.

Roman arrives and shares a hug with Sami. Nicole breaks things up, "Well, two Brady's for the price of a measly shot of Americano. I have news for you, Sami. Your marriage to EJ isn't exactly what you think it is."

"What does that even mean," says Sami.

"You saw that script a few minutes ago," says Nicole, "You tell me."

Chelsea joins Daniel, "What's up."

Daniel says, "It's time I was finally honest with you."

Lucas tells Allie to play as the cops show up at his door. They inform him he's under arrest for breaking the perimeter. Lucas refuses to leave his daughter. The cops inform him they have called child services to take custody, "Lucas Horton, you have the right to remain silent..." Viewers everywhere wish that would happen.

Unfortunately, Lucas does not remain silent. He babbles on as they haul him into the cop shop. The cops say they empathize but remind Lucas he broke the rules, "I know my rights," says Lucas, "I want to make my call."

Lexie joins Abe. They bicker about Theo's problems. Lexie thinks Abe doesn't seem worried but he assures her he is, "I just don't want to overanalyze this."

"You're on the wrong soap opera then," says Lexie.

Nick takes Max aside and tells him if this is about the prototype he's tried to give him credit. Max blows up, "I have to go to work. I'll call you later."

"This is not Max," says Stephanie, "I keep trying to help him, but he keeps pushing me away."

"At least he has some sense left," says Nick.

John bumps into Max. "I'm here to check on a shipment. A Kiriakis shipment."

Phillip rages about John. Chloe offers support, "You won't let him destroy you." Phillip realizes Chloe believes in him. Victor walks in and breaks up the party.

Phillip says, "I didn't know you would be here today."

"Obviously," says Victor, "I want this witch out now."

"It's my house, too," says Phillip, "She can stay."

"Overruled," growls Victor, "I want her out now."

Daniel says there are things he has kept from Chelsea, "There is a woman... here in Salem... and we've been hooking up."

Sami doesn't want Nicole's stinkin' opinion. She gets a call. Lucas gives her the good news, "I'm in jail again."

Paul meets Morgan at the pub. Morgan wants to know how he's involved with all this.

EJ meets Mr. Burke.

Chloe says it will be easier if she just goes and she walks out. Victor says he isn't putting up with Chloe any more. He says Brady has a long recovery ahead of him and it's all because of Chloe. Philip wants to talk about John. Victor will take care of him, too.

Max tells John he doesn't know anything about a Kiriakis shipment. He also says he's not getting caught in a turf war. "You don't have any choice," says John, "You're here on the dock. You've got eyes... you've got ears... If you had brains you'd be a real threat. You're gonna tell me what you know." John lunges toward him.

Max explodes, "YOU WANNA TAKE ME ON? YOU WANNA TAKE ME ON? COME ON!"

Sami shows up at police HQ and brings her wrath down on Lucas, "HOW COULD YOU BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE?"

Lucas decides it might be best to talk to Roman instead. He tells him the only reason he broke the perimeter was to get Allie. Sami is beside herself. She wants her daughter. They bring Allie in. Sami grabs her and gives Lucas a look that could kill.

Chelsea thinks Daniel is making things up. Daniel denies it. "Do you love her," asks Chelsea.

"It's not that kind of thing," says Daniel, "She's not available to me."

"So she's married."

"I'm not discussing this with you," says Daniel, "It just seems sneaky and weird not to tell you."

"Oh," says Chelsea, "So now that you've told me it's not sneaky any more – just weird."

"I'll see you around," says Daniel.

EJ says he appreciates what Burke has done, "Discretion is required, however."

Nick and Stephanie are back at the pub. They wish they could figure out what's going on with Max. Nick heads for class.

Paul assures Morgan nothing is going on. He just wants her to be safe.

Victor says he's relieving Phillip of his shipping duties, "The first rule of business is don't get your hands dirty. You're through."

Max screams, "COME ON! YOU WANNA TAKE ME ON? SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT! LET'S DO THIS!" John smirks and gives Max his three-finger Kung Fu whammy pose.


Previews
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25 Comments:

Anonymous SassyBaskets said...

So, wait, Dan is seeing someone else? On the sly? Can I hope that it's Kate?

Victor, the mobster, is actually telling Phil that he can't get his hands dirty and Phil is actually telling his gramps who he can't kick out of his house? Philly, you might be able to take on Jawn, but do not take on gramps. He tried to kill Bo, he only think twice before taking you out.

4:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Victor is Philip's dad, not his gramps.

4:46 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

"I have to start learning sometime," says Lucas, "Leave them with me."

EJ steps into the room, "Over my dead body, Lucas." Lumi fans in the audience cheer.


Prevuze, you are too much!!!

"I can't get Allie to stop crying. Where is that cute little doll?"

"EJ," asks Sami, "He just walked into the Java Café."


Prevuze, you are WAY too much!!!

"Your old man was a formidable opponent but you're still wet behind the ears." Phillip reminds John he has nothing between his.

…but it sure makes him pretty entertaining. By the way, that is a novel concept for DOOL.

Then he remembers yet another scene where Stephanie was bugging him, which, frankly could be any scene they have had together.

Thank you Prevuze. Isn’t that the truth! Hopefully, some DOOL intern is laughing his/her way through Prevuze today, taking notes for TPTB, and agreeing with your astute observation.

"Lucas Horton, you have the right to remain silent..." Viewers everywhere wish that would happen.

…so many truisms so little time.

I’m so glad that the Phoenix spacecraft touched down safely on Mars and has started beaming back to the Prevuze compound updates on Shawn and Belle. What a relief! Daniel and Miley Cyrus are a couple? That would be a whole lot better than Daniel hitting on the Chief of Staph. Is this where this story line is going?

Thank you Prevuze for being Prevuze!!!

5:30 AM  
OpenID tripp3235 said...

Sassy, The fact that Daniel "admits" so easily to Chelsea he's seeing someone on the side means he's not and will have nothing to do with whatever his ridiculous phone call is.

However, I am curious about this breakfast he does with Lexie which really is way more..um friendly then it should be. Chief of Staph with Dr. McStatutory? Sounds like a match made in Salem Heaven.

Chelsea needs to just stay out of Nick's business.

Love the images, especially the Dear "Whomever" image letter.

5:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Max is an idiot. Jawn would absolutely kill him.

Is Phil acting like a scared little boy yet?

Is Dr. Dan hitting on Lexie, or is he just making it seem as if he's "hooking up" with her so he won't be lying to Chelsea when he says he's been hooking up with another woman? It WOULD be funny if it were Kate, though.

As slow as Salem PD is, Lucas is probably getting himself arrested for breaking the perimeter the FIRST time, the night he came home. And it's not like they'd make the front walkway the perimeter. They'd make the whole property available for him to run around. And since it's Salem, they'd probably go a few blocks out as well.

5:50 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Geez guys don't make me post my Captain Obvious picture!!

OF COURSE Dr. Dan is into Lexi, and being the ho she is, Lexi is into him.
And if the two of them aren't doing the mattress mambo, they've at least put on their dancing shoes and put in the CD! LOL

So Ali is not only crawling, but doing it so quickly she can get away from Lucas? Well I guess Salem kids have to learn those escape techniques early don't they?

6:33 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Have they SORAS'ed the twins? Are they even walking yet? And how did the front door get open? Is Allie big enough to open it herself? So many plot holes, so little sense.

Loved Evilgenious's Dear...letter. Especially shoehorning in "Satan". LOLOL

Bulldog's L'il Joe caption was a hoot too. Don't worry Joe - on DAZE you'll be swilling those zwieback crackers in a week or two.

Prevuze - got to the Mars landing Belch update and spewed my morning muffin.

A couple of the many great Prevuisms:

Lucas runs around like a blithering idiot. Sorry for the redundancy.

Apology accepted.

Sami pulls off his diaper and hands the dripping, bloated wad to EJ. EJ makes a face and handles it gingerly, "These DOOL scripts just keep getting worse, don't they?

At least dirty diapers don't get recycled over and over and...

One of the many HUH? moments today:

Lucas refuses to leave his daughter. The cops inform him they have called child services to take custody.

Are the cops psychic? How did they know Lucas was there alone with the baby?? TLT

Another great report!

6:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a great show...I can't wait to see Daniel lie through his teeth about another woman. He definitely is using this as a way to break things off with her - damn coward.

But the other woman could actually be a family member...it definitely is not Lexie...there is no way he would break up her marriage. And Lexie knows Daniel is into Chelsea. AND the writers are just trying to use cheap literary parlor tricks to make us think that is what is going on....

Can't wait to watch!!

6:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lexie thinks Abe doesn't seem worried but he assures her he is, "I just don't want to overanalyze this."
"You're on the wrong soap opera then," says Lexie.

HAhahahaha love it!!!

The three-finger Kung Foo whammy pose also cracked me up.

Thanks Prevuze!!

7:36 AM  
Blogger Gordon Davidescu said...

At what point does Abe draw the line and say, "How about I stop being involved with a woman who will do any man that looks at her the right way?"

7:41 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Dr. Dan should've told the brat a long time ago there was someone else just to get rid of her.

Nick asks (Max), "What's wrong with you?" What a loaded question.

It was incredibly hard in a pin-drop quiet office not to burst out laughing when I hit ""I used to," says Phillip, "My new face was pretty tight when they first put it on." Nearly got me in trouble, Prevuze.

Loved the Belle and Shawn update, too! Thanks!! :D

7:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, come on. Lucas wouldn't have been arrested once he explained that he was chasing his daughter. Even the dweebs of the Salem PD wouldn't want the child to be injured because her stupid father didn't make sure she couldn't escape. She's probably trying to go find the SORASing location so she can hang out with Ciara.

Gordon, get real. The man wouldn't have to look at Lexie in any special way. Heck, he wouldn't have to LOOK at her.

7:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you always talk to bad about dool, if you hate it so much why does prevuze even exhist?? grow up!!!!

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Anonymous said...

“you always talk to bad about dool, if you hate it so much why does prevuze even exhist?? grow up!!!!”



…so we can all get a kick out of reading comments like this. Once again, thank you Prevuze!!

8:54 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

grow up!!!!

EEEEUUUWWWWW! What a dreadful thought. Grownups are boring. And so is...

A little angel lands on my right shoulder and says, "Don't say it, Prevuze."

Prevuze tries to choke it out. The little angel interrupts, "I mean it, don't say it."

A litte devil lands on my left shoulder and says, "Go ahead. Say it."

The little angel gets a bit sharp, "Don't you dare!"

The little devil snickers, "Say it!"

Prevuze can't resist, "AND SO IS DOOL!"

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lexie is Salem's serial adultress(Marlena marries her lovers)and poor Abe has been deceived so many times that he must be wearing blinkers 24/7 in order to keep forgiving her.

That scene with Daniel and Lexie and the breakfast is so indictative of what is going on,or will be going on!

If they were strictly professional colleagues, then Daniel would just of matter-of-factly invited her for breakfast in the cafeteria before they started their rounds!Not arranged an intimate little breakfast

Abe deserves better than Lexie and so does Theo! Bring Celeste back. Now there is a beautiful and classy woman, and Tanya Boyd is such an interesting and compelling actress!

9:11 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

“you always talk to bad about dool, if you hate it so much why does prevuze even exhist?? grow up!!!!”

Come on!! Haven't you ever hated something so much you hated it?
Don't be dissin our love/hate relationship with our DOOL!!

When it's good it is phenomenal.
And when it's bad...............

IT'S BETTER!!

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you always talk to bad about dool, if you hate it so much why does prevuze even exhist?? grow up!!!!

Perhaps some who write comments could take spelling classes.

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be dissin' spelling. Lots of people on here either can't spell or can't type, one or the other, AND their grammar stinks. But it's fun to read anyway. And if you don't like the bad comments made about DOOL, why on Earth do you even read Prevuze. Just watch the show on your boob tube, [CENSORED*]. Then you won't have to endure what you apparently think is torture, reading tacky comments of others that make fun of your beloved show. Oh, and it's OUR beloved show as well or we wouldn't waste time on this site.

*CENSORED - Dissing Prevuze is allowed on this site. Name calling isn't.

11:02 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Just saw Prevuze II:

Victor asks Phillip, "Do you really think that she's will stay with you after she finds out you spent a half a million dollars on the drugs you planted on John's ship?"

Rrrowwwwwrrr! You go Victor! Show little Phil how it's done. This should be a good scene tomorrow.

Prevuze, I'm surprised that by this time your "little angel" hasn't just tucked in her wings and slinked off in despair. She sure loses to your little devil a LOT. LOLOLOLOL

11:47 AM  
Anonymous lumifan4ever said...

I think prevuze is sooo funny. But sometimes i wonder what is real dialog and what is prevuze comments. It always amazes me when i read a witty line in prevuze and lo and behold, i actually hear it on Days!! lol.

I'm a little concerned about the writing on Days when it comes to my precious lumi. I don't like the way Lucas acts towards Sami. Seems like he hasn't actually accepted Sami for who she really is.

I like phillip and chloe together. I've always wanted it to be them. I can't imagine why Brady would have ever turned to drugs. Such a strange storyline.

I'll be glad when the real john comes back. The way he talks now grates on my nerves.

I think Kate and Roman should get back together. I never understood why the writers broke them up...just because he got murdered on his wedding day. So dumb. Roman and Kate definately desearve a second chance.

12:01 PM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

But sometimes i wonder what is real dialog and what is prevuze comments.

We always try to italicize Prevuze comments. Sometimes we forget, though. Usually if there are no italics, someone in DOOL really said or did what we're talking bout.

Back in the day, there were no italics in Prevuze. That caused too much confusion, but I thought it was great. That aforementioned little devil on my shoulder was working overtime back then.

12:25 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

I don't know where this Dr. Dan/ Lexi thing is headed, but I agree with an anon comment that said the writers are just trying to lead us astray. It sure came out of no where.

Not that she has a lot to do with today's post, but I'm loving the fact that Nicole is back. She cracks me up.

I, too, agree with anon regarding spelling and grammar...as long as the comments are relevant and without name calling, we should just overlook those minor details. I love reading the comments almost as much as I love reading Prevuze. It's fun to know there are a lot of others out there that are thinking the same things as I am. I love/hate DOOL, and Prevuze makes it way more fun (or easier to endure) than just watching the 5 year storylines that just repeat themselves endlessly!

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Klaus said...

lol, I have to admit I'm going to love Hulk-Max. ARGGHH! MAX SMASH! Heh.

And although I like Jawn, getting everyone involved in you 'side business' is a little ridiculous. I guess Stefano was right in that every will hate him, eventually. Max said said no, no means NO, John!

Oh Lexie, I don't have too much to say about that... Damn, how many chances has the lady received? This is no longer suspending belief if Abe takes her back if she cheats on him with Daniel.

Feel sorry for Lucas, but the law is the law buddy. Children should be wearing those little collar thingies anyway. <_<

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Klaus said...

Another thing, EJ's "Lucas is a danger to the children" is such nonsense. If he thought he was such a danger, why did he have him released from jail? He put a bullet in him and isn't at all repentant.

Soon this will blow up in EJ's face, hopefully soon.

4:23 PM  

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