Friday, April 04, 2008

Fanning Acrimonius Flames

Stephanie comes into Anna's office with David the cameraman tailing her. Anna makes a big deal about not wanting to be filmed today, but finally relents and lets the poor guy video the project, "Just don't get in my way." She sits down and tells Stephanie they have lots of prospects, then looks at the camera guy who is in her face taping, "Cut." The guy keeps rolling. "CUT!"

Meanwhile, over at Tony's firm, Morgan stands in Tony's office with cameraman Mark recording things. Tony tells the guy not to get in the way and starts barking orders to poor, distracted Morgan. Morgan tells him she doesn't think she can come up with anything today. Tony says she doesn't have to and that's why he's hired a team of people to come up with the slogan they need. When Morgan collapses into a puddle of despair, Tony finally figures out things aren't right, "What's wrong?"

"My cable dropped SoapNet," says Morgan.

Ava holds a gun on Patch and tells him to answer his ringing phone. Steve picks up. Kayla is on the other end. Steve finds himself in one of those interesting positions only specially screwed up guys can manage to get into. He's in the presence of his wife, fake-wife and mistress, who just happens to be holding a gun on him. "I can't talk right now," says Patch, "It's a bad time." Truer words were never spoken. Kayla goes off the deep end.

Tony asks Morgan if she wants to talk about her situation. She says she knows he's too busy. "Oh, no," says Tony, "I'm very interested in all my employees. In fact, I want you to stop thinking of me as your employer and think of me as a friend." He escorts her to a seat.

Mark has some trouble and suddenly the camera stops rolling. "DON'T YOU EVER DO ANY WORK," screams Tony, "I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO STAND AROUND WHIMPERING!" Suddenly, the camera starts rolling again. "So," says Tony, "Tell me everything. I couldn't be more interested in your problem and I'm sure I can help."

Morgan tells Tony about her parents' situation, which has only gotten worse since the divorce came through. Then she tells him about her father's position at the docks. She says he's been accused of taking bribes and that hasn't helped things between her mother and father."

"It's fanning acrimonious flames," says Tony.

"No," says Morgan, "It has just heated up the situation." Morgan goes on to explain her mother comes from money and when they divorced she cut her father off, "Now he has nothing. She got the kids and he got to pay the child support, she got the house and he got the mortgage payment, she got the car and he got the car payment..."

I get it," says Tony, "She got the elevator... he got the shaft."

Tony is just beside himself with empathy. He gets up and goes around to her side of the desk and hugs her. The camera rolls.

Anna forces the cameraman to shut things off. Stephanie David protest but Anna insists. He shuts things down and Anna checks her makeup.

Kayla goes into a rage as Patch insists he can't talk. Ava orders Angelo to get the phone from Patch and find out whose number it is. If Kayla's blood pressure were a leading stock market indicator, we'd be in for some good times. Lexie walks into her room. Patch helps out by screaming at the top of his lungs, "I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW!"

Tony and Morgan have practically fused into one. Kate comes into the office wearing a stunning black dress with a field of red cabbage growing down the front. She soaks it all in. Tony sends Morgan to compose herself. Kate asks about the camera and Tony explains. Kate wonders why the camera continues to roll now that Morgan is gone. Tony explains they are a part of her life and the cameraman can't exactly follow Morgan into the bathroom. Kate says, "I wanted to know if you have anything for me."

Tony smiles and looks at the camera, "I'll try not to say what popped up in my mind." Whatever it was, Kate hopes it's creative. "Quite possibly," says Tony, "but it has nothing to do with advertising."

Stephanie and the cameraman exchange signals as he tries to encourage her to get some action going. Stephanie asks Anna what she is doing. She tells her she's reading an article, "Ten ways to get your man back. Why would you want him back? If he walked out on you, he's an idiot. If you kicked him out, he's an idiot."

"Yeah," says Stephanie, "But if you live in Salem, idiots are all you have to choose from."

Anna thinks the article is stupid. She insists she could come up with ten better ways. Stephanie wonders if she could get Tony back. Anna is certain she could. Stephanie says she should have written the article. Anna contemplates the ways she could get her man back.

Kayla wants answers. "You already have answers," screams Patch. He flings the phone to the floor and it breaks into a million pieces.

"He hung up on me," says Kayla. Her blood pressure monitor explodes.

Ava wants to know who was on the phone. Patch says it was his real estate agent. Ava doesn't buy it, "Don't mess with me, Patch."

Lexie tells Kayla not to get herself all worked up. "Who's worked up," asks Kayla, as she stands on the ledge 20 stories up. Kayla remembers Stephanie telling her the saga of Patch and the Whakster.

Ava presses. Patch continues to insist it was his real estate guy. He didn't want to talk to him, but now he'd like to talk to a phone salesman.

Anna runs through her list of tricks to get men back. Stephanie thinks they are terrible, "If I treated my boyfriend like that, I'd never get him back." Anna wonders if she's talking about Max. Stephanie plays the giggly schoolgirl and admits it. She tries to work the conversation back to talking about Anna and Tony.

"Tony can go jump in a lake for all I care," says Anna.

Stephanie looks at the camera and mouths, "Harsh!"

Tony gives Kate a few concepts. Kate wants to hear more. He turns on his computer and they lean over and look. "You smell wonderful," says Tony.

"That's not me," says Kate, "That's the cabbage." The camera rolls.

If Lexie could inject a little carbon into her veins, Kayla could produce diamonds.

Ava orders Angelo to wait outside. Patch insists it was a real estate agent. He says he and Kayla are tired of living in a hotel and they've started looking for a house. Ava doesn't buy it. Patch insists he broke the phone because he got mad, "The SOB was pushing me into a sub-prime mortgage. And you know I don't like to be pushed. Not by anyone."

Ava asks, "Am I really supposed to be buying this?"

Anna insists she doesn't care for Tony. Then she backs off and says she doesn't want him back. Stephanie thinks Anna really misses him. Anna admits it, but she refuses to tell Tony how she feels. She also tells David none of this goes any farther than this room. David agrees. But the camera rolls.

Anna just can't figure out how to compete with Tony. She decides it's time for a break. David starts to haul the camera away, but Anna tells him he can leave it there, "I'll probably feel like shooting in a little while." She leaves. The camera rolls.

Tony showers Kate with compliments. Kate wonders if Tony is coming on to her. Tony says he just appreciates beautiful things. Morgan returns. Tony thinks she should take the rest of the day off. Mark asks if that means he has to go, too. "You're documenting Morgan," says Tony, "Not me. But there is no sense in you lugging the camera around. You can leave it here. It will be safe." Mark is all too happy to oblige. He flicks the camera on and leaves.

Kate and Tony talk about Morgan's situation. Tony invites Kate out this evening. The camera rolls.

Kayla wants to jump out of bed and go find Patch. Lexie lectures, "You can't be running around playing superhero. You're pregnant."

Kayla says, "Yeah, but I'm also not the brightest bulb on the tree, so let me outta here." Kayla plays her trump card. She tells Lexie there is an ex-girlfriend involved. MAYDAY! MAYDAY! EX-GIRLFRIEND! INCOMING!

Ava says, "I'd have to be nuts to fall for a story like that."

"Thank God," says Patch, "I thought you didn't believe me."

"Relationships are based on trust," says Ava, "You'd never lie to me, right?"

"That's right," says Patch. He takes a peek at his 'Guy Manual.' "And you can believe me when I tell you I've never loved her the way I love you."

"I love you, too, Patch."

Patch asks, "What do you say we go to a nice quiet beach and forget about her?"

"Can we start over," asks Ava, "Can we get married?"

Patch consults the 'Guy Manual' again, "I'll marry you."

Anna walks into Tony's empty office. She finds his campaign for Kate on the computer and thinks it's good. Then, uh-oh, she finds the camera rolling, "Let's see what you've been up to, darling."

Meanwhile, Tony comes into Anna's office and discovers the camera there.

Kayla says, "I'll just go crazy sitting in bed worrying."

"Great," says Lexie, "Nutcases seem to be the ones that attract Steve." Lexie reminds Kayla she's pregnant and says the baby should be the number one priority. A referee steps in and penalizes Lexie for hitting below the belt.

Ava wants a magical wedding. Angelo interrupts and asks to talk to Ava, "It's kind of important."

Tony watches as Anna and Stephanie talk about how to trap a man. He fast-forwards to the point where Anna says she refuses to tell Tony how she feels. Tony contemplates.

Anna yells, "You sonofa..." as she watches Tony hug Morgan. She watches Kate come into the scene, "What th...," says Anna, "Are they doing an advertising campaign on cabbage?"

Anna watches as Tony comes on to Kate and asks her out. Her blood pressure reaches Kayla levels, "You bastard!"

Lexie relentlessly talks about the pesky little fact that Kayla is pregnant and convinces her to stay put. Lexie leaves and Kayla says a little prayer for Patch.

Angelo tells Ava her doctor is here. Ava wants to play doctor with Patch instead, but Angelo convinces her to go.

Patch turns to Hope, "I have a plan."

"What is it," says Hope.

"To get us out of here."

"I think it's missing a few details," says Hope, "I also think Ava needs help."

"She does," says Patch.

Anna paces and decides she's an idiot as she mocks Tony, "'I'd love your company at dinner tonight, Kate, if you are free.' She wasn't free when she was a hooker, Tony!" Anna's cell rings. It's Tony. She tells him she's out having her hair styled. Tony says he likes it the way it is, "It's exquisite." She asks if he thinks Kate's hair is exquisite or just her eyes. She vows to come out on top, hangs up and storms out.

Stephanie and Kayla stare at each other like two black holes passing in the void of space.

Hope and Patch try to figure out a way to escape. "If Bo were here, he'd get us out," says Hope.

Patch doesn't need the guy manual for this one. He struts and preens, "Are you saying I'm not as good as Bo?"

"Prove you are and get us out of here," says Hope.

Patch looks down at his lap and discovers a couple of things missing. As he struggles to recover his manhood, Ava walks in, "What are you two talking about?"


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8 Comments:

Anonymous Leslie said...

"Oh, no," says Tony, "I'm very interested in all my employees. In fact, I want you to stop thinking of me as your employer and think of me as a friend."

Yeah, right, that works well. Now we know what an insane piece of fiction DOOL really is. What happens when Tony catches Morgan reading Prevuze each and every morning, e-mailing her weird and wacky comments, checking the sight hourly to find out what others have posted, laughing hysterically at Prevuze’s pithy writing, and ruining keyboard by spitting liquids all over them? Hmmm, Morgan’s going to have to figure out a way to get her Prevuze fix without getting caught…just like the rest of us.

"It's fanning acrimonious flames," says Tony.

"No," says Morgan, "It has just heated up the situation."


Yep, I doubt if Morgan knows too many multi-syllable words.

Kate comes into the office wearing a stunning black dress with a field of red cabbage growing down the front.

Prevuze, if this gig isn’t working for you, might I suggest fashion reporting.

If you kicked him out, he's an idiot."

"Yeah," says Stephanie, "But if you live in Salem, idiots are all you have to choose from."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

"'I'd love your company at dinner tonight, Kate, if you are free.' She wasn't free when she was a hooker, Tony!"

I just love Anna!!!

"Prove you are and get us out of here," says Hope.

Patch looks down at his lap and discovers a couple of things missing.


HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!

Prevuze you are truly the best!!!! Extremely funny stuff this morning!!!! Morgan, be careful and don’t laugh out loud reading Prevuze today!!!!

5:46 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

"You smell wonderful," says Tony.

"That's not me," says Kate, "That's the cabbage." The camera rolls.

If Lexie could inject a little carbon into her veins, Kayla could produce diamonds.


Two gems in a row. Prevuze was really on a roll today. HAHAHA

Loved the pic of Patch putting the crowd to sleep with his singing. But, Alias99, are you sure he didn't just walk into the room while the group was watching DOOL? LOL

The "dozens of stars" picture cracked me up too.

Unfortunately, the episode itself was a total snoozer. Thanks for the warning, Prevuze!

6:34 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

If Bo were here, he'd get us out," says Hope Which proves it, Hope is as loony as Ava. When was Bo ever able to find his butt with both hands??

My favorite Prevuism today actually wasn't, just Prevuze' descriptive writing: "Stephanie and Kayla stare at each other like two black holes passing in the void of space." They ARE two black holes in the void of space aren't they? HAHAHAHAHA

As unbelievable as it is two company execs would allow people to film them all of the time, I'm really enjoying the Tonna storyline.

TGIF! (Or maybe now we should say TGIP) Thank God it's Prevuze? :D

7:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have got to see a picture of this dress. LOLOL the decription is hilarious !!

great prevuze!!

7:32 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

I have got to see a picture of this dress. LOLOL the decription is hilarious !!

Sorry. The dress was so hideous Homeland Security has banned pictures of it in the interest of national security. At great peril, we will try to sneak in a picture on Monday.

7:42 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Ava wants a magical wedding.
She'd better make sure the caterer knows the Unicorns and Pixies are on special diets, and the Leprechauns are going to need extra whiskey. OH and the Seven Dwarfs all want separate invitations!

Anna thinks the article is stupid.
Anna, Anna, you know better than to try and think! Shame on you.

Ava says, "I'd have to be nuts to fall for a story like that."
DING DING DING, we have a winner! Say the secret word and a duck falls from the ceiling....LOOK there it is- NUTS!

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7:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prevuze II?

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Five Star Prevuze!

5:14 PM  

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