Wednesday, February 20, 2008

You Show Me Yours And I'll Show You Mine

Caroline scoots around the hospital wondering why no one is there yet. Sami and EJ come in panicking. Well, OK, Sami panics, EJ follows.

Finally, Shawn, Belle and Claire arrive. Caroline just can't wait until everyone gets there. Suddenly, paramedics wheel in two gurneys with dead bodies on them. The room falls silent. "OMG," gasps Caroline.

"Who are they," asks Lexie.

Shawn says those are the pilots. Nurse Marcie takes Claire to get her off the set. They're going for ice cream. By the time this kid is five she'll weigh more than Jabba the Hut.

Lexie orders the bodies to the morgue as Sami and Belle shiver and hug each other like they are actually sisters or something.

Shawn tells Roman how the pilots died and that the plane was sabotaged. Phillip comes in. Victor hugs him and promises to get to the bottom of this, as he gives Chloe a cold stare. Kate greets Phillip and asks how he is doing. "I broke my leg," says Phillip, "Fortunately it was my prosthetic one."

"I'm not sure that's a good thing," says Victor, "It will cost a lot more to fix the prosthetic leg."

Chelsea, Max, Caroline and Stephanie stand in a corner together talking about the accident like they actually know what happened. Poor Caroline decides once this is all over with it will be a good time to get away with OMB. Shawn comes up to her, "I have something I have to tell you."

Marlena butts in and tells Sami how John and Patch landed the plane. Abe says, "We're gonna wanna hear all the details."

John says, "All I know is someone owes me a jet."

Marlena goes over to Caroline, "Oh, I am sooooooo sorry!"

Poor clueless Caroline announces, "When Shawn gets here we're all gonna go back to the pub and have a good hot breakfast."

"Shawn may not be too hungry," says Marlena.

Patch and Kayla make their grand entrance and run straight to Stephanie. She flings her arms around Patch. He grunts, "There go three more ribs." Kayla immediately runs over to poor pitiful Caroline, "Oh, I am sooooooo sorry!"

"Why do people keep saying that," asks Caroline. Right on cue they wheel Bo in on a gurney. Caroline completely falls apart, "What's wrong with Bo? Is this what you didn't want me to know?"

Hope says Bo's condition didn't happen in the crash. Kayla says she has to talk to her mom. Patch butts in and tells her to come with him. Kayla looks at Patch and then turns and gives Hope the big puppy eyes. Hope signals that it's OK. Kayla follows Patch. Hope tells Caroline Bo is sick. Lexie steps in, "I'm not sure what it is, but we'll run tests. After that I still won't know what it is but I'll see if I can find a doctor to interpret them."

Hope hugs Caroline. Stall, stall, stall. See Hope stall. Stall, Hope, stall. Marlena comes up to Caroline and talks about Bo. Stall, stall, stall. See Marlena stall. Stall, Marlena, stall. Shawn steps in. Stall, stall, stall. See Shawn stall. Stall, Shawn, stall.

Finally, Caroline starts to storm out of the room. She says she doesn't want to deal with anything until Shawn gets there. Suddenly, she stops and asks, "Why didn't he get off the plane?" The paramedics answer her question by wheeling in a third gurney. Caroline gasps, "Oh, no. OMG!"

The crowd huddles around Caroline and cuts off her oxygen as she collapses in grief. She staggers to the gurney.

Shawn apologizes for not telling her earlier. "He died a hero," says Phillip.

Shawn tells her, "This might be too painful."

"Everything on this show is," says Phillip.

Shawn tells about Hope and OMB forcing Bo to breathe while OMB refused the mask, "He died so that his family could live."

"And the world will never forgive him," yells some guy in the audience.

Caroline begs to see the body. No one thinks that's a good idea. She and Roman are a tower of tears, but Roman OK's it. Lexie uncovers the body. OMB looks up at the cue card which says, "LIE STILL." He nods and puts his head back on the pillow.

The nurse finishes bandaging Patch's ribs. In the next room, Kayla picks up a megaphone and asks the doctor if she will lose the baby. Patch listens through the curtain.

Lexie tells Bo he's in for a long stay and a lot of tests. She tells them about Caroline. Bo wants to be with her but they stop him. "How are you feeling," asks Lexie.

"I'm pretty nauseous," says Bo.

"You certainly are," says Lexie. Bo is also achy and his lower back hurts. He thinks he may be achy because of the rotten beds in Ireland, and he's certain the other pain is because of Hope, who has always been a pain in the a**, "All this kind of reminds me of Isabella's pancreatic cancer."

Relived, Lexie writes on her pad, "DIAGNOSIS: Pancreatic cancer" and thanks him.

"I'm not gonna lose you," says Hope.

"Damn right you're not," says Bo.

Stephanie meets Patch outside his little curtained room and asks where he is going. He says Kayla needs him, "She might lose the baby." Patch has such a tender way of breaking news.

They overhear the doctor telling Kayla stress is her greatest enemy, "except for your husband's mouth."

"Mom's pregnant," gasps Stephanie, "How did that happen?" Patch makes a note to have a long talk with the kid. Stephanie falls apart because they MIGHT have died. Patch tries to reassure her but she's a lost cause. He says they will make Kayla spend the whole pregnancy in bed. He asks Stephanie if she would prefer a brother or a sister. Stephanie doesn't care just so long as they don't name it after some idiotic piece of clothing. She hugs him. We hear a couple more ribs crunch.

Victor wants to take Caroline away. Caroline wants to stay right where she is. Maggie shows up, "Oh, I am sooooooo sorry!"

"I can't let him go," says Caroline.

John stares. Marlena comes up and tells him there was a time when he, like everyone else in Salem, thought OMB and Caroline were his parents, "Can you offer a few words of comfort?"

John goes over, "They tell me I thought you were my parents. I don't remember that. But from what I saw of him and what he did I truly wish he had been my father." Caroline thanks him. John leaves.

Caroline refuses to go. Lexie assures her no one else in her family is in danger, "And no one is suffering."

"What about us," screams the audience.

Roman promises they will all go over to the pub when things have finished there, "You can deal with your grief by fixing us all dinner – on the house, of course."

Caroline goes over to the gurney and cries, "Goodbye, sweet Shawn." She kisses his forehead. Victor follows her out, but Kate stops him. Lexie orders OMB's body to the morgue. Sami and Roman stagger into the scene. The whole crew gathers and watches from the depths of despair as they wheel OMB's body out. John gives us his blank stare.

Bo tells Chelsea, "They don't know what is wrong with me yet – Physically, that is." He thinks he needs a backrub.

"Once we get you home," says Hope, "I'll give you a backrub every night for all the Days Of Our Lives." Given his condition, she knows this isn't a big commitment.

"It's a lot worse than you're telling me, isn't it," asks Chelsea.

Patch wants to see Kayla. Stephanie says he should wait until Dr. Lexie sees him. Stephanie goes into Kayla's room and they talk about the impending bundle of joy. Kayla promises she will have no more adventures. Hugs.

Marlena and Sami get together for a blitherfest. Marlena thinks Stefano's organization had something to do with sabotaging of the plane. EJ says if that's true, he will find out. Marlena gives him high marks for telling her about John being alive. EJ suggests breakfast. Sami don' wan' no stinkin' food. EJ plays the 'twins' trump card and tells her she has to keep her strength up. They head out to chow down.

"I'm gonna drop in on the prosthetics department," says Phillip.

Victor stops him, "Haven't you done enough dropping in for one week? " He turns to Chloe and asks about Brady.

Chloe insists she has told everything. Victor swears to find him, "Someone will pay. Don't you care about your husband?"

"Yes," whines Chloe, "But I don't want him to see me until my scars heal." She stomps off. Phillip limps behind her.

Kate comes up to Victor and asks if he thinks Chloe is after Phillip now. Victor isn't sure. Kate says, "I think she's after what she has always been after – his money."

Victor tells John it's his son they are talking about. He asks if he cares. John doesn't care but is curious. "My daughter loved you very much," says Victor.

"So does Blondie," says John, "And a few others I suppose." John asks if he and Victor got along when Victor was his father-in-law. Victor says he was an admirable man.

"Are you implying I can't be that again?"

"That would be up to you, wouldn't it," asks Victor.

The nurse examines Patch and says he has to stay overnight. Patch whines like a little girl. He wants out of there now. The nurse reminds him Kayla will be staying overnight also. "Can we share a room," asks Patch.

Nurse Cratchet looks down her nose at him. "Adjoining rooms," he asks.

"Be patient," she snorts.

"I am a patient."

Max says he is heading for the pub. Roman will go with him.

Abe and Lexie swear undying love and he heads for the office. Lexie wants to examine John. He insists he's fine, "I've been prodded and poked enough for a lifetime. Two lifetimes, actually." Lexie insists. He turns and stares, "You're just out for a cheap thrill, aren't you?"

"JOHN!"

Marlena walks in to the little dust-up as John insists he is fine.

"Why don't you let a doctor decide that," she suggests, "instead of Lexie."

"Only if you do it," he says, "You show me yours and I'll show you mine."

Bo tells Chelsea it might be something serious.

Victor comes in, "Hello, son." He tells Bo he's sorry about OMB. He also says Maggie took Caroline to the pub. He takes Bo's hand, "If you need anything, all you need to do is ask."

"Actually, I'm short a few million," says Bo.

Patch limps in to see Kayla. She hugs him, crushing his three remaining ribs. He says he doesn't want her taking chances. Stephanie tells Kayla she can't get out of bed for the next eight months (or twelve, if things go the way they usually do on this show). Patch senses something is wrong with Stephanie and asks her what's going on. She says she feels terrible about OMB, but is happy to have them back home, "And we're gonna have a baby!"

Phillip tells Shawn they have ordered him a new leg direct from the Phillip Kiriakis Body Parts manufacturing plant. Shawn and Belle decide they love each other and head for home. Phillip asks Chloe how she is doing. She's not sure she will be OK. He invites her to go home with him. Chloe thinks she shouldn't. He talks her into it as Kate practically goes into a backwards somersault rolling her eyes.

John and Marlena come out of the examining room. Apparently, he has shown her his and she has shown him hers. Sami, evidently back from her big feed, walks up to them, "I want to hear the rest of the story." Paul Harvey steps in with the details. EJ goes for the car. Marlena thinks Sami and EJ are getting along well. Sami says he was good with the twins. She offers her and John a ride. John doesn't know where he wants to go yet. Marlena thought he would go home with her. John decides he wants to go to the DiMera mansion, "I have every right to live there."

"What does that mean," asks Sami.

"A lot happened in Ireland I will explain at some point," says Marlena, "But right now, it's more fun just to leave you hanging."

Marlena goes for the car. John follows. Sami picks her jaw up off the floor.

Lexie is going to take Bo for tests. Victor vows to bring in specialists. Bo thanks him. Victor, Hope and Chelsea stare like open-mouthed stone monkeys as they wheel Bo off.


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17 Comments:

Anonymous Leslie said...

Geez, there’s an awful lot of nothing going on in this installment of DOOL. However, the Prevuisms are great. For example:

OMB refused the mask, "He died so that his family could live."

"And the world will never forgive him," yells some guy in the audience.


I agree with that perceptive guy in the audience.

Sami, evidently back from her big feed, walks up to them, "I want to hear the rest of the story." Paul Harvey steps in with the details.

Another bull’s eye for Prevuze!!

John decides he wants to go to the DiMera mansion, "I have every right to live there."

This is truly Daze logic. Does the title on the mansion read “the Dimera family”? Stefano constantly disowns family members. This is a guy who jealously guards his possessions. His will has got to be written in pencil so it’s easier to change. What right does John have to just move into Stefano’s home? Santo didn’t make any provisions in his will for John because he didn’t even know he existed. Maybe Colleen was lying. Don’t you think someone should swab John’s check for a DNA sample to make sure he is a DiMera?

5:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO!!!! the censored link was hilarious!!! As was OMB's cue card. Pure Genius Prevuze!!! This may be one of your best.

dazeisdum

5:53 AM  
Anonymous em said...

"And no one is suffering."

"What about us," screams the audience


Great audience interaction in today's Prevuze.

But poor Caroline had to wait to see a body wheeled in before being told OMB was dead. These people are heartless!

Can't wait to see a glimpse of EJ again. I've missed the hunk.

7:18 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

OMB looks up at the cue card that says LIE STILL. This might be one of the all-time great Prevuisms! I'll be picturing that and laughing all day. HAHAHAHA

I also liked Marlena taking Claire's mask and Claire weighing more than Jabba.

See Prevuze make us laugh. Laugh, Laugh, Laugh

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Applecheeks said...

What a fan-tanulous Prevuze. I laughed all the way through it.

Nurse Marcie takes Claire to get her off the set. They're going for ice cream. By the time this kid is five she'll weigh more than Jabba the Hut. And, I’m sure the nurse has nothing better to do than to babysit these cretins’ kid.

Poor clueless Caroline announces, "When Shawn gets here we're all gonna go back to the pub and have a good hot breakfast." "Shawn may not be too hungry," says Marlena. Well, I broke the cardinal rule of Prevuze reading and had liquid in my mouth when I got to this one. CLEAN-UP ON AISLE SEVEN!!

However, it’s a good thing I got it out of the way then. ‘Cause if I’d been drinking anything when I got to this:

Lexie uncovers the body. OMB looks up at the cue card which says, "LIE STILL." He nods and puts his head back on the pillow.

I’d have had to bring in a shop-vac to clean up the mess. ROLFMAO.


"Mom's pregnant," gasps Stephanie, "How did that happen?" Patch makes a note to have a long talk with the kid. Good grief! Between this and Chelsea asking Victoline how they had Bo, I’m really beginning to question the level of sex education Salem youngsters receive.

Once more Prevuze delivers the goods!

8:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven't even gotten past the 2nd paragraph, and excuse me if I missed something, but their plane crashed in Greenland, right? They were flown to SALEM HOSPITAL for treatment? WTF?

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crashed in Greenland and sent to Salem hospital for treatment...Deb might have to modify her map to show Greenland just a couple miles east of Salem. That gives us another clue about where Salem is! The clues so far: Salem is in the midwest, near the mountains, near the ocean, near Chicago, and from the Salem International Airport it's just a short hop to Greenland or the tropical island of your choice.

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the more important observation is
it took them 2 days to crash but less then a day to get back to salem ?
umm where exactly is all the kids
bo hope sami and ej are at the hospital and what ever happend to abe and lexies kid

bottem line is wheres cps when you need them lol

10:11 AM  
Anonymous em said...

Kids? They don't care about no stinkin' kids!

Recall the scene on the crashed plane when Payla discuss the pending baby. "Stephanie will be a built-in baby sitter." They already can't wait to load off the kid.

Salem definitely needs a "Parents as Teachers" program or some other early ed help to teach these people some parenting skills.

No wonder the kids all grow up to murder, lie, & cheat. Imagine DOOL: The Next Generation.

We'll be WISHING for geezer sex by then!

10:24 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

what ever happend to abe and lexies kid

Completely unnoticed by either Lexie or Abe, Theo quietly moved to the Cosby show, grew up and has embarked on a fairly successful career as a director and musician.

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prevuze said...
Completely unnoticed by either Lexie or Abe, Theo quietly moved to the Cosby show, grew up and has embarked on a fairly successful career as a director and musician.


OMG! LMAO! Toooooooo funny!

11:10 AM  
Anonymous mudcat said...

Hope tells Caroline Bo is sick. Lexie steps in, "I'm not sure what it is, but we'll run tests. After that I still won't know what it is but I'll see if I can find a doctor to interpret them."

Prevuze, you're slipping. That should read After that I still won't know what it is but I'll see if Marlena can interpret them.

Actually, maybe I'm relieved you haven't fallen in with the writers obsession of playing Doc up as the only real doctor.

8:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

remember back just before they found the crash when victor was going to "save them all?" Max chimed in with .."Me Too." Then, Stephanie says, " Me Too." Aren't they the valiant ones? Things are fast enough so they're sending two whiney " It's all about me." Brats out to do what the coast guard can't. Then, sitting in the church Chelsea and Steph talking about how things are all their fault. Poor little rich girls, turning all the attention and pity on themselves. Poor babys. Then, they get word someONE shot off a flare and Chelsea says " THEY"RE alive." THEY? No. Sounds like only one is alive. Don't count your chickens Chels.

6:21 AM  
Anonymous Dazed said...

Where is Ciera? I've been checking my milk cartons. Maybe they'll bring her back in a few months when she's accepted to college. Or maybe she'll be some kind of donor to save Bo's life.

8:46 AM  
Anonymous moposh said...

Loved the part about Caroline soothing her grief by fixing dinner for everyone! LOL

1:21 PM  
Anonymous em said...

Maybe they'll bring her back in a few months when she's accepted to college

LOL, Dazed!


I just stopped in to say what a great coat Sami wore to the hospital today. I loved it.

6:33 PM  
Blogger Sydney said...

Paul Harvey!

6:48 AM  

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