Tuesday, February 19, 2008

What Happens In Greenland Stays In Greenland

Ahh... We have video again. Unfortunately, after seeing the show this morning, we kind of wish we didn't. Just a note to the readers who have submitted pictures during our little adventure... it's going to take a while to catch up.


Patch and Kayla sleep and shiver inside the plane. Patch moans. Kayla says, "Baby, you're supposed to lie still."

"I'm sorry," says Patch.

"Lie still," says Kayla, "Doctor's orders."

"Did you check with Marlena," asks Patch.

"Of course," says Kayla, "I run all my medical decisions by her."


"What I mean," says Patch, "Is, I'm sorry about your pop. He was a good man."

"It's not just him," cries Kayla.

John looks at Marlena, "Rise and shine!"

"I thought that was a dream," says Marlena.

"The rough landing or the kiss," asks John.

"Both." He assures her the kiss was no dream. He says it made him forget the rough landing. She asks if he remembers kissing her before. He thinks another kiss would jog his memory. Marlena whispers, "I would do anything if you could get your memory back."

John says, "If I can't, maybe we'll wind up in the same Alzheimer's wing."

We pan in on Shawn and Belle's tent. The sign posted on the outside says, "If this tent's a rockin' don't come a knockin'. Belle stares at Shawn. He invites her closer for warmth, "So, were you warm last night?"

Belle says, "I was."

Shawn asks, "That got pretty hot, didn't it?"

"You can say that again," says Belle, "It was almost as hot as if Phillip had been there." Shawn thinks he was inspired.

Chloe turns. Phillip asks, "So, was it weird for you?" Chloe says, "No, you're an incredible man. I've never seen a guy with interchangeable parts before."

"I meant sleeping with me naked," says Phillip. Chloe dodges the question and says she thinks they should get dressed. Phillip says he wanted to take it further. Chloe says in the moment, so did she, "But there's that pesky little marriage of mine..."

"You're right," says Phillip, "To sleep with a married woman is wrong. But it's OK to romp around with an engaged woman all day."

Chloe says she doesn't need any more regrets.

Hope shivers. She tells unconscious Bo to hang on and rest. Bo doesn't respond. I guess that means he's resting. Claire sleeps.

Kayla says she is crying for everything and everybody, "Mom, Kimberly, Roman, Max, Frankie..."

"They will all cry, too," says Patch, "Just as soon as they find out we are alive. Your pap was a good guy and they were lucky to have him." He moans. He wants to hold her. She scoots in, shivers and bawls.

Phillip and Chloe stall. They decide they are comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time. Phillip thinks he should get dressed. Chloe promises not to peek, "But you'd better not peek either. What happens in Greenland stays in Greenland, right?"

"I'm sure that's what the viewers are wishing right about now," says Phillip. Chloe gets up to dress. Phillip peeks.

Belle apologizes for romping around with Phillip, "That was a stupid thing to do."

"I expect you to do stupid things," says Shawn, "That's why I have to forgive you. I love you."

"Sometimes love isn't enough," says Belle.

"It had better be," says Shawn, "We're certainly not going to get through this relationship on brain power. I was confused but never stopped loving you. I was angry. I had every right to be. We are meant to be a family... you, me and Claire. Maybe even another one."

Belle gets closer, "That would be wonderful."

"Not for some people," says Shawn, "I'm sure most of the human race wants us out of the gene pool."

Marlena says she wants John back. "Think intimacy will do it," asks Automa-John, "I hope so because I'm getting real cold. They snuggle in.

"Is that better," asks Marlena.

"Gettin' better by the second," says John. Marlena says their special love is still there, but John isn't. Marlena wants his mind. It's not exactly Marlena's mind John wants, "One step at a time. Brace yourself." John dives in. Marlena gasps. She usually expects more from foreplay than 'brace yourself.'

Roman barks orders to the FAA as Victor arrives. He gets off the phone and reports the plane dropped fast, and it was nowhere near an airport. Caroline vows their prayers will be answered. Victor wants to do more. Roman wants to wait for a report. Victor and Roman argue. Lexie and Abe arrive and say Kate and Chelsea are still at the church. Max and Chelsea decide to go back to the church so they can tell God to ramp it up a bit.

Chelsea and Kate sit in a pew at the church. Chelsea thinks this is all her fault because death follows her everywhere. Nick arrives as Chelsea whines about only having two killings to her credit. Nick tells her not to assume anyone is dead. Chelsea bawls and blithers, "I want my mom."

Kate says she will call her, "But you have me." That sends Chelsea over the deep end.

"You have me, too," says Nick.

Hope says she knows Bo can hear her. She reminds him he is a father and a husband, "You can't leave us, at least until Wednesday."

Bo looks up and moans, "Why Wednesday?"

"Because Tuesday is trash day," says Hope.


Kayla says she will stay with Patch until they come for them. That sounds good to Patch, "A few cracked ribs won't kill me right?"

"I don't think so," says Kayla, "But I'll check with Marlena to be sure." Kayla is worried about Bo. She has a cramp. Patch panics. Kayla insists she is OK.

Patch thinks she is doing too much and putting strain on her and the baby. Kayla reassures him, "I think the baby will survive, but I'll check with Marlena to be sure. Pop didn't survive." Kayla says Bo needs treatment or surgery. Even if she didn't know about the tests she could see it in his eyes, "I know he's in bad shape. But I'll check with Marlena to be sure."

Marlena... John... afterglow. "Do you remember anything," asks Marlena.

"I remember I like doing this a lot."

"Do you remember anything about me?"

John dives in, "I'll remember the second time around." Marlena rejects him. She does, after all, have her standards... extremely low, but she has them. Marlena says she enjoyed it, too, but that was because she thought she was making love with her husband, not a stranger. John begs for round two.

"Not until you know exactly who I am."

"You are Marlena Evans Craig Bradford Brady Black North Black," says John, "My wife. Now take off your clothes." Marlena gets dressed and says she has other patients to see.

Belle and Shawn cuddle. Belle thinks this feels right, "We have always been together." She had faith their love would keep going even after she "messed up." Belle has learned a lot about their marriage, "It's all about family. I want to spend all the Days Of Our Lives together if you can truly forgive me."

Shawn says, "I held on to the anger and resentment longer than I wanted to. If you keep doing what you were doing last night I think we can work something out. I love you." Smooches.

Chloe dresses. Phillip peeks. Chloe insists she is warm enough. She thanks him for being close, "So, this stays in Greenland, right"

"Yeah," says Phillip, "And then we will try and find your husband."

Hope begs Bo to try, "Don't die on me. You weigh too much."

Max joins the church crowd and snorts about someone outside trying to sell long distance. Stephanie feels like a jerk after everything she has put her parents through. Chelsea remembers the last time she told Bo she loved him. The boys try to cheer them up. Chelsea gets a call. She hangs up and announces nothing has happened.

"Tell them to stop watching DOOL and search for the plane," says Nick.

Abe and Roman bark into their respective phones and act like they know what they are doing. Victor and Caroline go outside. Lexie follows. They decide Phillip is a tough guy and will come through with flying colors and most of his remaining body parts. Victor is proud to have Bo as a son. Lately, Caroline has been seeing a different side to Victor. Victor decides he will tell OMB he raised Bo well as soon as he gets back.

Hope continues to beg Bo to be strong. Marlena joins them. She assures Hope help will come. She thinks the cold is actually helping Bo, since it's making his body metabolize things slower. Shawn and Belle make their appearance. Claire sleeps. Marlena tells Hope she has to get some sleep. Hope can't, "I won't."

Marlena goes outside to check on the others. Shawn and Belle leave with her. Patch and Kayla join them. Marlena gasps when she sees Patch walking and says he shouldn't be on his feet, once again overruling Kayla's medical opinion. Marlena takes Kayla aside and asks if she is all right. Kayla says she has been cramping and spotting.

"When you were doing all that spotting, you didn't happen to spot a rescue plane, did you," asks Marlena.

"Patch thinks it ended last night," says Kayla, "but it hasn't." Marlena wants her off her feet. She sits. Patch asks how she is doing. "I'm doing just fine," says Kayla, "But I'll check with Marlena to be sure."."

Patch and Kayla ask about Bo. Marlena says he's not doing well. Phillip and Chloe join them. John comes up offering rations for breakfast.

Chloe isn't hungry, "I waa don't waa like waa frozen waa food."

John decides to try another flare. Shawn goes with him. Anything to get away from the whiner.

Phillip assures everyone they will be found.

As they look for the flares, John tells Shawn he's sorry about his grandfather. Suddenly, they hear the sound of a chopper in the distance. John yells, "We have exactly ten seconds to find those flares!" Shawn finds one. John fires.

"You think they see it," asks Shawn. John doesn't answer.

Victor starts to leave the police station to get a plane ready. Abe stops him. He hangs up and says they found the wreckage, "Someone fired a flare."

The fearsome foursome prays as Kate calls and tells Chelsea. Chelsea relays the message, "They found them. They're alive. Blubberblubberblubber."

Back in Greenland, a helicopter approaches the cheering crowd. They jump up and down like frogs on a trampoline. Patch's ribs must have had a miracle cure. Hope kisses Bo, "We're going home."

Chloe turns to Phillip, "I'm not going to be able to get on that helicopter."

"Why?"

"What happens in Greenland stays in Greenland."



Previews
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You can watch the previews later today on our PREVUZE II website.

26 Comments:

Anonymous evilgenius said...

I thought that was a very amusing edition of Prevuze, but I'll check with Marlena to be sure.
Credit for my caption quote goes to the writers of the film "Airplane", one of the funniest things ever made but not quite as funny as DOOL.

3:32 AM  
Anonymous botoxlady said...

I'll just have to ditto evilgenius. This crap about making Marlena the head medical honcho is just too stupid for words.
It sounds like we were saving from having to watch GaspyJawn sex. Praise to the soap gods!

3:52 AM  
Anonymous JustCallMeTracy said...

LOL I just want to say I love evilgenius that comment was hilarious and I am not even going to ask Marlena if that is O.K.

Prevuze Lady this edition is a hoot and a half, but then again they always are.
P.S. I wish I had thought of Chloe face scar caption first.

4:41 AM  
Anonymous tnchargerfan said...

I am so happy that it at least seems like we won't be subjected to actually having to see the Jawn/Marlena sex. I wasn't sure I could hold down my lunch for that.

5:20 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Chelsea and Kate sit in a pew at the church.

Holy smokes!!! Get out of the way!!! The chandeliers must be shaking!!!

“What happens in Greenland stays in Greenland, right?"

"I'm sure that's what the viewers are wishing right about now," says Phillip.


Prevuze, do you really think so? Maybe you ought to check with Marlena to be sure.

Yesterday’s straw slurping must have been Shelle. Prevuze, aren’t you fortunate to have gotten the video back just in time for the Marlena/Jawn love fest? Yikes!!!

Very funny stuff!!! It almost makes this tripe worth watching…almost. Thanks for brightening up yet another bone chilling morning!!!

5:22 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Great stuff, as usual. I chuckled thru the whole episode, but really lost it with "They jump up and down like frogs on a trampoline." Boy These DOOL writers, I just can't come up with words...

Mike

6:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great job Prevuze... I had to actually get up from my desk... I was chuckeling too loudly!

I'm sure reading Prevuze will be much more entertaining than actually watching this one!

My favorite funny -
Hope says she knows Bo can hear her. She reminds him he is a father and a husband, "You can't leave us, at least until Wednesday."

Bo looks up and moans, "Why Wednesday?"

"Because Tuesday is trash day," says Hope.

Wasn't expecting that answer!!!!!!

Uh-oh!!!! What would Marlena do if later she finds out THIS John is actually Andre with plastic surgery....!!!???

Pictures are AWESOME!

Thanks Prevuze for my daily dose of funny and keep up the GREAT work!

6:35 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Anyone who suffered thru the Chloe scars-on-her-face ordeal had to LOL over that picture. HAHAHHA

I'm just glad they're going to be found this soon so we don't have another Melaswen months and months on the island thing. The temporary writers must've wanted to wrap it up before the writer's strike was over or something.

Great Prevuze, glad you're back from No Man's --- uh, that quaint little town! ;)

6:39 AM  
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7:05 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

First thing I thought of when Philip pulled Chloe up from the wreckage was, "OMG! That gash is in the exact same place her other one was in. Here goes months of whining about her deformity."

Of course, with DOOL you never know. A week from now the character may not even have a scratch showing.

LOL at the pictures, especially the one from Bulldog. The caption and the look on Jawn's face were priceless.

So, Hope has to cope with an unconscious and seriously ill husband yet SHE is taking care of Claire so Belch can romp? Huh?

I must add that those of us in "quaint little towns" everywhere are just all a-tingle with the thought that Prevuze might have been gracing our little part of the globe. Tingle Tingle

Which inspires me to this "Ode To Prevuze":

Tingle, tingle Prevuze star,
How I wonder where you are.
Up above the daytime fray,
Mocking DAZE so we will stay...
With this show that we should shun.
Instead you give us so much fun!

Thank you, thank you. You may now return to your normal duties.

7:07 AM  
Blogger Fwickafwee said...

She usually expects more from foreplay than 'brace yourself.'

This line had me totally laughing out loud. Prevuze you're awesome, thanks for brightening up my day!

7:10 AM  
Anonymous I challenge you to a DOOL said...

Stellar, stellar Prevuze, and a special round of applause to all of the commenters today! Y'all are a witty bunch! I love Prevuze!

9:18 AM  
Anonymous moposh said...

OMG!!! Was I watching Days or Top Gun? Maverick (John) and Goose (Steve) were so stellar in the cockpit!

How long can you go without air before you die? It seemed like the gang had no oxygen a while and should have been dead.

How was John still able to function when his oxygen ran out? Are the pilots dead? Is the gang using them for food?

I liked the scenes between Claire and John.

9:37 AM  
Anonymous em said...

Lots of great Prevuze humor & lots of daze confusion in this one . . .

First, I always like it when full names are recited -- "You are Marlena Evans Craig Bradford Brady Black North Black," says John, "My wife. Now take off your clothes." Marlena gets dressed ...

Huh? So was she dressed or not?!

And what's with the "What happens in Greenland" stuff between the Phantom of the Opera (Chloe) & Mr. Potato Head (Phillip)? I thought nothing happened.

Didn't John already shoot off one flare (yesterday)? So why was it so hard to find the stash of flares? He forgot where they were?

Maybe Marlena could 'splain it all to me.

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Brandy said...

em--- I was wondering about all that too.

Also trying to figure this one out as well....
Lexie and Abe arrive and say Kate and Chelsea are still at the church. Max and Chelsea decide to go back to the church ... Ummm, if Chelsea is there with her mom, how can she go back with Max?

10:52 AM  
Anonymous CherryNose said...

Between "Hope begs Bo to try, "Don't die on me. You weigh too much." & "Brace yourself"

My co-workers are giving me the eye. I think they're calling the squad to have me taken away.

Sounds like prevuze is much better than actually watching the show, although I'm grateful we're not getting any up close and personal scenes of J&Msex.

11:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously the only thing that is enjoyable about this misery of a storyline is Prevuze. I am convinced DOOL is ending up cut from programming. Who writes this crap?

Then again, without it we wouldn't get all this prevuze goodness.

I am still enjoying JAWN - I really hope they keep him just like he is for a while.

I understand people are burnt out on Sami/EJ/Lucas story but can we at least acknowledge them more then filler episodes? The writers strike is showing, painfully showing.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the time everyone on the plane was waking up, Chloe woke up with a cut on her face. Next scene, she has this big old white bandage on her chin. I never saw anybody put the bandage on. Doc was nowhere near her and I don't think Belle had taken that class yet in her nursing. So, did she do that herself? Inquiring minds......

12:14 PM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Also trying to figure this one out as well....
Lexie and Abe arrive and say Kate and Chelsea are still at the church. Max and Chelsea decide to go back to the church ... Ummm, if Chelsea is there with her mom, how can she go back with Max?


I have no idea, but it couldn't possibly be a typo, right? Maybe Max the dog fits into the equation somewhere.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Which inspires me to this "Ode To Prevuze":

Gosh, AC, I never had my own ode before. Well, that's not totally true, but a little deodorant goes a long way sometimes. Anyway, thanks for all that creative effort.

As far as my whereabouts these past few days, I'm sure you didn't try to read between the lines but 'quaint' was a euphemism. I spent the entire weekend trying to shovel myslef down from Mt. Buttbreaker. Mt. Buttbreaker won.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

Great stuff today.



She usually expects more from foreplay than 'brace yourself--Yeah, like a pat on the butt as they go out the door.


What happens in Greenland stays in Greenland, right?" How about whoever crashes in Greenland, stays in Greenland.

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok. one more observation and I'll remember it's just a show and I should stop noticing the details. If they are all outside at night, in Greenland in the Winter and snow is all around and they are all shivering with teeth chattering, ....shouldn't we be able to see their breath when they talk? Helllloooooo. It can be digitally done guys. These people are freezing and we can't see the breath smokeys. At least, have Claire running around blowing puffs of smoke into the air. All kids get a kick out of doing that.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GREAT deduction, Watson!!!

I'm sure the writers (who?) NEVER, even thought about that...

'You very smart!"... ha ha ha - LOL!!!

8:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Lexie and Abe arrive and say Kate and Chelsea are still at the church. Max and Chelsea decide to go back to the church ... Ummm, if Chelsea is there with her mom, how can she go back with Max?"


It should have read, Max and Stephanie.

Also, I think Kayla is worried that the baby won't survive, not that it will.

7:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, yeah, Kate is not Chelsea's mom. Chelsea's mom is Billie who is supposed to be in Italy (I think)

7:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Billie (Chelsea's mom) is in London. She was hired by Victor to be part of his security team at one of his businesses there.

3:33 PM  

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