Saturday, December 08, 2007

Teen Sluts, Wife-Swappers, Bed-Hoppers, Sexy Sweet Cheeks And Meyghan Hill

So, who knows what makes Google tick. If you search "Days Of Our Lives" on Google Prevuze comes in within the top fifteen out of millions of hits. Not bad, since Google treats blogs as second-class citizens. We're the first blog by far and also the first site that does not have "Days Of Our Lives" in its title.

It wasn't always like that. When we first put Prevuze on its current site, if you typed "Days Of Our Lives" into Google, you couldn't find us with a GPS. In fact, for a while, if you searched on "Prevuze," we didn't even come in first!

Most of our searches today come from what you would expect – standard DOOL stuff like "Bo and Shawn" or "what will Sami name her twins" or "Belle in a red dress" or whatever. Early on, though, the only hits we got were weird ones. We still get weird searches, but they're totally buried and hard to find in the normal DOOL searches.

So what kind of "weird" searches? Well, consider our material. I mean, what is DOOL all about? It's about sex, lust, betrayal and... well, you know as well as I do. And guess what, there are a lot of Internet searches for these very things. Especially the sex and lust ones.

To cut to the chase, early on when we couldn't buy a DOOL search, Prevuze was one of the top porn search sites on the Internet. Way back then, we frequently called Chelsea "Teen Slut." With our liberal use of that term, if you wanted a teen slut, you got Prevuze. At the time, it was our number one search.

We also learned you get more points on Google if the search terms are in the title of your post. So back in the day, we had a post entitled "Wife Swappers And Bed Hoppers." For a while after that, Prevuze was one of the hottest wife swapping sites anywhere. Or so the searchers thought. And what's more, even today if you search for the full title, Prevuze is the number two hit!

So I'm sure we've had a lot of surprised guys search for teen sluts and wife swappers who have instead found a DOOL recap.

Other interesting searches we've seen cross our path:

Dirty dancing
How to find wild women
Kama Sutra
Kinky things to write in a secret note
Life sucks then you die
Lousy love life
Naked cliff divers
Prostitution drugs porn
Roommates with privileges
Horizontal mambo
What counts as foreplay?
Who has been outted lately?
Whore (variations including cheap, cheating, crack)

Knowing I was going to do this post this weekend, I tried to keep track of "interesting" searches this week. They are really hard to find these days, but here are this week's odd ones:

Where did teacup poodles come from?
Sexy sweet cheeks bikini
Meyghan Hill (we get lots of these)
Frick and Frack

I'll bet the guy looking for sexy sweet cheeks bikini was definitely looking for a DOOL recap, huh?

And we also got one of the strangest ones I have ever seen this week. On yahoo, someone did an image search for "relaxed." And this is what came up in the results:

Don't even ask. I have no clue how the word "relaxed" has anything to do with that. Maybe it's just the karma of Chloe's return. What's more, a simple search for "Chloe" on MSN Live Search got a hit on the same picture. We've had dozens of pictures of Chloe, so why that one is so popular is a mystery to me.

What I do know is it's the weekend. Here's hoping you have a good one.

P.S. Look at the title of this post. NOW we're gonna get some interesting searches.


Anonymous Bulldog said...

Aaaahhh, Prevuze! You had me LOL thru this one. Just think if you cataloged all of the great forbidden links under the title Forbidden Links what someone who happened to search for that would find? HAHAHAHA

Meyghan Hill. I'm lost - is that someone on the show? Maybe I should Google her myself.

Thanks for the very entertaining Saturday special edition! :D

6:27 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

LOL Prevuze. If you Google Dazed and Confused I think my blog is on othe second page, or it used to be.

Google is just so fun! My daughter and her friends actually came up with a Google game.

They pick common words out of a hat and Google them. The one who gets the most porn sites with their word wins.

Anyway, check out my Saturday blog before you head out shopping today. ONLY 16 DAYS LEFT!!

These Are The Daze Of Our Lives

6:48 AM  
Blogger Angel said...

Thanks for the great Prevuze as always!!!

Now - here's the link to this week's preview -

I don't know the whole Chloe story except watching a few episodes where she was contemplating pursuing opera or staying in Salem with Brady. I don't know anything about her friendship with the previous teeny bopper gang but I LOVE the fact that she ran to Shawn and told him she saw Belle and Phil at a hotel room together. It'd be so cool if she and Shawn threw it down once.... Oh the drama.....

Oh and her self righteous, judgemental - "I think Shawn deserves better." line - That was a pisser for me..... hehehehe

Deb - Is it me or are they trying to morph Belle into a mini Marlena.... just a thought....

7:24 AM  
Anonymous Salemfairy said...

Prevuze, I want to marry you and have your Blog babies. No Blog swaping though, I'm kinda the jealous type. OK?

Thanks for making my rainy Saturday morning a laugh filled one.

7:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meyghan Hill is James Scott's girlfriend/fiancee.

9:17 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

I totally agree Angel.

And just think about it. If they do, they don't have to worry about the writers strike.
They can just dig out old Marlena scripts and use them.

10:35 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Prevuze, I want to marry you and have your Blog babies. No Blog swaping though, I'm kinda the jealous type. OK?

Shucks. I'll bet that rules out peer-to-peer file swapping, too.

10:46 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Google is just so fun! My daughter and her friends actually came up with a Google game.

They pick common words out of a hat and Google them. The one who gets the most porn sites with their word wins.

I think they should get extra credit if they land on Prevuze.

But, OMG! Going to porn sites! I hope you're not raising a teen slut.

10:52 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Wow! If I'd been able to read this before I headed out into the fray this morning I would have probably have had the energy to carry that "shopping monkey" on my back longer. HAHAHA

Loved the little blog history. Wonder what would come up if I type in "applecheeks"?

Thanks for the laughs.

2:15 PM  
Blogger Waterlilly said...

Great weekend Prevuze! I'm gonna do my homework and Google to see what I find.

LOL @ googling "applecheeks"!

4:12 PM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

re: googling "applecheeks". Yeah, I think I was better off not knowing. HAHAHAHAHA

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Hoochie girl said...

I work on the Thaao's Hoochies website. You won't believe how many hits we get from people searching for "Black Hoochies." We get hits for the word "black" because Thaao's character on Mission:Impossible name was "Nicholas Black."

8:37 PM  

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