Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Friends Don't Let Friends Date Flesh Eaters

Max takes it off and slings his shirt around above his head. Girls scream, but stay and bid anyway. Chelsea encourages more bidders. Morgan yells, "Oh, and don't forget to wear your tool belt, Max!" Unfortunately Max' tool belt is shy a few gadgets.

Morgan looks over at the Bobbsey Twins and squeaks, "I love you girls."

Chelsea turns to Stephanie, "She loves us! Sold! To Morgan Hollingsworth..."

Chelsea turns back to Stephanie, "$500! Say goodbye to hazing and hello to IFT."

Kayla tells Steve about Pocket's situation, "He's vomiting, cramping and having trouble breathing."

"That's not good," says the ever-observant Patch. Kayla also tells him CPS took Pocket. Patch starts to go into action, but Kayla tells him she already called a lawyer. Patch wonders how ammonia got into his system. Patch walks toward her and starts to give her a hug but Kayla backs off like he's got the plague. She rages at Patch for his meltdown on TV. Things degenerate. Kayla is sick of living like this. Patch tries to mitigate things but ain' no stoppin' Kayla. He insists things will get better. She doesn't want him making promises he can't keep.

EJ wants Sami and Lucas to sign the annulment. Lucas wonders how they came up with the document. Stefano tells him he had a little chat with the Bishop.

"Oh," snorts Lucas, "Was the Pope too busy to take your call?"

"I didn't want to bother him with this," says Stefano. Lucas claims the document must be fake.

EJ says, "That document represents the first step towards peace between our families."

Lucas picks it up and takes a close look, "OH, NO... NOT ANOTHER SANTO-COLLEEN LETTER! " He turns to EJ, "Get your own girl, junior."

Chelsea leads the cheers, "Lets hear it for the five-hundred-dollar-man!" The audience applauds. Chelsea asks if there are any guys who think they are worth more than Max. Ford and Tommy argue about who gets to go next. Chelsea gives Adrienne the mike.

Ford gets up and struts his stuff, "I like my beer cold, my pizza hot and my cars fast." He rips off his shirt and shows them what's under the hood, "But you have to pay to see my engine."

Max tells the girls he got the auction going because he didn't want the mob turning on them. In the background, the bidding on Ford goes to $140.

Max looks over at Morgan and says, "Oh, yeah, she's hot."

Stephanie turns green and says, "If you're into the slash and burn type, yeah."

Max says, "I was."

"She's not what you think," says Stephanie.

Max asks, "How do you know what I think?"

"Because we're studying amoebas in biology right now," says Stephanie.

Patch says what he did was the only way to save Roman. Kayla thinks it was scary and dangerous.

Kayla whines about what the next family won't know to do for Pocket, "I just want to get Pocket home."

Phillip busts in, "His name is Tyler."

Kayla gasps, "Phillip. What are you doing here?"

Phillip tells them Tocket is his son.

Lucas refuses to sign the annulment papers. He takes Sami aside and says her family needs to weigh in on this because he doesn't have what it takes to convince her himself, "Give me 24 hours." Sami stares.

Stefano interrupts and tells her she knows what has to be done. He makes his exit. Lucas works on Sami. Sami doesn't want her kids to grow up in fear of her lives. Lucas says the DiMeras are losing their power and the Bradys have already won.

Phillip gives Patch and Kayla the Reader's Digest version of the baby switcheroo story. Steve thinks its convenient Lauren just died. He won't believe Phillip is Tocket's dad until he proves it.

The bidding is up to $150 for Ford. He should change his name to Lexus. Max tells Stephanie he will be at the bar when she wants to thank him.

Morgan asks if Max is as hot as he looks. Chelsea tells her he's different. Morgan asks for an introduction from her IFT sister. Chelsea takes her over. Stephanie chokes on the green cloud surrounding her.

Guess what Sami, Lucas and EJ talk about. EJ threatens to make a call and ramp the vendetta up again. Lucas tries to call his bluff, "Go ahead be my guest."

We're up to $180 for Ford. Cordy thinks he's gorgeous, but thinks a hottie like Ford wouldn't go out with a nerd like her. So in an effort to recycle the early Nick-Chelsea scripts, Stephanie jumps in and shouts that Cordy is bidding $200. The bidding continues. It moves past $250. Cordy gets into it, bids $300 and wins. Adrienne calls a five-minute break. "OMG," says Cordy, "I'll be on bread and water for the next month." She pouts and says Ford is only going out with her because she paid. She leaves Stephanie and goes to give Adrienne her money before she chickens out.

Chelsea comes up and asks if Stephanie is OK. Stephanie bares her teeth and wonders what's with Chelsea introducing Max and Morgan. Chelsea is sooo perceptive, "You had a problem with that?"

"I have a problem with you playing matchmaker," hisses Stephanie.

Patch and Kayla are skeptical about Phillip being Tocket's father. They obviously don't watch DOOL much. Phillip says he will get a DNA test to prove it. He wants to see the little tyke. Steve and Kayla break the news about Tocket being in the hospital, the poison and the CPS battleaxe being after him.

"What did you do to him," asks Phillip.

That does it. Patch goes off his rocker again. He trashes the place and Phillip along with it. A cop comes in and breaks them up. Oh, yeah, CPS definitely will want to give the kid back to Patchzilla.

Chelsea reminds Stephanie ending things with Max was her idea. Stephanie claims she is just trying to be his friend. Jeremy is out of her life. Chelsea accuses her of being jealous. She suggests Stephanie have some fun, forget Max and bid on a guy.

Max comes clean to Morgan about the Touch The Sky, "I made some mistakes and lost my shirt."

He left Morgan wide open with that one, "Wweellll... Sometimes it isn't a bad thing to lose your shirt." She's shocked that Max doesn't hate his parents or blame them for screwing him up like normal people do, "What planet are you from?"

Adrienne starts the bidding again. Tommy Chippendale hits the stage and does his thing. Stephanie opens with $50.

Patch apologizes for going ape. Kayla tells Phillip they are as worried about Tocket as he is. Patch says he and Kayla feel like Tocket is their kid as much as anyone else's. Kayla tells him he will have to work with CPS to get the DNA tests. "Consider it done," growls Phillip as he leaves.

Patch asks Kayla if she believes Phillip. Kayla thinks he sounded pretty sure about Tocket being his son.

"What happened," asks Patch, "We were so happy." Hugs. "Pocket will be fine. I don't give up on the people I love. I just throw fits like a five-year-old with ADHD."

Stefano interrupts. He thinks prison has been kind to Patch. He tells them he has come to drop the charges against him. He says he paid the TV station for damage and the manager will not pursue legal action. Patch is free to wander the streets of Salem in a stupefied rage.

EJ says Stefano is a dangerous man. Lucas thinks EJ is telling them that so they will be afraid. He points out that Stefano is not in the best of health. "He isn't going to be around much longer," says EJ, "But he will not turn his back on the promise he made to his father. Samantha, if you listen to Lucas, your family will face years more pain and suffering."

"Just having Lucas in the family is enough pain and suffering," says Sami.

Macho honcho Lucas jumps in, "Why don't you pack your bags and go back to Italy?" EJ has to remind him he is from England.

Tommy's bidding goes to $285. Cordy, who is already on bread and water, offers a loan to Stephanie. Chelsea brings Ford up and introduces him to Cordy. Ford says he will plan something special for his date with her. He asks if she's busy tomorrow. Cordy, of course is never busy. Ford says he'll come by around seven. He leaves.

"Am I nuts," gasps Cordy, "Guys like that aren't into girls like me!" Chelsea encourages her. She says she and Stephanie will help her get ready. Morgan comes up and welcomes Stephanie and Chelsea as full-fledged members of IFT.

Stephanie tells Max she is sorry. She says she should give him a medal for putting up with Morgan. Max swills his beer in silence.

Patch wants Stefano out. Stefano says he won't come after him or his family, "What I want is for us to live all the Days Of Our Lives in peace. You can depend on being free from all interference from the DiMeras." Translation: The DiMeras want to keep a safe distance from Mr. Whackjob.

EJ tells Sami if she doesn't sign the papers she is putting her family in jeopardy. Poor schmuck Lucas begs his wife for one more day of marriage. Sami agrees, "But you will have to live with my decision." EJ tries again. Sami tells him if the DiMeras have lost their power there is no reason to leave Lucas. Lucas is the man to be with if you're going up against anyone who is powerless.

PREVUZE ADVISOR

Dear Prevuze:

In your opinion, do the words "doofus" and "Lucas" rhyme? If so, do you think there is something to it, or is it just a coincidence?

Stupified in Salem
* * *

Dear Stupe:

Wow. We never thought of that before. Let's just try it out and see if it works...

There once was a young man named Lucas
Who behaved like a flaming doofus
Wives, he had three
Soon a bachelor he'll be
'Cause his brains are in his tucas.


Gosh, it seems to work for us, so we'd have to say they do rhyme. And we don't believe in coincidences.

-P

Patch thinks Stefano wants him on the streets so he can kill him. Stefano says he dropped the charges because of Benjy. He asks Patch to let him honor Benjy's memory without question. A cop comes in and tells Patch Abe Carver has signed his release.

As he leaves, Stefano says it's a comfort to know his son's death will not count as vengeance.

Patch wonders what happened. Kayla thinks Stefano really does have feelings for Benjy.

Phillip comes in with Battleaxe Bertha. She makes the big announcement – the DA is going to charge Patch and Kayla with child endangerment.

"Leave Stephanie out of this," says Patch.

Stephanie wonders if Max' credit card can stand the big hit it will take on a date with Morgan. Max says he came clean with Morgan about Touch The Sky.

"She's slumming," sneers Stephanie.

Max wonders where she gets off warning him about other girls. He brings up the cave, "You made your decision and now you're all over me about a girl I haven't dated yet. Morgan will get her $500 worth and a whole lot more."

The girls made a total of $1,695. Adrienne thanks everyone on behalf of the women at the shelter. She cautions the winner, "Don't do anything on your dates you can't tell your mother." She launches into the perfunctory designated driver lecture for everyone in the bar and, of course, all us kiddies out in TV-Land. Stephanie joins them on stage and the crowd cheers and applauds. Stephanie thanks Max for getting things started.

Chelsea comes up to Stephanie, "We got in to IFT!" Stephanie is preoccupied with Max and Morgan. She asks Chelsea if she trusts Morgan. Chelsea says she really doesn't even know her. Stephanie gets paranoid, "We have to do something before she pulls a number on Max. I know! We'll follow them on their date. Friends don't let friends date flesh eaters."

Battleaxe Bertha says the investigation is ongoing. She isn't at liberty to tell them how Tocket is doing. She huffs off.

Kayla thinks they will never see him again. She shows Phillip a picture. He asks if he can keep it.

EJ keeps it up. Lucas reminds him he needs two signatures on the annulment, or at least Sami's signature and Lucas' X. As they leave, Lucas gives EJ his macho parting shot, "Tell your bishop friend thanks, but no thanks."

EJ sits alone in the pub, "A lot can happen in a day. Unless it happens on DOOL."


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32 Comments:

Blogger Deb said...

Every morning my first click is on my permanent link to Prevuze.
And every morning, I end up shaking my head and wondering,
WHY? Why do I keep punishing myself with insanity?

Isn't it punishment enough that Kayla and Steve will be losing Pocket to Phillip? We all know the baby will end up being the long lost Tyler, (although I am not sure I would trust ANY DNA test done at University Hospital.
Maybe they should go on Maury.)

But now they have to face child endangerment charges?

And NOW DOOL writers finally figure out there is such a thing as CPS?

I loved the Prevuism Guess what Sami, Lucas and EJ talk about.
I find it most interesting that all it took was a one time explanation and a 2 minute conversation for Will to understand why Sami was marrying EJ, and to tell her so.

Proof once again that Lucas is, as we already knew, a brainless musclehead.

DOOLisim of the day:
" . . .Samantha, if you listen to Lucas, your family will face years more pain and suffering."
Oh wow? Really? Murder, rape, kidnapping, torture, blackmail, bombs, demonic possession, suicide
All those things were child's play compared to YEARS of listening to Lucas and Sami TALK ABOUT IT!!

4:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give me Lucas, a real man, over the RAPIST any day.

You know, I used to find prevuze amusing, but the non-stop bashing of Lucas is beyond irritating. He has his issues true, but not nearly as many as the RAPIST who needs Daddy to arrange a marriage for him.

4:56 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Hey, lighten up, this is Prevuze.. I think Sami is getting way too much face time. And if I here "protect my family," again, I'm gonna choke. Lucas is a bit annoying at times and is a bit of a jerk a lot of the time. But, that's Lucas. Sami, cries a lot and whimpers more than most. And that college crowd is fast forwarded every time they are on. My wife came up with the idea that the writers are New York City dwellers and as such, have no clue what the REAL world is like. Deb is a much better writer than we have with DOOL.

5:28 AM  
Anonymous dazeisdum said...

I really wish the writers would stabilize Steve's character. Remember the old days when Steve and Kayla were...uh...normal? And since when did Stefano become such a push over? Thankfully prevuze is here to entertain me.

5:46 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

the non-stop bashing of Lucas is beyond irritating.

True. EJ is a slimeball, but if Lucas had a pair he'd either be telling Sami to cut this annulment crap or kick her sorry butt to the curb.

Sorry. That almost sounded serious. We won't let that happen again.

Besides, EJ doesn't rhyme with cheesed*ck.

6:34 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

The Lucas limerick was spot-on. Prevuze, I don't know how you do it day after day.

And I'm not just talking about the wit, I'm talking about watching this drivel without fast-forwarding or muting!

The DOOL writers are just so damned lazy! If you're going to have Sami go over and over and over the same old conversation at least let her have it with different people. How about her sister, Belle? How about her mother? How about having Eric call from wherever he is?

In fact, all of the current storylines just have the same conversations over and over while a dozen characters float around out in the Kate Zone without so much as a nod in their direction.

Now that I got that off my chest, thanks Prevuze! Loved the title. Thought for a minute there that DAYS was going to return to the Reilly Days and throw a few zombies into the show. HAHA

6:36 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

OMG, Prevuze, you’ve hit another one out of the ballpark, which is more than I can say about Alfonso Soriano, Derrek Lee, or Aramis Ramirez. The limerick was outstanding and truly worthy of a Pulitzer.

Sorry Anonymous but the writers have turned Lucas into a chest waxing, ignorant, annoying, loud mouth, brain dead, crotch scratching blow hard. Did I miss anything?

7:06 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Bashing Lucas has turned into a full contact sport. To fully enjoy Prevuze, Anonymous needs to put on shoulder pads and a helmet.

7:08 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Well, here we go. I just watched Prevuze II with OMB yelling to Stef about his sister's body not being found. I like to think not that DOOL is predictable but that the witers are following the Prevuze commenters' suggestions right to the letter.

Wasn't it just this same day (Salem time) Stefano was telling Bo that Patch was going to "spend the rest of his miserable life in prison"?? What's with the 180?

LOVED the Lucas limerick! And Patch moving Pocket from beer too quickly. HAHAHAHA

Great Prevuze today!!

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this blog. I tried to do DAYS recaps for a short time during Reilly´s first tenure, but very soon it turned into a big, tiring a bloated thing I hated to do. I really don´t understand how you are able to do this on daily basis and even add scans and photo jokes to top it.

That said, I really love DAYS lately and don´t really understand why are some coments here still so jaided. With the stupid letters reading finally behind us, the show seems to be so much better and the plots finally moves. Even this sorority stuff isn´t so bad, and I actually laughed over some lines from Chelsea and Stephanie. My only favorites were J/J and they are off the show, so I´m open to any story with any characters as long as it is interesting or atleast funny. And I really see a huge difference from the moment Ed Scott got on board.

8:01 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

I really don´t understand how you are able to do this on daily basis and even add scans and photo jokes to top it.

When John kicked the amphetamine habit, he sent his supply to us.



you’ve hit another one out of the ballpark, which is more than I can say about Alfonso Soriano, Derrek Lee, or Aramis Ramirez

Yeah, but, you know the Cub's motto: wait 'till next year. The way things are sinking, though, there may not be a next year for DOOL.

8:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Anon - Lucas is just so easy to bash. If he's a real man then women everywhere need to be afraid. Give me EJ, who btw is not a rapist. He has some issues but at least he is hot. In soapland personality doesn't matter as much as looks. It all comes down to who would you rather see half naked doing a love scene with Sami and my vote is for EJ.

8:56 AM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

EJ sits alone in the pub, "A lot can happen in a day. Unless it happens on DOOL."

That's spot on Prevuze.

Kayla and Patch are nuttier then fruitcakes. If Belle and Sami are the bipolar potatoes of the show these guys are the Berzerkers.

As to Lucas bashing, no character is safe on this blog and that's why I love it so.

Oct.9th and no babies. Do we get to repick the date of the miracle? I pick Oct. 19th.

The only bad thing about seeing a half naked EJ is having to see a half naked bipolar potatoe at the same time.

9:28 AM  
Anonymous dazeisdum said...

Brendamouse....
"Kayla and Patch are nuttier then fruitcakes. If Belle and Sami are the bipolar potatoes of the show these guys are the Berzerkers."

I squirted diet coke out my nose onto my keyboard. Now I'm going to have to explain to my husband why there is snotty diet coke on my keyboard. Thanks

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It all comes down to who would you rather see half naked doing a love scene with Sami and my vote is for EJ.

Thank you for summing it up, hun: About 90% of Ejamis out there are just horn dogs who want Sami and EJ together so they can live vicariously through Sami as she screws his brains out (although I doubt THAT will happen, but it never hurts to hope). I love it.

Maybe the Lucas bashing would be more entertaining if it didn't keep repeating the same points over and over. Prevuze is getting just as bad as Lucas as far as repitition goes, haha.

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Holy smokes! I’m with Brendamouse on this one. Prevuze and Prevuze posters are equal opportunity bashers. We’re just trying to have a good time and no one should be taking any of this personally or seriously. It’s just a soap opera.

Prevuze you do a wonderful job. I, too, have wondered how you find the energy for this endeavor. The high level of comic relief you provide is amazing, and I appreciate and laugh out loud at all your Prevuisms.

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Theresa said...

About 90% of Ejamis out there are just horn dogs who want Sami and EJ together so they can live vicariously through Sami as she screws his brains out

Listen here sister. I'm a Lumi, keep the family together, let them FINALLY be beyond the conniving fan, but I'm just as horn dawg as the next woman and I'm a little offended you didn't include me.

I would like to take this opportunity to do some EJ bashing. OOO where to start,

the Italian accent make me wish for finger nails on a chalk board;

the black glove, couldn't have been any more retarded wearing a black glove in the middle of summer and jacking with Phelle and Shimi??? What the Hell did THAT have anything to do with anything????

So forcing a woman to have sex so that you can "plant your seed" BARF and help save her husband is not rape...whatever!

I guess sticking her husband in a freezer isn't attempted murder, nor is sticking two rings in a folio to manipulate her into marriage is quite alright also.

I do agree with Prevuze though, Lucas needs to grow a pair and kick EJ's ass a couple times instead of spraying him with a fire extinguisher.

OK I feel better now.

11:39 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Brendamouse, I disagree with your opinions but I will defend to the death your right to express them!

That said, you will love this:

These Are The Daze Of Our Lives

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Voltaire said...

I disagree with your opinions but I will defend to the death your right to express them!

Hey, that's my line!

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Voltaire said...

What's my line?

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's my line?

Philosopher.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Deb said...

Duh!! It's not Brendamouse I disagree with, it's Theresa!

And I still defend...yadda yadda yadda.

These Are The Daze Of Our Lives

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Deb:

The perfect scenario…way to go!

12:38 PM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

Deb--

Loved your Maury sendup

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Hey Voltaire: Smile…you’re on Candide Camera!

2:14 PM  
Blogger Deb said...

THANK YOU to everyone who posted they liked my blog today.

If things get much worse on DOOL the next stop is Jerry Springer.

6:39 PM  
Anonymous Cassi said...

I hope Philip gets his son back.

8:30 PM  
Anonymous Aliaron said...

I find it weird the constant attacks on Lucas when all he's trying to do is keep his family together. To me he has the most common sense out of all these people. (I don't know if that says a lot).

Its so skewed. Its like a blog that keeps ranting about Bush but overlooks Cheney (or EJ to be the case).

Yes, Lucas can be annoying, but he's the least annoying at this time.

Sami hasn't fought for anything since the new writers decided to "turn her away from her bad side." She's a schemer for goodness sake but she can't scheme her way out of a fake marriage? Whatever. And she's forgiven EJ? This is the same woman who took more than a decade to forgive John and Marlena and she's gotten over the man who raped her. I guess her and Alan would be on good terms tool.

EJ is the worse kind of character because his horrific actions are treated like bumps in the road to his redemption. They kind of blur over them. He rapes Sami. But everyone only brings it up every now and that's to make a point. He tried to kill Lucas but no one has even found that out yet. The writers act like that didn't even happen. It supposed to be love we're seeing from him, but all I see is this weird obsession that just grown over time.

This Lucas/Sami/EJ mess is the worse storyline cause no ones doing anything. Everyone's just going along with the flow.

I like proactive Sami. The one who finds her own way. The one whose not told what to do by anyone. Not Lucas. Not EJ. Not Stephano. Here way might not be the smoothest corse of action, but at least I could enjoy the ride.

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"About 90% of Ejamis out there are just horn dogs who want Sami and EJ together so they can live vicariously through Sami as she screws his brains out (although I doubt THAT will happen, but it never hurts to hope). I love it."

You say this like it was a bad thing - very puzzling.

1:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And she's forgiven EJ? This is the same woman who took more than a decade to forgive John and Marlena and she's gotten over the man who raped her.

EJ is hotter than John and Marlena.
Even Sami knows (at least deep down) that Sami wasn't raped.;)

1:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm just relieved to see that Kayla and Steve are being treated the exact same way anyone would be treated if a child was poisoned. Sometimes the string-pulling for Bradys / Hortons on this show is completely unbelievable! So, even though this is my favorite super-couple from the '80s, I say, deal with the rules for a change, folks!

As for the Lucas bashing ... I'm just glad that he's not backing down from giving Sami a divorce/annulment. Maybe he's got a pair after all! (Even though I fully expect him to cave at some point.)

7:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With that last line from Marlena 'I'll see you in Forever,' I'm reminded of a song that a friend of mine wrote:

"Heaven it seems,
just might have to be,
the next chance for you and me,
so I just have to believe,
someone waits to show our souls the way,
and I will wait for you a lifetime,
cause I'll be with you some day..."
-Doug Jones

1:20 PM  

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