Friday, June 15, 2007

Rocky Road Ice Cream And Anchovy Pizza

"That witch has her, I know," says the Queen of Bipolarity. She, Shawn and Phillip plan their next move. Bipolar Belle thinks if they follow Evelyn the authorities will stop them, "I didn't come this far to lose her again. Belle hugs her little troglodyte and gives that cute little thousand-yard stare of hers. Suddenly, she steps off the edge of the cliff with her "Noble Duke of York" routine. Shawn and Phillip desperately try to pull her out of the black hole of her own mind, to no avail. A baby cries. In the distance, that is... not Belle. Little Miss Loon stops her chanting, "That's Claire!" Shawn and Phillip are convinced. As they rush out, Phillip turns and tells Belle she may now continue her journey into darkness.

"When you're up, you're up, and when you're down you're down, and when you're only halfway up, you're neither up nor down..." Evelyn stands behind her and wonders if she really wants a kid spawned by this dingbat.

Lucas calls the cops and complains about not having any police protection yet. Unfortunately the idiot forgot to check first to see if anyone was out in the hall. They tell him the officer should be there. Lucas opens the door to find one of Salem's finest standing there. He also finds a cop from the Salem PD. He introduces himself as Officer Daniels. Lucas describes him to the person on the phone, "Tall... blue eyes. He should be on a soap."

"If you had to be tall to be on a soap, Mr. Roberts, we wouldn't be having this conversation." Officer Daniels tells him he will be on guard and wishes him and Sami a good evening.

Sami comes out. She's happy to know she has her own bodyguard outside, "And now, you can do it. Lucas, it is time for you to satisfy my craving." Mr. Satisfaction dives in. Miss-communication stops him, "Seriously, I need some rocky road ice cream and an anchovy pizza."

EJ comes out of his apartment and heads for Sami's. Officer Daniels stops him. EJ insists he should be allowed in, "I'm family. You see, Mrs. Roberts is carrying my child."

Bo discovers a bomb in the lopsided ballerina music box. Hope yells up for Doug and Julie to hightail it. Doug offers to pull them up before the bomb goes off. Hope refuses, she says the bomb is set to go off in about a minute and she's not going anywhere without Bo.

"OK, honey," says Doug, "You'll be out soon. I have a feeling Bo is about to go somewhere in one minute."

Julie thinks they should call for help. Doug says he already did. John and Marlena come in. Doug tells them about the bomb. John orders Marlena to get Doug and Julie as far away from there as she can. Doug and Julie insist they aren't going anywhere until they know Bo and Hope are safe. "Don't argue with me," says John.

Bo and Hope waste precious seconds arguing about what they should do. Hope screams, "Brady, you know how to diffuse the bomb? You remember don't you?"

Bo says, "We're about to find out."

While EJ tries to talk his way into the apartment, Lucas tells Sami he thought she wanted something disgusting, but had something in mind other than anchovy pizza and ice cream. Lucas is disgusted about other things, too. He lectures her for getting into trouble every time he turns his back. Lucas is desperate. His marriage to Sami has lasted almost as long as his marriage to Carrie. He's in danger of breaking that record, so he has to pull out all the stops by acting like a complete ass. Sami begs him to satisfy this one craving and she promises to develop another one. Lucas makes her promise to be good while he is on his mission of mercy. Sami wants a large pizza so she can have leftovers tomorrow, with marmalade. "I'd better go before I get sick," says Lucas.

The audience walks out, "Us, too."

Lucas steps into the hallway to find EJ and the guard arguing. EJ sees Lucas and says, "Thank God. Lucas, will you please explain to this dimwit that I am not likely to hurt Samantha."

Lucas asks the officer to step away. As Officer Daniels steps back, Lucas hauls off and slugs EJ in the solar plexus. It was as high up as he could reach, or he would have slugged him in the jaw.

Bo takes a break. Hope asks what he is waiting for. "That chapter of my training manual to come back to me. All I have to do is cut one of the wires. But if I cut the wrong one, the bomb will detonate instantly." Suddenly, Bo's intensive bomb training comes back to him, "Eenie, meenie, miney, mo..."

With about three microseconds left before the birth of Salem Crater, John argues with Doug, Julie and Marlena about who should go and who should stay. Finally John convinces Doug and Julie to go for help. They run out for mops and buckets.

Marlena tells John she isn't going anywhere. She flashes back to telling the doctor she would stay right by John's side during his coma. She may be about to stay by his side during his next coma and, as an added attraction, be in her own coma, too. In the flashback, Marlena also tells John she will stay right by his side. She pops back to reality (I use the term loosely), and vows that after about another minute, pieces of her will always be beside pieces of him.

John walks over and yells down the shaft, "Hey, Bo, can you believe San Antonio won another championship last night?"

Bo strolls over and looks up, "Yeah, but Cleveland almost had 'em at the end." Bo and John discuss the game."


Hope covers her head and whimpers, "eeeeek."

With thirty seconds remaining until the cartographers can remove Salem from their maps, John and Marlena argue for ten minutes about whether or not he should go down there. "Wish me luck," says John. Marlena wishes him luck with the longest kiss in soap opera history.

Bo Brady, crack Salem cop, decides to cut a random wire. He chooses yellow. Hope screams for him to stop. She wants him to cut the blue wire because it matches her outfit. Bo agrees. Hope stops him again. She decides he should cut the red wire because it matches her shade of lipstick. Bo agrees. He ignores the instructions pointing to the black wire which say, "CUT HERE TO DIFFUSE BOMB."

Bo cuts the red wire. Nothing happens. Par for the course on DOOL. Bo and Hope whoop it up. Hope falls into her hero's arms.

Lucas tells EJ he hopes that delivered the message. EJ says it's important for him to talk to Sami. Not only is Lucas not going to let EJ talk to Sami, but he also changed their phone numbers. As Lucas leaves, he instructs Officer Daniels to shoot EJ if he gets anywhere near Sami. Officer Daniels advises EJ to back off.

Sami comes out of her bedroom carrying a garbage bag and calls for Will. He comes out and Sami asks him what the bag is. Will is clueless. He goes back to texting his girlfriend. As Sami approaches the door with the mystery garbage, Will comes back out and tells her she got a text message on his phone, "Elvis is not only in the building, but he's desperate to speak with you."

Rod Serling describes what we are about to see next, "There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area we call the Belle Zone."

Belle is beyond bipolar. She has more poles than Kraków. She takes us on another trip with the Duke of York. This is the first documented acid trip without LSD. Suddenly, a little kid yells, Mommy, Mommy and runs into the room."

Belle stoops down and holds out her arms, "Claire!"

Evelyn stoops down and holds out her arms, "Jeffrey!" The kid runs into Belle's arms as Evelyn tells Belle to get her hands off her kid. Mad-Dog Belle tells Evelyn to back off or she will kill her. She turns and screams, "Shawn! Come here!" Shawn runs in.

Belle turns around with Claire, "Look who's here baby. It's Daddy."

"DADDY," yells Claire. Belle sends her over to give Daddy a kiss. Shawn stoops down as she runs to him in slow motion.

Oops. Detour. She runs to Phillip. He scoops her up, "Oh, my little angel, I thought I had lost you and it was my fault."

Will shows Sami the text message and tells her EJ texting him to reach Sami is pathetic, "EJ – What a loser!" He walks off.

Sami goes outside and asks if the guard has seen EJ. Officer Daniels tells her about Lucas performing the gut-ectomy on EJ, "I can't really say I blame him, under the circumstances."

"What does that mean," asks Sami, "...never mind." Sami tells the guard she has to talk to EJ.

Officer Daniels approves it, "As long as you stay where I can see you, and hear every juicy detail." Sami knocks and EJ comes out. Sami tells him if he says one word about paternity or stem cells, she will finish what Lucas started. Officer Daniels turns up his hearing aid.

Bo and Hope celebrate their stroke of random luck. John comes down and they fill him in on what happened, "I cut the red wire," says Bo.

John inspects the bomb, "It looks like a DiMera job."

Suddenly, a red light flashes.

KA-BOOM!

Once upon a time, there was a town named Salem...

Gosh, if EJ had been there, we could have said, "The building has left Elvis."

The explosion rocks the building. Marlena is tossed across the room. She gets up, runs to the shaft and yells down for John. Doug and Julie come running into the pile of rubble that used to be known as Doug's place. Marlena tells them what happened and then turns back to the shaft and screams for John.

Down in the tunnel of doom, debris rains from the ceiling. Hope chokes and clears the rubble off of her. She yells for Bo. She finds him trapped under the Lucas Roberts Memorial Beam.

Hope finds John under another pile. John struggles over and yells up to tell Marlena they are OK. She says the EMTs and police are on the way.

John tells Bo help is on the way, "How're ya feeling?"

"Exactly how Stefano wanted me to feel," says Bo, "Like a damn fool."

"Stefano didn't have to go to all that trouble. It doesn't take a bomb to make you look like a fool," says John.

Belle takes Claire from Phillip and hands her to Shawn. Shawn goes to get a balloon to play with. He gets one for Claire, too. Phillip apologizes for rushing in and scooping her up. Belle understands. She was reacting to the only father she knew for the first year of her life. Phillip says he accepts the fact Shawn is her father.

"Well," says Claire, "I'm having a little problem with that, though."

"But we can't erase the past any more than Claire can," says Phillip, "We can't pretend we don't remember."

EJ tells Sami what happened at the warehouse was the last straw. The threats against her aren't just threats. They won't stop until someone takes action or Sami winds up dead. Sami knows what action EJ thinks she should take, "You think I should take Stefano up on his offer and move in with you. I don't care who did it, I don't want to spend all the Days Of Our Lives with a freaking cop outside my door.

The freaking cop tips his hat, "At your service, ma'am."

EJ says he is gong to stop the man behind this. He's going to turn states' evidence against Tony. Sami asks, "You're gonna turn your back and betray your own brother?"

EJ says, "To protect you? Yes." Sami thinks he's working a scam. He tells her he's never been more serious. Sami tells him Stefano will never tolerate EJ betraying Tony.

"EJ," says Sami, "This is going to blow up in your face."

"Be careful, Samantha" says EJ, "You almost sound like you care."

"You're stirring up a rats' nest. Of course I care."

"You're in danger and I feel responsible for this," says EJ.

PIZZA DELIVERY! "Well, you're not," screams Lucas, "And we need to get that through your thick head."

Phillip walks in and tells Belle the police caught up with Evelyn. She is in custody and awaiting arraignment. On of Belle's quieter personalities comes out. She hopes Evelyn spends the rest of her miserable life in jail. Phillip promises Belle he will never let anything happen to Claire.

Shawn swoops in with Claire. Phillip fills him in on Evelyn. Shawn says, "I can't believe this nightmare is over."

Phillip asks, "You mean they cancelled DOOL?" Shawn thanks him for everything he has done. From somewhere beyond Pluto, Belle stares.

Lucas joins Belle on Pluto. He lectures Sami and EJ. He claims it's his job to protect Sami, not EJ's. Sami tells them she can take care of herself. She'd better be able to, with these two nuts trying to protect her.

Lucas blows up at the guard for letting EJ get to Sami, but Sami defends him. Sami just wants to go inside and eat the food, but first she has to throw away the garbage.

"What is that," asks Lucas.

"DOOL scripts," says Sami.
Lucas insists on going with her for this important event. Sami claims she can take the garbage out by herself. She walks off.

"I tired," says EJ, as he goes back into his apartment. Lucas hands Officer Daniels the pizza and ice cream and tells him he will be back.

John and Hope pull the beam off of Bo, who thinks his leg might be broken. Bo thanks John. Hope tells Bo he saved their lives. Bo claims their lives were never in danger, "If Stefano wanted us dead, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now."

Doug and Julie conduct the EMTs into the room. John crawls out of his hole and tells them Bo can't make it out on his own. He tells everyone Hope is in one piece. Marlena asks what kind of a bomb it was. John says that's a good question. He says it reactivated itself after Bo diffused it. It wasn't meant to kill, "It was meant to send a message – Stay away."

Belle twirls Claire around the room as Shawn comes in. She tells Shawn it's time to put Claire down for the night, "She seems a little stuffy." Shawn hands her the room key and says he will go get some children's' cold medicine just in case. Belle leaves.

Phillip comes in and tells Shawn he didn't try to encourage Claire in any way when she chose him over Shawn. Shawn says it's no big deal.

Bo thinks Stefano is just trying to scare them. Hope thinks he's doing a good job of it but they have to keep going.

Lucas walks up behind Sami as she tries to stuff the huge garbage bag into the incinerator door, which is about one quarter, its size. They decide they have to take stuff out of it to get it all in there. He wonders what she put in there. She tells him she didn't put anything in it; the bag isn't hers. Lucas says it isn't his either.

Sami looks at the mystery garbage, "Do you hear that? It sounds like ticking."

"It's in the bag," says Lucas, "There's a bomb in the bag." FF Sami.

Previews
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Jerkemy tells Max, "If you really wanna make it big, and I'm talking serious money here, you might have to bend a few rules."

Nick says, "I can't keep doing this to myself." He walks off and Chelsea says, "Nick, don't do this."

Sami and Lucas look into a computer screen. A voice from hell gives them an inaudible warning.

Hope tells Bo, "This time I go over to the DiMera mansion. It's time I dealt with Stefano face-to-face."

31 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

For some time now I have tried to figure out how a small child like Claire would recognize Philip with a brand new face!

6:04 AM  
Anonymous Gee said...

the Lucas Roberts Memorial Beam
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That one made me spit my Mt. Dew all over the computer!

6:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the moments with the 3 stooges and Claire is real or another fantasy of Belle ?? I'm a little confused!
Thank God Lucas got a clue and followed Sami, when I read that she was going to take care of the garbage alone I screamed NOT AGAIN !!!! geez !
Thanks prevuze for this funny friday fix !

6:43 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

I'm a little confused!

Belle? Is that you?

Are the moments with the 3 stooges and Claire is real or another fantasy of Belle ??

With the nitwits that write DOOL, you never can be 100% sure, but the scenes where the kiddie-corps finds Claire seem to be real.

7:01 AM  
Anonymous cindyjh said...

Too funny Prevuze today! lololol... I loved all the comments about the Belle Zone.

Thanks for the good laugh!

7:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hysterical prevuze today. "Pizza delivery"! Love it.

7:58 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

EVERYTHING was hilarious today. I got a particular kick out of EJ taking the circumference of Sami's head, not her baby's. HAHAHAHA

A few of the more memorable Prevuisms: Lucas only able to hit EJ in the solar plexus; the Belle Zone; and Belle having more "poles" than Krakow! I finally gave up trying to note all the good ones.

The whole bomb sequence was surreal. I just had to keep telling myself, "This is Salem time. If one day can last 6 months then why be surprised that a minute forty seconds can last for 20 minutes?!" LOLOL

Thanks, Prevuze!

7:59 AM  
Blogger doolfanatic said...

i agree Anon.
how old is claire?i thought that with a new face, she would not have even recognised Phil in the 1st place,much less accept him wholly & solely as her father!c'mon!
for a while there i thought it was a prevuism.had to read it a few times to make sure.
i think even the adults had a hard time realising it was him.
i'm pleading to DOOL writers.STOP!PLEASE!

8:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just have to say that the preview of Sami looking at the computer screen with the evil voice on it, did they get the script for Days and Passions mixed up. because that sounds alot like the crap going on, on Passions!

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know EJ is becoming good and that is great but before he does can't he please kill off Lucas???

Claire would have an easier time recognizing Phillip than adults would. Babies use their other senses (hearing, smell) to recognize people more than adults do. To a baby changing a face makes nearly as much sense as changing a shirt.

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I LOL over the Lucas Roberts Memorial Beam and SquintsBo discussing the game instead of diffusing the bomb. HAHAHAHHA

I wonder if they'll ever explain how Evelyn even got Claire or in typical DOOL fashion will never mention it.

Since Lumi are in Monday's Previews they blew any "suspense" about the ticking trash bag. "Blew it." Get it?!? HAHAHAHA...OMG, this week has been too much. Only Prevuze will get us thru to the weekend! :P

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lucas is so stupid that its funny.
Ej should not kill him off the show!

8:36 AM  
Anonymous Theresa said...

because that sounds alot like the crap going on, on Passions!


OHHHH NOOOO! I don't want Sami turned into a mermaid, then again Kate could be the witch, no wait we already have a witch.

Although I sure thought they were going to make Lexie out to be possessed. What the hell made her groan like that?

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am really confused, I know this is off the subject, but what the hell happened to the girl pregnant with phil and mimi's baby? I guess we are suppose to pretend that did not happen. Did the DOOL writers change their minds??


Btw=What did make Lexi moan like that? weird!

8:58 AM  
Blogger adisneydreamer said...

Thank you so much for the much needed laughs. It started out a horrible day but you just cheered me right up.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Anon - I'm sure that Bonnie has Phil & Mimi's baby (at least I hope she does - she paid enough for it) and will show back up with a 10 year old in a couple of years. Just in time to throw some monkey-wrench into someone's plans.

Beyond guessing, no one really knows where the biological Kiriakis is. They are all too concerned with Claire - the Brady/Horton kid.

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just want to thank you for the great job you do...it is my favorite lunch time break:)

10:34 AM  
Blogger maurine.atkinson said...

I read something that said Lauren would return.

So Claire is walking now, eh? I didn't know that since we only see her carried around. I have to say, I think the actresses playing her are adorable.

Lucas has turned into an idiot. Did he stand on his tippy toes to punch EJ?

I could totally go for some RR ice cream.

11:40 AM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

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12:19 PM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

Sorry, didn't mean to cut and paste the whole freakin' Prevuze in my comment. Mea culpa

12:21 PM  
Blogger Deb said...

I was wondering what was up with that post Brenda, LOL.

Applecheeks, if Bonnie comes back with Phill and Mimi's baby wouldn't she be Adrianne?? And how exactlly would that work out??

Maybe Belle will just end up in a mental instution and we will all be done with her.

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Claire!

Her choice of "Daddy": Shawn, the guy that jumped off a liner or Phillip from the typhoon.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Brendamouse said...

Note: We're just doing a little housekeeping here. This is Brendamouse's original post with the area she inadvertently pasted in removed. I think we got all of her comments back in. Apologizes if we didn't. --Prevuze

The Belle Zone, there are just so many holes in that sl there's not enough room to recount them here.
Salem's getting blown to hell, oh wait, it's already there. Nope, wrong again, it's the viewers that are in hell.

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STUFF REMOVED HERE
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"EJ," says Sami, "This is going to blow up in your face."
Apparently not, and not in hers either. Can't wait to find out how Lumi dismantle the bomb.

Any good spoilers out there anyone?

1:49 PM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Applecheeks, if Bonnie comes back with Phill and Mimi's baby wouldn't she be Adrianne?? And how exactlly would that work out??

I think it would work out like the old Triple-Roman caper. John was Roman and Chris was Chris, then Chris was Roman and Roman was John, and old Roman was Alex. Then Alex died... maybe... and we're back to Chris being Roman and Roman being John, so things are pretty stable and John is John and Roman is Roman. On the other side of the coin, Adrienne was Adrienne, then Adrienne was Bonnie and now Bonnie is Adrienne, leaving us with two openings... Alex and Bonnie. It's obvious to me: Alex would come back as Bonnie.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Preview crew should get an award to for today... Tooooo funny!

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brendamouse here you go....

Abe is set to learn if his operation was a success, Lexie wants to be the first face he sees.

Lexie is reunited with Theo this week.

Nick and Chelsea finally make love this week!

Jeremy invites Max to be part of an illegal business deal he's involved in.

Shawn, Belle and Phillip find Claire!

Sami and Lucas find a ticking alarm clock this week, which contains a disk.

Later, Sami and Lucas meet a mystery woman on the docks, who ends up being Anna!

The Bradys have a family meeting about the DiMeras.

Sami and Lucas stun everyone by arriving at the meeting with Anna.

Anna has letters from Colleen Brady to Santo DiMera.

Shawn tells them all that Colleen was killed by a DiMera!

Stefano and the DiMeras have a family meeting.

Stefano reveals that a Brady killed a Brady! It was the the Bradys who killed Colleen!

Two old photos of Colleen and Santo are shown. The photo of Colleen looks like Sami, the one of Santo looks like EJ with a thick mustache.

As the week ends, Anna arrives at the DiMera mansion to see Tony!

In two weeks . . . Sami learns she is pregnant with twins!


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This came from Dustin's Days Page Story Line Spoilers
*Remember these are not always 100% accurate

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Sue said...

Loved the Carol (baby's head) pic!!

lucas is making me INSANE!! I'm ready to reach thru the TV and crunch him up in my fist - grrrrr! Can he really get any more annoying? --- Nevermind!! Maybe DOOL will hear me and figure out a way to make him more annoying :(

TY for the Prevuze and the laughs (and screams and wanting to hasten the demise of lucas and...)

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Suz said...

I like the idea of Sami having twins:one from Lucas and one from EJ! JUst hope they don't get THEM mixed up!
Where is the Phillip/Mimi baby?
And Claire is part Kiriakas~~Remember, Bo is Victors' son!
I love Lumi!! They have had a hard time getting here!!

5:17 PM  
Anonymous tj7812 said...

I have waited far too long for Sami and Lucas to be together.... I think the whole "Sami's the only one to save the Bradys from the DiMeras" storyline realllllly sucks. And I just knew they would end up with her being preg with twins.... *eyeroll* Good Grief!!!

Love all the Prevuzisms today! That scene with Claire just seemed so surreal.... Sure we aren't going to tune in on Tues and find out it was all in Belle's bipolar imagination??

7:03 PM  
Anonymous Ashalia said...

How could Bonnie have Phil & Mimi's baby when she morphed into Adrienne?
Haha, I'm sure later on it will be revealed that Bonnie is really Adrienne's long lost twin or something crazy like that!

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just watched the bo/hope bomb scenerio. dool has a bad habit of either making time fly by or making one minute 40 seconds last 10 minutes. let's see they had time for doug and julie to argue, squints, marlena, doug and julie to argue, marlena to flashback to when squints was in hospital, and hope to change her mind on which wire for bo to cut amongst other things. after the 2nd commercial break i was hoping the bomb went off and the screen would be black, but alas...

11:38 AM  

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