Spineless, Soulless, Self-Serving, Snake

Next on #DOOL — Joy: "We need to clear the air." Alex: "You're right. And I hope you'll excuse me for farting." #DAYS

Theresa has to go to California to be with Kimberly. This paves the way for Gwen to come back. #DAYS

EJ: "Where do you get off?" Kate: "Upstairs in bed with Roman." #DAYS

Kate to EJ: "Roman could wipe the floor with you." If EJ was unconscious. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi to Javi: "You are a cereal monogamist." Javi: "No, sometimes I buy more than one brand of cereal at a time."

EJ's chickens are coming home to roost, bringing with them the Kate Roberts version of the bird flu. #DAYS

Mother Blake says EJ should have to pay for all his sins. If he does the DiMeras would go bankrupt. #DAYS

Protip: If you have a stolen high-profile item like, for example, a family heirloom necklace, don't walk around town wearing it for everyone to see. #DAYS

DougIII likes reading the little poems Doug left for Julie. For example: "Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Addie is dead, I'm coming after you." #DAYS

Rachael to EJ: "You spineless, soulless, self-serving, snake." Nice alliteration. #DAYS

Rachael should never have let EJ know the serum didn't work. She needs to learn to play things close to the vest. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Holly: "We've got some time to ourselves. What do you want to do?" Tate: "Hang out, watch a movie, order pizza, bang your lights out…" #DAYS