A Gal With An Ass Like Yours

Next on #DOOL — Kat: "Do you want me to pick something up for lunch." Marlena: "No. I'll go to the pub." Kat: "I'll alert the emergency room that you'll be in later." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Phillip: "We have enough funding to acquire another company." Xander: "Let's buy Twitter. Maybe we can pull it out of the dumpster." #DAYS

Chad: "My brother is a lawyer who is not afraid of litigation." Well there's a major revelation. What do you call a lawyer who is afraid of litigation? Homeless. #DAYS

Salemites live in a state where abortion is legal. Apparently, however, birth control isn't. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "Are you regretting not going to LA with 'Body and Soul?'" Alex: "Not when I'm here banging a gal with an ass like yours." #DAYS

The flashback takes us back to a time when John was Roman and Roman was Chris Kositchek. If your #DOOL experience doesn't go back that far, don't worry… they worked things out. #DAYS