Bad Christian Values

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "Mrs. Choi wants the baby to go to a couple with good Christian values." Johnny: "Chanel and I don't have Christian values." Tate: "Would you be willing to move up to at least having bad Christian values?" #DAYS

My list of "Good Christian Values" must be out of date. It doesn't include "lying about leading a Bible class." #DAYS

As an example of her good Christian values, Chanel could tell Mrs. Choi about her three-way with Allie and Alex. Wasn't that a major example of "love thy neighbor?" #DAYS

Johnny to Mrs. Choi: "Chanel and I are in this for the long-haul… Our second marriage is working out a lot better than the first." #DAYS

If Chanel wears that cross much longer she might burst into flame.

Next on #DOOL — Mrs. Choi: "Well, the DiMeras may not have good Christian values, but you sure are entertaining." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "There is no way Mrs. Choi would let us adopt her grandchild." Paulina: "At this point I don't think she would let you adopt one of the puppies her dog just had." #DAYS