Half-Naked

Maggie brings lemon bars to the nurses' station. That'll save the hospital from going bankrupt. #DAYS

Sarah and Stephanie agree to keep things quiet. What do you call it when two Salemites keep a secret? A miracle. #DAYS

Cat opens the door half naked and finds Chad there. Opening the door half naked is a long-held Salem tradition. #DAYS

Alex: "You think Wei Shin will help you take over DiMera? That idea is Wei off base" #DAYS

Stephanie to Joy: "I know it was wrong to violate your privacy like I did, but I just love juicy gossip." #DAYS

Felicity tries to play matchmaker for Chad and Cat. It's possible Cat answering the door half-naked did a better job of that. #DAYS

After asking if Joy is pregnant, Stephanie agrees it was out of line to pry into Joy's private life, then asks if Joy is sure the baby is Alex'. BWAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS

Javi asks Leo to move in with him. What could go wrong? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "Joy Wesley might be pregnant with your baby." Alex: "How could that be? We were careful. Joy is on the pill. She takes an aspirin every day." #DAYS

The way Chad and Cat are flirting he should just take her right there on the couch and get it over with. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "No matter how Joy's pregnancy turns out, I am committed to you." Steph: "Then we should get married." Alex: "I'm not that committed." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "We were understaffed at the hospital today, but we saved some lives." Maggie: "How did you save lives?" Sarah: "Because of budget cuts we stopped providing our coffee at the nurses' stations." #DAYS

Apparently Alex and Stephanie were the only ones who didn't realize Joy was lying about not being pregnant. I'm sure all the viewers knew that. #DAYS