Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Instant Gratification

Rafe sits on the Tony DiMera Memorial Pallet at the dock and reads the DNA test results, "OMG! I was right. Sami is Sydney's mother." Mattaeo hunkers down behind some boxes and calls Stefano, "I tracked down your problem."

Stefano growls, "Then rid me of it."

Oblivious Rafe continues to read the DNA report, "Now comes the tough part. Telling Sami." Mattaeo takes aim.

Nathan walks up to Stephanie at the nurses station and hands her a bouquet of flowers. "What's this," asks Stephanie.

Nathan explains, "The woman I performed the tracheotomy on in the pub sent him to me. She's really grateful for me saving her life, but mainly she wants me to be on her side when she sues the pub out of existence for serving lumpy chowdah. Anyway, I thought the flowers would look better on your desk than in my back pocket."

Melanie bounces up and interrupts. She jumps up and down and squeals, "Guess who aced her midterm? I'm first in my class!"

Stephanie asks, "How many are in your class?"

"Just me."


Brady offers to help Arianna find out who's the drug kingpin in Salem, "That will get you off the hook with the cops, you'll be free, you'll never go to prison again and we can be together for all the Days Of Our Lives. Does that sound good?"

Arianna hesitates and then whines, "Does this mean you believe me?"

Sami and Nicole stand face-to-face in the pub. Sami demands to know what's going on with Nicole and Rafe. Nicole tries to bug out, but Sami stops her, "Rafe said it's about Sydney."

Rafe reads and sighs. Mattaeo aims. Mattaeo squeezes the trigger. EJ drops out of the sky and pushes Mattaeo as he fires. EJ and Mattaeo scuffle.

DOWN GOES RAFE!

Nicole says, "I admit it. I know what's going on with Rafe and Sydney."

Stefano makes a call, "Is it done?"

Kate walks into the rumpus room, "Stefano?"

EJ subdues Mattaeo. He leaves him unconscious and goes over to Rafe. He stoops, "Rafe! Talk to me! Rafe! Rafe!" Rafe says nothing. EJ tries again, "Rafe, if you can't talk, just give me one of your Neanderthal grunts." EJ checks for a pulse and finds it. He checks for brain activity. No luck there. All of a sudden he becomes distracted by the envelope.

Phillip sits alone at a table in the Java Café. He calls Melanie, but gets no answer. He leaves a message asking if she's thought any more about their conversation, "Every minute you spend thinking is a minute you could spend romping around with me in the newest viral Internet video. The fault in that logic is, of course, that Melanie's attention span is way less than a minute.

Stephanie congratulates Melanie on becoming first in a class of one, "You know... things have been kind of scratchy between us lately."

Melanie plays dumb. Well, in Melanie's case it's not playing, "Scratchy?"

"Yeah," says Stephanie, "Like every time I see you with Nathan or Phillip I want to scratch your ugly eyes out."

Arianna wonders why Brady believes her. He says it's because she took a hell of a chance telling him. Arianna says she loves him. "Funny," says Brady, "That's the reason I believe you. I love you, too."

Stefano helps Kate with her necklace. She asks whom he was talking to. Stefano tells her she is not to interfere with his business, "Is that going to be a problem for you?"

"Yes," says Kate, "A big problem."

Sami and Nicole sit at a table and continue their conversation. Lucky us. Nicole says Rafe hates her, "His goal is he doesn't want you and I to be friends any more so he's made up some story with a deep dark secret about you and Sydney. Rafe is not stable emotionally. So he's made me the villain. He's acting totally bizarre. And you're buying it.

Holy resurrection, Batman! Rafe pops up and is ready to go a few rounds with EJ. EJ has him calm down and shows him Mattaeo lying across the pier, "You seem to have a problem."

"What tipped you off," asks Rafe.

Curious EJ asks, "What about your paperwork there? Is that something someone would kill for?"

Well, Brady and Arianna seem to have worked things out. Brady moves in for Round I.

Stefano lectures, "Never ask me about my business, Kate."

"You were aware of the power I carry and you accepted that arrangement, so no questions!"

"Darling," says Kate, "I didn't mean to pry, but you're perspiring and nervous. I'm worried about your health."

Stefano softens and smiles, "My wife is worried about me. I can't tell you how good that makes me feel. Thank you, but you have to trust me on this."

The shooting is over. The smoke has cleared. The situation is completely resolved. What does that mean? It means it's time for the SPD to show up. Roman has hit the pier. Rafe tells him what happened. EJ backs up Rafe's story. Sort of.

Roman turns to EJ, "Do you have any idea who might want to put a hit on Rafe?"

EJ points at Mattaeo, "Ask the guy over there."

"I'm asking you," says Roman. EJ clams up and Roman turns to Mattaeo. Mattaeo vows to keep the code of silence. Roman describes the room full of high-quality rubber hoses they have back at the station.

Mattaeo folds like a freshly oiled lawn chair, "I'm not taking the fall for this. I'm in the middle of a family fight."

"Who hired you," says Roman.

"Stefano DiMera."

EJ shakes his head. So much for the code of silence.

Sami refuses to let Nicole make accusations against Rafe, "You and Rafe both know something. Tell me what it is."

Stephanie thinks she and Melanie should attack their problems head on. "Head on," asks Melanie, "You mean like wrestling?"

"No," says Stephanie, "I think we've fought enough already. I think our problems are in the past. Phillip isn't an issue, no one is, so we should work on our problems, so how about I take both you and Nathan to dinner?" Nathan can't go, so new best buds Melanie and Stephanie bounce off together.

Brady... Arianna.... Afterglow.... Arianna says she wants out of this nightmare. Brady wants to help. Arianna don' wan' no stinkin' help.

Sami babbles, "I know Rafe will tell me when he gets back, but, you know me, I want instant gratification, so tell me now."

"Wait till he gets back," says Nicole, "If he gets back."

"What did you say?"

EJ calls Stefano and tells him Mattaeo has been captured. He says Mattaeo ratted him out and advises Stefano to get outta Dodge. Stefano lets it all sink in and gasps, "Wait... you betrayed me. My son... Since you left him in one piece Mr. Hernandez will tell you why I did it and God help us all when he does."

Roman orders his flunkies to take Mattaeo downtown. He tells Rafe he needs a formal complaint and wants to know why Stefano wants him dead, "Can you think of any reason?"

"No," says Rafe, "Thinking requires... thinking, and that's not my strong suit."

Arianna says she doesn't want Brady involved in this. Brady promises no more secrets, regrets or guilt. Round II.

Melanie and Stephanie hit the Java Café. Melanie sees Phillip, panics and suggests they go to the pub instead. Phillip wastes no time. He rushes up, "Are you running away from me?"

Sami wonders why Rafe wouldn't come back. Nicole reminds her Rafe has walked out on her before. Sami thinks it was her fault Rafe left before and it would be her fault if he left again.

"Don't make yourself the victim," says Nicole. Suddenly she has a change of heart, "I can't do this." She runs out.

Stefano packs. Kate walks in and asks what's up. Stefano says he has to leave for a little while, "I will contact you as soon as it is possible. In the meantime, I want you to be in charge of the house."

"Not EJ?"

"Consult with him on little things," says Stefano, "But he hasn't been reliable." Stefano kisses her, "Be well. Be safe. Be good." Two out of three ain't bad.

Stefano leaves. Mary brings in Sydney who is screaming at the top of her lungs, "Mrs. DiMera, I have a family emergency I have to handle, so I have to leave Sydney with you." She dumps the wailing kid into Kate's arms and leaves.

"Wonderful," says Kate.

Melanie asks if Phillip is following her. Phil reminds her he was there first. Stephanie brings up Melanie's excellent midterm grades.

Melanie beams, "Nathan tutored me every night. Really really late."

"Yeah," says Phillip, "He's great, and I hear he saved a life at the pub. How'd that happen?"

"He stopped someone from going in," says Stephanie. The girls head for the pub.

"Mind of I join you," asks Phillip.

"Yes," yells Melanie, "I mean... no you can't."

Chloe shows up at the DiMera mansion and says Nicole asked her to come. Kate drags her into the day care center.

Rafe and EJ are at the police station. Rafe asks EJ why he helped him, "You hung your old man out to dry."

Roman interrupts and has EJ escorted into the inquisition chamber. Rafe asks Roman if they can do this tomorrow, "I have something to take care of."

Roman asks, "Like..."

"Your daughter."

Realizing Sami is the most high-maintenance woman in Salem, he lets Rafe go, "Be here tomorrow." Rafe scoots.

Sami chases Nicole and runs her down outside the pub. She apologizes for upsetting her and says she doesn't want to lose her friendship. Nicole insists she's not her friend.

Arianna remembers she has to finish packing. Brady remembers it's his fault she quit. He says he was just protecting Caroline. Arianna tells him she doesn't deal drugs at the pub, but does it at the pier and places like that. She runs through the operation's mechanics and tells him how things operate, "I just want to find out who the head of the operation is and get out of this mess." Brady offers to go down and talk to Caroline about letting Arianna keep her job. Round III.

Phillip accepts the fact that he isn't wanted, tells the girls to have fun and leaves. Stephanie asks Melanie what's going on between her and Phillip. Looks like we might have found a crack in their new-found wall of friendship.

Kate tells Chloe she has to take Sydney. Chloe accepts her fate and asks why Nicole would want her to meet her there. Kate dunno. She says Stefano is away on a business trip, asks Chloe to take the kid and go, and says she will tell Nicole Chloe was there.

Nicole continues to insist she and Sami aren't friends, "Just know I had to protect myself. You're gonna be very sad very soon."

Rafe calls Sami. He asks her to come home right away.

"You sound strange," says Sami.

"I am strange," says Rafe, "Stefano's flunky took a shot at me. Come home so I can explain." Sami hangs up and turns to find Nicole gone.

Melanie and Stephanie find a table at the Java Café and Stephanie continues to press about Phillip. She insists she is over Phillip and speculates that Melanie and Phillip aren't over each other.

Melanie asks, "You can tell?"

"Yep."

Those damn phones. It's Phillip. Melanie lets it go to voicemail and admits she likes Phillip.

"What about Nathan," asks Stephanie.

"That's the thing," says Melanie, "I like them both. So I don't know what to do."

Phillip wanders at the pier. He leaves a message for Melanie, "I know I said I'd stop chasing you, but we belong together. I'm not going to stop." Nathan walks up and watches. Phillip walks off.

"We'll see about that," growls Nathan.

Q: Why does Bo spend so much time looking at his Marriage Certificate? A: He keeps hoping to find an expiration date.

More Brady Arianna smoochies. Arianna can't believe how close she came to leaving him. She makes him promise not to tell anyone what she's up to. Superman Brady dives in for Round IV.

Roman tells EJ he can go. A cop comes up and whispers into Roman's ear. Roman turns, "Why... you naughty boy."

Roman turns back to EJ, "I just got information that Stefano left town. I'm wondering if you tipped him off. I could look at your phone records and find out if you called him."

"And I could insist on a warrant for probable-cause," says EJ.

"What the hell is probable-cause," asks Roman, "And why would I want that? I want your phone records. Who's side are you on, anyway?"

Chloe babbles to Sydney.

Harold startles Nicole as she comes into the mansion through the French doors in the rumpus room. She asks where Sydney is. Harold dunno.

Sami is a total basket case as she rushes into her place. She rambles on as Rafe tries to avoid the fallout. He finally stops her, "I have news. Sami, your baby is alive."

"What," gasps Sami, "Grace came back from the dead? That's kind of quick even for this show."

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Berg said...

Wow Matteo for working for a notorious crime family you sure fell like a house of cards and quick! I guess this means we won't be seeing Stefano on screen anytime soon.

Oh Nicole better run! Show pretty good - just wish there were a lot less Step on Me sightings.

Verification word = optingst
Berg has become an optingst because the show is starting to show some small gasping signs of life.

3:44 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Mattaeo hunkers down behind some boxes and calls Stefano, "I tracked down your problem."

If you own a home and that phrase comes out of the mouth of a contractor, it’s usually followed by something like “and it’s going to take $15,000 to fix it”.

EJ tries again, "Rafe, if you can't talk, just give me one of your Neanderthal grunts." EJ checks for a pulse and finds it. He checks for brain activity. No luck there.

Sami didn’t miss Rafe nearly so much as Prevuze! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

"You know... things have been kind of scratchy between us lately."

Melanie plays dumb. Well, in Melanie's case it's not playing, "Scratchy?"

Does that make Melanie Scratchy to Stephanie’s Itchy? Where’s Krusty the Clown when you need him?

Stefano tells her she is not to interfere with his business, "Is that going to be a problem for you?"

"Yes," says Kate, "A big problem."

I can’t believe Stefano even wasted his breath asking a question that silly.

Roman turns to EJ, "Do you have any idea who might want to put a hit on Rafe?"

Shouldn’t Roman be posing that question to Rafe? He certainly could give Roman a couple of names.

"Head on," asks Melanie, "You mean like wrestling?"

A steel cage match would probably be pretty entertaining.

"Can you think of any reason?"

"No," says Rafe, "Thinking requires... thinking, and that's not my strong suit."

So true, Prevuze, so true. At this point, I can see no reason why Rafe would lie to Roman. Although he might not want to spill the beans in front of EJ, Rafe could update Roman and then run off to tell Sami.

Superman Brady dives in for Round IV.

Superman must take the little blue pill. With Rafe's return, Ambien may be taking a hit but the use of Viagra is - ahem - rising.

Salem Bell or the Brady Bunch – very funny Bulldog! Oh boy oh boy, tomorrow Prevuze brings us THE BIG REVEAL!!!!!!!!!!! Should be fun!!

5:33 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

If you own a home and that phrase comes out of the mouth of a contractor, it’s usually followed by something like “and it’s going to take $15,000 to fix it”.

Uh, I hope that's not the voice of recent experience speaking.

Or, to put it another way, if we were on DOOL, I'd walk in as you were saying it and ask, "What's going on?"

OR, I'd overhear and read between the lines, "Leslie, I sense something else is wrong."

OR I'd be Rafe and miss the point altogether.

5:45 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

The shooting is over. The smoke has cleared. The situation is completely resolved. What does that mean? It means it's time for the SPD to show up.

Well, the alternative would have been for the SPD to show up, get involved, and get a few innocent bystanders shot in the crossfire. Much better civilians take care of things like this. LOL

LMAO at the Salem Bell picture - it was perfect. The Oddfather and the Ambient drug market crash also were a hit on my funny-o-meter.

While even reading through the multiple, endless Bradianna scenes
was mind-numbing, the upside is that there will be a lot of zapping going on. I love it when I can get through a DAYS recording in about 15 minutes!

"You know... things have been kind of scratchy between us lately."

I thought for a minute Step-on-Me was trying to tell Melanie they had some sort of shared venereal disease.

That's all I've got. I'm so verklempt over the thought that tomorrow the truth will come out. Probably anti-climactically. But finally. See you then Prevuze!

6:44 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Glad you liked the pic, Applecheeks. Thing is, I realized every Salemite practically has a phone grafted to their ear. Those were just from five episodes. I didn't use the ones I had of Will, Mia, Chad and EJ or the picture would've been too large. HA

What a clever picture it was of the Oddfather! I always marvel at Prevuze' graphics skills.

With our luck this is what will probably happen regarding the big baby reveal.
1. DOOL in it's inevitable maddening style will not actually show EJami learning the truth, just the aftermath. Like they just did with them not showing Carly telling Hope she and Bo and been engaged. That happened off-screen.
2. Just as EJami hear the words our station will bust in for:
a tornado
a hurricane
a gust of wind
a cloud in the sky
a raindrop has fallen
a little patch of fog appeared or
some leaves fell from some trees

Something's gonna pre-empt it. You wait and see.

At least I'll have it in writing from Prevuze. As for today's, I also loved I hear he saved a life at the pub. How'd that happen?" "He stopped someone from going in" and Bo checking for an expiration date.

Great Prevuze and thanks!

8:22 AM  
Blogger JamieLynn said...

EEEPPPP!!!!! I'm so ready to see Sami find out about Sydney. But I'm sure that after this episode they'll go a week with absolutely nothing about the baby switch.

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Something's gonna pre-empt it. You wait and see.

Good gravy, Bulldog! So YOU'RE the one that jinxed us today.

You won't believe it, but at noon our local station burst in with a crucial BREAKING NEWS REPORT that something MIGHT be happening at our state capital (several hundred miles away) because someone called in thinking they MIGHT have overheard a conversation that COULD HAVE meant something bad.

I'm hoping if the capital building is blown up they get it over with today and not on Thursday (when the big reveal episode will air).

Word verification: amish If we were amish we wouldn't have television and wouldn't be wasting our time on DOOL.

KOTU

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo happy this baby saga actually getting some where.

7:42 PM  

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