Monday, October 26, 2009

Agent 99

Carly stands on Bo's front porch. She contemplates the doorbell, but decides breaking the glass would be a lot more fun. She smashes the window and opens the door as Bo hides and watches. Carly walks in. Bo stands on the stairs.

FLYING LEAP!!

Bo lands on Carly and they go careening across the floor. He gets her in a half-nelson and growls, "You just made a really big mistake!"

Carly looks up at him, "Sorry to drop in on you like this."

Bo does a double-take, "What the hell are you doing here?"

Hope, Justin and Ciara sit in the pub. Ciara pouts because she can't get chocolate chip ice cream. Hope is pleased that Ciara is learning these little life lessons, "That's good honey, if you can't get exactly what you want, be unreasonable." Like mother, like daughter. Hope sends her back to make Caroline miserable for a while, "She has chocolate chip cookies. Tell her you can have two."

Ciara runs off and Hope tells Justin she knows Ciara doesn't want to move. Justin thinks Hope may not be too certain about it herself. Hope wonders if she's making a huge mistake.

Lucas is on the phone talking to Nathan. Nathan asks how his rehab is going. "I'm taking it one day at a time," says Lucas, "which is good since I have trouble counting to two."

Nathan says he's happy Lucas might be coming home soon, but thinks he'll move into Lucas' place anyway. That suits Lucas because he doesn't want to come home to an empty place.

There once was a guy named Lucas
who got drunk and fell on his tookus.
He went away.
We all hoped he'd stay.
Soon, he'll be back in the role of town dufus.

Melanie comes in and hears all this coming home, moving out and moving in talk. She wonders when Nathan was going to break the news that he's moving.

Nicole tells Stefano she and Sydney are a package deal. She threatens to tell all as EJ walks in and greets them with the Salem motto, "What the hell is going on here?"

Stefano looks up, "I think we should discuss the truth. The entire truth."

Carly asks Bo to get off of her.

He accuses her of still barking orders and scolds her for breaking the glass, "What are you doing here looking like Agent 99?"

Carly sighs, "I came here because my life is in danger."

EJ shoves Nicole out of the way and rushes over to check on Stefano. Stefano tells him he is the one who brought Nicole back. He also says Sydney is a DiMera and belongs in their house. EJ says he is tired of all this and insists Sydney is not his daughter. Stefano tells him he doesn't know the whole story. He looks up at Nicole, "Are you gonna tell him or will I?"

Nicole says, "Sure, I'll tell him. EJ, not only did I have a miscarriage and fake my pregnancy, but I also switched babies, so Grace was Mia's baby and you and Sami are Sydney's parents. There. I'm glad it's finally out."

"That's not what I meant," says Stefano, "I meant are you going to tell him his fly is open."

Justin is so concerned because poor widdle Hope isn't smiling. That's because she doesn't have Bo around to torture. Justin thinks this arrangement shouldn't be permanent and she should think things over in the morning. He counsels her not to call Bo, "Maybe you both need time alone."

Nathan tells Lucas he has to go and hangs up. Melanie grills him about leaving and wonders if they shouldn't talk about it. Nathan says there is nothing to talk about since Maggie the Mensch wants him to move, "I promised not to fool around with you here and there is no way I could keep up with my end of that deal." Melanie thinks she should be the one to move out.

Kate storms into Stefano's room and tells him she came as soon as she heard he woke up, "You're alive again!"

You can't keep a good man down," says Stefano.

"When you're stronger," says Kate, "I'll do something about that." Kate kicks Nicole and sonny boy out of the room.

Bo brings a couple of brewskis out and hands one to Carly. She looks at the bottle, "When did you start drinking diet beer?"

"When they started paying us to do product placement."

Bo asks about Lawrence's death. Carly lays it on the line, "I was responsible."

"In what way," asks Bo.

"In the way that I'm the one who stabbed him."

Hope wanders around the Kiriakis mansion, "At least Kate isn't here and Ciara's room isn't down the hall from a homicidal maniac."

"Kate didn't like Chloe," says Justin, "What choice did she have?" We Hope he's being sarcastic, but it's hard to tell.

Hope whines, "Kate, Stefano, Dean... they all got away with it."

Justin points out, "Dean is in prison."

"He'll get out," says the ever-optimistic Hope. As they talk, Victor looks in on the happy couple.

Hope says, "Bo just wants this whole thing to be over with, but its not. It's far from over."

Carly says she had good reason to kill Lawrence. "Oh," scoffs Bo, "Who would be upset about a cold blooded murder as long as you had good reason?"

"I never said it was cold blooded," says Carly, "His blood felt pretty warm when I spewed all over me." Bo rants. He thinks killing is a no-no under any circumstances. Carly picks up a picture of Ciara, "Is this your daughter?"

Bo says it is. Carly says she was outside for a while and saw Hope and Ciara leave with Justin. Bo tells her they're at Victor's place. Carly grills him, finds out Hope and Ciara are there for a while and says she thinks that's good.

Kate says Nicole leaving made her day. Stefano reminds her, "That baby is my grandchild."

"Can't we just buy you another one that has no mother attached," asks Kate.

Stefano says Kate's entrance was perfect, "Elvis, Nicole and I sometime have to have a talk, but not quite yet." Stefano tells her the nurses are sure his latest brush with death is Kate's handiwork, "And my insurance company thinks you are a pre-existing condition."

"If I had tried to kill you," says Kate, "You would be dead." Everyone chuckles.

EJ asks Nicole what Stefano was about to tell. Nicole gulps and stares.

Bo says he's happy his wife and kid moving out works out for Carly. Carly tells him Lawrence's men are after her. "Gee," says Bo, "What a shock. He was powerful and connected and you killed him. By the way, it's also frowned upon for police commissioners to harbor fugitives." Carly claims she killed Lawrence in self defense.

Maggie sits at the bar in the pub and talks to Lucas on her phone. Lucas asks about Nathan and Melanie. Maggie tells him about her tough life as a busybody, and Lucas asks if she wants Nathan to move. "No," says Maggie, "I'll miss him."

"Well," says Lucas, "This is off the top of my head, since there is nothing inside it, but why don't you just butt out?"

Nathan figures Melanie has no place to move. Melanie says she could move in with her good friend Monique. "I'm family," says Nathan, "If I move out, Maggie has to forgive me. Besides, it's not cool for a doctor to be living with his grammy."

"You couldn't get any cooler," says Melanie, " and if you move out, you'd have to make your bed."

Nicole suggests Stefano might need a psych evaluation. EJ says Stefano suggested he knew what Nicole was up to before he got sick. Nicole thinks That's ludicrous. "Right," says EJ, "Because he'd tell me... wouldn't he?"

Hope joins Victor in the study. Victor has provided a nanny in case Bo and Hope decide to run off to Barbados for the weekend. "Or to Vegas for a divorce," says Hope, "Isn't it nice we can talk without me having to read you your rights first? I'm not sure why you're doing this."

"Beware of Greeks bearing gifts, eh," asks Victor. Hope decides to head on upstairs, but can't resists a parting shot. She says she's sorry about all this because she knows how much family means to Victor. She leaves.

Victor stares into his drink, "Bo's an idiot."

Carly tells Bo Lawrence got sick right after they got married. Carly says she loved him, but says the man who recovered wasn't Lawrence, "He did things. Evil things. He forced me to watch DOOL day in and day out." Bo's phone interrupts. He answers.

It's Victor. Bo asks, "Is Ciara OK?"

"Do you care," asks Victor, "Get your ass over here and beg your wife to come home."

Nathan looks for a pen that belonged to Grandpa Tom. Melanie helps. She digs into his bag and finds it. Nathan is grateful and starts to hug he but remembers the house rules and sticks out his hand instead. She tells him to get out before Maggie comes home.

Nathan pouts, "I don't want to say goodbye."

"You will if you hang around me long enough," says Melanie.

Speaking of pouting, Stefano accuses Kate of doing that. He declines to tell her what was happening before she came in, "I also apologize for living and spoiling your exit from Chez DiMera."

"Chez DiMera is pretty boring without you," says Kate, "Those thirtysomethings are pretty damn grim." Stefano asks Kate to tell Nicole he wants to see her, "I'm going to go for broke and let the chips fall where they may."

"You've been watching the baseball playoffs since you woke up, haven't you," asks Kate.

"How did you know," asks Stefano.

"I've been watching them, too," says Kate, "And I can't get the clichés out of my head either."


EJ wants to know why Nicole came back. Nicole says Stefano brought her back. Kate comes out and tells Nicole she has been summoned, "Stefano wants to talk to Nicole first, they you, EJ."

Melanie and Nathan are at the pub sharing ice cream. They have a mini food fight. Cutseyness abounds. Melanie splats ice cream in Nathan's face and vice versa. The giggling gets out of control until evil Maggie walks up, "Am I interrupting."

"Not really," says Melanie.

"Damn," says Mags, "Interrupting is one of my favorite pastimes."


Stefano tells Nicole he doesn't like to be blackmailed. He warns her not to leave town, "I went to your wedding. I don't want to go to your funeral." He shoos her off.

Bo tells Victor he did beg Hope to stay home, "But that didn't work, thank God. Anyway, I can't come over now because something has come up."

"What's more important then your wife and child," snorts Victor.

Bo hangs up. Carly thinks she should leave but Bo convinces her to stay and asks for more details about Lawrence. Carly says, "I don't want to go into details, but whatever happened to Lawrence that made him change was degenerative."

"I'll bet it got progressively worse over time, too," says Bo, "Did he do things to you?"

Carly looks away, "He had to be stopped."

"So you killed him?"

Carly flashes back to the killings, "Yeah, I killed him and I'm sorry... sorry I didn't do it sooner."

Maggie promises not to make a scene. Melanie invites her to sit. Maggie says she doesn't want to intrude. She intrudes and tells them she talked to Lucas and thinks she was wrong to make rules for them. She tells Nathan he doesn't have to move out and tells Melanie she doesn't want her resentment. Nathan says him moving out won't change anything between them. Maggie invites him to Sunday dinner. Nathan accepts, "You two can do the dishes."

Maxine gives Stefano a sedative, "This will have you asleep in two minutes."

"What is it if it's that powerful," asks Stefano.

"It's some of the Propofol returned from Neverland," says Maxine, "Michael Jackson didn't get a chance to use all of his last batch."


EJ comes in. once again he asks Stefano what's going on. Stefano says he will tell in due time. He gets sleepy, "Tomorrow..."

Hope finds Justin on the phone with Adrian. Adrian hangs up on him. Justin wonders if Hope will go back to Bo before she's ready because of Ciara.

Bo wants more information if he's going to help Carly. Carly asks, "If I tell you everything will you help me?" Bo stares.

Hope says she will go back to Bo if she thinks Ciara can't cope with this situation at the Kiriakis mansion. They both decide to head upstairs. Justin tells her this is the worst of it and things will get better.

"When you say it," says Hope, "I almost believe it."

Carly checks in with Omar as Bo brings out another round of brews. He asks, "What happened that led to Lawrence's death."

Mainly," says Carly, "It was the knife stuck in his gut."

Nathan and Melanie are outside. Melaniecoly Melanie thinks she won't see much of him since he's moving out. Smooching ensues.

EJ comes out into the hospital waiting area and finds Nicole holding Sydney. She asks if EJ wants to hold her. Cruel EJ stomps off. Nicole bounces Sydney, "Daddy loves you, so much. Your grandfather is going to ruin everything." She takes out her cell phone and calls Sami.

"Poor is the new rich." ─Sami Brady

Sami doesn't answer, so Nicole leaves a message, "Something is going to happen tomorrow and I need to tell you before you hear it form someone else. By the way, you won't believe how quickly a gal can run through $50,000."

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7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bo must be older than I had originally thought if he remembers Agent99. loved your blog today always look forward to it. Thanks so much!!

7:17 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I can't believe Loserclueless actually told Maggie what the entire town of Salem as well as the viewers have been wanting to say all along - butt out!

Everyone please speak up if you think Nicole is really going to spill the beans to Sami......

* * * * * * c r i c k e t s * * * * * *

Loved the Lucas poem as well as "Well," says Lucas, "This is off the top of my head, since there is nothing inside it." HAHAHAHA

And Bo's mullet! That's scary enough for Halloween.

You've been watching the baseball playoffs since you woke up, haven't you," asks Kate. "How did you know," asks Stefano. "I've been watching them, too," says Kate, "And I can't get the cliches out of my head either." They don't have to be watching the baseball playoffs, just any interview with a pro-football player or coach pre-game:

"We have to go out and play how we know we can play."

"We're gonna have to give it all we got and hopefully we'll come out on top."

"We're gonna work hard this week because the game with (blank) is a MUST WIN and we're going to do our best."


Well thank you, Prevuze, for stepping up to the plate and taking it on the chin for us this Monday morning! Great pictures today! :D

7:37 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

EJ walks in and greets them with the Salem motto, "What the hell is going on here?"

LOLOL

"Well," says Lucas, "This is off the top of my head, since there is nothing inside it, but why don't you just butt out?"

I'm with Bulldog on this one. Prevuism aside, what a great piece of advice.

"He did things. Evil things. He forced me to watch DOOL day in and day out."

OMG! He made her WATCH Days, without the benefit of Prevuze to take the edge off?? What a monster!! He should have been flayed alive.

As always, the pictures were great. I really loved poor Sydney preferring to go down with the plane than getting stuck with any of the possible parent choices.

Onward into another week. Thanks Prevuze.

7:49 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Ciara pouts because she can't get chocolate chip ice cream. Hope is pleased that Ciara is learning these little life lessons, "That's good honey, if you can't get exactly what you want, be unreasonable." Like mother, like daughter.

An ice cream fix might actually improve Hope’s mood so I think it’s time that someone runs out for some Ben & Jerry’s. If she won’t eat it, give it to the viewers. Ice cream therapy will definitely enhance our viewing experience.

There once was a guy named Lucas
who got drunk and fell on his tookus.
He went away.
We all hoped he'd stay.
Soon, he'll be back in the role of town dufus.

Limericks become you Prevuze!!!

He counsels her not to call Bo, "Maybe you both need time alone."

That means Hope needs time alone with Justin, and Bo needs time alone with Carly.

Melanie thinks she should be the one to move out.

If Melanie promises to move to Switzerland, I’ll help her pack her bags.

Hope says, "Bo just wants this whole thing to be over with, but its not. It's far from over."

I’m on Bo’s side - be done with it!

"That baby is my grandchild."

"Can't we just buy you another one that has no mother attached," asks Kate.

Isn’t Kate the helpful little pragmatist?

"Something is going to happen tomorrow and I need to tell you before you hear it form someone else. By the way, you won't believe how quickly a gal can run through $50,000."

Even three Saturday e-mails can’t stop the roll Prevuze is on, and we faithful Prevuzites are eternally grateful! Have a great ice cream filled Monday everyone. Hmmmm, let’s see - Unconditional Chocolate! Yum!

8:38 AM  
Anonymous embee said...

I really don't understand Nicole. How is calling Sami going to help the situation?

LOL at poor Sydney. I think she should grab a parachute and jump!

9:26 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

That suits Lucas because he doesn't want to come home to an empty place.
So Lucas and Nathan might be roommates? I think Lucas should sucker punch him as welcoming present.

She wonders when Nathan was going to break the news that he's moving.
To who? Wasn't it already decided. Who else needs to know? And he's moving, like 5 blocks. Who cares?

Justin is so concerned because poor widdle Hope isn't smiling.
Am I going to have to start using Jope? Sounds like joke. Jupe? Sounds like Dupe. Hustlin? Pretty obvious.

And Bo should use his psychic powers to get out this mess.

Hope whines, "Kate, Stefano, Dean... they all got away with it."
"Hope whines, "Kate, Stefano, Dean... Sami, Nicole, Marlena, Lucas, Victor, Kayla, John, EJ, Shawn, Philip, Carly, me in some way. Probably you... and Bo. They all got away with it."

-There. Fixed that.

"If I had tried to kill you," says Kate, "You would be dead." Everyone chuckles.
What a fun joke. I think I'm joke like this.

"What a shock. He was powerful and connected and you killed him.
Ehh. I somehow doubt a man's underlings are going to loyal unto death and beyond.

"Because he'd tell me... wouldn't he?"
Oh. Naive sonny boy!

He warns her not to leave town, "I went to your wedding. I don't want to go to your funeral." He shoos her off.
That's some tough love. Aww.

11:16 AM  
Anonymous chaya said...

Classic Prevuze - too many good lines to repost, but that limerick - I think you should call him LTookas from now on ...

12:15 PM  

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