Monday, April 13, 2009

Conflaguration

Nicole rushes toward the Horton Shack. Mia intercepts her. Nicole is shocked to see her and asks what she is doing there. Mia yells, "How could you do this to me?"

"How did you get here," says Nicole, "Did you catch the ferry?"

"No," says Mia, "In fact, Chris doesn't come on until later in the episode." She tells Nicole she hates her.

Kate calls Chloe and says she needs to see her.

Bo tosses and turns. He visualizes Hope and Roman in bed. He sees a newspaper dated April 14. Fully awake, he turns to see a note on the dresser, "April 14th. That's today!"

Maggie greets Hope at the Java Café. Roman is there as well. Hope flashes back to Bo telling her about his Ho-Ro vision. Roman says hi and tells her there has been a change of plans, "I am your new partner."

Mia tells Nicole she can't keep the baby.

Kate insists she and Chloe need to talk face to face. Chloe is reluctant, but big bad boss Kate tells her the meeting isn't optional. They agree to meet at the pub. "And actually," chirps Kate, "I have a surprise for you." Right on cue, Daniel walks in.

Mia whines, "You lied to me about everything. I mean did you seriously think that you were going to get away with all of this?" Nicole insists she is a good mother.

"You're an alcoholic porn star," accuses Mia, "Where is my daughter?"

"I don't have a drinking problem," says Nicole, "I have a stopping problem. And the porn wasn't my choice."

Mia strikes back, "What about the little murder thing? I was up half the night reading about you."

"I was never convicted," says Nicole.

Chloe comes outside to see what all the racket is about. She sees Mia standing there, "Who's this?"

Bo reads the note. It's from Hope, and it says she has an early briefing about the stakeout with Thompson. Bo looked so peaceful sleeping there she didn't want to disturb him, so she just booked.

Roman informs Hope that Thompson called in sick, "He missed seeing DOOL for three days straight and tried to catch up on the episodes all at once. He's in intensive care. Anyway, I'll be filling in for him." Roman gets a call and announces the drug dealer has moved his operation from the pier to the Hacienda Motel.

"The one with hourly rates," asks Hope.

"That's the one," says Roman.


Kate asks Daniel to be a guest on her show. Daniel is reluctant. He says he has stage fright, "I can't stand being in front of a large audience. That's why I act on DOOL."

Kate feigns sympathy, "Poor baby, I didn't realize you were such a shy man. It's part of your charm."

Daniel asks what he would be interviewed about. Kate outlines things and suggests he might enjoy it. Daniel agrees and says maybe he could do some good. Kate says, "I can think of one person you're helping already."

Nicole introduces Mia as the girl she has been mentoring. Chloe takes Nicole aside and asks what this has to do with the wedding. "Nothing," says Nicole, "But with only a half dozen actors and three sets left on the show, we had to work her in somehow. Besides, she's having a crisis."

Mia interrupts and asks if Nicole just said this is a crisis, "Why don't you tell the truth for a change?" Nicole says the truth is Mia has had a rough life and it's unraveling. Chloe says she has to go meet Kate. She leaves.

Mia checks out a garment bag, "So this is your dress? You can leave it in the bag because there isn't going to be a wedding."

Bo hits the Java Café looking for Hope. He finds Maggie, who is all-too-happy to dish the dirt, "She left with Roman."

Bo gasps, "What?

Maggie says, "They left together."

Prevuze

Hope and Roman arrive at the motel and survey the situation. Roman says they have to turn their phones off since the baddies might use the signal to track them.

Kate tells Daniel she isn't the host of the show. Chloe shows up right on time and joins them. She asks Daniel, "What are you doing here?"

Kate asks, "Do you want to tell her, or should I?"

Daniel says, "Oh, I'm sure you can menage... I mean manage."

Kate tells Chloe Daniel will be on the show. Chloe thinks it's the worst idea she's heard all day.

Mia and Nicole argue about Sydney. Nicole tries to turn Mia's emotions down a notch, "We should discuss this like rational human beings."

"You're neither rational nor human," snaps Mia. Nicole wants to know who tipped Mia off about her. Mia evades. Nicole tells her she is a good person and all she ever wanted was to find someone. Mia doesn't buy it.

Daniel continues to be reluctant about being on the show. Kate says he's a world renowned surgeon and would be a great guest. Daniel thinks that kind of overstates his capabilities. "Oh," says Kate, "don't be modest. People know what you can do with your hands." Hearing that, Chloe about falls out of her chair.

Suddenly Kate's assistant Chris runs in all in a tither.
"We have a maaaaajor-major-major disaster on our hands. The studio you were going to use for the show – MAJOR conflaguration. A four-alarm fire! The studio was completely obliterated!"

Daniel leans over to Chloe, "Something's flaming around here, but I don't think it's a building."

Chloe perks up, "Looks like the show just got canceled!"

Roman and Hope peek out through the drapes and spot their man. Roman tries to radio in, but the radio is conveniently dead. He doesn't want to use the land line, "For now, we're on our own."

Maggie and Bo share small talk about Ciara. Since Bo never sees her it has to be small talk. Maggie thinks Bo is distracted. He has another vision. Maggie notices Bo is pale, but he insists he is fine. That's it. Maggie has to go. As she bustles off she turns and tells Bo, "Give Hope my love."

"Will do," says Bo, "right after Roman does." Maggie leaves. Bo stews.

Mia says she trusted Nicole and she turned out to be a despicable person. Nicole tries to defend herself, "My father was a sick person. He forced me to do things like the porn movie."

Mia asks, "What about trying to kill your ex. I wouldn't be surprised if you killed Tony." Nicole insists that was an accident. Mia doesn't believe her.

Chadsworth comes into the Java Café and tells Bo the stakeout location changed and radio communications are down, "No one knows where they are." Bo sends him to find Roman's informant.

Chris tells Kate he's been looking for alternative studios,
"I checked every studio in town. I called them all as I ran over here. Well... it wasn't exactly a run. It was more of a quickstep. This crisis makes me realize I need to step it up at the gym. I want this show to be a success. Of course it could be a big flop and be canceled in 13 weeks."

Kate has had it. She sends him packing, "GO!"

Chris swishes out,
"I'm gone I'm gone I'm gone."

Chloe thinks this may be for the best because of the job in Vancouver. Kate vows the show will go on.

Hope thinks the radio signals and phones are jammed, "I figured that out the minute I found out the phones and radios are all dead." Hope rambles on as she pours coffee. She turns and hands a cup to Roman, who asks, "What, no donuts to go with it? " He reaches for the cup and bumps it, giving Hope a bath. Hope stands there with her top totally drenched and we all find out why she lost that wet T-Shirt contest last week.

"Thank goodness that was cold stage coffee," says Roman, "or they'd be hauling you out of here with second degree burns."

Bo rants, "Why is the communication out." Chadsworth comes back. Bo wants to know where his wife is.

"My wife is at the grocery," says Chadsworth, "I thought it was Hope you were worried about."

Mia and Nicole beat the dead horse named Sydney. Mia starts to leave. Nicole asks, "Where are you going?"

"To get my daughter back."

Kate finishes a call. Chloe says she has to get back to Nicole. Kate insists she has to stay. Daniel calls in to the hospital. Maggie arrives. Daniel tells Maggie he's worried what will happen if Kate doesn't slow down. He tells her about the fire. Maggie, of course has the perfect solution.

Hope has changed into a robe. Roman apologizes for being such a spaz. He reaches in to check out her burns and Hope jumps out of her skin. She slaps Roman away, "JUST DON'T TOUCH ME, OK?"

Roman backs off, "Bo tells me you say that to him all the time."

Nicole chases Mia down. She tells her she has done a lot of things she regrets but she isn't that person any more. Mia is skeptical. Nicole takes us all off the deep end. She plays the stillborn baby card.

Maggie and Daniel join Chloe and Kate. Maggie offers Chez Rouge as the new studio. Chloe hesitates. Kate is giddy. "I'll see you on the set," says Maggie as she leaves.

Kate turns to Daniel and Chloe, "So the two of you – still on board, right?" Chloe and Daniel look for the lifeboats.

Roman wants to know what's up. Hope says she overreacted. She apologizes, "Bo told you to stay away from me, didn't he?"

"Yeah," says Roman, "He did. Would you tell me what the hell is going on!"

"It's ridiculous," says Hope, "I can't even say it." She looks back out the window, "Here's out buyer. I think he spotted me."

The Mia and Nicole show continues. Mia whines, "Sydney is my daughter. She belongs with me."

Nicole gives up, "OK. If you think it's for the best." She turns to go back inside.

Mia asks, "You're gonna let me go?" Nicole says she won't fight her. She tells her to go, but says there could be repercussions, "When the truth comes out, things might be worse for you and Sydney."

Chloe and Daniel tell Kate they are still on board. They sit down and discuss Daniel's segment. Kate wants them to talk about healthy food choices. Daniel reminds Kate he's a doctor he's not a food expert. Kate tells him to fake it. Chloe gasps, "You're not going to make me cook, are you?"

"No," says Kate, "But I might ask you to sample an entrée or two. I'm thinking that might be the most important part of the segment."

Bo leaves a message for Hope. Chadsworth says they can't find them.

Back inside Hope and Roman's den of sin, the doorknob wiggles. Hope and Roman spring into action.

Nicole and Mia go back inside. Mis says she thinks Nicole is trying to manipulate her. Nicole says she is trying to protect her, "If the DA has an ax to grind he'll make it sound like you tried to sell the baby on the black market." Mia reminds her she's a minor. Nicole says in that case, Mia could go to juvie and they would take her baby.

"I can't believe you," says Mia, "You act like you're my friend, but now you're threatening me?"

Nicole shakes her head, "It's not a threat, Mia, it's a promise."

Prevuze

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Berg said...

What the heck did happen to Phillip's hair? It's terrible? In fact, most people on the show have bad hair lately. Steponme looks like she bought that hair thing on t.v. they have been showing lately to boost your hair with a bump in the back. EJ's hair alone could bail out the oil companies. Chloe's hair is directly from the 70's along with Maggie's.

When does the sham wedding take place? I might have to either stock up on some serious barf bags or just skip the internet that week. Not sure my stomach can handle Nicole's crisis build, Dena thinking she is clever and that we are all going to be SHOCKED when the wedding goes through anyway. Oh Dena, that is not a cliff hanger, you are just being your usual predictable awful self. Why bother trying to actually write?

Hope everyone had a great Easter.

4:18 AM  
Blogger Klaus said...

Lol @ Chris' text color. I think I saw him Chelsea Lately, though that might have been a repeat.

Mia is such an idiot.
"I can't believe you," says Mia, "You act like you're my friend, but now you're threatening me?"
Well duh, you spent the better part of your time together threatening the woman, of course she's going to threaten you back.

Besides the better thing to do was to go to EJ directly if she was 100% determined to get the baby, I mean if she thinks Nicole is an attempted murder why would she want to be alone with her? And it will look like she tried to sell her baby, given Baker's true profession. Silly girl.

Hope stands there with her top totally drenched and we all find out why she lost that wet T-Shirt contest last week.
lol.

~Feeling kinda bad for Roman, both Bo and Hope attack him with no explanation and he's just
supposed to say 'It's a-ok!'.

Chloe perks up, "Looks like the show just got canceled!"
Chloe thinks this may be for the best because of the job in Vancouver.
Yeah Chloe, people could have died but I'm sure it was just a sign for you get your butt to Vancouver.

~Mia has unfortunately revealed she is a little too self righteous for me. When she was first informed of Tony's death, she basically said - "oh well! Solves all your problems, right?" to Nicole. Now she cares who killed Tony? blah

~And I'm sure it looks great in the office that whilst Hope is working Bo becomes a nervous wreck, and begins badgering everyone.

5:02 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

"I don't have a drinking problem," says Nicole, "I have a stopping problem. And the porn wasn't my choice."

Mia strikes back, "What about the little murder thing? I was up half the night reading about you."


The time to do the background check was before Mia gave her baby to Nicole. If Mia had done her homework, she could have saved herself and the viewers a lot of trouble and misery.

Roman gets a call and announces the drug dealer has moved his operation from the pier to the Hacienda Motel.

"The one with hourly rates," asks Hope.

"That's the one," says Roman.


Does the no tell motel also have no tell elevators?

Mia checks out a garment bag, "So this is your dress? You can leave it in the bag because there isn't going to be a wedding."

…and deprive the viewers of a regurgitatingly good time? I don’t think we could get that lucky.

Kate asks, "Do you want to tell her, or should I?"

Daniel says, "Oh, I'm sure you can menage... I mean manage."


Now that would be right up Dr. Bang-A-Bunch-A-Broads' alley.

Nicole tries to turn Mia's emotions down a notch, "We should discuss this like rational human beings."

"You're neither rational nor human," snaps Mia.


Mia once again proves she’s the smartest person in Salem. Of course, that's not saying much.

Daniel leans over to Chloe, "Something's flaming around here, but I don't think it's a building."

I’m laughing so hard that it’s making it difficult to type “naughty, naughty Prevuze!”

Hope stands there with her top totally drenched and we all find out why she lost that wet T-Shirt contest last week.

"Thank goodness that was cold stage coffee," says Roman, "or they'd be hauling you out of here with second degree burns."


Talk about must see TV!

By using blue and pink type (or was the pink actually lavender), Prevuze posts a ground breaking Monday morning recap. Yes, Bulldog Phillip’s hair is awful, and I also must agree with Berg’s assessment of EJ’s hair. Prevuze you are so right about the beautiful relationship founded on elevator sex. The writers must have somehow forgotten that most of their viewers are women. Any woman clutching her “romance card” to her heaving bosom isn’t buying into this crap. The DOOL writing team is as delusional as the characters they have created. Funny how that works.

5:51 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Doesn't ANYBODY on this show have a backbone?? Why don't Chloedan both just get up and tell Kate to buzz off, they aren't doing the show? Oh wait - silly me! this is DOOL. They couldn't put us thru the Kate-trying-to-kill-Chloe storyline if they did.

Isn't there some other flunkie cop available to partner for a day with Hope other than high-ranking Pard? Oh wait - silly me! this is DOOL. They couldn't put us thru the Bo-being-hacked-off-over-his-vision storyline if they did.

And Nicole has access to money so why doesn't she hire some actor to portray a lawyer to buffalo Mia into thinking it's a done-deal and to scram? Oh wait - silly me! this is DOOL. They couldn't put us thru the Mia-threatening-to-expose-Nicole's-secret storyline if they did.

Well, I could go on and on. The only saving grace in this episode are the great Prevuisms - Chris' special text, poor Thompson trying to catch up on three episodes at once and "with only a half dozen actors and three sets left on the show, we had to work her in somehow." HAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for getting us thru a rainy Monday, Prevuze!

7:38 AM  
Anonymous Scolly said...

"Isn't there some other flunkie cop that could partner with Hope other than high-ranking Pard?" Probably, but they don't want to be Hope's target practice like Kayla.

7:41 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

"...the ferry?" ”No," says Mia, "In fact, Chris doesn't come on until later in the episode."

Pink lettering and…

Daniel leans over to Chloe, "Something's flaming around here, but I don't think it's a building."

You trying to tell us something, Prevuze?? Don’t be coy. Out with it!!

I got a great laugh over everyone's assessmenet on the hair situation lately. Couldn't agree more. In fact, when I saw Bulldog's picture dissing Philip's hair I thought, "This coming from the gal with the cone-head hairdo?" lol

"He missed seeing DOOL for three days straight and tried to catch up on the episodes all at once. He's in intensive care.

Oh my, the poor man. Didn’t he have his zapper available?? I’d never try that without my trusty zapper, or else a stunt double watching it for me. Oh. Wait. That’s what Prevuze is, isn’t it?!

Grateful for Prevuze bearing the brunt of another sophmoric episode for the rest of us.

9:47 AM  
Anonymous WingNut '75 said...

I point you back to comments from March 5 of this year (yes, it really has been that long that this stupid storyline has been simmering)...

Scolly said...
My idea on the Hope-in-bed-with-another-man thing... she gets back on the force because of her tremendous detective skills.

OK, you can stop laughing now.

Then she and Pard or some other cop have to go undercover at a hotel/motel someone walks in so they have to act like they're married. It turns out Bo's vision was correct and it's all a big nothing.

10:19 AM
WingNut '75 said...

Except we all know that Bo will walk in on them and fly off of the handle. No way he will accept the "rational" explanation of what happened.


Predicted by Scolly and I over a month ago. Should we petition to join Dena's misfit group of has-been and wanna-be hackneyed writers? Did anybody not see this whole stupid storyline coming from 2 miles away?

*** Crickets ***

I thought so.

2:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW Chris, Kate's assistant is being played by Ross the Intern who is a frequent guest on the Tonight Show where Jay usually sends him on some remote assignment, red carpet event, etc.

10:29 AM  

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