Friday, March 27, 2009

Will and Grace

Grace's McChristening concludes. Father Mac christens her Grace Raphaela Brady. Rafe is stunned.

Daniel assures Stefano he's trying to save Tony. Stefano gets indignant about Tony being treated by a Kiriakis godson.

Bo grills Phillip. He tells Bo Nicole was a witness and will back up his story.

Nicole wanders around Tony's room. She sees Tony is awake, "You and I need to have a little chat."

Stefano says he wants to see Tony immediately. Daniel says he'll arrange that as soon as it's possible, but not right now. Stefano wants Lexie as the doctor. Daniel forbids it since Lexie is Tony's sister, but Stefano insists. Daniel relents and says he'll care for Tony until Lexie comes and kills him off.

Nicole tells Tony he looks awful. She says she knows what Tony was planning to do to her. She's not glad this happened to him, "But I wanna make sure that you never say a word." Tony looks up at her and sucks on his tube.

Father Mack wishes them well. As he leaves, he hands them the complimentary box of Tyson Anytizers the church is giving away with each baptism. Rafe assures Sami things will be fine, "II got your back."

Hilda's ghost leans in and whispers to Sami, "He had my back too. It's the rest of you that you have to be worried about."

Stefano hyperventilates and vows Tony will not die. He goes to get a nurse to take him to see Tony.

Nicole taunts Tony. She tells him she saved his life by calling the ambulance, "You owe me your life. So you'll keep your mouth shut. Agreed?" Say something. Tony stares at her and sucks.

A nurse comes in and says Tony can't talk. Nicole finds that veeery interesting.

Stefano whines around about what he said to Tony and how much he regrets it. EJ reminds Stefano that Tony betrayed him. Stefano the old softie breaks down.

Stefano goes soft on Tony after his fall. The old gray DiMera ain't what he used to be.

EJ wonders where Nicole is as Lexie rushes up. Stefano points to Phillip, "That SOB tried to kill your brother."

Phillip continues to fill Bo in. Bo calls Hope, "I'm gonna need you at the hospital – ICU."

"Hope asks, "How is that possible? There is no camera on this phone."

Rafe lights a candle as Sami tells Grace Rafe will (say it with her) be there for her. Rafe tells Grace he's out of a job. Sami assures him he'll get a great job somewhere. She can't believe Rafe turned down a job for her. She runs to get her coat. Rafe tells Grace he's in charge now.

Hilda's ghost reappears and tells Grace she'd better watch it.

Bo thinks Phillip was tense when he called Hope and thinks he's keeping something from him.

Nicole asks if Tony will be able to speak when he recovers. The nurse says he will. Nicole leaves. Tony sucks.

Lexie says she can't be Tony's doctor because she is his sister. Also because she doesn't know what she is doing, "So where is Anna?"

EJ says, "She's at the home for unemployed actors. I'll go call her." Stefano insists this wasn't an accident, "The person who made it happen is going to pay dearly."

Rafe babbles to Grace. Sami comes back and listens. Rafe goes on, "You are my Princess Grace... No, you are my Amazing Grace. That's what I am going to call you."

"Call me a doctor instead," says Grace, "I think I'm going to hurl."

Rafe and Sami arrive at the pub. Rafe tells her if she handles it right, her adoption scheme will work. He goes to the bar, "Hey, Pete, we'd like a couple of turkey burgers."

"We're out of turkey burgers," says Pete, "But I can rustle you up some Tyson's Anytizers." He holds a box up to the camera, "They're as chewy as cardboard and taste like it, too."

Will comes into the pub and heads for Sami's table, "Who's baby is that?"

Tony sucks. Nicole comes back in and tells him they have to come up with some sort of agreement. She rants as Tony's machines beep faster. Daniel walks in and asks what she is doing there.

Bo continues to give Phillip the third degree. Hope finds them and Bo tells her about the fight. Phillip insists he's innocent. Bo starts to call Victor but Phillip asks him not to, "OK, I'll talk."

Nicole says she came in because she was concerned about Tony. Tony's machines ramp up the beeping, and then he goes flatline.

CODE BLUE!

Lexie suggests Stefano calm down and says she will keep him informed. EJ says he called Anna in Chicago and she's on the way.

The medical team flies into Tony's room with the Shawn Brady Memorial Crash Cart. Daniel has everyone stand back.

"CLEAR!" ZAP! "CLEAR!" ZAP! "CLEAR!" ZAP!

Tony yells, "Thank you sir! May I have another sir!"

Nicole walks up to EJ and Stefano and says she went to see Tony, "I don't think I was supposed to be in there... I think he's dying." Grim faces all around.

Sami can't believe Will blew off his dad to play basketball. Will is his usual snotmouth self. Sami can't believe he doesn't want to spend time with his dad. "He's got a weird sense of humor," says Will.

"Go easy on him," says Sami, "Cut him some slack. But keep him away from fire extinguishers and paint cans and always check to make sure the salt shaker cap is on tight if he's been around. But I have some terrific news. I want to introduce you to your new sister."

Prevuze

Will is certain Sami must be joking, "Hi Grace I'm Will we can start a show and call it Will and Grace."

Sami says, "I'm serious Will."

Will is shocked, "Mom are you nutty?"

"As a Stuckey's Pecan Log," says Sami, "But she's still your sister."

Phillip swears Tony's fall was an accident. Hope wants to talk to Nicole. Phillip says Nicole is liable to say anything.

Daniel comes out. Stefano rushes up to him, "How's my son?" Daniel gives everyone his grim look of death.

Sami tries to explain how the adoption happened. Will thinks the whole thing is bogus, "You lie any time you feel like it. You just make stuff up. I heard you talking about Grace on the phone and I asked about her and you told me you said 'great,' not 'Grace.' You lie to my face as usual." Rafe walks up. Will asks if he knew about the baby. Sami says he did. Rafe decides this would be a good time to head for the hills and make a call.

Sami apologizes. Will broods, "What about Johnny and Allie?"

"Who?"

Daniel says Tony is stable, but he's still not out of the woods, "But I have some good news. The hospital is giving out complimentary samples of Tyson's Anytizers with every defibrillation." He passes them out.

Bo and Hope sample them. Hope asks, "What is this? It kind of tastes like chicken, but it's really tough."

"I think they're trying to come up with chicken flavored bubble gum," says Bo.


Nicole tells EJ she knows he and Tony have differences but they also have a lot in common. EJ says he was relieved when Tony said he was leaving town, "He's been tense since father asked me to lead the company. Now I may never see him again."

Hope asks Daniel about Tony, "Do his injuries look like the result of an accident?"

Daniel says, "His injuries look like the result of hitting the ground really hard."

Will says he isn't sure why he is upset, "Things were just screwed up when I was little. There were times I needed you and you just weren't (say it with him) there for me."

Sami says she will never be able to apologize enough for that.

"Now you have a new kid," says Will, "It's just wrong." Sami insists she is Grace's best chance for a good life.

"Wow," says Will, "The kid's only a few weeks old and she's already hit rock bottom."

Daniel tells Hope he can't tell if Tony slipped or was pushed.

Lexie tells Stefano she asked Tony if he was all right and Tony shook his head no. She goes back in.

Back inside, Lexie asks Tony if he can write. She hands him a notepad. Tony scribbles a note and hands it back to her. Lexie reads, "Please get this bedpan out from under me." She goes to get EJ. Tony sucks.

Sami says she's sorry Will feels abandoned, but she loves him, just not enough to keep him around, "Grace will need you to be her big brother."

Will snorts, "You mean just like my mom was (say it with him) there for me?" He tells her he's sleeping at Caroline's tonight and stomps out.

Rafe finds Will outside and says he knows it's a weird situation for him., "There is something about Grace you should know."

Hope wants to talk to Nicole. EJ leaves to see Tony.

EJ and Lexie walk into Tony's room. Lexie fills EJ in and then gets a page saying his test results are in. She leaves. EJ wheels up a stool, "Well, it looks like someone finally found a way to shut you up." Tony writes something on his pad. EJ stares. Tony sucks.

Stefano watches as Hope grills Nicole. She asks if Phillip's story is true.

Tony continues to write. EJ asks, "I'm curious Tony. What's so important that you feel you have to write it."

Tony sucks like a bad episode of DOOL. This one, for example.

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6 Comments:

Anonymous Leslie said...

Rafe assures Sami things will be fine, "II got your back."

Hilda's ghost leans in and whispers to Sami, "He had my back too. It's the rest of you that you have to be worried about."


Rather than her back, my guess is that Rafe is more interested in what Sami has up front.

Rafe tells Grace he's in charge now.

Hilda's ghost reappears and tells Grace she'd better watch it.


Poor Hilda, things worked out just swell for her. Didn’t they? So now Rafe is in charge? Hmmm…is that like “Charles In Charge” or is the next storyline “Psycho Rafe from Hell”? As if that’s never been done before. Isn’t that so Nick?

Lexie says she can't be Tony's doctor because she is his sister. Also because she doesn't know what she is doing, "So where is Anna?"

Well, at least Lexie asked an intelligent question. All the viewers have been asking the same question for a long time now.

"You are my Princess Grace... No, you are my Amazing Grace. That's what I am going to call you."

"Call me a doctor instead," says Grace, "I think I'm going to hurl."


I think you’re on to something Prevuze. What this program needs is more baby vomit.

Will comes into the pub and heads for Sami's table, "Who's baby is that?"

Will, honey, you just asked the $64,000 question.

Sami insists she is Grace's best chance for a good life.

"Wow," says Will, "The kid's only a few weeks old and she's already hit rock bottom."


Isn’t that the truth?

Tony sucks like a bad episode of DOOL. This one, for example.

…along with Tyson’s Anytizers. Very good Prevuze! With all that sucking, I knew you were building up to fabulous ending, and you didn’t disappoint. That is certainly more than can be said for DOOL. Poor Tony, poor Thaao. Thaao loses his job and is forced to suck on a tube in his final suck filled scenes on a program that sucks. In this case, the symmetry is worse than stinky. It sucks.

Bulldog – I was also wondering if Tony would turn out to be Andre. On a program that takes itself far too seriously, I will miss the humor and class that Leann brought to DOOL, and Thaao’s acting skills were second to none. Salem will be a sadder place without them. With those uplifting comments, happy TGIF!!!

5:35 AM  
Blogger cfish said...

Tony sucks.

No he doesn't!!!! He's one of the best things on the show!

6:25 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I agree. These stupid people, letting Tanna go. But, hey! We still have LuClueless! UGH. Please hand me Grace's barf bag.

I thought the other day they said Anna was in Europe. Or maybe that was one of the other exiled characters like Marlena or Kayla.

I'm no hospital expert but I would think a person brought into ICU wouldn't be left alone long enough for someone (Nicole) to waltz in and start badgering them. And while we're on the subject of unbelievability, how come we don't see Kate hanging around the poisonous meds cabinet? I mean this hospital only has one hallway.

LOL Prevuisms: "Hope asks, "How is that possible? There is no camera on this phone." and "The old gray DiMera ain't what he used to be."...... GROANER!! HAHAHAHAHA

Well, goodbye Tony. Once again we hate to see you go. But welcome the weekend finally! Thanks, Prevuze! TGIP!

7:45 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Tony stares at her and sucks.

LOL As everyone has pointed out, this whole s/l sucks. Not to mention it’s a straight rip-off of the scene when Marlena-the-serial-killer mocked Tony-the-tiger-mauled-victim before she supposedly offed him. Or, come to think of it, the scene when Marlena-the-Avenger mocked Stefano before she put him in his drug induced coma.

"Do his injuries look like the result of an accident?" Daniel says, "His injuries look like the result of hitting the ground really hard."

OK, so now Dr. Dan is a forensic pathologist on top of everything else?

I also couldn't stop laughing at Daniel relents and says he'll care for Tony until Lexie comes and kills him off., the McChristening, and all of the riffs on the Tyson Anytizers. At least Prevuze product placements were funny as hell.

What I don't get is Will's whining about being abandoned. Most of the other kids in Salem can complain about parental neglect and have a legitimate beef. But Sami was one mom who actually WAS there for Will (except when Kate/Lucas tried to co-op him or when Will took off of his own accord).

TGIF & TGIP everyone!

7:51 AM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

Will should be whining because she was there for him.

McChristening, that is classic.

How long will it be before Sami opens the closet door to choose a wedding dress from the, what is it, nine? weddings that almost happened.

Looks like DOOL is replacing Talent and Acting Ability with that other T and A acronym.

I like the idea of marketing DOOL barf bags, The hour glass fills with "sand" on the outside of the bag, indicating when it is full.

12:22 PM  
Blogger Klaus said...

Stefano gets indignant about Tony being treated by a Kiriakis godson.
What? Does he think Daniel is going to take one 'for the family' and off Tony?

"That SOB tried to kill your brother."
I just exiled him to an island for 2 decades! The lack of human contact should have utterly wrecked his sanity and destroyed his spirit, but he's a DIMERA (kinda)!!

"Hope asks, "How is that possible? There is no camera on this phone."
lmao! excellent.

There were times I needed you and you just weren't (say it with him) there for me."
It's probably because you were whining. All the damn time.

When isn't Will whining? He has this mopey essence about him, when ever I see him I just feel depressed. Has the kid even smiled yet, at all??
Gb2/Europe/

OK, so now Dr. Dan is a forensic pathologist on top of everything else?
Applecheeks, I would guess that becoming a doctor in DooL encompasses all possible fields. Lexie will probably begin teaching paleontology soon.

Tony continues to write. EJ asks, "I'm curious Tony. What's so important that you feel you have to write it."
Um... well, he can't speak. So...

1:26 PM  

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