Doofuses Of Our Lives
First, here is a recap of what happened in Friday's "lost" episode which also did not feed. Thanks to the DOOL page at The TV Megasite for this information:
Kate shows up in Vegas. She asks Chloe and Lucas to annul their marriage, but they refuse to cooperate.
Tony continues to badger Nicole with the knowledge that Sydney isn't her baby.
Sami announces her intentions to adopt a baby. EJ doesn't think it's a good idea.
Chelsea brings Theo to see Max. She wants Theo to be in a play but Theo doesn't want to out of fear that he might grow up to be an actor and get a job on DOOL.
Rafe and Brady introduce themselves and talk about Sami and the DiMeras.
Daniel asks Maggie to forgive Chloe. He tells her Lucas and Chloe eloped.
Phillip calls Tony and immediately starts tossing insults. He tells Tony they need to talk. They arrange to meet at the pier. Tony doesn't see what will be gained by a meeting, "Whats done is done."
"We'll see," grumbles Phillip.
Brady tells Daniel Kate went to Vargas for Chloe and Lucas' wedding.
The three stooges are on the plane leaving Vegas. Kate and Chloe are with him. Lucas can't believe Kate is flying in coach with them. She explains first class was full, so she is forced to slum it in coach with the lovebirds.
Kate makes ample use of her complimentary barf bag as she watches Chloe and Lucas sit across the aisle from her and play kissie poo. She smiles on the outside and boils on the inside, "You'd better enjoy it now, Chloe, because your rosy future is about to turn very bleak."
Bo meets some weenie-boy in the pub who may be a new recruit. In most police departments it is not customary for the Commissioner to go out and pal around with new dweebs coming into the department but, then again, in most police departments the Commissioner has something to do. "You have to learn not to take things personally," advises Bo. Then he immediately realizes the stupidity of what he just said and continues, "Of course I have never been able to follow that advice. It's part of who I am."
Weenie-boy asks, "And whats it like to be your big brothers boss?"
Before Bo can answer, Hope walks up, "Why don't you forget about his big brother and ask about his wife?"
"It's great being her boss," says Bo, "Especially around the house."
Services for Bo are pending.
We go back to the plane, where Chloe and Lucas sit across from Kate nibbling on each other. That does it. Kate goes postal. She stands up, scoots across the aisle, grabs Chloe by the throat and chokes her.
Lucas screams, "Mom, what are you doing?"
End of fantasy. The attendant snaps Kate out of her daydream and asks if she wants a headset. Kate declines and glances across the aisle where Chloe and Lucas are just about to join the mile-high club. Kate rolls her eyes.
Daniel is stunned. Brady asks, "Uh, you and Kate aren't still..."
"No," says Daniel, "Nor me and her granddaughter, either. I've moved on to her daughter-in-law. I consider myself a real family man. Any word on when Billie's due back in Salem? "
Brady philosophizes, "Like the magazines say, bachelorhood is everything it's cracked up to be... and less."
"True," says Daniel, "But at least it's a lot quieter than being married."
Daniel refuses to talk about the new woman in his life. Brady asks, "You're still not over her, then, huh?"
Daniel says, "No, I have to be, because she is over me. Usually all over me, if you know what I mean."
Lucas and Chloe talk about the dozen or so kids they are going to have, "I want to keep trying," says Lucas, "Until their IQs add up to double digits."
Kate blows a gasket, stands up and screams, "I can't take it any more SHUT UP! This is making me sick."
Chloe is very perceptive, "Something's wrong, isn't it?"
"As if you don't know," sneers Kate, "Why don't you just tell him the truth, you lying little pig? Lucas, she has been cheating on you with Daniel, having sex with him."
Lucas gasps, "What?"
Kate says, "Sex. You know, when two people get together and..."
Chloe denies it, "It's not true."
Kate rants, "Tell him. Don't you dare try to deny it!"
Lucas says, "Chloe, tell me you didn't." Chloe gives Lucas her expressive blank stare. Lucas gets it, "OMG! You did! Why?"
Chloe whines, "Because I'm in love with him." Lucas explodes and stomps out. What an idiot! They're at 36,000 feet and he doesn't even close the door behind him.
Chloe asks why Kate told. Kate explodes, "Because I'm not going to let a lying little slut like you ruin his life. He's a big boy now and can do that on his own."
Kate snaps out of it again and watches Chloe and Lucas make plans for their mansion – the one they're going to buy with the money they don't have.
"One pool or two," asks Chloe.
"Let's have two," says Lucas, "So I can have one to myself. People are always telling me they want me out of the pool."
"They're talking about the gene pool," says Chloe.
Suddenly, everything goes black. The audience breathes a collective sigh of relief.
Note: Since we didn't get any previews today, we clipped Kate's meltdown instead. It is available right now on Prevuze II: CLICK HERE
Th-th th-th th-that's all, folks. Join us tomorrow and we'll see if the dipwads who run this show can beam a full episode.
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