Saturday, October 25, 2008

How To Dress To Meet EJ

Two Prevuze superreaders, Deb and Leslie, are headed to a major DOOL event today. They will be attending the Women's Lifestyle Show in Peoria where James Scott is a featured guest. (Click here). We, of course, hope they have the best time ever but must share our concern.

As you well know, James or EJ, as we lovingly know him. Has a certain... er... skill. It seems he hardly has to look at a woman and she's... well... you know... pregnant. Now I suppose if the woman wants this to happen that's one thing, but if not, well, then meeting and actually going to the extreme of touching or hugging "James EJ 'Sureshot' DiMera" could be a very risky proposition* indeed.

*proposition - perhaps a poor choice of words

You may remember, however, in a recent comment, Deb guaranteed there would be no pregnancies. All well and good, but that offers little comfort when the guy is three-for-three on the show. Humpf... Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard should hope for such a streak.

Anyway, I must report we are somewhat relieved since the pair has sent us a pre-show picture in the outfits they have selected to wear to the show, in preparation for meeting "Deadeye."

So, if you're going to the show and would like to meet up with our intrepid pair, look for a couple of women dressed like this...


Have a great time, Leslie and Deb. Enjoy the weekend, everybody.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have a terrific time for all of us, Deb & Leslie. You know we're all sooo jealous. I'm sure James will be sure to pick you guys out of the crowd. He'll ROFLHAO when he discovers why you're wearing the "Sure Shot" protection suits.

On another note, here's hoping Ryan Howard breaks out of his post season funk and goes 3 for 3 today (all being multi-run homers)

(Go Deb & Leslie too)

7:03 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

LOL over Deb & Leslie's gear. Gee, I saw (my mind's a blank here) the actor playing Stefano. Think how prolific ol' Stef is! I guess I was spared because I got to the event late and was way in the back. HAHAHHA

Weren't we supposed to also get a special Prevuze report on a Massachusetts event? Maybe they went without the gear and are too embarrassed to report it?!

Thanks, Prevuze, for the Saturday edition. And enjoy the event, Deb & Leslie.

7:08 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Subtlety, thy name is Prevuze. Just about choked on my Shredded Wheat when I read today's post.

Will anxiously be awaiting Deb & Leslie's report and seeing how their outfits worked out for them.

Personally, I'd risk meeting James sans space suit. LOLOL

OMG! My 'word verification' was an actual word. That's never happened before. Alert the press!

7:08 AM  
Anonymous Julie said...

It just occurred to me that Kate never ended up pregnant and her and EJ were together a few times. Guess she's the only woman on the show past child bearing age??

7:56 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

It just occurred to me that Kate never ended up pregnant and her and EJ were together a few times. Guess she's the only woman on the show past child bearing age??

EJ and Kate were together before EJ's little swimmers got their "Michael Phelps" rating.

8:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd wear a diaphragm just in case, ladies! Have fun, but not too much fun! :)

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Cookala said...

OMG! That's freakin' hilarious! Yes, we at Forbidden Love have warned everyone who will be in the *proximity* of EJ Dimera to take all necessary precautions well in advance!

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want a purse like that. Where can I find one? c

11:08 AM  
Blogger cfish said...

Wonderfully hilarious as always, and on a Saturday! The Ryan Howard comment stings a little (the truth ALWAYS hurts), but I'm with Cookie -- here's to three straight for the Phillies so they can win the whole shebang (oooh, bad choice of words, sorry Deb & Leslie!) at home!!!!

1:14 PM  
Blogger cfish said...

Oh, and for c ---

I'm not sure if that's a purse or a shopping bag. In either case, I have no idea where to get one, or I'd have one to cover my waist, bust, hips, legs, arms ... you get the idea!!!

1:17 PM  
Blogger Deb said...

Quick note to let everyone know, I'm home. Leslie still has a 3 hr drive ahead of her.
James Scott was so nice, and I got a pic of myself with him, which I will send to Prevuze to post.

I gave him a note with Prevuze website on it, and told him about us and invited him to check us out.

So everyone on your best behavior for then next few days!!!! EJ maybe reading!

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EJ just might be too hot for those suits to handle. LOL

I cannot imagine Sami hiding behind that shopping bag for the next nine months. That is just dumb, Sami! Tell him or I will have to start rooting for Nicole and EJ.

2:11 PM  
Anonymous hawaiianhaas said...

You all are DaBomb! LOOOOVVEE Prevuze! Love the wit and humor - you put in the naughty thoughts we all come up with watching the show! lol..just donated 1st time...everyone should!!
Keep up the great work!

2:37 PM  
Anonymous azura said...

OMG -- why couldn't you have posted this earlier?? I left at 5:30am on Saturday to go to Peoria to see him and I was not properly prepared!! I only read this after I got home. And he touched my arm -- I'm going to end up preggers for sure!!! lol

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Based on this I must question whether baby joe is really Steve's child and not EJ's. Could this be the reason Stefano nabbed little joey in the hospital for a DNA test? MMMMMMMM.

So glad that Deb and Leslie have protection!

1:12 PM  

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