Friday, September 26, 2008

Bigmouth Bo

Caroline walks into the dark cemetery. She carries flowers and approaches OMB's grave. Suddenly we hear heavy breathing. Geez, you'd think Danny and Granny could find a better place.

Oops, must not be them, because Kate rushes up to Daniel in the hospital. She makes it a point of telling him how uber-busy she has been so it will be all that much more of a shock when her world comes crashing down. She thinks it was a rotten time to do this. Daniel scolds her, "Coughing up blood is serious. An MD degree qualifies me to say things like that."

"That's OK," says Kate, "Lexie is still working on whether or not coughing up blood is a big deal."

Nicole joins EJ at the pub. She wants him to help with her problem with Victor. EJ asks what's behind this. "Bigmouth Bo," says Nicole.

Bo and Hope are at Chez Rouge to have dinner with Patch and Kayla. Hope tells them all she turned down the commissioner's job. Bo announces he's thrown his hat in the ring. Melanie comes in and orders vodka and tonic, but the bartender calls her on it and asks for ID. She backs off and settles for a soft drink. She goes through her purse and conceals what appears to be Trent's ID as Nick finds her.

Max sneaks in the dark and removes his shirt. Stephanie knocks on the door behind him, "Max?"

Bo and Hope, Patch and Kayla talk about the commissioner's job. Bo says he was browbeaten into going for it. Bo knows if he gets the job, he will be able to keep an eye on the mayor, "We can't let DiMera's lackey take over the department or Salem will be an open city."

"What you're saying," says Patch, "is that things will get better."

The mayor walks up and overhears the conversation. He tells Bo there is no guarantee he will get the job.

Daniel hands Kate some medibabble and says he doesn't have a definitive diagnosis. He wants more tests. Chelsea joins them. She goes straight for Kate's jugular, "I should have known you'd do anything to keep seeing him. You're pathetic."

Nicole tells EJ she told Victor herself because Bo and Hope had figured it out. She says Victor wants the settlement back, "I hate Bo Brady and my dearly departed husband. "

Maggie will be working with the Green Restaurant Association. Mickey wants to know if she hasn't done the green stuff already. This turns into a fully gratuitous hucksterfest for the GRA whose motto is, "If it's crap, but it's green, we serve it."

Melanie continues to hide the contents of her purse and says her dad won't get to her.

Max stuffs his bloodstained shirt in a pile of clothes on the floor and opens up for Stephanie. She thinks something is wrong with him and says it's about time to do something about that. She rubs his shoulders and thinks he's soooo tense. Max tells her things will be better now. She wonders how. He says they will never have to worry about Trent again, "Just trust me." He moves in and they concentrate on other things. Pan to the bloody shirt.

Caroline visits OMB and tells him there is a full moon.

Chelsea rants. Kate says she doesn't blame her for being angry. There is no forgiveness within Chelsea, though. "It wasn't a relationship," says Kate, "It was two people reaching out for a little warmth."

"It sounds like you grabbed more than warmth," says Chelsea. The brat continues to mouth off.

Kate says, "Whatever happened is over now."

Chelsea asks Daniel, "Then why did you call her and ask her over here to talk about the next step?"

Daniel tells her she misunderstood. He starts to say more, but stops short.

Hope introduces the mayor to Kayla. Patch walks around the room swiping tips off of other tables. Bo says he didn't mean to imply the job is in the bag. They mayor says he will consider him along with the other candidates. He leaves. "I'm not counting my chickens," says Bo. He turns to Hope, "Present company excluded. If you want to climb the ladder you have to be squeaky clean. I have a few reprimands in my pocket."

Hope notes, "If you get this job, you'll have to play by the department's rules."

"Rules," asks Bo.

Caroline talks to OMB. She wishes he were still there for Max. She rages about Trent, "That's why I took care of him tonight. We don't have to worry about Trent any more."

EJ asks, "Why are you referring to Trent as your dearly departed husband?"

Nicole asks, "Did I say that?"

EJ says, "Yes, you did." Nicole says he's on his way out if he isn't gone already. She is amused the regents will soon know Trent's ex was a porn star. They go back to talking about Victor's cash – EJ says they should stay positive.

Maggie gushes about the GRA. She shows us the website. TIME KILLER ALERT. f Maggie's mouth is moving you should be zapping.

Maggie and Mickey get so excited about the GRA, they attack each other right there. Melanie sees the display and giggles, "Oh, look, people sucking face!"

"That's a true and long lasting love," says Nick, "His marriage to Bonnie Lockhart was hardly a blip on their marital radar screen."

"Someone should tell them to get a room," says Melanie, "A dark room." A referee skates up and gives Melanie a game misconduct. Nick calls Maggie and Mickey over and introduces them.

Stephanie and Max bask in the afterglow. She asks where he was earlier. Max says he was down at the garage. He says he's always happy there and can think more clearly when he's up to his elbows in grease. "If you would have answered your cell phone you could have had me all afternoon," says Stephanie.

"Like I said," says Max, "I'm always happy to be at the garage."

Kate and Chelsea talk alone. Kate hacks. She tells Chelsea Daniel doesn't know what is wrong so there will be more tests. Chelsea says she doesn't want her to be sick. Just dead. Kate asks for some slack. She says she never intended to hurt Chelsea especially with what happened with Billie and Nick. She says this was a fluke. She knows they have wounded Chelsea and she is sorry for that. Chelsea is unmoved. She says she thought Daniel was the one. He was – for Kate. Kate says she should think about second chances since people make mistakes. Chelsea no can do. She walks away and Kate goes into a coughing fit.

Nick explains the Trent-Melanie-Max relationship. Maggie asks Melanie, "Where have you been?"

"Abroad."

"What a coincidence," says Maggie, "So am I." Maggie launches into another disgusting GRA commercial, then notices Nick has a bruised hand.

Kayla tells Bo she is sure he will be the commissioner. They leave and Hope tells Bo she hopes the job works out. Bo suggests a stroll to the cemetery.

Nicole says she would do anything to keep Victor from taking back her money, "I got that money the old fashioned way. I earned it like Smith Barney."

EJ asks, "Did Smith Barney earn it's part of the government bailout?"

"I sure know how to pick them," says Nicole, "Every guy I've been with is a jerk." EJ asks if she can prove Trent was violent. Nicole says she could but they would have to dig up a few neighbors from back then.

"Would you dig them up because they'd be willing to testify," asks EJ.

"No," says Nicole, "I'd dig them up because all of our neighbors from back then are dead." EJ says if Trent takes the stand he'll paint Nicole as opportunistic. "Trent's not gonna make it to the stand," says Nicole.

Maggie, Mickey and Melanie all gather around and ask how Nick hurt his hand.

Stephanie goes for round five. Or six, they've lost count. "Are you trying to kill me here," asks Max.

"You started it," says Stephanie. Max decides he wants a shower. Stephanie decides she will join him. Max asks her to wait a minute and makes up some story about the shower taking more time to warm up for two people or some such thing. He turns away from her and Stephanie sees big scratches down his back, "Did I do that to you?"

"You're a real tiger," says Max, "ROOWWRRRR..."

Caroline hears the heavy breathing. She turns and looks into the weeds, "Gasp! You!"

Mt. Katetubo erupts and spews. She tells Chelsea she puts on a good act but not good enough, "You don't have to forgive me, but I know you still have feelings for Daniel, so forgive him. I won't see him any more, even as a patient." The brat says that won't help. She leaves and huffs past Daniel.

Prevuze

Kate tells Daniel all is not forgiven. Daniel hems and haws and gives her the bad news, "You have lung cancer, Kate. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning."

EJ asks what Nicole isn't telling him about Trent. Nicole runs off sick.

Melanie holds Nick's hand and stares at it. Nick asks for his hand back. Melanie doesn't remember him hurting it. He thinks he banged it up when he hit the thug in France. She decides from now on she'll take care of him, "I'll start by buying you dinner. She conceals the contents of her purse as she grabs her money.

Max is in the shower. Stephanie bends down to get her cell phone and check messages and sees the bloody shirt.

Bo and Hope find a couple of cops in the cemetery. Lopez asks if Bo is going after the commissioner's job. They tell Bo the whole force is behind him, "We figure we can really start slacking off if you're the commissioner."

Caroline gasps, "I thought I took care of you. What's wrong with you?" We go back to Hope, Bo and the cops.

SCREAM!

Trent is on top of Caroline with a knife in his back. She pulls it out and gets her fingerprints all over it as she whimpers. Bo, Hope and the cops run up. Caroline sits there fumbling the knife and whimpering. She's desperate for something to do or say. She sees a copy of the Guy Manual sticking out of Trent's Pocket. For lack of any other escape route, she pulls it out of his Pocket and reads the first excuse she can find, "It's not what it looks like."


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18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a wonderful snark-fest today! Makes the show sound more interesting, as usual. :D

I just about lost it when I came to the first comment from Prevuze...

"Geez, you'd think Danny and Granny could find a better place."

"I'm not counting my chickens," says Bo. He turns to Hope, "Present company excluded." very snark-a-licious!

There were many others, but I'll leave the rest for others to comment on...

A big "thank you" to Prevuze for providing such a wonderful service for all of us!

Everyone have a GREAT weekend! Enjoy the last of the warm weather...

Judy

5:22 AM  
Anonymous dazeisdum said...

Ummmmm.......

Hey Lucas,
1985 called, they want their mullet back.

5:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where can I get a copy of the guy manual?

5:42 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Suddenly we hear heavy breathing. Geez, you'd think Danny and Granny could find a better place.
 
Oh my, oh my, what an evil picture that conjures up, and so early, on this Friday morning!
 
Bo and Hope, Patch and Kayla talk about the commissioner's job.
 
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 
The mayor walks up and overhears the conversation.
 
This is an everyday occurrence in Salem.  All the Bradys, Hortons, DiMeras, Kiriakises, and everyone who speaks to them should be issued bells to wear around their necks.  By the way, my vote for commissioner is Stefano.  Why not make it official?  He’s already the force behind the SPD.
 
TIME KILLER ALERT. If Maggie's mouth is moving you should be zapping.
 
Once again Prevuze, thanks for taking the bullet for us.
 
Max asks her to wait a minute and makes up some story about the shower taking more time to warm up for two people or some such thing.
 
Prevuze, why would you think Max made up the story?  After all, he can install a water heater all by himself so he knows hot water and spews hot air.
 
Oh goodie, a murder mystery…geez.  Now Bo gets to arrest his mother.  Murder and dueling pregnancies…could it possibly get any better?  Along with the bells, someone should be handing out condoms to Salem’s over-sexed population.  EJ should have them tucked behind his pocket square.  Since it is intimated that Nicole is rather promiscuous, you would think she would have condoms in her lipstick case.  Even if she thought she was infertile, she is not immune to STDs.  I worked with a woman who was spending quality time with a classy guy from whom she contracted a very unclassy case of herpes.  Since the baby was conceived in an elevator, will they call it Otis if it’s a boy? 
 
The writers continue to create plotlines based on shock or is it schlock value.  It appears they think shock and creative are synonymous...wrong!  What annoys me the most is that they must think the viewing audience has the IQ of a flatworm.  I know.  Part of Daze’s “charm” are eye rolling moments like Ford Decker being stuffed into a water heater.  I just think it’s too much to expect us to believe that all three of EJ’s rompings have resulted in pregnancies.  Instead of Little EJ, his baby making equipment should be named Michael Phelps. 

5:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just read where it's definite that Passions' Luis and Ethan will be coming onto DOOL soon as an FBI agent and Brady Black. They were both such popular characters that it would not surprise me if their characters will remain on DOOL. Maybe Galen Gerig could be a doctor- turned-FBI-agent who will fall for Chelsea, and they will make him Chief of Staff at Salem Hospital, after Kayla botches up the job like Lexie did. She has baby Joe to take care of and does not need those extra duties either. Galen is still too old for Chelsea, in my opinion, although they ended up pairing him with a younger woman in Passions at the end. She was not as young as Chelsea though. I personally hope Nick and Chelsea get back together soon. I like them as a couple.

Morgan Hollingsworth is exiting DOOL. No hot romance coming between Phillip and her at all. I guess her witnessing Chloe and Phillip making out must be the clincher, huh? lol
I hope she tells Lucas about it before she leaves the show.

Abe is planning on running for mayor of Salem since Mayor Marino is definitely a crook according to his interview about the character he is playing on DOOL.

The Brady boys have to lock Caroline up next week since Trent falls on top of Caroline while she is visiting her husband's grave at night. Trent comes out of the bushes and falls right on top of Caroline. She starts screaming, then pulls the bloody huge knife out of his back. Guess who just happens to be in the graveyard that night? Right! Bo and Hope. Caroline gets her fingerprints all over the bloody weapon, so of course, next week, they have to put her behind bars. But Max, Melanie, and Nicole all have something to hide as well. Max came home with a very bloody tee shirt. Melanie has Trent's wallet and ID. And Nicole calls Trent her dearly departed husband to EJ before they found his body. Of course, we all know it will be Claude's goon who did it.

I am anxiously awaiting Stefano to be killed off with that who-done-it storyline. It's coming soon!

Bart won't be coming back to DOOL.

Eric Martsholf (Ethan from Passions) will be Brady Black and comes on DOOL in November. Look for some issues between him and Chloe to be faced. Now if they would replace Chloe with Passion's Theresa that might be a real winning combination since they were such a hit on Passions.

6:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wanted to make a comment on how much I enjoyed watching Nick straighten out Chelsea on DOOL yesterday. He remained calm but completely set her straight about how dysfuntional she is acting now. I believe that these two characters could become the new Bo and Hope. It's apparent that both of them still love each other very much. I hope they get back together soon.

6:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nick also has bruised knuckles which Melanie wonders if he could be the person who killed Trent.

Trent was in the bushes watching Caroline for awhile at the graveyard. So it seems logical to me that if a man starts coming towards a woman breathing hard and then falls on top of her that it would be normal for her to start screaming and try to push him off her. Her hands just happened to find that huge bloody knife in his back, so she pulls it out, putting her fingerprints all over it. As swift as Pard and Bo are though, I believe they should be able to get Caroline out of jail fast, with a story of how she was just protecting herself from Trent.

Max has a lot of scratches on his back for some reason. Was he hiding in the bushes behind Trent and stuck that knife in his back to protect Caroline from being raped? Was Trent hiding in the bushes after following Caroline to the cemetary to rape her? I mean, he was breathing heavy and hard, so it's possible.

Did Melanie steal her dad's wallet and ID while she was in his hotel room? Or did she stab him in the back with a knife in the bushes?

Or was it Nicole who saw Trent following Caroline into the cemetary who stabbed him? Or did she see the whole thing? I think she might have witnessed what happened to Trent. That could be why she told EJ Trent was her dearly departed husband.

6:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many people do you personaly know that go to a cemetery at night, especially a senior citizen.They could have done better than that. I think this is to prove Bo will do anything to go by the book, even arresting his beloved mother. I do not want Nick and Chelsea together he is just way to good for her. She always treated him like a lap dog. She wants a father figure. He needs someone who will appreciate him. Where did Lucas" scar go? It magically disappeared. I do agree the man needs a new hairstyle. The Mullet and little dutch boy don't exactly go with an executive or ex con. Thanks for all your time Prevuze. What would we do without you? c

6:55 AM  
Anonymous I Challenge You To A DOOL said...

Prevuze, you HAVE to try to publish The Guy Manual. You HAVE TO!!! It's genius!

7:00 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

LOL at the picture of Melanie. She did kind of come across as a scared little 5 year old in Little Orphan Annie, didn't she?

Caroline's use of the Guy Manual - brilliant.

Leslie, I love your suggestion for a boy's name. HAHA

This turns into a fully gratuitous hucksterfest for the GRA whose motto is, "If it's crap, but it's green, we serve it."

I’ll get my zapper ready.

Hope notes, "If you get this job, you'll have to play by the department's rules." "Rules," asks Bo.

Even before I got to the prevuism I was chuckling at the thought of Snarly playing by the department’s rules. And, he’d have to learn about things like “due process” and “warrants” and stuff.

"That's a true and long lasting love," says Nick, "His marriage to Bonnie Lockhart was hardly a blip on their marital radar screen."

Or her affair with Don Craig or him pining after his ex-wife or….hey, it’s a soap!

My HUH!? moment wasn’t all of the red herrings planted about who might have offed the errant prof. We’ve seen that coming for a couple of weeks. But this!

Bo suggests a stroll to the cemetery.

HUH? Because it’s such a romantic place that he has never, ever asked her to go strolling in before but since there is now a dead body to discover we’ll go meander through the headstones??

Finally, I hate to break it to Kate, but - if you are coughing up blood you are pretty well into the kiss-your-ass-goodbye stage of the disease. Even if the good doctor did a complete double lung transplant the cancer has probably metastisized throughout her body.

Unless all that botox has blocked the spread of the disease. LOLOLOL

Happy weekend all!

7:18 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

When I see an italicized Prevuism coming I read it with the appropriate mental snarkiness. That's why the sentence "We figure we can really start slacking off if you're the commissioner" struck me so funny - it wasn't italicized. I don't know if it was supposed to be or not but I'd love it if the cops actually said that to Bo.

I hope when I'm gone and someone comes to visit me at the cemetery they'll tell me something more interesting than there's a full moon out. Tell me some hot gossip. Or if my stocks went up (or more likely, down). Tell me what's happening (or more likely, not) on my soap. Don't bore me with the status of the moon, which, if I am aware you're there I can probably see for myself. HAHAHAHA

Loved the Bonnie Lockhart reference and the GRA motto.

Thanks, Prevuze, it was great today. Happy weekend everyone and TGIP!

7:41 AM  
Blogger Ember said...

In order to protect my hotheaded son, I'm going to commit a murder for which he will be the prime suspect.
-Caroline.

7:49 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Prevuze, why would you think Max made up the story? After all, he can install a water heater all by himself so he knows hot water and spews hot air.

Maybe I was wrong and he really didn't make it up. If that happens to be the water heater with Ford's rotting corpse stuffed in it, I think it's quite plausible it would take longer to heat up.

8:35 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

I hate to break it to Kate, but - if you are coughing up blood you are pretty well into the kiss-your-ass-goodbye stage of the disease.

Ooohh! I just love it when you talk technical medical terminology.

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently 3 people are leaving Days soon (one vet). I was thinking one was Kate but I think she just signed a new contract.

Chelsea says "I should have known you'd do anything to keep seeing him. YOU'RE PATHETIC."
umm - Hey Chelsea - Pot, kettle, black.

~Lisa

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Klaus said...

Luis and Ethan can stay in Harmony, thx but no thanks. IF they do bring Eric into this, hopefully he'll be smarter than the inept borderline retarded lawyer he was.

Why bring Brady back at all, they should be introducing some new fresh blood. Is he going to blame Chloe for being a druggie? If you bring Brady, might as well have Will, Austin and Carrie return. Also bring Billie back so Dr. Dan can hit the triad.

I like Nick and Chelsea, but Chelsea needs a lobotomy or something. I like Nick and Malanie, currently.

In order to protect my hotheaded son, I'm going to commit a murder for which he will be the prime suspect.
-Caroline.

LOLOL!!

Obviously Joe killed Trent, he's the new pawn.

But screw all that garbage! Did you hear the most excellent news! THEY'RE GOING TO BE FULLY GREEN! WHOO HOO!! To use the logo! OH MAN! GO MAGGIE!

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Green Ball said...

I'm having a nightmare that Brady will now be as dumb as Ethan and not worth fighting over, although I am curious how GG and EM will look with AZ.

Acording to this it looks like I'll have another hour free come Monday.

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like Klaus. That was so cool. I was sitting watching that episode thinking...what has this got to do with the price of tea in China? It was obviously a little filler clip to appease the Green community. Maybe it was the only way they could find to squeeze some lines in for Maggie and Mickey.

1:35 PM  

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