Thursday, July 03, 2008

K-Ponk

Wimbledumb trumped the DOOL feed today. What does it all mean?

Wimbledumb: THWACK! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "But we're just friends..."

Wimbledumb: SMACK! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "Stop! We can't do this!"

Wimbledumb: WHOMP! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "Do it for a) me b) yourself c) him d) her e) your family."

Wimbledumb: WHAM! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "I can't let him see me."

Wimbledumb: SPROING! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "Let it go for today."

Wimbledumb: SMACK! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "You need some time to yourself."

Wimbledumb: THUNK! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "I have to move on."

Wimbledumb: THWAP! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "Trust is important."

Wimbledumb: POW! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "The earth... a) moved b) didn't move."

Wimbledumb: SMASH! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "Why didn't you tell him the truth?"

Wimbledumb: PING! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "We should do something."

Wimbledumb: BANG! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "Don't push her away."

Wimbledumb: KAPOW! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "I may have crossed the line."

Wimbledumb: FONK! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "He doesn't want to let her go."

Wimbledumb: POOF! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "I want to make it up to you."

Wimbledumb: KLUNK! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "He's in over his head."

Wimbledumb: BASH! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: "We need to talk."

Wimbledumb: WHACK! k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk k-ponk

DOOL: Say it with her, "I'll be there for you."

Wimbledumb preempts DOOL: NBC continues its long-standing tradition of making the 1:00 PM EDT timeslot the most monotonous hour on television.

So much for Wimbledumb. We'll get back to the real excitement tomorrow. We'll also get back to DOOL.

7 Comments:

Blogger Michelle said...

I think you just wrote at least 35 minutes of a Days episode!

"Stop! We can't do this!" she says.

"Do it for b)yourself." he replies.

"But we're just friends..."

"You need time for yourself, let it go for today."

"We have to talk..." she says.

"I may have crossed the line" he replies. " I want to make it up to you"

"I have to move on." she says.

Stare at each other, fade to commercial.

6:03 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

ZAP! KAPOW! WHAM!

Prevuze rushes the net and destroys boredom.

SWISH

Another three-point, on-target, hole-in-one, bang-up job, Prevuze. Can't wait for the fireworks tomorrow!!

6:06 AM  
Blogger cfish said...

Amazing! Prevuze can make no DOOL sound better than DOOL itself! Wait, that's redundant -- no DOOL IS better than DOOL itself! Just as long as we have PREVUZE!!!!!

6:50 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I hope NBC isn't crushed that I haven't seen one second of Wimbledumb. So who's ahead? Tiger? No, wait...leg problem. Big Brown? Uh, no...after the Belmont I hear he retired in disgrace to a farm in Arkansas. Jeff Gordon? No, I think I heard he was so intimidated by the driving skills of the genius Max Brady he gave up in despair and is now working in a garage in Podunk Indiana. Hmmm.

Oh well! Doesn't matter because we can get back to normal and look forward to another great Prevuze tomorrow. Thanks! :D

7:31 AM  
Anonymous Victoria said...

Very funny! Actually I think they finally found something more boring than Daze. Guess they put in Wimbledum just to make the Lumi arguments look exciting.

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Well, I get to blow this pop stand at noon. Venus is already in the finals so, if I hurry home, I’ll be able to watch Serena trounce her hapless opponent. Yeah, right, that’s really going to happen!!!

I certainly hope all my fellow Prevuzites will be attending parties that are more exciting than the Brady and DiMera holiday celebrations. Actually, that won’t take much. Talk about boring!!! Hopefully, no one will show up at your party dressed like Uncle Sam or Betsy Ross or wearing a suit with a burnt orange tie and matching pocket square. Come on, the tie and pocket square should be an American flag motif. Geez…get with it!!! Have a wonderful Dazeless Fourth everyone!!!

9:39 AM  
Anonymous tess said...

Thanks prevuze that truly was more entertaining than DOOL.
HAPPY 4th!

10:06 PM  

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