Thursday, April 24, 2008

Jealousy Becomes You

Marlena comes in as John prepares a candlelight dinner. She's very impressed, "Well, who are we dining with tonight?" John breaks the bad news, he and Nicole are having the sumptuous repast he has prepared while Marlena gets a burger and fries as the neighborhood fast food joint, "Supersize it. You deserve it."

Victor arrives to see Chelsea. She's out for testing so he waits. Nicole stomps in, "What part of 'we are still married' do you not understand?" You are not kicking me out!"

"I just did," says Victor.

Evil Tom watches Max and Stephanie.

Chloe meets Phillip outside the pub and tells him Victor kicked her out of the mansion.

Max comes up for air and tells Stephanie he wishes they could do this all night. Pete the bartender we've never seen before and will never see again arrives and Max asks if he can cover for him. Pete agrees.

Abe and Roman arrive at the pub in a rush. Abe tells him, "Bo, Hope, Kayla and Steve have all been kidnapped. I think their lives are in danger.

"Let's not jump to conclusions here," says Roman.

The goons haul Bo, Hope and Kayla down the hallway. Kayla demands to see her husband. Bo works to loosen the ropes tying his hands.

Patch and Ava romp. Suddenly, the door flies open and Patch is confronted with the Big Kahuna of all uncomfortable situations. Kayla stands there soaking it in, "Steve!"

Patch gasps, "Kayla!"

Kayla yells, "What the hell is going on in here?"

Kayla can't take it. She whirls to leave, but it's locked so she starts pounding the door.

Patch, on the other hand, stops pounding Ava and flies out of bed. He jumps into his pants and accuses Ava of planning the whole thing. She admits it, but now that she knows Steve is good to go for a hot horizontal hula session, she orders Kayla out.

Chloe fills Phillip in on what Victor did. Phillip can't believe it. He agrees to talk to Victor, "By tonight you will be back in the house."

Victor says if Nicole tries to come back into the house, he'll have her arrested. He also tells her he kicked Chloe out too, "I've thrown out all the trash."

Nicole says, "You should still be nice to me Victor."

Victor asks, "Why is that?"

Nicole says, "Because you don't want me to tell everyone your dirty little secret, now do you?"

Evil Tom peers into the pub as Max makes a suggestion, "We could go up to my room." Silence. "Or not."

"Your room is fine," says Stephanie.

Max asks, "Are you sure?"

Abe and Roman discuss the quadruple kidnapping. Roman wonders how Patch got mixed up with Martino Vitali's kid. He thinks their time is about to run out.

Ava wishes Patch would get back in bed. Patch wishes he were in Timbuktu. He is upset Ava brought Kayla into this, "Kayla lost the love of her life once. They cancelled her favorite soap opera. But she got over the pain and you will too."

Bo works out of his ropes, stuffs his pancreas back into his gut, attacks both guards and knocks them out.

Victor thinks Nicole has become the drama queen since she has been gone. She reminds him she knows his little secret. He asks what it is. She refuses, "If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret, would it? "

He accuses her of bluffing, "Do what you have to do."

"I will," she says. Nicole leaves. Victor seethes.

Marlena reminds John they are still married, "Married people don't date."

"It looks to me like married people dating is the national pastime in Salem."

"This is inappropriate," says Marlena.

John thinks in time she will appreciate him, "Jealousy becomes you."

Marlena insists she isn't jealous. She's upset and plays right into his hand by saying she thinks he should act like her husband. John takes the ball and runs with it, "You should act like my wife. Wives sleep with their husbands. I wouldn't have invited Nicole if I had something to do."

Marlena asks him not to do this. The doorbell rings. "Too late," says John, "But if it will make you feel better I was toying with you. This dinner is strictly business." Marlena says if that's the case she'd like to join John and Nicole. "Your burger and fries are waiting," says John.

John peels off Nicole's coat to uncover her leopard skin outfit, "If the leopard wore it that tight," says John, "that's probably what killed it."

Nervous Max turns on the music. He says he wants tonight to be special. She insists it already is, "What could be more special than getting nailed in a one-room hovel above a seedy bar? " He sits her on the bed and dims the lights. He tells her they don't have to do this. Stephanie thinks it feels right, "I want you. I want us to be together."

"Are you sure," asks Max. If Max consulted the Guy Manual about this situation, he would find two words of advice, "Shut up."

Patch and Kayla think they hear a fight in the hall.

Outside, Bo unties Hope. Inside, Ava pulls a gun from the drawer, points it at Patch and tells him he's not leaving.

"Shoot him," says Kayla, "Save me the trouble." Patch tells Ava to put the gun down.

"No," says Ava, "If anyone walks through that door, they die." Outside, Bony and Clod stand with their guns poised ready to break into the room.

Nicole cozies up to John, I'm glad Marlena didn't join us."

John asks, "May I be frank."

Nicole says, "You really do have identity issues, don't you?"

"My relationship with Marlena isn't what I was hoping to discuss," says John, "I want to discuss you and me and how good we could be together."

Marlena eavesdrops. She turns and bumps into Rolf. She tells him she wants him to reverse the memory loss. He says that's impossible. She knows he can do it – or she will figure out how to do it herself.

Nicole turns it on, "I've been known to fall in lust at the slightest encouragement. John suggests flying to Napa for wine and then to Paris for a vacation. Nicole thinks that would be great. She wonders if time off would interfere with John's business, "I know you and Victor are at war."

"It took you long enough," says John, "You came here to spy."

Max and Stephanie romp.

Bo and Hope bust into Patch and Ava's den of sin. Patch smacks Ava and grabs the gun.

Bo asks, "Are you guys OK."

"We're OK," says Patch.

"Not for long," says Kayla.

John turns on Nicole like a leopard that wants his skin back, "I lost my memory not my senses. You didn't think this tasteless dress and come-ons would be enough to make me reveal my affairs, did you? Who are you working for, Victor or little Phillip?"

Roman and Abe meet up with Bo's snitch, shady Earl Lawson. Earl plays it tough. He says he agreed to meet with Roman, but didn't know Abe was a part of the deal. Abe says they need information now. Roman tells Earl he's getting on his nerves. They want to know where the Vitali compound is. Earl grabs a phone book out of the booth next to them, looks under 'V' and points to the address. Roman pays him and then brushes him off. Abe makes a call for backup.

Patch says they can't leave yet. Stephanie could be in danger. Bo gives him Angelo's phone. Patch makes the call. Back in the love nest, Stephanie's cell vibrates as she and Max continue their romp.

Nicole accuses John of being paranoid. She says she shouldn't have come and stands up. Marlena walks in, "Leaving so soon, Nicole?"

"Sorry for your loss, Marlena," says Nicole, "John is nothing like the old John." Marlena and Nicole bicker and Nicole finally leaves. John tells Blondie she was impressive. He thinks his talent for rubbing people the wrong way has rubbed off on her. She thinks he was impressive too.

Patch tells the crowd he can't reach Stephanie. He goes over to Ava and says they are going to take a little walk. Kayla grabs Ava's pills on the way out.

Outside we hear a garbled voice say, "Angelo, come in." Angelo stirs. Bo reaches down, points his gun and says, "Give me the walkie." Angelo hands it to him along with the talkie. Bo shoves Angelo into the room.

Out on the compound grounds, Abe and Roman wander and assess the situation.

Max and Stephanie continue their excellent adventure. Suddenly, Max pulls away. He knows she's worried about her parents, "But I love you and I want this to be right. I don't want to be selfish. Please don't make this more difficult than it is, or I might just lose my manners. For the first time in my life I know exactly what I want and it's you. I want us, and that's worth waiting for."

Stephanie is less than thrilled, "Would it be forward to say I don't know how much longer I can wait."

Chloe and Nicole meet at the pub. They commiserate about being thrown out of the mansion. They seem shocked they actually had a civil conversation. Nicole thinks Chloe has a backbone now. Chloe starts to leave but Nicole stops her, "There is something you need to know."

The fearsome foursome plus Ava meet up with Roman and Abe. Abe arrests Ava. Patch looks at her and reassures her as Abe reads her rights.

Abe hauls Ava off. Bo and Hope leave to get Hope an ambulance. Roman tells Patch a squad is on its way to find Stephanie. Patch caresses Kayla's cheek.

Angelo grabs a cell phone and makes a call, "It's me. It's a go."

John and Marlena sip wine and talk about how impressed they are with each other. "Admit it," says John, "You were jealous."

"You are my husband," says Marlena, "I won't share you." John thinks Marlena is beginning to accept him. She doesn't want him to read too much into it. John tells her, "Tonight Phillip made a pathetic attempt to infiltrate my organization. He and Victor are disappointing adversaries. I just wanted them to roll over but they fought back and now I'm going to put an end to this."

A woman in the audience yells, "Do it soon!"

Phillip finds Victor in Chelsea's room. Phillip says he knows Victor kicked Chloe and Nicole out. He says Chloe doesn't have anywhere else to go. He's going to tell Chloe she can stay. Victor lets that pass and says he won't have Nicole in the house. He wants to know why Phillip is supporting Chloe and Nicole against the family.

Max and Stephanie come back downstairs. They smooch as Evil Tom watches.

Nicole tells Chloe, "Victor knows where Brady is. He always has."

Max goes back to work as Evil Tom watches. As soon as Max is gone, Evil Tom scoots over to Stephanie and sticks a knife into her ribs, "Make a sound and you're dead." Stephanie whimpers.


THE GUY MANUAL

Chapter 27
Advanced Topics


1. The mother of all bad breaks – your wife discovers you having sex with another woman.

See The Eunuch's Manual.


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10 Comments:

Anonymous Leslie said...

Marlena reminds John they are still married, "Married people don't date."

"It looks to me like married people dating is the national pastime in Salem."

How very true!!

John asks, "May I be frank."

Nicole says, "You really do have identity issues, don't you?"


That’s a good one Prevuze!!!

Max and Stephanie romp.

Thank you Prevuze. That’s all I need to know….ZAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

Roman tells Earl he's getting on his nerves. They want to know where the Vitali compound is.

DOOL keeps flashing a picture of a crib the size of Buckingham Palace, and the SPD doesn’t know who lives there? How stupid are they? How stupid is this storyline? It’s so stupid it’s cringe-worthy. This could be over but no. Now Stephanie is being kidnapped. Will someone please pass out the barf bags?

“The Eunich’s Manual”…I love it!!!! Great Prevuze…horrible Daze!!!!

5:39 AM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

Eunich's manuel--that's great.

Marlena, I like the new John, just do him.


How and when did Nicole find out that Victor knows where Brady is?

6:58 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Ahh, Pard's back from the Kate Zone.

Too bad they had to stick him in the middle of an episode of The World's Dumbest Criminals.

Brendamouse said: How and when did Nicole find out that Victor knows where Brady is?

SOD reports Brady has been in drug rehab. Victor put him there, and blamed his disappearance on Chloe because he thinks she is the reason Brady was on drugs.

So Chelsea can't have kids? Okay everyone put in a dollar, and predict how long it will be before..IT'S A MIRACLE...Chelsea is pregnant!!
Prevuze you hold the cash.

New blog today, "The Guy Manual" has inspired me:
These Are The Daze Of Our Lives

7:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My favorite Prevuizms today:

John peels off Nicole's coat to uncover her leopard skin outfit, "If the leopard wore it that tight," says John, "that's probably what killed it."
And,
John turns on Nicole like a leopard that wants his skin back. HA.

"Are you sure," asks Max. If Max consulted the Guy Manual about this situation, he would find two words of advice, "Shut up."

Bony and Clod - perfect,love it!!!

John asks, "May I be frank?" Nicole says, "You really do have identity issues, don't you?"

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Love you Prevuze!!! Thanks!

7:45 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

John asks, "May I be frank."
Nicole says, "You really do have identity issues, don't you?"


I knew, as late as I'm posting, others would have saluted this prevuism, but I just had to give it another thumbs up. LOLOL

Another great line:

Max turns on the music. He says he wants tonight to be special. She insists it already is, "What could be more special than getting nailed in a one-room hovel above a seedy bar?"

Claire's ad for Fruit Loops, Patch's pictorial response to getting caught in the act (a classic page out of the Guys' Manual), and the pub's blue plate special pictures were all salute-worthy as well.

Can't wait to see Nicole's outfit. I don't see how her apparel could get much tackier than it has been already. HAHAHA

Great Prevuze as always!

[Oh, and the Eunich's Manual....fabulous!!!!]

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

If Chelsea is sterile I'd say it's a victory for the gene pool.

My favorite Prevuism (aside from Bony and Clod) was "They want to know where the Vitali compound is. Earl grabs a phone book out of the booth next to them, looks under 'V' and points to the address." HAHAHAHAHA

Since Pard and Abe amazingly found the Vitali house in one day then it's Patch's stupidity (and Bo's) for not informing the cops from the get-go. I think Kayla and Hope should go for that eunuch thing!

Great Prevuze and pictures today! :D

8:58 AM  
Anonymous em said...

Oh yes, lots of gigglesin Prevuze today, both in script & pics. I also noticed the same goofy "where is the Vitali compound" question by SPD. The police don't know where the mob head lives? Only in Salem.

And I love it when the audience participates:

now I'm going to put an end to this."

A woman in the audience yells, "Do it soon!"

9:55 AM  
Blogger Jenifer said...

An idea for PREVUZE!!!... Can you rate each episode on a scale of 1 to 5 remotes?

1 remote: Don't bother wasting the batteries.

2 remotes: Keep your finger on the fast forward button.

3 remotes: Try to fold laundry or do dishes while it's on.

4 remotes: worth catching, but you can always just read Prevuze.

5 remotes: now THIS one you need to see!

This week is hovering around 2-3 remotes...

UGHHHHHH!

Chelsea infertile deal: I'm with Deb can anyone say "Miracle Pregnancy?" Now it would be juicy if she romps w/ Daniel. I still get the ick factor w/ them however.

Victor hiding Brady's rehab time, blaming Chloe: Huh? I guess there's more to this... Maybe Chloe is really hiding from the Vienna police because she was caught with her crack pipe... Dunno. Regardless, Chloe is annoying, anyone should throw them outta there house on that alone.

Max and Stephanie... bland, bland, bland! Where's the chemistry between these 2 actors? zzzzzz

I'm SO bored with the writing! ZZZZ... So bored my TiVo gets clogged w/ old episodes I'm not interested in watching. PLEASEEEE writers, give us SOMETHING!!

What about Lucas allowing visits to the jail? There was a hint of Sami trying during the "gym" episode".

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brendamouse asked "How and when did Nicole find out that Victor knows where Brady is?" (Which is what I'd like to know too.

I know Deb replied, "SOD reports Brady has been in drug rehab. Victor put him there, and blamed his disappearance on Chloe because he thinks she is the reason Brady was on drugs."

But I don't think Nicole reads SOD.......so how does she know?
Enquiring minds want to know! :)

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Nicole knows Brady's in rehab because in real life she's married to the guy who played him before.

OK I know that was lame but so is the writing staff right now. I'm sure they'll have an equally lame excuse. And if Brady had a drug addiction don't you think Chloe would have used that as her defense that he might have pissed off a dealer and that's who took him away?
~Lisa

3:14 PM  

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