Friday, April 18, 2008

Getting Barreled In The Green Room

Dr. Jonas, Kate and Lexie are in with Chelsea. Daniel tells Lexie what happened to her. Lexie walks over to Kate, "Has she been overexerting herself."

"Not really," says Kate, "She's the same pain in the butt she's always been." Her BP is 80/50 and that will complicate the surgery. Kate takes Daniel aside, "I think you need to start talking NOW."

Daniel asks, "Does that mean you have to shut up NOW?"

EJ comes back and is giddy about his new office at Mickey's firm. He rambles around about all the neat things he and Sami can do together. Sami is snooty. She's headed for the park with the twins but says EJ isn't going with them.

Ava rages and pounds on Patch. Kayla steps in but Patch referees and they back off. "Dang," says Bo, "I was all primed for a good catfight." Ava has a total meltdown and screams at Patch to apologize for what he has done to her. Patch says he's sorry. Ava tells him she will never forgive him. Bo whispers to Patch, "We gotta get outta here, man." Patch is amazed Bo came up with such a brilliant observation.

Sami insists EJ isn't going. EJ reminds her the last time she took the twins to the park alone Johnny cried the whole time they were there and Ali got a rash. Sami snorts, "Are you implying I can't take care of my own children?" EJ takes his foot out of his mouth and backpedals. She thinks it would be a bad idea for EJ to accompany them, "What about your client? Don't you have to take care of her?"

"Don't tell me this is about Nicole," says EJ.

"I don't want you working with her," says Sami. The bicker-fest continues. EJ brings up the dinner at Chez Rouge and says Sami and Nicole made a scene. "Why an I getting the lecture," asks Sami

"Because you're my wife."

"Be careful how you use that word," says Sami. EJ backs of and Sami wants to know if that means he's dropping Nicole.

Daniel says he has to run tests before he can figure out what is wrong with Chelsea. But they've already decided to operate? Chelsea tells Kate Daniel will take care of her. Nick arrives. Kate tells him she thinks Dr. Jonas isn't telling them something. Nick sits with Chelsea and reminds her they had planned to do the John Hughes movie marathon today, "Maybe tomorrow." He leaves.

Ava has calmed down and asks Kayla what she thinks of Patch now. Kayla says she doesn't think Patch meant to hurt her. Ava gets upset because Kayla is defending him. Hope offers to help Ava. They all chime in. They'll get her treatment. Ava says she's been in treatment and it didn't work. She freaks out again and smashes a vase, "I HATE ALL OF YOU!"

Sami hands EJ the phone and tells him to call and dump Nicole. He refuses and tells her not to question his priorities. Right now they need the money and he has to think of his job first.

"Job yes," says Sami, "Working for the devil, no. You are underestimating her. Ask Victor how he felt when she almost murdered him."

"I did," says EJ, "He said he felt electrified."

Sami worries about the kids. EJ insists Nicole won't come anywhere near the kids. He wants to drop it and take them to the park. Sami tells EJ, "Until you drop Nicole, you're not going to the park or anywhere with your son."

EJ asks, "You mean drop her as my client?"

"No," says Sami, "Out of a 20-story window."


Sweat rolls off of Chelsea. She sees everyone has gone, so she tells Daniel he can tell her the truth now. Daniel says it's too early to tell. Chelsea asks, "Then why do you guys keep giving each other looks."

Outside. Kate tells Nick she couldn’t get hold of Billie.

"I did," says Nick, "But only one time, unfortunately." Nick thinks Bo may be on his way. He tried his cell phone and got nothing.

Ava weirds out. She slowly approaches Patch, "You are the most handsome man I have ever seen."

"You've either got bad eyesight or you've gotta get out of this room and see more men," says Patch.

Ava drones, "I couldn't wait to say 'I do' and spend all the Days Of Our Lives together. We were gonna go to Vegas for our honeymoon and when morning came we would just stay in bed. Do you remember, Patch? Do you remember?" Patch remembers.

"Do you hear that," says Ava, "They're playing our song. Let's dance."

Patch embraces her as they sway back and forth.

Pink Floyd sings softly...

The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.


Ava catches Kayla watching and screams, "Who invited you? He married you and you destroyed my life."

"It didn't do my life much good either," says Kayla.

Not to be outdone in the hysterics department, Kayla goes bonkers and tells Ava she holds her responsible for OMB's death. Ava is sorry about that little goof. She calms down and claims they all tricked her, "But the joke's on you guys. You all miss your pop so much? Why don't we just arrange a little reunion in hell. I want 'em all dead."

Kayla says she knows Ava has a heart, "You wouldn't kill an innocent baby would you?"

"No more than you would put it's life in danger by springing yourself from a hospital and going on a wild goose chase," says Ava.

Kayla puts Ava's hands on her tummy. Ava feels the baby. Kayla says, "You tell George to put the gun down."

EJ and Sami have the same old argument. Sami threatens to turn on him when they meet with the immigration agent. EJ thinks John was right and Sami is jealous.

Dr. Daniel thinks Chelsea is brave. He tells her the story of a big strong football player he had as a patient once. Daniel had to give him a tetanus shot and Mr. Macho fainted. "What a weenie," says Chelsea, "He must have played for the Dolphins."

The nurse comes in with test results. The blood drains from Daniel's face. He asks for her to rush the rest of the tests.

The Grim Reaper walks into the room. Chelsea senses something is wrong, "It's not good is it?"

Kayla keeps working on Ava. Hope chimes in. Ava feels the baby kick.

Patch pulls Angelo aside and says they have to help her, "If we all die, she's responsible and the guilt will eat her alive. She won't get away with it, either."

"Haven't you ever heard of temporary insanity," asks Angelo.

"Sure," says Patch, "On this show it's everywhere, but it's not temporary." Angelo softens. He tells George to put the gun down and tells Ava they have to rethink this. Ava protests.

"We only want what's best for you," says Patch.

Ava freaks, "YOU were best for me."

Daniel says this isn't the time for panic. He says they should wait for all the test results, "Then we can panic." He tires to change the subject. He asks where she would go if she could go anywhere. Chelsea decides she would go back to New York or maybe Australia. Daniel has been to Australia many times to surf, "Getting barreled in the green room is pretty gnarly. You should try it."

"I've never been barreled in the green room," says Chelsea, "But one time Nick nailed me in the living room and it's green. I don't know how to hang ten." He suggests dancing in Sydney, or going on a caged diving expedition to see the sharks. He did it and was freaked out of his mind. Chelsea passes on that. He assures her she'll get to take the dream vacation, probably sooner than she thinks.

The clod squad is all tied up. Bo and Hope are back-to-back in chairs and likewise Patch and Kayla. "I'm OK," says Patch, "How's everyone else doing."

"I'm OK," says Kayla.

"I'm OK," says Bo.

"I'm OK," slurs Hope.

"I'm OK," says John-Boy.

Hope drifts as the dialogue fades out. Bo reminds them they have been in worse jams than this, as he and Patch remember their weddings. Hope zones.

Sami is indignant that EJ should suggest she is jealous.

"Well," says EJ, "You've got to admit – she's attractive."

"For a basset hound," says Sami, "She has the body of a twelve year old boy."

Father O'Brien sticks his head in the door, "How do I find this person?"

EJ begs to differ with her. More bickering.

Sami asks, "Are you already falling for her?"

Daniel gets Chelsea to smile and tells her she's got a lot to smile about. He moves in on her and gives her a hot kiss.

The crew figures people must be looking for them. Bo asks, "Hope, you hanging in there." She's hanging all right. More like slumping. Bo screams for her to wake up.

Dr. Jonas works yet another miracle. He performs Chelsea's tonsillectomy with his tongue.

She pops out of her fantasy, as Daniel heads for the lab. Alone, Chelsea sighs, "You are such an idiot."

Outside, Daniel tells Kate and Nick they can go see her. They head in and vow to stay there until she is well. She asks Nick about the class he has to teach. "I cancelled it," says Nick, "Of course I had no intention of going anyway."

The clod squad begs George to untie Hope. He checks her out, "She's still breathing. She's fine." As he walks away, Bo stomps on his foot. George whirls around and pistol-whips Bo into the next county.

EJ claims he's not falling for Nicole. Sami tells him he can have her for all she cares. She leaves for the park. EJ closes the door behind her and chuckles.

Chelsea wants Nick and Kate to stop acting like there is something wrong with her, or else she will start to believe it.

Outside, Daniel tells Lexie he got the results, "It's not good, Lexie. She's going to live."

Bo is down. Hope is down. Kayla says, "We have to get Hope to a hospital. Forget Bo." Patch asks George to help them. Angelo and Ava come in. Angelo sends George outside and checks out Bo and Hope. He says they are OK. Patch appeals to Ava.

Ava has news. She likes their company, so she's not going to kill them. She gets upset because they don't say thank you. The big news is she has decided Kayla is her surrogate and she's going to keep them there until the baby is born. She wants the baby to have Patch's smile. She thinks this will be payback for Patch ruining her life. Once Kayla has her baby, she will decide who lives and who dies.

Patch turns to Kayla, "Sweetness I'm sorry."

"If you think you're sorry now," says Kayla, "Wait until I get you home."

NOTE: Please ignore this morning's news reports of a tremor of 5.4 magnitude on the Richter scale centered in west Salem. At first scientists thought this was an earthquake, but further investigation revealed Shawn and Belle returned from their voyage and the tremor happened when Shawn rammed the boat into the pier west of town.

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20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daniel gets Chelsea to smile and tells her she's got a lot to smile about. He moves in on her and gives her a hot kiss.

I may vomit.

3:29 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Ava weirds out. She slowly approaches Patch, "You are the most handsome man I have ever seen."

"You've either got bad eyesight or you've gotta get out of this room and see more men," says Patch.


It just goes to show you that love and/or obsession is truly blind.

Pink Floyd sings softly...

You are amazing!!! Prevuze knows baseball, football, The Guy Manual, and now rock music!!!

Daniel had to give him a tetanus shot and Mr. Macho fainted. "What a weenie," says Chelsea, "He must have played for the Dolphins."

Harsh, Prevuze, that was harsh.

"For a basset hound," says Sami, "She has the body of a twelve year old boy."

Father O'Brien sticks his head in the door, "How do I find this person?"


Double harsh, Prevuze, that was double harsh. What if the Pope reads this blog?

Daniel gets Chelsea to smile and tells her she's got a lot to smile about. He moves in on her and gives her a hot kiss.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so much for the earthquake update. The tremors from Shawn’s little accident were felt all the way up to the Chicago area. If I hadn’t been in bed, I would have felt the earth move under my feet. Carole King, please forgive me. I couldn’t help myself.

Have a great day Prevuze!!!

5:29 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

What if the Pope reads this blog?

I hadn't thought of that. Can they fire the Pope?



Prevuze knows baseball, football, The Guy Manual, and now rock music!!!

Wow. You're only about one clue away from determining my true identity – A long held and closely guarded secret.

6:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ask Victor how he felt when she almost murdered him."

"I did," says EJ, "He said he felt electrified."


LOL!

And leslie, you have a point. He is in America right now.

Great job today Prevuze - if I could post those clapping smilies, I would!

6:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't get me wrong, I love you guys at Prevuze, but is there anyone else out there who is having a real problem caring about this show anymore? I've been watching since the 70's and I can hardly even read through it, much less watch it.

6:22 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

I've been watching since the 60's and the only reason I care about DAYS anymore is that it gives Prevuze an excuse to post. LOLOL

Pictures were all great today, including the further adventures of Belle/Shawn. I'm glad Prevuze also clarified that little shaking here in the midwest this morning.

And, along with everyone else, I got to the hot Dr. Dan kisses and just grimaced. "Jeez," I thought, "I sure hope this is a fantasy." Got to She pops out of her fantasy and breathed a sigh of relief. But no more scenes of that stuff, pleeeeze? Even if it is a fantasy.

Chelsea just had major surgery and is now running a temp. Sounds like an infection to me. Why would they be operating?? TLT

Many great Prevuisms today. A Fantastic Friday Fable.

6:45 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

EJ thinks John was right and Sami is jealous.
Thank you Captain Obvious!

Patch appeals to Ava.
Isn't that what got us into this in the first place?

At least I can actually watch this episode instead of zapping 99% of it. Although I have to admit, it does make my day go faster when I don't have to waste an hour of my life watching the entire show. LOL

New blog today;
Check it out.
These Are The Daze Of Our Lives

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prevuze knows baseball, football, The Guy Manual, and now rock music!!!

Wow. You're only about one clue away from determining my true identity – A long held and closely guarded secret.


A group of immensely talented weirdos with great, warped senses of humor and the ability to "Google" up info on any topic?

KOTU

6:48 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Anonymous said...
Don't get me wrong, I love you guys at Prevuze, but is there anyone else out there who is having a real problem caring about this show anymore? I've been watching since the 70's and I can hardly even read through it, much less watch it.


I've been watching since the 60's like Applecheeks. And I can tell you from experience, it ain't easy to love this show.

Everyone speculates where Salem really is? I can tell you without hesitation it IS in Illinois.
I know this to be true because Illinois is the home of the Cub fan.

The Chicago Cubs. The losingest team in baseball. Yet its fans are rabidly devoted. Every year they pray for a miracle and every year they are disappointed.
Much like the DOOL fan. Every day we pray for a decent SL, and every day we are disappointed.

Yet we hang in there. Hoping and praying that somehow, some way, some day, our show will get....interesting.

Go Cubs!

6:54 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

A group of immensely talented weirdos with great, warped senses of humor and the ability to "Google" up info on any topic?

Busted.

6:56 AM  
Anonymous em said...

Shelle's crash this morning woke me.

I never realized before how close St Louis is to the ocean. It looks really far on the map.

And Ava is threatening to hold the Clod Squad -- and us -- hostage until the baby is born? That could be another year!

7:12 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Everyone speculates where Salem really is? I can tell you without hesitation it IS in Illinois.
I know this to be true because Illinois is the home of the Cub fan.

The Chicago Cubs. The losingest team in baseball. Yet its fans are rabidly devoted. Every year they pray for a miracle and every year they are disappointed.


Oh, Deb, how true, how true, but this is the year. The 2008 team is built for success. However, several members of the pitching staff apparently have been ignoring the memo. Hmmm, since the Pope is in the country, maybe he could drop by Wrigley and perform an exorcism on Ted Lilly and Rich Hill. A divine intervention couldn’t hurt.

…and to echo Deb’s sentiments, go Cubs!!!

7:18 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Maybe someone buried a rival's jersey in the Cub's stadium?

Let's see, with a typical 15 month DOOL pregnancy we really do have another year of the captivity storyline. They'll toss Stephanie into the room and she can join the Boob Brigade.

"It's not good, Lexie. She's going to live." HAHAHHAHA

Great Prevuze and love all of the pictures today. :D

7:28 AM  
Anonymous Roselyn said...

I demand to see this episode NOW!

I am loving all things Daniel and Chelsea.

7:40 AM  
Blogger Tripp said...

Well at least they have decided to have Nick there. So...is it wrong that I would prefer to sit around and watch John Hughes movies with Nick than go "surfing" with Dr. Surfshorts? (I love John Hughes!)

And when does Dan find time to actually be a doctor?

8:25 AM  
Anonymous em said...

Oh, Deb, how true, how true, but this is the year.

Leslie, wake up! You are daydreaming. You sound like a cast member of DOOL?

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm tired of the Catholic Church getting all the rap for having religious pedophiles, when pedophiles have been found among Protestant ministers, rabbi's,ect, not to mention the numerous religious cults.

The main difference between all those who sexually abuse children in the Catholic Church and those in other demominations was that the Catholic Church kept records, tried to get the pedophiles pyschiatric help(which was society's norm back in the pre 1980's time period), and finally excommunicated or had them put into jail.

Many of the other demominations are experts at deliberately not keeping records, not getting the miscreants psychiatric help, still shifting these individuals from church to church, or even as in the current polygamous sect, bleeding the government to help support the abuse of women and children.

I'm sorry to get on my soapbox, but pedophilia and child abuse exist in all venues of our society from organized religion to the Boy and SIrl Scouts, or Little League teams to mention a few!

11:53 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Anonymous:
Lighten up, it was a joke.

And to everyone else:
The 5.2 quake at 4:37 AM may have been the wreck of the Fancy Face IV,
but the 4.1 after shock around 10 AM was Sami's reacting to EJ telling her he was NOT going to dump Nicole as a client.

ROFLMAO

Surfs up on the Illinois!!!!
(An inside joke for those of you who live here like me)

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

…and a lighter note.

The baseball season is only a few weeks old, and the tainting has already begun. Sigh.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Surfs up on the Illinois!!!!

Careful. Don't "Get Barreled In The Green Room."

1:44 PM  

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