Monday, January 07, 2008

I'll Kick Your Butt To Chicago

Billie runs into the cop shop and bumps into Kate. She tells Kate she's dealing with a nightmare of a case.

"I hope it doesn't involve Chelsea," says Kate.

"No," says Billie, "Chelsea is a nightmare all on her own."

Kate tells Billie the cops arrested Lucas for shooting EJ. Billie says she's really not surprised... she's had her suspicions all along. Kate asks Billie to convince Lucas to see her, "His life could depend on it."

Phillip sits on the floor and plays with Claire's toys. He tries to convince Claire to join him. The doorbell interrupts the fun and games. Phillip does his act like you only have one leg maneuver and answers. Shawn does his, act like you have a brain maneuver and busts in with Chloe close behind, "Where are her things? She's my daughter... I get to play with her toys."

Phillip explains Belle had an emergency and left Claire with him because Shawn was at orientation. Shawn thanks she should have called him anyway.

Chloe tries to jump in to the conversation but Shawn ignores her and gets in Phillip's face (one of them, anyway), "You stole my wife. What's it going to take to get you to keep her? "

EJ busts into the mansion and demands to talk to Stefano. Rolf tries to calm him down. Suddenly, EJ hears a noise, "The houseguest? Who is it, Rolf?"

Marlena storms into Roman's office where he, Abe and Bo are having a big confab. Belle and Sami follow. Marlena demands to know what the cops are going to do to keep them safe. Roman wonders what is going to keep Salem safe with the three of them on the loose. He says the police are doing everything they can. Marlena says she has lost faith in the SPD. Maybe there is hope for her after all. Marlena is angry, "John's son is missing and Stefano still walks the streets. All of you listen to me. I want Stefano arrested, and I won't stop until he is."

Somewhere in the distance, Stefano thinks, "It might be worth going to jail if it would shut her up."

Chloe takes Claire over to look at the fire while Phillip and Shawn trade insults. Shawn snorts, "You may have won Belle but won't win Claire. Hope you enjoyed staying with Claire this evening because this is the last time."

"That's what Belle keeps telling me, too," says Phillip. Shawn scoops up Claire and takes her into the next room to get her stuff. Phillip turns to Chloe and says things are working the way he planned.

Rolf says he can't tell EJ anything and asks him to leave. As EJ goes, Stefano calls for Rolf in the distance.

Billie thinks Kate is being a drama queen. Kate tells her Lucas was almost murdered tonight, "Unfortunately, EJ saved his life." Billie finds it hard to believe EJ risked his life for Lucas. Kate insists Stefano will attack again, but Kate has a plan. The less Billie knows about it, the better. Billie tells her to be careful. Kate asks Billie to get her name on the list of people who can see Lucas. Billie says she can't make any guarantees.

Abe tries to calm Marlena down. He'd have more luck stopping a tsunami. Marlena says they don't understand what life has been like for her, "My grief is unspeakable."

"Then how come you keep speaking," asks Abe.

Marlena isn't sure how long she can take it. Roman says they have promising leads. Bo says they are doing their best. Marlena thinks it's not good enough. She'd like to work with the cops, "But it's time to consider another alternative."

EJ credit cards his way back into the mansion.

Phillip praises Chloe. He asks her to dis himself to Shawn, so Shawn will lose it in front of Belle. Phillip somehow thinks that will make him look better in Belle's eyes.

Abe asks if Marlena is threatening to become a vigilante, "If you do, you will go to jail." In an ironic role reversal, Sami and Belle try to calm Marlena down. Marlena says she knows they are all concerned but assures them she is lucid and will not be a victim. They guys say this time they have to have Stefano dead to rights before they try to arrest him. Sami and Belle watch the whole thing unfold and do a great job of acting like basket cases. They don't want John to be a distant memory before they catch his killer. Abe tells Marlena she can't take Stefano on her own, and they don't know that Brady's disappearance is connected to Stefano, "If there is a common denominator we will find it... just as soon as we figure out what a denominator is."

As she goes, Marlena tells them she can't take any more of this.

"You're not the only one," they say in unison. Roman promises no one will rest until Stefano is put away. As they all leave, Roman grabs Sami and tells her to keep an eye on Marlena. Sami says his best bet is to arrest Stefano. She leaves.

Phillip asks Chloe what happened with Brady. Chloe rants and says that has nothing to do with him and Belle and Shawn. Phillip agrees to back off. He doesn't want to be the bad guy, but he does want Belle. Chloe agrees to keep on helping him, "Good," says Phillip, "Make me sound like a real horrible person. After our little talk here, you might not have to do too much acting."

"This is DOOL," says Chloe, "If you want acting, you have to find another show."

Shawn comes out of the other room with Claire and her things. They leave. Phillip smirks.

Kate and Marlena run into each other as Marlena leaves Roman's office. Marlena tells Kate she thinks Lucas should be given the key to the city for what he did.

"I think he'd settle for the key to his cell," says Kate.

They form a giant mutual admiration society and decide they are both just trying to take care of their families. Marlena and the girls leave. Billie joins Kate. She says Lucas doesn't want to see her. She advises Kate to give Lucas some space.

EJ sneaks down by the laboooratory. He cracks the door open and looks inside. He sees Rolf, so he closes the door and hides as Rolf comes out. Once Rolf is gone EJ goes back to the door and goes inside. He finds "the experiment" covered with a sheet. He uncovers a hand and stands there staring forever. Finally he pulls back the sheet.

ZOMBIEJOHN!

Stefano walks in and sees EJ standing there staring in horror, "Magnificent isn't he?" He tells Elvis this is one of his greatest creations yet. Elvis thinks it can't be possible. He thinks this destroys any future for Sami and him. EJ threatens to make sure Stefano's purpose never sees the light of day. He runs out of the laboooooratory and Stefano chases.

Upstairs, EJ makes a call. Stefano yanks the phone away from him, "You will not turn against me!"

Back at the police station, the fellas try to recover from Marlena's eruption. "We need to put someone on Marlena," says Abe.

"I'll definitely volunteer for that duty," says Roman.

Abe says the clock is working against them.

Billie tells Kate Lucas needs his space. "He's got a lot more space since Carmine is out of his cell," says Kate, "But I know Stefano won't give up." Billie advises her to stay away. She reminds her that's the same advice Kate gave her last year about Chelsea. Kate doesn't remember saying that. Billie leaves. Kate plots.

Phillip contemplates the fire as Marlena walks back in with Belle. Marlena immediately heads for the next room. Belle tells Phillip she is worried about Marlena, "I think she's losing it."

Phillip mumbles something about a pot, a kettle and the color black and then tries to be supportive. He tells Belle about Shawn taking Claire, "Shawn certainly wasn't happy when he and CHLOE came and got Claire." That got Belle's attention. She asks about Chloe being there with Shawn. "I guess they're hanging out now," says Phillip.

Marlena walks out of the next room and overhears Phillip. Years of training on how to compassionately handle situations like this kick in, "WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? LETTING A MAN YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH WATCH YOUR CHILD. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?"

Belle mulls it over, "Thinking... bold new concept."

Phillip decides that's his cue to leave.

With Phillip gone, Marlena zones, "Sometimes I fell so rational. And then there is the other 99.9% of the time. I miss John so much."

Belle hugs her, "I know, Mom. And I know you didn't mean what you said."

Dr. Jekyll turns back into Ms. Hyde, "I did mean it. I just didn't mean to use those words. You need a babysitter. And you need one for Claire, too. I notice you didn't call Hope or Maggie or Caroline to watch Claire."

"You're right," says Belle, "I don't want her to be exposed to them and grow up to be a ranting busybody.".

Shawn has left Claire upstairs. At the rate she's aging, when she comes back down she'll be dressed for her high school graduation. He tells Chloe he was up with her so long because they read Goodnight Moon together, "I really like that story," says Shawn, "It's a good thing Claire can read." Chloe likes that story, too and says she thinks Shawn is a great parent.

Shawn asks, "Why do you think I'm such a loving parent?"

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder," says Chloe. He says the only reason he didn't lose it in front of Phillip is because of Claire.

Bo slams the book of mug shots closed and curses the fact that Crystal isn't in there. They wonder where she came from. Roman says, "She won a quiz show, 'So you want to be on a second-rate drama.'" He decides to go check out the building next to the cleaners where Marlena found Crystal.

EJ says he won't let Stefano torture that poor man any more. Stefano wonders what has happened to his son. EJ thinks Stefano is out of control. Stefano threatens if he tries to stop him. EJ says he has always put the family first, "What I just saw down there... You are not the man I thought you were."

"If you are going to turn against me," smirks Stefano, "Give me a clue."

"People with a clue are in short supply in Salem," says EJ. EJ leaves. Stefano goes to the door and watches.

Belle agrees she shouldn't have left Claire with Phillip. She doesn't know why she did it. "I don't want to judge," says Marlena. She judges, "You keep making the same mistakes over and over." She apologizes for scaring Belle at the cop shop. Belle assures her they will get through this. It's hard for Marlena to feel optimistic. Belle suggests letting John guide her.

"But John is dead," says Marlena.

"He still has more sense than the two of us put together," says Belle.


Marlena gets a call and leaves to take it. Belle stares.

Chloe tells Shawn, "I like you because you are real."

Shawn asks, "As opposed to..."

"Some character on a soap opera." She thinks Phillip is fake.

"Most of his body parts are," says Shawn. Chloe respects how Shawn has handled things with Belle. She thinks he's a good guy. He asks about Brady. Chloe says she misses him. They clink their beer bottles together and toast faith. Faith looks over from the next table, smiles, and toasts them back.

Phillip says he is tired of meeting Kate at the police station. She tells him about the attempt on Lucas' life. Phillip starts to go but she asks him not to, "I need your help to get Lucas out."

Sami is on the phone with Eric as EJ interrupts and asks where Johnny is. He says he's worried about both of them. He also tells her he stood up to his father, "He drew a line and I crossed. It. You may be in danger. You and Johnny could be his next target."

Sami asks what happened. EJ says he went to talk to Stefano and it didn't go well. Sami presses. He says he saw a side of his father he never knew existed, "He's gained more weight than I realized. My father might be a sociopath."

"You're just now figuring that out," asks Sami, "Stefano doesn't care about anyone but himself."

EJ says, "You're right. And as long as my father is alive, no one is safe."

Roman returns with the title on the building next to the cleaners, "A DiMera owns it. He plops the file on the desk in front of Bo, "Take a look."

Stefano barks instructions, "I want you to study this entire dossier. Everything is in it including the woman who keeps secrets."

ZombieJohn asks, "How did you get a woman in that small folder?"

"You have to be ready to go at a moment's notice," says Stefano, "This woman is your mission. Your destiny."

Chloe thinks she's had enough. She thinks she and Shawn should hang out sometime. Shawn suggests going to the Cheatin' Heart tonight and playing some pool. "Sure," says Chloe, "I'll kick your butt to Chicago. Watch and learn."

"I'll watch," says Macho-boy, "But I don't think I'll learn a thing."

Kate thinks they have to help Lucas escape. Phillip insists Lucas is fine. He walks off.

Sami says she has never seen EJ this shaken. She thinks there are more details. EJ flashes back to seeing John, "Let's just say I saw my father in a different light than I've ever seen him." He thinks Stefano will now come after Sami and Johnny. Sami asks for something to take to the police. "We can't cross my father," says EJ, "If we do, we'll be running in fear for all the Days Of Our Lives. He's planning something. Something big. I don't know what it is, but it's bigger than anything he has done before."

Belle gets a text message, "Claire asleep – will call tomorrow – Shawn." She invites Marlena to sit and share a gallon of ice cream. They both dig in. When the going gets tough the tough pig out. Belle says she is there for Marlena and so are her friends and family. She says they can't let fear rule their lives.

Stefano tells ZombieJohn to study the dossier and memorize every detail, "We will teach this woman a new meaning to the word vengeance."

Bo says this doesn't make any sense, "This is the DiMera that owns the building? Who is this?"

Roman doesn't know, "This is a new player... C.B. DiMera."

Paramedics rush two women into the emergency room at Salem Hospital. "OMG," gasps the doctor on call, "This is the worst case of ice cream poisoning I've ever seen."


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43 Comments:

Anonymous Partypooper said...

OK this is becoming glaringly obvious! John is Coleen's son (she's the woman in the picture that's been decapitated), she's now posing as "C.B. DiMera" and is out for revenge. John is therefore Stephano's half brother.
Bet you anything.....

4:32 AM  
Blogger *Tricia* said...

Lets do the time warp again!!...how riduculous this story line is getting...i mean we can swallow (just barely) that shawn, belle, and the rest of the gang aged so quickly...and then the ludicrous adult EJ Well....but now we gotta stomach that stephano and john could be half brothers?...wow...

good call on the empathetic DR. marlena evans...too bad she wasnt that blunt when she was *ahem* raising her children...

4:58 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Umm Partypooper, we kinda already know this.
In fact we predicted it back in September.

So now EJ knows John is back, I wonder if he will tell Sami. It would get him one step closer to being on her good side, if there is one.

C.B. Dimera. Now I wonder who that could be?......DUH

I LOVE LOVE LOVE picture Mary Kay!
I wonder if TPTB even thought about how that looked. I doubt it!

And before I forget, I have finished my blog from Saturday:

These Are The Daze Of Our Lives

And now hot off the presses, spoilers:

Monday, January 14: Sami is impressed by EJ's courage and assures him that he did the right thing. Bo and Roman have a search warrant. After Rob and Crystal shoot a guard, they kidnap Belle and Claire. Nick keeps mum about Ford's disappearance.

Tuesday, January 15: Max apologizes for kissing Steph. Chelsea claims that Nick is pressuring her to tell the truth in regards to Ford's death. Crawford Decker discovers that the cops found Ford's lens in the Theta house. Sami lays into Philip for not informing Shawn about Belle and Claire's kidnaping.

Wednesday, January 16: The police eye the docks to rescue Belle and Claire. Philip and Shawn argue over the best way to save Belle and Claire. After throwing coffee into Crystal's face, Belle takes off with Claire. Belle is unfortunately knocked into the water.

Thursday, January 17: Shawn visits Belle in the hospital and vows to find his daughter. Philip reveals to Belle that Crystal got away and took Claire. Bo doesn't think Stefano was involved in Belle and Claire's kidnaping. Shawn recalls the horrid night's events and remembers Rob having a tattoo.

Friday, January 18: Hope cautions Sami against putting too much trust in EJ, who has been helping out with the twins during Lucas's absence. Stefano calls EJ. EJ worries about Johnny's safety. Claire's prescription turns up in the abandoned van.

5:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just have to comment on Debs spoilers....
How many freaking times is poor Clair going to be kidnapped?? This kid is going to need years of therapy to get over the trauma of being kidnapped not once, not twice, but three different times!!! Jeesh!!


dazeisdum

5:50 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Stefano barks instructions, "I want you to study this entire dossier. Everything is in it including the woman who keeps secrets."

ZombieJohn asks, "How did you get a woman in that small folder?"


Love, love, love all your editorial comments but this one is the best!

OK, EJ, it’s time to quit using that hot, sexy, gorgeous head of yours for something other than a hat rack. With the trump card in his hand, it’s golden opportunity time for EJ. Let’s all sit back and watch him botch it up.

Bo says this doesn't make any sense, "This is the DiMera that owns the building? Who is this?"

Roman doesn't know, "This is a new player... C.B. DiMera."


…and the dumb as a box of rocks award goes to the, drum roll please, the Brady Boys!!!!! Just how long is it going to take them to figure this one out?

6:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Claire need therapy? No. Just give the kid a cookie, she's oblivious to the rest of it.
John is back, but without his trademark squint. That's no fun.
I just knew Coleen was still around. Who they gonna get to play her part? Shirley Jones?

6:35 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Now, Leslie, we have to show a little compassion toward those poor Brady boys. The viewers have an advantage over them. We have brains and they have the DrOOL writers!

Colleen may have needed to hide out at first, but the minute her child (John) was kidnapped and brainwashed the first time you'd think she'd come out of the woodwork and help save him. Or, any of those other times Stephano was terrorizing the poor dolts in Salem she could have just picked up a phone. TLT

Some more of my favorite Prevuisms from today:
Marlena says she has lost faith in the SPD. Maybe there is hope for her after all.

Belle tells Phillip she is worried about Marlena, "I think she's losing it." Phillip mumbles something about a pot, a kettle and the color black.

Loved all the pictures today. For a Monday, today started out great with Prevuze.

6:39 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I'm sure it is Colleen. But just to throw another idea out there maybe it's "Crystal (something) Dimera", long lost daughter of Stefano and Celeste. You know, the psychic daughter even Celeste didn't know she had. HAHAHAHAHA

I LOL over "You need a babysitter and you need one for Claire, too." As well as NBC's subliminal message picture. How true!!

Terrific Prevuze to (almost) wake me up on a Monday!

7:17 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

You know, the psychic daughter even Celeste didn't know she had. HAHAHAHAHA

I get it. She wasn't born. She was conjured.

7:27 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Re:Claire being kidnapped.

She won't need therapy, she probably paid off Crystal to get her the hell out of there! LOL

7:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember when Stefano was talking to the guy from Mexico? What did that have to do with anything??? Or was that PRIOR to the writer's trike and they have since then changed the storyline????

EJ now knows... Does everyone feel the change coming in EJ?

Great Prevuze today!!!!

7:53 AM  
Blogger cfish said...

Bulldog --
Yeah, we all know C.B. DiMera stands for "Colleen Brady" DiMera, but I like speculating about "Crystal (something)" -- how about Blake? Banks? Black? Or maybe Kristen is back but she changed how she spells her first name...

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Linda25314 said...

According to Soap Opera Digest, John Black is coming back as the pawn, once again with no memory. IF Colleen is entering the picture and IF she is John's mother, will John Black no longer be called John Black, but by the name Colleen gave him?

8:23 AM  
Blogger Angel said...

I said it before and I'll say it again. I find it AMAZING how forgivving Sami is of her rapist and how she can see his "redeeming" qualities. But Lucas lies about a gun and she wants to DISOWN him.

Lets not forget how Lucas forgave her when she lied.....

Regarding John and Marlena - I wonder if Stefano wants them to fight against each other since John is his pawn. I also wonder if previous rumors about Marlena knowing about john faking his death are true AND if John is faking the programming.

Hhhmmmm.......

8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As usual Prevuze always makes me laugh..........
Sorry 'JustCallMeTracy' only one of the two guys can be called HOT and it's not the little short arse LOL

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But ..........is it really John or someone that Stefano has surgically altered - Like with Andre - to look like him... if that is the case then who could it be?????

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Salemnite said...

wOw, Big shockers there. John is a DiMera, Colleen is alive.... Jeezes, fans have been saying this for Months! But, if John is a "product" of Santeen. That means Belle "Married" her freaking 2nd Cousin?!

Yeah, I know Bo is Victor's Son, but Bo calling himself a Brady. Incest seems to be the "in-thing" in Salem, Hum, it alright to take on a "family" name, but none of the morals or values? That's is just a bad as Max having sex with his "Honorary Nieces" lol.

And to Shawn D. Uggh!! moaning about Phillip keeping Claire? Hum, You think Shawn would want to know why Claire was there in the first place? And Marlena needs to keep up with her Meds... Phillip is just as much a Father to Claire that Shawn, if not more so. It would have been funny while Marlena was chewing Belle out, Claire called Phillip "Daddy"... again. :-P

And Someone needs to define to the scab writers, what the word "Soulmate" means. Because on DOOL, it's applied to every freaking example of a "looser" you can possibly imagine. And if I hear Samantha, Belle or Marlena use that freaking "S-word" one more time?

I'm going to HURL!!!

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he is Colleens and not A Dimera. And That is why Stephano kidnapped him in the first place, To get revenge against her for dumping his father. And Sami shot Lucas in the knee, and he forgave that. Oh well.

9:57 AM  
Blogger cfish said...

OK, here's what I think (I know you don't care, but pretend like you do!) ...

Colleen (of course, as we all know now) did not commit suicide off the cliff, she "disappeared" and had her son (John) in hiding. Knowing she couldn't keep him and keep him safe, she gave him over to the Alamains to raise. Stefano somehow found out that John is the Santeen baby and had him kidnapped and turned him into the Pawn so that he couldn't lay claim to the DiMera empire, and also so he had a way of threatening Colleen to keep her quiet and out of his way. Once John broke free from Stefano and started his new life, Colleen remained in hiding out of fear for his life and the lives of his children. When John "died", Colleen no longer felt she could keep quiet and began sending Stefano the threatening letters. She "kidnapped" Brady (her grandson) to keep him safe, and is trying to do the same thing with Belle and Claire (her granddaughter and great-granddaughter), before she wages all-out war with Stefano. I don't think she knows that Stefano has John. That is why Guestenstein (John) is such a powerful weapon to Stefano -- knowing that Stefano has her son would be the only way to get Colleen to back down.

Thoughts?

10:04 AM  
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10:04 AM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

Hmmmm, I really need to start actually watching this show again.

time warp stuff for sure. I mean, if John IS the Santeen baby, wouldn't that make him about 8 years younger than OMB? It boggles the mind.

Glad the Guestenstein question has been cleared up. I was on pins and needles.

Colleen as a serial kidnapper? Are they trying to populate an island again?

10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I'm putting logic in here, but....did Colleen and Santo ever actually tie the knot? I didn't think they did. So, technically, Colleen's last name is Brady. So, C.B.Dimera may not be Colleen Brady Dimeral.

dazeisdum

11:00 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

I mean, if John IS the Santeen baby, wouldn't that make him about 8 years younger than OMB? It boggles the mind.

Maybe DOOL Years = Dog Years. That would explain a lot of the SORASing that goes on, too.

Of course, that would also make OMB 254 years old. Actually, I thought he was a bit older than that.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Scolly said...

After seeing today's episode I had a few questions.

First, the last time we saw Sami she was in the apartment with hair as straight as a stick. Now it's been either permed or she would have had to spend hours with a curling iron. I'm glad with everything else going on she's got the spare time to fix herself up so nicely.

Second, Marlena barging into the cop shop demanding to know what the three stooges are going to do to keep them safe. Then in the next breath she says she's "lost faith in the law". Seems she already answered her own question.

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Salemnite said...

I gave up on expecting "Logic & Reason" on Days long ago. I just watch to see how idiotic, the writers thinks their viewing audience truly are? Days use to be better than this. The story lines, and I do mean ALL of them. Are so far fetched, it makes shows like One Tree Hill and the OC look like serious Drama. Sad...

11:29 AM  
Anonymous em said...

Colleen as a serial kidnapper? Are they trying to populate an island again?

Brendamouse, keep that up, & you can fill in during vacations.

Cracked up at the pic/caption with EJ & Lucas, but absolutely agree there's really only one hot guy. Sadly.

Always happy to see mentions of Philip's faces, body parts, etc. He is the Mr. Potato Head of daze.

If John is coming back, sans the squint, I think Philip is next in line for the Soap Opera Face Award.

This sounds like a particularly stupid episode of dool & not worth discussing, so I'm thrilled to get to see it thru the eyes of Prevuze. Thanks!

11:51 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Okay consider this:
Although no one really knows how old John is, we do know that Steve is 52, Roman is 57, Abe is 54, Marlena is 51, and Bo is 44.

So it isn't too far outside the realm of possibility that John would be in his mid to late 50's.

He HAS had a LOT of plastic surgery you know!

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

first john has brown eyes not blue brady had blue eyes secondly there was nothing wrong with johns face so why would rolf need to do plastic surgery to make john look like john

12:31 PM  
Blogger cfish said...

"Although no one really knows how old John is, we do know that Steve is 52, Roman is 57, Abe is 54, Marlena is 51, and Bo is 44. So it isn't too far outside the realm of possibility that John would be in his mid to late 50's."

The problem with this logic is that if you age OMB from Roman's age, he'd be at least 75, probably 77 or more. OMB was about 8 or 10 when Colleen "died", which means that if she was pregnant then, her child would be only 9-11 years younger than OMB, which would put John in his 60's no matter how you slice it -- and that's a fact!!

12:44 PM  
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12:46 PM  
Blogger cfish said...

Hmmmm, unless OMB isn't really Roman's father ... I mean, maybe John IS really Roman after all, and ROMAN is the Santeen baby...

Oh, PLEASE don't let me go there!!!!

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I first read CB Dimera I though Colleen Brady but then I remembered that Crystal is infact supposed to be the sister of Lexie (they are bringing Lexie back) so perhaps CB Dimera is Crystal. And possily Crystal hates Stefano as much as Lexie and is working with colleen to to "protect" John's kids.

~Lisa

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture of Steve is Hilarious. LOL!

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CB DiMera= Colleen Brady DiMera...we all knew she was alive. Of course Will shot EJ and that's why he bailed out of town so quickly.

I like the s/l cfish came up with that Colleen is behind the kidnapping of her grandchildren to protect them from Stefano. Why wouldn't she have Chloe kidnapped as well to protect her? Guess she didn't want to deal with her whining.

As far as the comments from Friday..the whole Drama Queen stuff..I too started reading Prevuze when Early Edition was cancelled, but they still post the daily activity at the following site: http://www.salemspectator.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=58

I love Prevuze and prefer your recap...got to have some laughs while at work. :) Keep up the great job!

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

"Although no one really knows how old John is, we do know that Steve is 52, Roman is 57, Abe is 54, Marlena is 51, and Bo is 44. So it isn't too far outside the realm of possibility that John would be in his mid to late 50's."

Carbon dating needs to be done on the entire bunch.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Klaus said...

So, Claire is kidnapped yet again. Perhaps they'll be having the chase within Southern Asia.

I like the selective plot elements DOOL uses, Bo doesn't think Stefano had anything to do with Clair's kidnapping? Why not!? They pretty much accuse him of crucifying Jesus.

My favorite; "Where are her things? She's my daughter... I get to play with her toys."

My goodness, Shawn is annoying, yes Shawn you should have been called at the orientation, that way you could accuse Belle of sabotaging you because she could have just called a babysitter and no he didn't steal your wife, you gave/threw her away.

Now he's engaged in some pseudo-popularity contest with a man regarding a toddler. Man embarrasses himself without Philip's schemes.

Anyways, wasn't the deal was that Philip gets to spend time with Clair and he doesn't press for rights or some such. Giving him something as minor as babysitting seems to suffice.

My father might be a sociopath. EJ says something this asinine!? I guess the eye for eye motif, kidnapping people, brainwashing, blackmail, attempting to steal embryos was just everyday crap.

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Mitsi said...

I occasionally watch this soap during the Blunt & the Breastiful advertisements, and find it too irritating for words but I have come to love reading your Prevuze. Far better than the show with just the right amount of Snark-Factor I like!!!! Just like TorontoViewer doing Passions!
Thank you for the laughs!

3:23 PM  
Anonymous em said...

Off to look up TorontoViewer . . .

3:50 PM  
Blogger Angel said...

It's rumored that Morgan from the Sorority has relatives in Salem. It is also rumored that Patch has a long lost child some where. Maybe this is the infamous "sibling" that Stephanie will come to know about.

Talk about keeping it in the family as far as Max goes - lol...

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The rewrites are getting rather insane lately regarding John and Stefano and the existence of Colleen and Santo.

I have mainly been watching because I love the chemistry between Stefano, Marlena, and John.

I also do not blame Marlena for freaking about the lack of justice regarding Stefano he has put her and so many others through so much crap. The comments are still hilarious though! Thanks for posting Prevuze!!

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Not anonymous said...

OMG!!!!!!! I love Marykay's "Biggest Loser Couples" screencap. How appropriate!

I love the "Faith" joke too.

8:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is toronto viewers website address? i couldnt seem to find it

9:36 PM  
Anonymous Rach L said...

John is supposed to be 2 years older than Marlena. And Colleen being John's mother would make sense since in the pic the woman is wearing a necklace with a Celtic symbol. You guys are so mean to Lucas. I find both he and EJ attractive, but I prefer Lucas. I just wish he was a little bit taller. :)

11:28 AM  

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