Friday, January 18, 2008

Crawling Up Your Jockstrap

EJ and Sami sit together in the pub. EJ says he and Sami have to get outta Dodge. When Stefano is in jail permanently they can come back to Salem. Sami gasps, "Are you insane?"

Patch wheels a beer keg into the pub on a hand truck. Caroline tells him to put it downstairs. "I already put most of the stuff down there," says Patch, "right beside that smelly old water heater you're storing down there. You really should get rid of that stinkin' thing." Caroline tells him she really appreciates this. Patch says he knew the truth would come out sooner or later.

"What would that be," asks Caroline.

"Why you let your daughter marry me," says Patch.

Why is that," asks Caroline, "So I could have a workhorse around the place when I needed him? "

"No," says Patch, "So you would have someone with the IQ of a workhorse who would fit in with the rest of the family."

Caroline worries about Shawn. Patch reassures her. Caroline says she has never seen Kayla so happy. She remembers when they were dating, "You were a diamond in the rough, minus the diamond."

Caroline leaves and Kayla joins him at the bar. Patch gets a confused look on his face, "You look beautiful. You got my blood pumping."

"Good," says Kayla, "I need your body."

Marlena comes out of John's room and zones. She remembers consoling Belle and introducing John-zombie.

Hope interrupts and asks how Belle is. Marlena says better now that she has seen John. Bo is surprised they let John out of his room. Marlena says he's back in bed and restrained. She says Belle was overwhelmed when she saw John, but sensed something was wrong. She tells them John pretended to know her. Marlena thinks John is beginning to believe in her and trust her, "I believe he'll come back just the way Patch did, using the same script and everything.

The cops restrain John as Roman watches. He accuses John of putting on an act. He says he can't trust John, "You may fool Marlena but you won't fool me."

"What do you think I'm gonna do," drones John.

Roman says, "I think you're gonna do whatever Stefano stuffed in that brain of yours. I'm not gonna let it happen."

Roman walks out. John mumbles, "Don't be so sure." He struggles and gets the scissors out, then tries to pick the lock on his cuffs.

Patch is hot to go. He turns on the sweet talk, but Kayla slows him down. She says her chart tells her when the optimal time is. Patch has a plan, "If we just do it all the time, then we'll be sure to hit the right time." He attacks her. She backs him off, but not before all the customers lose their appetites and run out of the pub screaming. Patch begs, "You tell me you want my body and get me all revved up and say I can't have you..."

"That's because I actually got a good look at your body," says Kayla, "You can have me, but you're getting a gym membership for your birthday." Kayla tells him she'll go home, run all her tests and call him when the time is perfect.

"Just tell me one thing," says Patch.


"What are you wearing under that dress?"


EJ presses for Sami to go into hiding with him. Sami doesn't like the idea. EJ says Stefano's primary objective is Johnny, "He wants Johnny to be Giovanni."

"That sappy piano player," asks Sami.

"Exactly," says EJ, "That's why we have to hide him."

Roman leaves to check on new leads. Bo follows. Hope thinks Stefano did a real number on John. She cautions Marlena to be careful. Right now Marlena is just glad John is back, "That means there is hope." She knows John is a fighter and he will fight Stefano's mind games. She knows soon he will put his arms around her, recognize her, and then run like hell. She also knows they will find Claire.

Claire plays with her GameBoy as she rambles along in the van with her captors, "Not if I can help it."

John works the lock. He closes his eyes and remembers being held captive in Stefano's chair of doom.

Caroline asks Patch if she heard him talking to Kayla. Patch says she went home and has something to do. Patch is in a hurry to go. She offers a sandwich. Patch bolts like the place is on fire. Patch certainly is, anyway.

The boys come back and tell the girls they don't have any news yet. Marlena thinks John could help, once he breaks Stefano's bonds. Bo and Roman get back at it.

John wiggles the lock and gets it loose. He remembers his TV torture. We flash back and watch John go out of his mind and scream as an hourglass appears on the screen in front of him.

Sami won't let Stefano take her son. EJ says that's why she has to go into hiding. Sami refuses. She starts to go but EJ stops her. Sami doesn't trust him, "Trust has to be earned."

EJ tells her Roman and Bo can't protect her, "They have their hands full. They were just seen coming out of a Krispy Kreme store." Sami says they will have someone else from the force come over and protect her. EJ reminds her Stefano has men in the police force and if Roman assigns someone it might be one of Stefano's men. Sami accuses him of running from Stefano and leaves.

Back home, Kayla finishes her test, "OMG, it's time!" She makes a call and tells patch they have to have an emergency romp. Patch tells her he's busy, but will get there as soon as he can break away. Meanwhile, there is a knock at Kayla's door. She answers to find a man standing there with a huge bouquet of yellow roses. "This isn't a good time," she says.

Patch, still on his cell phone, moves the flowers away from his face, "I guess I could come back later." Kayla hauls him into the room.

Sami wheels the twins down the hall to her apartment and drops her keys.

EJ follows and bends down to pick them up, "Allow me." You never cease to insult me. I'm not running from Stefano, but I know how to work things to my advantage. We need to be concerned with our safety." He lets her in. Sami walks in without a word. "You're welcome," says EJ. He starts in on his idea to run again, heaping compliments on her. Sami softens, but a noise at the door interrupts the conversation.

John finishes cutting his restraints, gets up and surveys his room. Marlena barges in, followed by Hope. John grabs Marlena, "Call for help and the doctor dies." He has Hope come inside.

Patch and Kayla romp. Kayla wonders how Patch knew it was time. With Patch it's always time. Another knock interrupts things.

"Ignore it," says Kayla.

"Ignore what?"

Caroline shouts, "Kayla it's your mom."

EJ sends Sami to the back of the apartment and takes out a gun. He slowly opens the door. No one. He checks out the hallway and finds a box sitting on the floor. He opens it and takes it inside. Sami comes out and asks what it is. EJ pulls the dreaded deadly baby rattle out of the box, "He wants the baby." Sami wonders what if Stefano gets EJ and she has to defend the twins by herself.

"You almost sound like you care about me," says EJ.

"You're Johnny's father," says Sami, "You're right. We have to get out of here – but we're doing it my way."

"No we're not," says EJ. He makes a call.

John strengthens his grip on Marlena. She says she doesn't believe John would hurt her. John growls, "Not only would I hurt you, I will kill you." Suddenly, John starts shaking uncontrollably, and remembers his torture. Marlena gets loose and asks him what is happening. The cops rush in, "FREEZE!" Marlena tells them to back off.

Kayla shouts, "I'll be right there." She tells Patch to button up and lets Caroline in. Caroline beams, "Steve! There you are!"

Patch stammers, "Yeah, here I am."

EJ says he was just making arrangements. Sami asks what they are. "You'll see," says EJ. Sami says she won't just follow him blindly. Another knock interrupts. EJ goes to the door. He opens it to find Abe. Abe announces EJ called and said he needed help. EJ says he figured Abe would be the only person Sami would trust besides Roman to take her to a safe house. Sami thanks Abe for coming. She turns to Saint Elvis, "You called him for me?"

"You certainly weren't about to let me help you," he says.

They lock John up again. Marlena asks what he was thinking as John vibrates and struggles. "Why," she begs, "Tell me why."

Caroline says Patch forgot his wallet. Patch just couldn't be more grateful to her for returning it. Caroline also brought that great aphrodisiac, chowdah for them. Kayla smiles, "We'll enjoy this when we have time to relax after..."

"After what," asks Caroline.

"After they hand you the trophy for being the most dense person in Salem," says Patch.

Caroline asks if she can do anything else. Kayla escorts her out. She turns to Patch, "Was that rude?" As if Patch would care. "Where were we," she asks, as she rips his shirt off. Patch gets the idea.

Abe has arranged a safe house, "I'm worried, though, that you're going into hiding with a DiMera."

Sami says, "I have to believe you don't need to be concerned about that."

Marlena asks John why he feels he has to escape. "Consider the group I'm trapped here with," says John. Roman orders a 24-hour watch. The doctor comes in to sedate John. Marlena refuses to let them drug John.

"Mind your own business, woman," says John.

Marlena finally OK's the sedative. John struggles as they pump him up. The drugs kick in. "Can I have seconds," asks John.

Everyone else leaves. Marlena says, "That was no mistake. You knew what was happening. You didn't hurt me because you couldn't. You love me and one day you will come back to me."

"Only if I'm still drugged," says John.

Patch and Kayla maul each other. Kayla's beeper goes off. Patch begs her to ignore it but, of course, she checks it and makes a call. On the phone, Kayla says, "That sounds like something you could handle."

Patch is breathing heavily enough for the two of them, "Yes, I can handle it." He handles it.

Kayla continues to give advice, "Peter can be difficult, but this situation calls for firmness." If they were any less subtle, the FCC would step in.

"It's a leg cramp," says Kayla, "You can rub it out."

Patch obliges, "I will doctor. I will." Kayla hangs up and they hit the couch.

Abe says he will call later. A baby cries and Sami heads for the twins' room.

Abe gives EJ a look. EJ asks, "Did I do something wrong?"

Abe smiles, "Nothing that I know of."

"Why are you looking at me like that," asks EJ.

"You're a DiMera."

"Maybe you'll give me the opportunity to change that to was a DiMera. I know what you're thinking – once a DiMera always a DiMera. I wouldn't have called you if I were up to something."

"I've been around too long to drop my guard with a DiMera."

"Think of me as EJ Wells."

"A rose by any other name," says Abe.

"So," says EJ, "I guess your people really will be watching me."

"They will be crawling up your jockstrap." There has to be some kind of Emmy for that line. As Abe leaves, EJ assures him he loves his son.

John zones. Marlena watches and smiles. She backs away, turns and leaves. Outside, Hope tells her John can't be trusted. Bo and Roman pile on. Marlena says she knows John can't be trusted, "Not yet. It breaks my heart."

Fade to the drugged John Black. He remembers his captivity. We zoom into the vapid, squintless eyes.

Patch and Kayla had some pretty good scenes today. Here's the whole set of scenes in celbration of... uh... it's Friday:


You can watch the previews later today on our PREVUZE II website.


Anonymous tnchargerfan said...

They will be crawling up your jockstrap." There has to be some kind of Emmy for that line.

That has got to be one of the funniest lines ever!!!

4:52 AM  
Anonymous sunset_leaf said...

another awesome prevuze!

Love all the Claire stuff. I'm surprised she even knows who her parents are, she spends enough time being kidnapped by other people...but then again maybe thats a good thing...

and in reply to a comment yesterday, I too am loving this new John, I hated all their 'horny teenager' stuff last year, it just made them so hard to watch!

5:08 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

"Just tell me one thing," says Patch.


"What are you wearing under that dress?"


Oh, Prevuze, so much for geezer lovin’!!!

They lock John up again. Marlena asks what he was thinking as John vibrates and struggles. "Why," she begs, "Tell me why."

Prevuze, I hear a Bobby Vinton ditty in the back ground.

Tell me why, though I try to forget
Tell me why, why I think of you yet
I know I'll never be free
What has happened to me?

"They will be crawling up your jockstrap." There has to be some kind of Emmy for that line.

All I’ve got to say about that one is that Abe could never have said that to Lucas. Obviously, DOOL’s new writing team is hard at work…chuckle, chuckle!!!

Great Prevuze to warm me up on this bone chilling morning!

5:30 AM  
Blogger cfish said...

I have just one question ...

If Patch left his wallet at the pub, how did he pay for the flowers?

Oh, I forgot, nobody pays for anything in Salem -- everything is FREE!!

5:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent job Prevuze! Thank you for the Steve & Kayla scenes too - I was just thinking yesterday that it's been a while since I saw them. Those were great scenes to wake up to!

5:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for posting the Steve and Kayla clips! They were just wonderful.

5:52 AM  
Blogger holo37 said...

Happy Happy Friday and thanks for the S&K clips! So hilarious! Though I do wish Steve did really find Dead!Ford! in the basement. That would have been great!

6:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my...what an awesome prevuze!!!

Oh and thanks so much for the 'special Steve and Kayla clips'
YOU just made my day!!! (love their playfulness...and 'her window
talk'...Romance at its best!!!)

Thanks again!

6:19 AM  
Anonymous Ravenheart69 said...

Thanks for the Steve and Kayla clips they rocked! Sounds like we will be seeing a great show."They will be crawling up your jockstrap" now that was HILARIOUS....haven't had a good one like that since "The dude had no pants on"...I will be laughing the rest of the day for that one.

6:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for the daily preview.. And especially today for the Steve and Kayla scenes.

It made me smile, very early in the morning. They are just too cute.

6:35 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Say what you want, but I would MUCH rather watch Kayla and Patch romp than I would Marlena and John.

Maybe it's because MaryBeth and Steven just have better chemistry, maybe it's because after all these years I still have a thing for Patch,
or maybe it's because when I hear Kayla refer to herself as Dr. Johnson I can't help think of

I am so bad.

Love the Roman pic. I'd like to know the same thing, how did his eyes turn back to brown?

I was wondering the same thing cfish! How DID Steve pay for the flowers? And how creepy WAS Caroline acting? They did everything but drop to the floor right in front of her and she still didn't figure it out. DUH!!

Prevuze, Excellent as always!

Also, check out what's up over at my site:
These Are The Daze Of Our Lives

6:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks SO much for posting the Steve and Kayla clips.

6:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting the awesome Steve and Kayla scenes -- SKORKS around the world salute you!!!

BTW, can't get enough of the Prevuze snark ... keep up the good work!

6:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks SO Much for posting the Steve and Kayla clips.

6:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you for the S&K clips!!! We haven't seen them forever and this episode will ROCK!!!

6:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the whole dialogue today and especially the S&K clips. Romance has been so lacking and seeing this gives a touch of hope that the TPTB are listening.

Made my day to see the S&K clips and the jockstrap line is WAY too funny, gonna have a nice grin going into a 3 day weekend!!!!

6:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THANK YOU a zillion times over for posting the Steve and Kayla clips. They were so funny and sexy at the same time. You really made my day!!!! Thanks!!!

6:53 AM  
Anonymous johnsonlovin said...


6:57 AM  
Blogger Sherry S. said...

Thank you, thank you for the S/K prevuze...they are so sexy together!!!!

Sherry S.

6:58 AM  
Anonymous WinterRose79 said...

Thank you so much for posting the S&K clips! :) It was a real treat to find them on here this morning.

What a great bunch of funny, sexy and romantic scenes. It made my day. :)

7:12 AM  
Blogger cfish said...

"... maybe it's because after all these years I still have a thing for Patch ..."

Oh, Deb, me too!!!!! I thought he was the sexiest thing to come along since Humphrey Bogart (I'm a big Bogie fan, too!!). Same kind of "bad boy, tough guy" persona. And that hasn't diminished any with age -- of course, since I'm older, too, that probably jaundices my perception just a little! ;-)

7:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the Steve and Kayla clips! What a great way to start the weekend. You guys are awesome and the Prevuze snark is always the highlight of my morning.

7:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for posting the steve and kayla clips. They are why I watch the show. I am getting into the other stuff now too. Who knew I would begin to like the Shelle stuff?

7:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awesome prevuze today and Thank you so much for the S & K clips today i love the passion between them this episode made my day !!!

7:32 AM  
Blogger Missy said...

I found the Abe & EJ dialog a little weird... with Abe going on about how he learned to never let his guard down with a dimera -- WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE???? i know lexie's pulled a lot of crap but, never let his guard down, i don't think so. you know the minute she's back all will be forgiven.

Oh, and no one mentioned it, but when Belle was in the van with Crystal she said that "Brady's gone." What is that supposed to mean, Stepheno got to him first?

I just am hoping they come up with a really good explanation for why Colleen kept away ALL THIS TIME... anyone have any thoughts? probably will be something lame like, "if stepheno knew i was alive i wouldn't have been able to protect you from afar."

7:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! for the Steve and Kayla clips! They are so cute and sexy together.

7:36 AM  
Anonymous em said...

She tells them John pretended to know her. Marlena thinks John is beginning to believe in her and trust her, "I believe he'll come back just the way Patch did, using the same script and everything.

Save the earth. Recycle scripts.

7:41 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

LOL at "you didn't leave me a dime" and Brady escaping from Chloe pics. All of them were so funny.

Poor Caroline had to play such a stooge. I mean, when she interrupted Payla and Kay answered the door with lipstick smeared all over her face. What did Caroline think was going on? HAHAHA

I wonder if the "jockstrap" line was ad-libbed. If it was written it was probably from one of the scab writers. I can't believe the regular DOOL writers actually came up with something that funny.

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for the S&K clips! Awesome!

John and Marlena suck! Marlena *GASP* better watch out.....

8:18 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Wouldn't that have been a hoot if Belle really had said that to John? Because apparently it was true.

Great Prevuisms today, especially Marlena asking why John has to escape "Consider the group I'm trapped here with". Not just the group but I bet he wanted Marlena to just shut up and let him snooze already!

For me the best part of the Payla scenes was the near intervention by the FCC. HAHAHAHHA

Thanks, Prevuze, for brightening our Friday. :D

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for posting the S&K clips. They were awesome!!!!

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S&K have some much chemistry which is reflective in these scenes today. Thank you for posting them!!!

10:14 AM  
Anonymous I challenge you to a DOOL said...

Gettin' fancy, Prevuze: the Amber Alert scroll bar yesterday, clips today... excellent!

10:39 AM  
Anonymous bfred said...

As a huge Steve and Kayla fan I just wanted to thank you for posting the clips of Steve and Kayla today, you rock and so does your blog!!!

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow!!! Lot's o' Love for Prevuze today. I'll jump on board....great job making DOOL entertaining.


10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way to go Prevuez!!! Loved the S&K clips. And as for how Steve paid for the rosed, that's easy. Seeing how I own a florist, it's common practice for hubby to call ahead, use his debit/credit card to pay for the order, then stop on the way to wherever and pick up his order in a flash. Also explains why Steve's wallet was out of his pocket and left at the pub.

Thanks for making my day!!!

11:11 AM  
Anonymous theresa said...


I am so bad.

Wow! That was so bad it's blocked here at work! You can bet it'll be the first thing I click when I get home... HA!

And the reason Abe made that jockstrap remark to EJ and NOT Lucas, is because he could FIT in EJ's! Little dickie wants to run away from daddy....OOOOOHHH SNAP!

11:13 AM  
Anonymous sw1120 said...

Thanks for posting the Steve and Kayla clips; what an awesome surprise!!

11:36 AM  
Anonymous nicdo said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you. The clips of Steve and Kayla were great. You are so kind to post them for us.


12:13 PM  
Anonymous Elsie said...

Thanks for posting the Steve and Kayla clips! I love them!

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After reading Prevuze and then watching the great Patch and Kayla scenes, I had a big old smile on face. It is a few hours later and I had to post a comment because I am still smiling as I think about some of the stuff in the Prevuze and the Patch and Kayla scenes.

What a way to start the weekend. Thanks

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Dilyball said...

I look forward each day to reading Prevuze thanks for all the effort and the wit and the love of DOOL.

I very much want to say thanks today for the surprise of the S&K clips. So many things I have been missing were all included in one day and what a surprise to see them in your piece for Monday.

Thanks again, and please know even if the thanks are not said daily they are felt by a lot of people.

4:53 PM  
Blogger pan said...

You do such a great job with prevuze. Every morning I read it before I go to work and you bring a smile to my face. Today, when I got home, you brought another smile to my face. Loved the Steve and Kayla clips. Those two have great chemistry for sure. Thank you so much for today's Steve and Kayla added bonus.

7:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks so much for the great Days updates...complete with your own comments!

I love Steve and Kayla and thought those scenes today were the best they have had in a long time....thanks for posting the whole clip!

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Suz said...

I don't see what the fuss is about Steve and Kayla. I prefer John and Marlena! Or Hope and Bo. Steve is cute and so is Kayla, but enough with all the smooching all the time! Talk about the "horny teenagers!" They are it!!

12:09 PM  

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