Stupid

Chanel don’ wan’ no stinkin’ baby shower. Have they asked the baby how it feels about that? #DAYS

Leo to Chad: “My mouth is dry, my hands are clammy, my stomach is doing somersaults, and my knees are weak.” Sounds like he’s been eating the chowdah at the pub again. #DAYS

Sarah is going to be accused of wrongful death. Is there such a thing as rightful death? #DAYS

Paulina tells Theo that Stephanie is a very married woman. A hanging by a thread married woman would be more accurate. #DAYS

I thought Joy was going to ask, “How many spasmatics would it take to scres in a lightbulb?” #DAYS

Kayla tells Stephanie that Alex is being overly-cautious about keeping Stephanie away from Kelsey. “Overly-cautious” in this case is a euphemism for “stupid.” #DAYS