Far Proximity

Devlin St. John, master of disguises, has himself looking exactly like John Oliver. Or maybe Oliver’s show got canceled and he came back from the dead in Salem. #DAYS

Belle to Marlena: “It’s not like I’ve never traveled before. I’ve been around the world.” She’s also been around the block, if you catch my drift. #DAYS

Scenes we’d like to see: On his next show, John Oliver goes after Devlin St. John and his corrupt practices at the Salem Water department. #DAYS

Starting the show with two half naked guys with their glistening bodies was absolutely critical to the plot. #DAYS

I hope Phillip knows what he’s doing by entering the poker game. He could lose an arm and a leg. That would leave him with one arm and zero legs. #DAYS

Chanel to Paulina: “What do you think Marlena was trying to tell you?” Something like “Lexie is going to croak and you’re on deck to get back into the game with Abe. #DAYS

Cat: “What’s Lexie’s prognosis?” Dr. Green: “It doesn’t look good for her. The rats are dropping like flies.” So it doesn’t look good for the rats either… or the flies. #DAYS

Dr. Green: “Working for EJ pus his employees in close proximity.” Is there such a thing as “far proximity?” #DAYS