Having It On Kristen

Rachel: “Whenever I use the Queen’s Gambit I lose.” Maybe the Queen is pretty possessive about her precious little gambit. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena I know from first hand experience what it’s like to come back from the dead.” Lexie: “So does everyone else in Salem.” #DAYS

Kayle: “Your daughter has a bruised clavicle.” Alex: “What does that mean?” Just a wild guess, but I think it means she has a bruised clavicle. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: “You can call me, anytime day or night.” Lexie: “But don’t you get upset when someone wakes you up in the middle of the night?” Marlena: “Only when it was John wanting sex.” #DAYS

Kayla: “Your father always saw through Ava.” What he saw through was Ava’s nightgown. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: “I went to Bayview to see Rachel and Kristen was there.” Belle: “As a patient, I hope.” #DAYS

Stephanie: “I’ll have a martini, and keep the tab open.” Apparently she plans to spend the afternoon working out her problems, which will be compounded tomorrow with a raging headache.” #DAYS

Belle to Chad: “Your taste in music is evolving.” His taste in women, however, is not. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: “Are you saying Xander is having it off with Kristen?” Gwen: “It’s more accurate to say he’s having it ON Kristen.” #DAYS

Javi and Gus back in while while Gabi and Gwen watch them pawing each other. Javi: “I didn’t realize we had company.” You don’t. You have an audience. #DAYS

After years of watching #DOOL I thought we had hit rock bottom, but in spending the night with Joy, Alex has taken dumb to a new low. #DAYS