Cheesy Soap Opera Plots

There once was a gal named Fiona
And Brady who liked to jump on her
They both had their fun
And when it was done
Brady would once again bone her
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Mystery girl: "The coffee here at the hospital is disgusting." Chad: "Disgusting coffee is the best kind." #DAYS

Amnesia + Reconstructive Surgery = Cheesy Soap Opera Plots #DAYS

Mystery gal sees the DiMera mansion: "Forget the DNA test and call me Abby." #DAYS

By the end of the episode Tate will be in another room crying while Holly takes a cold shower. #DAYS