The Cock and the Bull

Paul says he thought John was being held in Greece. OMG! Greece is bad enough, but being held in the hell-hole of Missouri would be pure torture. #DAYS

You can bump into anyone in the town square. In fact, I think I just saw Amelia Earhart bump into Jimmy Hoffa. #DAYS

Tate gets caught red-handed in the town square, probably should be grounded for a year for what he did, and Brady winds up apologizing. Great turnaround. #DAYS

Brady says he is in a constant state of anxiety. A little Fiona-therapy has recently helped him turn that around, however. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "Where did you get my wife's bracelet?" NuAbs: "I'm a certified grave-robber." #DAYS

Brady falls for Tate's cock and bull story. And both the cock-and-bull have a higher IQ than Brady. #DAYS

Brady falls for Tate's cock-and-bull story. And both the cock and the bull have a higher IQ than Brady. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sophia: "You have a romantic hideaway but you and Tate haven't had sex yet? What's wrong with you?" Holly: "Chronic virginity." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "There is a way we can tell if you are my wife." NuAbs: "How?" Chad: "Let me see if there is a heart-shaped birthmark on your left butt cheek." #DAYS