Fully Cocked

Shinn wonders if it bothers Gabi that Ava is with Jake. Gabi shows him how little it matters by rolling around in the hay with him. That's pretty much a non sequitur but it doesn't seem to bother Shinn at all. #DAYS

Kristen: "You're going off half-cocked." No. She's fully-cocked. After all, she just got out of bed with Shinn.

Jake: "Gabi and Stefan would still be together if he wasn't dead." Seriously? This is Salem. Home of relationships that are timed with a stopwatch instead of a calendar. #DAYS

Patch: "A Salem cop needs luck every day of the year." Right. Because with a Salem cop, skill is not an option. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "I'm going to stir up the pot around here." Jake: "Just flush it instead." #DAYS