Sami's Boobs and Belle's Chastity Belt

Will has Sami's eyes. Allie has Sami's boobs. #DAYS

As Jan struggles to escape she swims in the murky Salem River and discovers on the bottom, caked in mud, rusted, and unused, Belle's chastity belt. #DAYS

Belle wants to know what EJ is drinking. Judging by it's looks, maybe they should check for missing urine samples at Salem Hospital. #DAYS

Kate: "Lucas… say something." "I'm screwed," is about his only option at this point. #DAYS

Belle: "This morning I felt like I'd been flattened by a steamroller." I didn't think EJ was quite that heavy. #DAYS

No Lumi sex tonight. Lucas won't be getting a piece of ass, and Sami won't be getting a piece of an ass, either. #DAYS

Not the best day Lucas has ever had. In a matter of minutes he's gone from the penthouse to the outhouse/ #DAYS