My Bottom Is Still Red

One of the easiest ways for Gwen to convince Abby is to just ask, "Why
do you think I'm still in the house?"  #DAYS

At least when Chad starts whining and begging for Abigail to forgive him
he'll be speaking in something other than his usual monotone." #DAYS

Jack and Jennifer are supposed to be such hot shot reporters. Instead of
standing around doing nothing, why not go investigate Gwen's
background?  #clueless. #DAYS

Why, why, why would a bunch of hack writers have Adrienne die and then
have Justin go sniffing around her doppelganger? Oh, that's right, the
key word is "hack." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "I slept with Chad." Abigail: "I don't believe
you." Gwen: "I'll give you details. You must know Chad has a spanking
fetish. My bottom is still red." #DAYS

Uh… did anyone ever think of issuing an Amber alert for Carver and
Jules? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Steve: "I can see your itchin to confront Charlie."
Tripp: "No, it's not that. I sat down in a patch of poison ivy." #DAYS

Well, he's trying.  But Chad can't conjure up any real tears.  #DAYS

As the show ends we watch Chad wade into the abyss of marital quicksand.
#DAYS