Battle of the Bizarre Batsh*t Batty Babes

They're putting up posters saying Ava is missing, but that's not
official until she starts showing up on milk cartons. #DAYS

OK, Chad, lets see you talk your way out of this one. #DAYS

The whole DNA thing in this storyline is, to use the scientific term,
hooey. #DAYS

Claire: "I do have good taste." Not necessarily in men. #DAYS

Abby vs. Gwen: Battle of the bizarre batsh*t batty babes. #DAYS

Run with it, Chad. "She took advantage of me" is weak, but it may be the
only strategy you have at this point. #DAYS