Salem's Equivalent to Irma la Douce

Kate's embarrassed to be associated with a grease monkey. Jake could
reciprocate by not wanting to be associated with a former alley whore
who is now Salem's equivalent to Irma la Douce. #DAYS

Chad experiences something as terrifying as COVID – the reality of the
morning after. #DAYS

Gwen: "Your marriage doesn't mean as much to Abigail as it does to you."
And based on last night Chad doesn't think the marriage amounts to a
pile of crap." #DAYS

So the twins both want to be fed. Now we know why women have two… you
know. #DAYS

Chad got lucky last night. If he really wants to get lucky he should
tell Abigail about it so she will dump him. #DAYS